Bet he's staying for the orgy!

#monsterdon

BO! #Monsterdon

do you hear what i hear? a beast, a beast, roaring in the night #monsterdon

yep, that's that #FF0000 1970s blood all right. #Monsterdon

Okay so the giant blond guy who looks a bit like a yeti is definitely going to get a chance to battle the actual yeti, right?

#monsterdon
#snowbeast

I feel like I've seen this movie before. Was it a Rifftrax? Or is this just the result of me seeing almost every bigfoot movie through out my life and they just blend together now?
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

@SRLevine Gotta leave something for the snowbeast to eat

#Monsterdon

My god, the snowbeast ripped her right out of her jacket! Bros are so impatient during mating season. #Monsterdon

NOT the White Shadow. Shh. Don't say that show name, we don't have a license for it.

#monsterdon

snowbeast, or Jaws on ice (we can't cancel the winter carnival) #Monsterdon

We're going to have lots and lots of skiing for filler, aren't we?

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Oh,....well...NM!

#monsterdon

I _want_ that station wagon #monsterdon

@moira ...which parts?.... I'M JUST ASKIN! #Monsterdon

Parts of Jennifer found. #Monsterdon

Little known fact:

This community is one of the rare places where everywhere is downhill from everywhere else.

It sounds like it would violate physics, right? Right.

#Monsterdon

I kind of like just watching the characters ski, tbh. I'm convinced if I ever go skiing I will break both legs immediately so it's vicarious enjoyment. #Monsterdon

Blood on the snow!! Love to see it

#monsterdon

IS EVERYONE IN THIS MOVIE NAMED SCOTT? MY GOD

I know it was a popular name in the 70s, but this is ridiculous.

#monsterdon #Snowbeast1977

"I think this is Jennifer."
"I think this is too."
#Monsterdon

So 50/50 on whether this is avalanche country? All of the yelling makes me want to say it is and the guy dies in one.

#Monsterdon

Oh my god -- Jennifer got ketchup on her outfit so she took it off!

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

wuh oh better call it in

oh shit cell phones haven't been invented yet

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

This movie is making me happy purely because of all the gorgeous mountain scenery #Monsterdon

So, this movie is about skiing then ...

#monsterdon

@GramrgednAngel yes you did see orgy

#Monsterdon

ut oh

#monsterdon

Sound mixer thought "i bet a mountain echo and a cave echo sound the same." #monsterdon

Yeah, ONE of you at least was doomed from the instant you decided to Scooby-Doo this shit. #Monsterdon

I stan these toques.

Those ski bindings are giving me the willies, though.

#monsterdon

Did that banner mention ORGY? I swear I saw ORGY ...

#Monsterdon

Yikes! that’s never good
#bloodySkiJacket
#monsterdon

@blogdiva

A lifelong heavy smoker, Sidney died on July 1, 1999, aged 88, of throat cancer.

She was also the case worker in Beetlejuice.

#monsterdon

Props to the camera person working on skis. That's pretty impressive.

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Unfortunately this monster-eye view has nothing on the faceted ant-vision from that one terrible ant movie we watched for #Monsterdon

People in monster movies always make the mistake of sounding crazy at a time-critical moment. Just say there's a bear. Or a mountain lion.

#Monsterdon

Before cellphones ppl must’ve been “missing” so often. #snowbeast #monsterdon

@blogdiva Damn it. You made me choke on my pizza. Hah!
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

@Taweret ...starts chugging the rum from the bottle bypassing the nog... #Monsterdon

Go 70s toques!

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

That tuba has quite the growl

#monsterdon
#Snowbeast

"Good girl"

How does this movie come across as even more sexist than some of the 1950s stuff we've seen?

(also sorry in advance, I'm apparently in a cranky mood and will be nitpicking tonight)

#Monsterdon

Monster visual!!!!
#Monsterdon

I wonder how much of the budget was spent on actor skiing lessons.

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

"... not on your audacity!"

Crowd: "Boo audacity!"

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

nobody is saying pizza or french fries when they ski, i don't think they are professionals

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Paul has brought to my attention that Jennifer's friend is another Beetlejuice alum. She was the realtor. She's super young in this.

#monsterdon

Thought he was going to slap that survivor there, and tbh.....with that acting....

#monsterdon

@akamran 😬 #Monsterdon

we shot all this skiing footage and by god we’re going to use it #monsterdon

I'm getting red shirt vibes from this rescue crew

#monsterdon #SnowBeast

Not Scott of the Antarctic, but Scott of the several small hills

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast Do you know what the street value of this mountain is?!

I'm not sure the rescue party is on the same slope #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🌨️ ❄️ 🦍 👣 ❄️😱

Rooting for Heidi and Snowbeast to form an unholy alliance and get all these smug ski dudes who's with me???

Woah! An actual forest?
#Monsterdon

@akamran Right? Except for those two.

#monsterdon
#snowbeast

Meeting up in the lodge is the best part of skiing #monsterdon

Our main character has great range as an actor. #Monsterdon

wtf ok costumes making a mistake by taking off the midriff belts from the ski patrol jackets, they look like goons without them #monsterdon

A half hour to search several mountains?! #Monsterdon

Heidi survives, but is traumatized.

#monsterdon

I guess this is the prequel to Jennifer's Body #monsterdon

That's a shit ski patrol uniform. #monsterdon

"Good girl"? What, is she Lassie?!??

#Monsterdon #snowbeast

Because the most important thing is optics.

#Monsterdon

Granny's gonna run overwatch, yesss #monsterdon

clever use of the collar there to mask ADR

#monsterdon

"We don't think you're crazy, we think you're mad."
"...."
#monsterdon #snowbeast

"We're gonna find Jennifer!"

See, that's her spleen right over there! We're close! #Monsterdon

only thing you're gonna find is jennifer's body

parts of it anyway

mostly the outtakes

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

#monsterdon

No one believes you usually anyway

I'm not living the performance from green jacket lady.

She sounds like an old lady trying to sound like a little girl. #Monsterdon

Hi! We're the non-speaking extras. At least one of has coffee, so that box is checked off.

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Is that Sean Astin? I'm waiting for Sean Astin.

#monsterdon #Snowbeast1977

They can't spot the woman in the BRIGHT yellow ski suit?!

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast And when we get back, you can hold my clipboard.

I reckon it was some sort of beast. some sort of snow beast

#monsterdon

This actress has the old school hysterical act down pat #Monsterdon

yeah I dont think theres any monster. film title is a misinfo. no evidence.
#Monsterdon

"The only thing I can remember is those footprints. Like something off Onlyfans!" #Monsterdon

"Nobody thinks you're crazy"

No we all think you're a hysterical woman.

#Monsterdon

@jchaven Inside of me are two spears or there would be if Bo had a brain. #Monsterdon

This guy's bringing a real "first time table read" energy to his lines #monsterdon

this scene sponsored by Scott snow gear #monsterdon #snowbeast1977

ooh, indescribable monster. #monsterdon

@diazona I like your sisters

#monsterdon
#snowbeast

"nobody thinks you're crazy!"
turns to other friend and giggles with finger to lips.
#Monsterdon

i was so proud of myself for remembering the name jennifer but she's already dead huh

(green coat is Heidi tho)

#monsterdon

@foolishowl Aw, that could be the hand of any of these characters #monsterdon

"Heidi, I'm gonna sit here and try to pretend your name isn't hilarious in the mountains." #Monsterdon

Nevermind. We'll find this girl
Mystic stream
#Monsterdon

I think she’s crazy.

#monsterdon #snowbeast

#monsterdon

Take a good look, we won't get snow like this after climate change!

Why does that adult woman sound like an eight year old boy? #Monsterdon

Heidi, I'm about to get all up in your grill #monsterdon

Heidi Hedi Hedi Ho!

#monsterdon
#Snowbeast