"the man said murder"

dropping in the next episode of columbo as a courtesy very nice

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

Is it Oktoberfest w that music?!

#monsterdon

Two weeks in a row with very unconvincing sheriff vehicles #monsterdon

The antlers in back of the kids head at that angle are really creepy. Is that meant to foreshadow the child being the monster?

#Monsterdon

Blond girl, or what's left of her.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon poor kid

Tee hee Crested Butt

#monsterdon #snowbeast

Welp! They found Jennifer.

#Snowbeast1977 #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🌨️ ❄️ 🦍 👣 ❄️😱

Does snowbeast store his leftovers in random bathtubs?

EAT THE CHILD SNOWBEAST! Do it for the audience plz.
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

this movie is rill lodged in my crested butte alright

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

More from my sister: "why are they here?"

"also who are they?"

These are the important questions

wait not important, the other thing

#Monsterdon

@Zerofactorial Orgy glare is the worst

#monsterdon
#snowbeast

epic fail mister skypatrol
#monsterdon

I feel more cars need oompah soundtracks driving in #monsterdon

It is so alpine out here I am loving the brass band

#monsterdon

#monsterdon they found Jennifer

Claw sighting again!!

#Monsterdon #snowbeast

Hey, mystery solved! 😱

#monsterdon #SnowBeast

#monsterdon nice fake blood

Found her!
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

during all the nothing happening and skiing shots, we are left with time to headcanon about what kind of powers the snowbeast has. i for one choose to believe that the snowbeast is the spirit of the mountain that is resisting being developed into a ski resort, and the orgiastic winter festival is the last straw. so that is why the grandson crashed on seemingly nothing - the mountain made him crash #monsterdon

Oh good!
Action!
#Monsterdon

The shot gave him deer antlers, kid's like Rudolph the Red Hatted Kid-deer :P #Monsterdon

Does this count as seeing the Snow Beast? It's just a claw and part of a mink coat. Hmm. I don't think it counts for screen time.
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

“What’s the matter, son?”

“My dad got eaten by a snowbeast.”

#monsterdon #snowbeast

#monsterdon I like that shot of the kid with the antler mount behind him

GOT HIM! #Monsterdon
Monster = 2
Humans = 0

This skiing montage is taking forever #Monsterdon

This music is so 70s, I can’t even #Monsterdon

@hollie They're for the orgy #monsterdon

Snowbeast Dr. Who crossover when?

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ICY dead people. Get it? #monsterdon

This movie is definitely on a good pace in terms of monster appearance and people dying. #monsterdon

This whole thing is probably a result of habitat destruction and reduced prey. Mule deer and whitetails just aren't as prevalent, so the yeti has to hunt other, more dangerous prey.

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

What do you wanna bet they did a fade to red because the monster was represented in that scene by a crew member holding a furry hand on a stick. #Monsterdon

"he's totally gonna blame me for this brutal dismembership and I'm gonna be grounded!"

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

@Vanalope Oh dont worry

We are gonna hear the name

several times

#monsterdon

Ooh! Fade to red! Classy!
#monsterdon

It's the barn of despair, apparently? #Monsterdon

This being Jaws on Skis, countdown to somebody saying "We're gonna need a bigger ski lift" in 3... 2...

#Monsterdon

Even if there's a snow beast around killing people, snowmobling is always fun.

#monsterdon

@forestine inception had snowmobile chase didnt it? but it was not good and also dream so it doesnt count #Monsterdon

WHAP #monsterdon

We cut live to the wampacam #monsterdon

"Snowbeast got your tongue?"

#monsterdon
#Snowbeast

@srol Its hard to see, but there was a frozen pile of snowbeast shit there, which is also snow white. #monsterdon #Snowbeast1977

#monsterdon okay another vicious pawing, then the film stops and turns bright pink, this was made for TV, wasn't it?

okay was that growling or flatulence #monsterdon

not feeling very confident now about monster action for the rest of this movie

#monsterdon

"john where you going?"
to fulfill his destiny as popcorn shrimp.
#Monsterdon

Instead of old tank footage, we get extra reels of skiing #Monsterdon

He tripped on his own ski and died? HAH!
Stop making it so easy for Snowbeast. Give him a challenge.
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Yes, he can ski. Right. Great. More killing!

#monsterdon

@trixter Such a helpful guy :3 #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🌨️ ❄️ 🦍 👣 ❄️😱

Is snowbeast really just one like very shaggy/furry sleeve and a glove with scary claws on it?

The snowbeast is an achromatic grinch. #Monsterdon

@lytta hit em with that Wolfenstein 3D fade :blobfoxcrylaugh:

#Monsterdon

I am at where he fell skiing. How behind am I?
#Monsterdon

Oooh Snowbeast snacks!

#Monsterdon

I have spent too long looking at that barn in the last twenty four hours but it was all worth it

#monsterdon

as the monster encroaches on human encampments... #monsterdon

Oh no the Snowbeast palmed his head like a basketball ahhHHHHHH

#Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe He just wanted to help him up!

#monsterdon #snowbeast

Yeti's like, mmmmmm, veal :D #Monsterdon

Straight up yard sale from a patroler? You can get a beer if you witness that. #monsterdon

I have massive Toque envy. Orange is my favorite color and red my second fave.

#Monsterdon #snowbeast

@ranjit @Taweret Lawers are required to wait until some idiot does it first #DontUsetheHairDryerInTheShower #Monsterdon

you know i can't think of ANY good movies that have snowmobile chases.

but i can think of at least four movies
#Monsterdon

It'd be great if Snow Beast had a son, who could make friends with this kid, and the two of them could bring much-needed peace to this land.

#monsterdon
#snowbeast

Did they not even film more than one (1) frame of him getting grabbed by the yeti? Couldn't even have him dragged out of frame or whatever. #Monsterdon

I've been thinking I need a safety-orange jacket and this cinches it
#monsterdon

Fade to red!

This was a made-for-TV movie, I'm thinking. It just screams commercial break every so often

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

So this is actually the same wampa from the second Star wars movie

#monsterdon #SnowBeast

My sister: "whoa that was a great shot"

"unfortunately the movie keeps going"

#Monsterdon

Dark Souls font: YOU DIED

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

I don't know why, but I feel like grabbing someone by the head would be a difficult thing to grip...

Like, "Pop goes the weasel" would be a big risk.

#Monsterdon

Oh, yeti's here to help!~ #Monsterdon

Deadly hair tousle #monsterdon

Snowbeast just wanted to give him a scalp massage #Monsterdon

Ope we got another 3 sec of the monster #monsterdon #snowbeast1977

That's either a monster or a hairy Greek dude. Hard to say. #monsterdon

PAW OF DOOM!

#Snowbeast1977 #Monsterdon

oops. #Monsterdon

@nev do you think snow monsters are associated with slopes? maybe they don't like flatlands for some reason

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Fade to red, how avant garde #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🌨️ ❄️ 🦍 👣 ❄️😱

Wait who made that nice sled trail down from that ledge he coulda just slid right down on his puffy coat!

lol he got commercial signed

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

[roaring]
#Monsterdon

THE OLD FAIRCHILD PLACE

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#Monsterdon monster arm 2: electric boogaloo

#Monsterdon I bet he’s okay

GOTCHER HED

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

What a perfect way to punctuate such a grotesquely long skiing sequence. Bon appetit, Snow Beast!

#Monsterdon

For a guy in the Ski Patrol, you sure can't ski too good. #Monsterdon

That claw! The snow beast really *is* Bumble isn't it? :blobaww: #Monsterdon

grandson just yardsaled off of literally nothing at low speeds proving he was a nepo hire all along #monsterdon

The agony of defeat.

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Every scene so far is lots of white, maybe son green, and a dot of orange.
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast