I hereby dub that big guy "houndstooth asshole"

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#Monsterdon Ooooooo....do you need some aloe for that burn, lady?

How fast does blood oxidize in the air when it's cold out? That seems like an awfully bright red...

(yes I know cornsyrup + food dye)

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Is Blonde Linebacker Type supposed to be the hero?

#Monsterdon #snowbeast

#monsterdon this is my and @rdm 's first #monsterdon hi everyone we have been longing to join you for a while!

Great line read, kid >_> #Monsterdon

i don't know if the snow beast has skis but if the snow beast doesn't ski and we don't have a long chase scene where the snow beast is shredding powder this movie will have wasted the best opening it has #monsterdon

@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net They're the safety patrol for the mountain. They ought to have radios to coordinate, no?

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Really make sure to keep those speaking roles down
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the face of a man who does not want to be there, either in this festival or in this movie

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

Look at that TURTLENECK! #monsterdon

#monsterdon Listen, I'm Bruce Dickenson and I'm telling you I gotta have more tuba.

JEEEENIFFEEEEER It's funny because in 1977 any Jennifers would be likely be six, given that Love Story had only came out that many years earlier.

okay, so this giant swede is Bo, we all agree? #Monsterdon

Bet he's staying for the orgy!

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BO! #Monsterdon

do you hear what i hear? a beast, a beast, roaring in the night #monsterdon

yep, that's that #FF0000 1970s blood all right. #Monsterdon

Okay so the giant blond guy who looks a bit like a yeti is definitely going to get a chance to battle the actual yeti, right?

#monsterdon
#snowbeast

I feel like I've seen this movie before. Was it a Rifftrax? Or is this just the result of me seeing almost every bigfoot movie through out my life and they just blend together now?
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

@SRLevine Gotta leave something for the snowbeast to eat

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My god, the snowbeast ripped her right out of her jacket! Bros are so impatient during mating season. #Monsterdon

NOT the White Shadow. Shh. Don't say that show name, we don't have a license for it.

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snowbeast, or Jaws on ice (we can't cancel the winter carnival) #Monsterdon

We're going to have lots and lots of skiing for filler, aren't we?

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Oh,....well...NM!

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@moira ...which parts?.... I'M JUST ASKIN! #Monsterdon

Parts of Jennifer found. #Monsterdon

Little known fact:

This community is one of the rare places where everywhere is downhill from everywhere else.

It sounds like it would violate physics, right? Right.

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I kind of like just watching the characters ski, tbh. I'm convinced if I ever go skiing I will break both legs immediately so it's vicarious enjoyment. #Monsterdon

Blood on the snow!! Love to see it

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IS EVERYONE IN THIS MOVIE NAMED SCOTT? MY GOD

I know it was a popular name in the 70s, but this is ridiculous.

#monsterdon #Snowbeast1977

"I think this is Jennifer."
"I think this is too."
#Monsterdon

So 50/50 on whether this is avalanche country? All of the yelling makes me want to say it is and the guy dies in one.

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Oh my god -- Jennifer got ketchup on her outfit so she took it off!

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

wuh oh better call it in

oh shit cell phones haven't been invented yet

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

This movie is making me happy purely because of all the gorgeous mountain scenery #Monsterdon

@GramrgednAngel yes you did see orgy

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ut oh

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Sound mixer thought "i bet a mountain echo and a cave echo sound the same." #monsterdon

Yeah, ONE of you at least was doomed from the instant you decided to Scooby-Doo this shit. #Monsterdon

Did that banner mention ORGY? I swear I saw ORGY ...

#Monsterdon

I stan these toques.

Those ski bindings are giving me the willies, though.

#monsterdon

Yikes! that’s never good
#bloodySkiJacket
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@blogdiva

A lifelong heavy smoker, Sidney died on July 1, 1999, aged 88, of throat cancer.

She was also the case worker in Beetlejuice.

#monsterdon

Props to the camera person working on skis. That's pretty impressive.

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Unfortunately this monster-eye view has nothing on the faceted ant-vision from that one terrible ant movie we watched for #Monsterdon

People in monster movies always make the mistake of sounding crazy at a time-critical moment. Just say there's a bear. Or a mountain lion.

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Before cellphones ppl must’ve been “missing” so often. #snowbeast #monsterdon

@blogdiva Damn it. You made me choke on my pizza. Hah!
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

@Taweret ...starts chugging the rum from the bottle bypassing the nog... #Monsterdon

Go 70s toques!

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That tuba has quite the growl

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#Snowbeast

"Good girl"

How does this movie come across as even more sexist than some of the 1950s stuff we've seen?

(also sorry in advance, I'm apparently in a cranky mood and will be nitpicking tonight)

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Monster visual!!!!
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I wonder how much of the budget was spent on actor skiing lessons.

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

"... not on your audacity!"

Crowd: "Boo audacity!"

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

nobody is saying pizza or french fries when they ski, i don't think they are professionals

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Paul has brought to my attention that Jennifer's friend is another Beetlejuice alum. She was the realtor. She's super young in this.

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@akamran 😬 #Monsterdon

we shot all this skiing footage and by god we’re going to use it #monsterdon

I'm getting red shirt vibes from this rescue crew

#monsterdon #SnowBeast

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast Do you know what the street value of this mountain is?!

Not Scott of the Antarctic, but Scott of the several small hills

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I'm not sure the rescue party is on the same slope #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🌨️ ❄️ 🦍 👣 ❄️😱

Rooting for Heidi and Snowbeast to form an unholy alliance and get all these smug ski dudes who's with me???

Woah! An actual forest?
#Monsterdon

@akamran Right? Except for those two.

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#snowbeast

Meeting up in the lodge is the best part of skiing #monsterdon

Our main character has great range as an actor. #Monsterdon

wtf ok costumes making a mistake by taking off the midriff belts from the ski patrol jackets, they look like goons without them #monsterdon

A half hour to search several mountains?! #Monsterdon

Heidi survives, but is traumatized.

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I guess this is the prequel to Jennifer's Body #monsterdon

That's a shit ski patrol uniform. #monsterdon

"Good girl"? What, is she Lassie?!??

#Monsterdon #snowbeast

Because the most important thing is optics.

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Granny's gonna run overwatch, yesss #monsterdon

clever use of the collar there to mask ADR

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"We don't think you're crazy, we think you're mad."
"...."
#monsterdon #snowbeast

"We're gonna find Jennifer!"

See, that's her spleen right over there! We're close! #Monsterdon

only thing you're gonna find is jennifer's body

parts of it anyway

mostly the outtakes

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

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No one believes you usually anyway

I'm not living the performance from green jacket lady.

She sounds like an old lady trying to sound like a little girl. #Monsterdon

Hi! We're the non-speaking extras. At least one of has coffee, so that box is checked off.

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Is that Sean Astin? I'm waiting for Sean Astin.

#monsterdon #Snowbeast1977

They can't spot the woman in the BRIGHT yellow ski suit?!

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#Monsterdon #Snowbeast And when we get back, you can hold my clipboard.

I reckon it was some sort of beast. some sort of snow beast

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This actress has the old school hysterical act down pat #Monsterdon

yeah I dont think theres any monster. film title is a misinfo. no evidence.
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"The only thing I can remember is those footprints. Like something off Onlyfans!" #Monsterdon

"Nobody thinks you're crazy"

No we all think you're a hysterical woman.

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@jchaven Inside of me are two spears or there would be if Bo had a brain. #Monsterdon

This guy's bringing a real "first time table read" energy to his lines #monsterdon

this scene sponsored by Scott snow gear #monsterdon #snowbeast1977

ooh, indescribable monster. #monsterdon

@diazona I like your sisters

#monsterdon
#snowbeast

"nobody thinks you're crazy!"
turns to other friend and giggles with finger to lips.
#Monsterdon