Does this count as seeing the Snow Beast? It's just a claw and part of a mink coat. Hmm. I don't think it counts for screen time.
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast
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#monsterdon I like that shot of the kid with the antler mount behind him
GOT HIM! #Monsterdon
Monster = 2
Humans = 0
This skiing montage is taking forever #Monsterdon
This music is so 70s, I canβt even #Monsterdon
@hollie They're for the orgy #monsterdon
Snowbeast Dr. Who crossover when?
ICY dead people. Get it? #monsterdon
This movie is definitely on a good pace in terms of monster appearance and people dying. #monsterdon
This whole thing is probably a result of habitat destruction and reduced prey. Mule deer and whitetails just aren't as prevalent, so the yeti has to hunt other, more dangerous prey.
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast
What do you wanna bet they did a fade to red because the monster was represented in that scene by a crew member holding a furry hand on a stick. #Monsterdon
"he's totally gonna blame me for this brutal dismembership and I'm gonna be grounded!"
Ooh! Fade to red! Classy!
#monsterdon
It's the barn of despair, apparently? #Monsterdon
This being Jaws on Skis, countdown to somebody saying "We're gonna need a bigger ski lift" in 3... 2...
Even if there's a snow beast around killing people, snowmobling is always fun.
@forestine inception had snowmobile chase didnt it? but it was not good and also dream so it doesnt count #Monsterdon
WHAP #monsterdon
We cut live to the wampacam #monsterdon
"Snowbeast got your tongue?"
@srol Its hard to see, but there was a frozen pile of snowbeast shit there, which is also snow white. #monsterdon #Snowbeast1977
#monsterdon okay another vicious pawing, then the film stops and turns bright pink, this was made for TV, wasn't it?
okay was that growling or flatulence #monsterdon
not feeling very confident now about monster action for the rest of this movie
"john where you going?"
to fulfill his destiny as popcorn shrimp.
#Monsterdon
He tripped on his own ski and died? HAH!
Stop making it so easy for Snowbeast. Give him a challenge.
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast
Instead of old tank footage, we get extra reels of skiing #Monsterdon
Yes, he can ski. Right. Great. More killing!
@trixter Such a helpful guy :3 #Monsterdon
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Is snowbeast really just one like very shaggy/furry sleeve and a glove with scary claws on it?
The snowbeast is an achromatic grinch. #Monsterdon
@lytta hit em with that Wolfenstein 3D fade :blobfoxcrylaugh:
I am at where he fell skiing. How behind am I?
#Monsterdon
Oooh Snowbeast snacks!
as the monster encroaches on human encampments... #monsterdon
I have spent too long looking at that barn in the last twenty four hours but it was all worth it
Oh no the Snowbeast palmed his head like a basketball ahhHHHHHH
@CactuarJoe He just wanted to help him up!
Yeti's like, mmmmmm, veal :D #Monsterdon
I have massive Toque envy. Orange is my favorite color and red my second fave.
@ranjit @Taweret Lawers are required to wait until some idiot does it first #DontUsetheHairDryerInTheShower #Monsterdon
Straight up yard sale from a patroler? You can get a beer if you witness that. #monsterdon
you know i can't think of ANY good movies that have snowmobile chases.
but i can think of at least four movies
#Monsterdon
It'd be great if Snow Beast had a son, who could make friends with this kid, and the two of them could bring much-needed peace to this land.
Did they not even film more than one (1) frame of him getting grabbed by the yeti? Couldn't even have him dragged out of frame or whatever. #Monsterdon
I've been thinking I need a safety-orange jacket and this cinches it
#monsterdon
Fade to red!
This was a made-for-TV movie, I'm thinking. It just screams commercial break every so often
So this is actually the same wampa from the second Star wars movie
Dark Souls font: YOU DIED
I don't know why, but I feel like grabbing someone by the head would be a difficult thing to grip...
Like, "Pop goes the weasel" would be a big risk.
Oh, yeti's here to help!~ #Monsterdon
Deadly hair tousle #monsterdon
Snowbeast just wanted to give him a scalp massage #Monsterdon
Ope we got another 3 sec of the monster #monsterdon #snowbeast1977
That's either a monster or a hairy Greek dude. Hard to say. #monsterdon
PAW OF DOOM!
oops. #Monsterdon
@nev do you think snow monsters are associated with slopes? maybe they don't like flatlands for some reason
Fade to red, how avant garde #monsterdon
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Wait who made that nice sled trail down from that ledge he coulda just slid right down on his puffy coat!
lol he got commercial signed
[roaring]
#Monsterdon
THE OLD FAIRCHILD PLACE
#Monsterdon I bet heβs okay
#Monsterdon monster arm 2: electric boogaloo
Oh come on, you could slide down that on your butt. #Monsterdon
GOTCHER HED
What a perfect way to punctuate such a grotesquely long skiing sequence. Bon appetit, Snow Beast!
For a guy in the Ski Patrol, you sure can't ski too good. #Monsterdon
That claw! The snow beast really *is* Bumble isn't it? :blobaww: #Monsterdon
grandson just yardsaled off of literally nothing at low speeds proving he was a nepo hire all along #monsterdon
The agony of defeat.
Every scene so far is lots of white, maybe son green, and a dot of orange.
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast
Leery dad equal good dad
#Monsterdon
@apLundell It's fascinating to me that Tentacles also came out right after Jaws and yet totally failed to adhere to the formula. Whereas so far this movie is hitting every beat (at least I assume, I've never seen Jaws). #Monsterdon
french fries! Snow plow! SNOW PLOW! OMG BAIL
now we've got a redshirt snow burrito. these guys are really expanding Yeti's culinary palette. #Monsterdon
@jonny even when sticking to the 1977 version, I still havenβt found a good one. The downloaded TV version is too short, Tubis is stretched and Crackle looks like a 3fps GIF π #monsterdon
wait isn't this just star wars the empire strikes back?
#monsterdon
@monsterdonne Okay This ski patrol guy doesnt post, skies way too far back and his feet are too close together. Style of the time maybe, but not great. @alifeeney 's review
edit: oh and he crashed
...
ohhhh
OH NO SOMETHING FINALLY HAPPENED (he fell)
Wait, orange jacket ski guy just _tripped_ on his skis?
Usually it's the girl running and tripping because she's wearing heels!
Well, I gotta credit the movie for varying it up a bit. :D
*splat*
Well if the snowbeast is taking its good time at least the mountain can eat some of these dudes #TeamMonster
Ahhh, a perfect demonstration of *my* skiing ability.
Yeah he's going alone in Restricted Area. RIP
panic! at the snowbank! #monsterdon
great commitment to really eating shit while skiing there #monsterdon
WIIIIIPE OOOOOOOUT~ #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon it's not padding the film it's SKIING!
Wipeout! #monsterdon #snowbeast
@djsolar913 looks like this weekβs movie is Snowbeast.
oh no he should've pizza'ed
He fell like an idiot and now heβs gonna die. #Monsterdon
Oh THERE'S his agony of defeat moment, about time
Never thought I'd see a skiing montage with such pensive music #monsterdon
All skiing and no play makes Snowbeast a dull monster.
All skiing and no play makes Snowbeast a dull monster.
All skiing and no play makes Snowbeast a dull monster.