Well when the first yeti takes the second yeti, at least the second yeti's wife can find solace in Tony

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#snowbeast

"No, but he does use them as marital aids when I'm not there."

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@BsCreativeLife Happy holidays!! #Monsterdon

I mean, the winter carnival events are mostly in town anyway, closing off a section of the mountain doesn't disrupt that much. #monsterdon

JUST DRIVING THAT POINT HOME, GRANDSON

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"It was probably an avalanche."
"Then explain Heidi." No, explain the blood-soaked snow suit! Avalanches don't strip people naked!

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

#Monsterdon ok so this is jaws in the mountains, and gramma is the mayor. got it

I'm just going with this is Juno before she died and becomes a case worker in Beetlejuice.

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Is it the 4th of July?? #monsterdon #snowbeast1977

Wow. Nobody likes Gar.

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Oh man, family strife and infidelity
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Granny is prepared to gaslight all on the property #monsterdon

Grandma’s necklace game is on point #Monsterdon

Best job interview Evah!

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Oh so now you play the grand ma card!
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@davesdogmaggie this screenshot is the least flattering 5head shot lol #monsterdon

Heidi was always anti-carnival #Monsterdon

The hairstyles in this movie are incredible. Very believable as hair that just came out from under a knit cap.

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

Yeah, who cares about Heidi anyway.

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Why is he yelling? #Monsterdon

@sean They had to delete the scene. Snowbeast had a no nudity clause in their contract. And besides the full frontal would have given this an X rating.
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

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The camera people that had to film on skies definitely earned their pay.

I know what i saw and what I saw was a lot of #monsterdon people giving out of the goodness of their hearts to various charities today omg

Oh I see Grandma is gonna be the Jaws mayor.

#Monsterdon #snowbeast

@Louisa it was swamp gas! or Venus!

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Bodies don't disappear in avalanches and then leave coats covered in ketchup, GRANDMA.

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#snowbeast

Certainly hiding talent very well. #monsterdon

Won't you think about the winter carnival?

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"Let's put it this way: You are the Mayor in Jaws."
#monsterdon #snowbeast

That- heh, that's not what facetious means, man. ^^; #Monsterdon

@Louisa Was it bigger than a breadbox?

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Sheriff Perry Gripp #monsterdon

- sometimes it's straight up about a shark again like The Last Shark (1981) (rubber shark, everybody speaks their own language and is dubbed over in English)
- or just another ocean creature like Tentacles (1977) (octopus attacks always accompanied by harpsichord stings, Shelley Winters' giant hat)
- sometimes it's Jaws except it's a bear like Grizzly (1976) or The Day of the Animals (1977) which is basically the same movie but also has Leslie Nielsen and more animals
- might be spiders but the main thing is we can't cancel the county fair - Kingdom of the Spiders (1977) etc etc

(deleted and redrafted this to be sharable due to tonight's Jaws on Skis (ahem i mean Snowbeast) #Monsterdon

@allanb Isn't that hair normal for old people?

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Ugh, is there actually a plot line about job hunting and someone getting berated about not wanting to apply for jobs? Not sure I want to listen to that any more...

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#facetious #monsterdon

Tony's acting oh man I can smell the ham from here #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Trivia: The crew also calibrated their cameras with that jacket.

@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza It was probably a fungus. Can't trust funguses. (Except yeast, and even then...)

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

This guy actually knows what he's talking about and is raising the alarm and Grandma's going to ruin this for everybody

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@brucetheknife I dunno that is a looooooooowwwww bar

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Dying wifi card in my 8 year old laptop is making it impossible to riff. 😢

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okay, it's still unclear if the winter carnival is ONGOING or being prepared for. #monsterdon

No, that's not Martha Raye, the "Polident woman," she was younger in the 70s.

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@rberlim more like pistachio balance

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There's something very strange and dangerous out there. ME.

#monsterdon #Snowbeast1977

@Taweret OMG that's it

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The actor playing the grandson is a terrible actor. Even for #Monsterdon

"This wasn't an animal! And it wasn't human either."

"That narrows it down"

Get his ass, Juno

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The scarves! The brown pantsuits! The houndstooth jackets! The turtlenecks! Loving the costumes for this movie #Monsterdon

Good old Tony also knows I am going to ask him for a job.

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#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

The white balance is wild on this movie
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It's weird how no one is listening to the wildly handsome man - usually that's the person who has no problem getting believed. Is he....too pretty?

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"If it were going to come any nearer, wouldn't it have done so by now?"

My sister: "NO that's how time works!"

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yeah she was the lady who smoked out of her neck in beetlejuice

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How did ski patrol dude not end up with hat hair? He's clearly had a very recent blow-out

Does this giant blond guy have his jaw wired shut or something? #Monsterdon

Starting the movie late. Currently watching on 2x and about 6 minutes behind the pack. Is it worth it or should I just jump through until I'm synced up?

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Ooooh!! Word use! Yes!
Expand vocabulary
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Why the hell did we let turtlenecks go out of style? Stupid short sighted of us, if you ask me...

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"It wasn't an animal! And it wasn't human either!"

Was it manimal? #Monsterdon

i know that Avon lip gloss sparkle

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Seberg should have just gone up to Tony and greeted him with a hearty "Hey, little buddy!" #monsterdon

Skiing will save us all! #monsterdon

@monsterdonne

@alifeeney is a lifelong ski racer and is here to tell me when their skiing technique is off :)

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I can't place Grandma's voice, but it's so familiar.

this blonde dude - could be the monster! #monsterdon

Gar?!?!

He's got a FISH name?!?!

#Monsterdon #snowbeast

oh yeah how can i reference gimli. monsterdon tradition for me i think
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The blonde giant goes from 1-10 in the blink of an eye

He is the beast

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By the end of this movie, Snowbeast is gonna be like, "I gotta get me some skis, I could eat on the run, those mofos are QUICK."

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@trixter "Hey, I know that guy!" #Monsterdon

the scene between Goggled Grandson and Green Skiing Lady also implies that thoughts of "oh no our ski party might be in trouble if we hear about a disappeared girl and possibly a dangerous monster so let's keep it quiet!" are going on in the former's head, which I am sure will not come to haunt everyone later!

#monsterdon #snowbeast

Bad marriage, hunh.

#monsterdon #SnowBeast_1977

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Ugh I was super wrong about Yvette dangit, she's still lovely young Yvette Mimieux.

Jesus, Bo, turn the shine down on those things. You're gonna blind someone with your bicuspid. #Monsterdon

@arrjay maybe they are functions which show instantaneous slope at each x? #iWasToldThereDbeNoMath #Monsterdon

Thanks for everyone for believing in the power of Snowbeast and voting it in at long last

Perfect timing on it, tbh

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Why did the monster leave the jacket, but absolutely no other articles of clothing? #Monsterdon

this could already be remade as a banger local flick. Wienerpeg. Winterpeg. Winnipeg.
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Wounding pride
Best marriage advice
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"Nice to feel wanted somewhere."

Oooh, temperature drop. I think six more inches of snow just showed up on that exchanged glance alone.

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@leece @rdm woohoo! Welcome!

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skiers of unusual size #monsterdon

@neia it's a fool who looks for logic in a 1970s TV movie

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

I hereby dub that big guy "houndstooth asshole"

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#Monsterdon Ooooooo....do you need some aloe for that burn, lady?

How fast does blood oxidize in the air when it's cold out? That seems like an awfully bright red...

(yes I know cornsyrup + food dye)

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#monsterdon this is my and @rdm 's first #monsterdon hi everyone we have been longing to join you for a while!

Is Blonde Linebacker Type supposed to be the hero?

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Great line read, kid >_> #Monsterdon

i don't know if the snow beast has skis but if the snow beast doesn't ski and we don't have a long chase scene where the snow beast is shredding powder this movie will have wasted the best opening it has #monsterdon

@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net They're the safety patrol for the mountain. They ought to have radios to coordinate, no?

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Really make sure to keep those speaking roles down
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the face of a man who does not want to be there, either in this festival or in this movie

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

Look at that TURTLENECK! #monsterdon

#monsterdon Listen, I'm Bruce Dickenson and I'm telling you I gotta have more tuba.

JEEEENIFFEEEEER It's funny because in 1977 any Jennifers would be likely be six, given that Love Story had only came out that many years earlier.

okay, so this giant swede is Bo, we all agree? #Monsterdon