sucks to suck, ski patrol

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@rdm Yet >_> #Monsterdon

hot dogging is also a sex position that's been banned in 6 states. #monsterdon

#monsterdon they seem to do a lot of skiing down, but not much skiing up

#Monsterdon have a nice trip! see you next fall!

WIPEOUT
#Monsterdon

OW WTF #monsterdon #snowbeast1977

look at all this stripped off bark! somebody's been writing a _lot_ of letters! Or one hell of a #yeti manifesto

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

#Monsterdon 🌨️ ❄️ 🦍 👣 ❄️😱

WIPE OUT !

Okay, when does the Snowbeast grab Luke?

He needs a Tauntaun, right?

#Monsterdon

LOL and a good time to have caught up too, just in time for ski patrol boy to BEEF IT on the slope

#Monsterdon

Maybe they should remake this film, but with snowboards. That might fix it

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@CactuarJoe
At least it isn't a) A Sandstorm or b) in-flight refuelling.
#monsterdon #mst3k

😱😱😱😱
#Monsterdon

WIPE OUUUUUT

#monsterdon

@SarraceniaWilds
buster
everyone's all about buster
#monsterdon

I just wanna say, when you live in southwestern Ontario, downhill skiing is pricey. But you can cross country ski anywhere. And there was a secondhand sports store in the nearest city. So when I was a kid we spent a lot of time cross country skiing on the nearby golf course.

Anyway, what I want to say is, all that cross country skiing and I *never* got snow monstered. Safe as houses.

#Monsterdon

Oh it is the famous xylophone theme "Restricted Area".

#Monsterdon

I don't know about you, but I wanna bury my face in a snowbank.

#monsterdon

all this lovely snow, a bloody jacket...

and no other blood stains ANYWHERE

this is cocaine isn't it #monsterdon

Apparently in this universe "putting up signs" means "ski around forever without any signs making an appearance or any events happening"

#Monsterdon

All of this skiing will annoy the monster. I guarantee it #Monsterdon

Uh oh I think Orange Toque Guy is gonna be the next victim.

#Monsterdon #snowbeast

Drugs were real easy to get in the 70s.

#monsterdon

french fries, french fries, pizza, that's right

#monsterdon

Did this movie start out as a tv movie pilot for some show called SKI PATROL that was canceled as soon as anyone saw the raw footage?
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

i want to take bets on who dies next but I dont know any of these skichumps names
#Monsterdon

Well, I've caught up. I should have just skipped all that, nothing seems to have really happened yet except someone going missing and a bunch of boring conversation.

#Monsterdon

these redshirts skiing around like they're kaitenzushi. #Monsterdon

Shock!
An accident you say!?!?
#Monsterdon

I don't understand what the visors are for if not to wear while actually skiing...?

#monsterdon
#snowbeast

was this movie partly an excuse for fun with cinematography of skiing

#monsterdon

I am starting to get a good sense of why the horror snow ski action movie genre never really took off.

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

"What do you want the signs to say?"

(Like he's delivering the most bad-ass line ever) Restricted Area.

#Monsterdon

Skiing > snowboarding. #Monsterdon

Oh good, more long slow tracking shots of skiing. I was starting to worry there wouldn't be any more skiing in this movie >_> #Monsterdon

This like ‘Warren Miller’ ski film without all the overhead views… and I guess he never featured any snow beasts.

#monsterdon

Waiting for his "agony of defeat" moment

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

@Taweret ain't no rule in the books says you can't snowmobile on a tropical beach

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@arisummerland I was wondering the same. This could totally be at one of the smaller resorts in Vermont. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Those 70's snowmobiles were the absolute shit, you could forgive a young kid for thinking that was the future of transport.

...

Saying WHAT
what?
Yes
No that's the band
no the band was the Who
Who's on first!

Quoting Paul, "there's gonna be a LOT of 2nd unit shots of ppl skiing. I can already tell.

#monsterdon

Can't wait for the Olympic gold medalist to give a speech about being on the USS Indianapolis #monsterdon

I'm gonna go off alone to inform the others not to go off alone! #Monsterdon

My right hand got off-center and I accidentally made the last #monsterdon post to the hashtag #nisterdib

Anyone know where this was filmed?

#Snowbeast1977 #Monsterdon

Future headline:

Man in orange eaten by Snowbeast

#Monsterdon

They drugged Heidi to shut her up! Damn.
#Monsterdon

@allanb Easy way to fix survivor's guilt...

#Monsterdon

I'd think the blood-stained clothes would have come up pretty quickly in this discussion of whether there's a problem to deal with.

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast Do you think he has any cocoa packets in that fanny pack? #CocoaWatch

have we had anyone accidentally on the 2011 version yet? if we all managed to watch the correct movie when there are two movies of the same name that would be a true #monsterdon first

#monsterdon how much of this movie’s runtime is just the actors having fun on skis and snowmobiles

do you think they got sponsorships for all the brand placement shots? #monsterdon

oh he's a hexcel (hexadecimal celibate) #monsterdon

snow mobiling looks like fun but I hate the cold a lot so

#monsterdon

so many lingering shots on ski equipment brand names :moomin_hmm:

#monsterdon

Also, big up to the mayor for rocking the Turtleneck & chains

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ed9XSu5EXxY

#monsterdon

You can't cut down on Snowbeast! You'll regret this!

#monsterdon

no! don’t cut away from the snowmobile! #monsterdon

oh the patroller's gonna do something STUPID isn't he #monsterdon

@wohali I'm at a Loss! #Monsterdon

"How do you want the signs to read?" "With their eyes, how else would they?" #monsterdon

Is he vamping on his friend's wife?! #Monsterdon

I give props to these ski resort peeps being safety minded and wearing the most eye bleeding colors possible.

#monsterdon

so the snow beast has been there all along but now decides to start causing trouble, or people know that there's a snow beast killing people, they just love to ski there? #monsterdon

Good news everyone the real star of the movie is coming up here in just a few minutes #monsterdon

Disobeying orders
Go, you rebel!!!
#Monsterdon

Oh no! Not the signs!

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Me at work next year: "Let's get together, have a drink later on, and confess everything."

#Monsterdon

SIGNS AS MONSTER DEFENSE #monsterdon

I was hoping they'd make Seberg grovel for another hour #monsterdon

"Saying what?"

"What?"

"What do you want the signs to read?"

"| || || |_".

#monsterdon

Heidi was notable as she was the sole survivor of the first scene because she knew when to get out of a bad situation.

Now she has survivor's guilt.

#monsterdon

going to write a 10000 character post on imdb "goofs" section about all the times the ski patrol takes off and puts on their midriff belts #monsterdon

oh maybe houndstooth was jealous of brunet and not brunette. OR MAYBE BOTH OF THEM

#monsterdon

@socketwench United broke Snowbeast's guitar. #monsterdon

"How's the girl?" "Drugged shitless." #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🌨️ ❄️ 🦍 👣 ❄️😱

A lot of these movies have someone get drugged so she won't be hysterical anymore they must have had good drugs back then

#Monsterdon in the 1970s straight people weren't yet afraid of rainbow headbands

Did he say he has a good idea where the gorilla is up in that mountain?

#monsterdon
#Snowbeast

Oh a job at a ski resort, is this also some knockoff Shining vibes lol #monsterdon #snowbeast1977

“What do you base that on!” Way to go, grandson! #Monsterdon

“I’m not being insensitive, just realistic!” That’s my new motto when people in my life go mysteriously missing #Monsterdon

the sheriff can isolate the snowbeast in a paraday cage

#monsterdon

@djsolar913

@Taweret picks an old monster movie for everyone to watch together every week. For me, it’s 6 p.m. on Sunday (Pacific Time)—so about 15 minutes ago. People do running commentaries. @Cherizilla does a bingo card. I’ve never actually watched the movie with everyone but love following along with the comments. 😸

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@Louisa

Once again unable to determine which sort of person the ski lodge does NOT rent rooms to. This is going to haunt me. #Monsterdon

I want to start using this anytime. The monster briefly appears on scene

#monsterdon #SnowBeast

wait were they shaking hands or was he just like, jostling him #monsterdon

what's going on with grandson's hairline and part location, is that a wig? why are people parting their hair like 1/3 of the way across the brow? #monsterdon

oh! a love tangle! what this movie NEEDS! #monsterdon

Oh boy heterosexual nonsense!

#monsterdon #snowbeast

the orgy better fix this

#monsterdon

"Not anymore you don't." Aw, that was actually sweet #Monsterdon

@Violinknitter BRILLIANT

#monsterdon
#snowbeast

Are ski runs usually financially dependent on winter carnivals?

#Monsterdon

"Bodies do disappear in avalanches you know."

What she's saying is grandma has killed thousands.

#monsterdon

ew hetero love triangle

#monsterdon

I love the interiors in this movie, it is so cozy

more than watching this movie i think i just wanna inhabit it

#monsterdon

Ah Alcohol and confessions, always the best combination.

#Monsterdon