Did he say he has a good idea where the gorilla is up in that mountain?

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Oh a job at a ski resort, is this also some knockoff Shining vibes lol #monsterdon #snowbeast1977

“What do you base that on!” Way to go, grandson! #Monsterdon

“I’m not being insensitive, just realistic!” That’s my new motto when people in my life go mysteriously missing #Monsterdon

the sheriff can isolate the snowbeast in a paraday cage

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@djsolar913

@Taweret picks an old monster movie for everyone to watch together every week. For me, it’s 6 p.m. on Sunday (Pacific Time)—so about 15 minutes ago. People do running commentaries. @Cherizilla does a bingo card. I’ve never actually watched the movie with everyone but love following along with the comments. 😸

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@Louisa

Once again unable to determine which sort of person the ski lodge does NOT rent rooms to. This is going to haunt me. #Monsterdon

I want to start using this anytime. The monster briefly appears on scene

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wait were they shaking hands or was he just like, jostling him #monsterdon

what's going on with grandson's hairline and part location, is that a wig? why are people parting their hair like 1/3 of the way across the brow? #monsterdon

oh! a love tangle! what this movie NEEDS! #monsterdon

Oh boy heterosexual nonsense!

#monsterdon #snowbeast

the orgy better fix this

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"Not anymore you don't." Aw, that was actually sweet #Monsterdon

@Violinknitter BRILLIANT

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#snowbeast

Are ski runs usually financially dependent on winter carnivals?

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"Bodies do disappear in avalanches you know."

What she's saying is grandma has killed thousands.

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ew hetero love triangle

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I love the interiors in this movie, it is so cozy

more than watching this movie i think i just wanna inhabit it

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Well when the first yeti takes the second yeti, at least the second yeti's wife can find solace in Tony

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#snowbeast

Ah Alcohol and confessions, always the best combination.

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"No, but he does use them as marital aids when I'm not there."

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

@BsCreativeLife Happy holidays!! #Monsterdon

I mean, the winter carnival events are mostly in town anyway, closing off a section of the mountain doesn't disrupt that much. #monsterdon

JUST DRIVING THAT POINT HOME, GRANDSON

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"It was probably an avalanche."
"Then explain Heidi." No, explain the blood-soaked snow suit! Avalanches don't strip people naked!

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#Monsterdon ok so this is jaws in the mountains, and gramma is the mayor. got it

I'm just going with this is Juno before she died and becomes a case worker in Beetlejuice.

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Is it the 4th of July?? #monsterdon #snowbeast1977

Wow. Nobody likes Gar.

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Oh man, family strife and infidelity
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Granny is prepared to gaslight all on the property #monsterdon

Best job interview Evah!

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Grandma’s necklace game is on point #Monsterdon

Oh so now you play the grand ma card!
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@davesdogmaggie this screenshot is the least flattering 5head shot lol #monsterdon

Heidi was always anti-carnival #Monsterdon

The hairstyles in this movie are incredible. Very believable as hair that just came out from under a knit cap.

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

Yeah, who cares about Heidi anyway.

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Why is he yelling? #Monsterdon

@sean They had to delete the scene. Snowbeast had a no nudity clause in their contract. And besides the full frontal would have given this an X rating.
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The camera people that had to film on skies definitely earned their pay.

I know what i saw and what I saw was a lot of #monsterdon people giving out of the goodness of their hearts to various charities today omg

@Louisa it was swamp gas! or Venus!

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Bodies don't disappear in avalanches and then leave coats covered in ketchup, GRANDMA.

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#snowbeast

Oh I see Grandma is gonna be the Jaws mayor.

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Certainly hiding talent very well. #monsterdon

Won't you think about the winter carnival?

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That- heh, that's not what facetious means, man. ^^; #Monsterdon

"Let's put it this way: You are the Mayor in Jaws."
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@Louisa Was it bigger than a breadbox?

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Sheriff Perry Gripp #monsterdon

- sometimes it's straight up about a shark again like The Last Shark (1981) (rubber shark, everybody speaks their own language and is dubbed over in English)
- or just another ocean creature like Tentacles (1977) (octopus attacks always accompanied by harpsichord stings, Shelley Winters' giant hat)
- sometimes it's Jaws except it's a bear like Grizzly (1976) or The Day of the Animals (1977) which is basically the same movie but also has Leslie Nielsen and more animals
- might be spiders but the main thing is we can't cancel the county fair - Kingdom of the Spiders (1977) etc etc

(deleted and redrafted this to be sharable due to tonight's Jaws on Skis (ahem i mean Snowbeast) #Monsterdon

Ugh, is there actually a plot line about job hunting and someone getting berated about not wanting to apply for jobs? Not sure I want to listen to that any more...

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Tony's acting oh man I can smell the ham from here #Monsterdon

#facetious #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Trivia: The crew also calibrated their cameras with that jacket.

This guy actually knows what he's talking about and is raising the alarm and Grandma's going to ruin this for everybody

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@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza It was probably a fungus. Can't trust funguses. (Except yeast, and even then...)

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

@brucetheknife I dunno that is a looooooooowwwww bar

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Dying wifi card in my 8 year old laptop is making it impossible to riff. 😢

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okay, it's still unclear if the winter carnival is ONGOING or being prepared for. #monsterdon

No, that's not Martha Raye, the "Polident woman," she was younger in the 70s.

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@rberlim more like pistachio balance

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There's something very strange and dangerous out there. ME.

#monsterdon #Snowbeast1977

@Taweret OMG that's it

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

The actor playing the grandson is a terrible actor. Even for #Monsterdon

The scarves! The brown pantsuits! The houndstooth jackets! The turtlenecks! Loving the costumes for this movie #Monsterdon

Good old Tony also knows I am going to ask him for a job.

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It's weird how no one is listening to the wildly handsome man - usually that's the person who has no problem getting believed. Is he....too pretty?

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#snowbeast

The white balance is wild on this movie
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"If it were going to come any nearer, wouldn't it have done so by now?"

My sister: "NO that's how time works!"

#Monsterdon

yeah she was the lady who smoked out of her neck in beetlejuice

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How did ski patrol dude not end up with hat hair? He's clearly had a very recent blow-out

Does this giant blond guy have his jaw wired shut or something? #Monsterdon

Ooooh!! Word use! Yes!
Expand vocabulary
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Starting the movie late. Currently watching on 2x and about 6 minutes behind the pack. Is it worth it or should I just jump through until I'm synced up?

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Why the hell did we let turtlenecks go out of style? Stupid short sighted of us, if you ask me...

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"It wasn't an animal! And it wasn't human either!"

Was it manimal? #Monsterdon

Seberg should have just gone up to Tony and greeted him with a hearty "Hey, little buddy!" #monsterdon

Skiing will save us all! #monsterdon

@monsterdonne

@alifeeney is a lifelong ski racer and is here to tell me when their skiing technique is off :)

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I can't place Grandma's voice, but it's so familiar.

this blonde dude - could be the monster! #monsterdon

Gar?!?!

He's got a FISH name?!?!

#Monsterdon #snowbeast

oh yeah how can i reference gimli. monsterdon tradition for me i think
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By the end of this movie, Snowbeast is gonna be like, "I gotta get me some skis, I could eat on the run, those mofos are QUICK."

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@trixter "Hey, I know that guy!" #Monsterdon

Bad marriage, hunh.

#monsterdon #SnowBeast_1977

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Ugh I was super wrong about Yvette dangit, she's still lovely young Yvette Mimieux.

Jesus, Bo, turn the shine down on those things. You're gonna blind someone with your bicuspid. #Monsterdon

@arrjay maybe they are functions which show instantaneous slope at each x? #iWasToldThereDbeNoMath #Monsterdon

Thanks for everyone for believing in the power of Snowbeast and voting it in at long last

Perfect timing on it, tbh

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Why did the monster leave the jacket, but absolutely no other articles of clothing? #Monsterdon

this could already be remade as a banger local flick. Wienerpeg. Winterpeg. Winnipeg.
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Wounding pride
Best marriage advice
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@leece @rdm woohoo! Welcome!

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skiers of unusual size #monsterdon