And by nap she really means a good nudge-nudge-wink-wink #Monsterdon

@brooke tbh I have been zoned out this whole time

#Monsterdon

@brucetheknife I'M HOLDING OUT FOR IT BEING GRANNY #monsterdon

ok this is the real romantic subplot #monsterdon

this movie needs more lesbians

this movie needs _any_ lesbians

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

@arisummerland @flowerpot

Crested Butte Mountain Resort in Colorado

#Snowbeast ❄️ 👹#Monsterdon

How do you block hashtags? I don’t know what #monsterdon is and I don’t want to learn.

going to start dramatically exiting every conversation with “i need a nap” #monsterdon

Gar is Logan! #Monsterdon

....BRING BACK THE HOUNDSTOOTH

also kinda gay

#monsterdon

"I love you, truly, deeply, I- oh hey is that more coffee?" #Monsterdon

He's talking to her like I do when they have the spicy chicken onigiri at the sushi counter at my local grocery store. #monsterdon

lol I NEED A NAP is going to be my go-to room exit #Monsterdon

@springdiesel The beast is so charming it's... disarming. #Monsterdon

Mr. Gar

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

"A marriage can survive a lot of things, but it can't survive a lack of respect." That's one thing we got with the introduction of no-fault divorce, thankfully.

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

#Monsterdon oh i totally zoned out during that conversation between the former lovers

I always forget the nuance of the subplots in this here little 1977 tv movie

#monsterdon

I am once again tuning out the boring heterosexual romantic subplot. i'm sorry it's just SO BORING

#monsterdon

EWWWWWWWW

#Monsterdon

normalize ending conversations with "i need a nap" and running off
#Monsterdon

Wait... Did someone just find an old script then find & replace Avalanche with Snowbeast?
And add a couple murder scenes. Or maybe it was a serial killer avalanche movie?
Murder in the Powder. Death on Ice. Snow Falls.
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

aaaand the sappy music

I think THIS was the love scene the relationship in Airplane was parodying. #Monsterdon

Did not expect that!
#Monsterdon

@amyfou Maybe he used to be Garfield before the accident? #Monsterdon

If I were an archaeologist or something, it wouldn't be so bad

*Indiana Jones enters the chat*

#monsterdon

@moira like you have to pick a hair style that compliments your face shape but his hairstyle just makes his forehead look endless and indeterminate #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🌨️ ❄️ 🦍 👣 ❄️😱

"You know what you need?"

TONY back the f off

@arrjay which means there is a chance there will be a monster. #Monsterdon

"marriage can survive a lot of things"
but it can't survive this movie.
#Monsterdon

I need a nap too.

#monsterdon #snowbeast

@steggy yes please #TeamMonster

#Monsterdon

If he hasn't been on a ski since '68, what exactly does he think he's going to be doing working at a ski resort? #monsterdon

@kate officially I am still working..but yes enjoying the #Monsterdon posts

well i've never had any respect for this movie and I'm still watching so

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

"make sure we get his face only half lit, so there’s a big giant horizontal line, and then have no light at all on her because they’re in two different time zones" #monsterdon #snowbeast1977

Ohh it was just an arm. Thanks #monsterdon !

instead of snowbeast we watched Women of Jeju Island about the haenyeo diving women

the real monster all along was Japan releasing fukushima radioactive water into the ocean

do you want gojira

because that's how you get gojira #monsterdon

These medal chasers belong to the slopes #Monsterdon

There was a spinoff called "More Murders at the Old Fairchild Place."

#Monsterdon

Bo Svenson has peaked on the slopes

#monsterdon

Coming in late, what did I miss? #monsterdon

The pwesident #Monsterdon

Bleugh, what greasy chemistry these two have. #Monsterdon

Snowbeast has eaten TWO people lately, surely it’s full now and will sleep for a week or so #Monsterdon

on second thought don't wake me up

#monsterdon

The KID is the beast! #monsterdon #snowbeast

"Reality is the problem."

Amen, sister!

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

young heir's hair hurts my eyes

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

Is this the orgy we were promised?

#Monsterdon

@amyfou@lingo.lol He's like a fish in bed!

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

@alifeeney

Apparently the truck gave it away- "this is Crusty Butt, Colorado (AKA Crested Butte)

#monsterdon

"What did you think would happen?" "That you would emasculate my husband in a ski lodge lobby by openly proposing we sleep together right in front of him." #monsterdon

wake me up when the coffee arrives

#monsterdon

friend, friend, friend, friend, ESCALATE!
#monsterdon

TOO STRAIGHT
a movie called snowbeast needs way more gay than this
unforgiveable
#Monsterdon

I wasn't listening and then sexual realities? What????? #monsterdon #snowbeast1977

Whaaaa…Sexual realities? Oooohkaaay

#monsterdon

Well this is a conversation.

#monsterdon

Oh it's all lights and sirens NOW. #Monsterdon

this "romance" angle, woof

#Monsterdon

Ah! The Chekov reporter

#monsterdon
#Snowbeast

I've been having a lot of fantasies about you :ablobsurpriseblush: #Monsterdon

"fantasies about me? good or bad?"
terrible. beyond terrible, sir.
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🌨️ ❄️ 🦍 👣 ❄️😱

Wut?

Does a murder victim in a barn count as a frozen corpse

#monsterdon

I'm having trouble with "Crested Butte" sounds like it should be either a bird or something very obscene.
#monsterdon #snowbeast

...this is a monster movie, right? #monsterdon

@SnoopJ i would never be able to finish a movie because i could keep adding more powers to every inanimate object and making them all alive in ways that add nothing to the movie but are necessary because everything should be alive #monsterdon

Monstercam view getting perilously close… #Monsterdon

Open admittance!
#Monsterdon

Oh! There's Jennifer!

I thought she got et.

#Monsterdon #snowbeast

Not the full screen wash of red 😂😂😂💀 #Monsterdon

Sweetheart what did your eyebrows do to deserve this #monsterdon #snowbeast1977

she's in league with the snowsquatch and didn't want to be at the scene

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

2 weeks is not enough PTO.

#Monsterdon

"What is it, Tony?"

Well, my face is a block of pork roast. It's painful. #Monsterdon

@jeffron
Where were you when this script was being written???!!

@socketwench

#Snowbeast ❄️ 👹#Monsterdon

realizing that instead of "yeti" or "abominable snowman" they're probably going to call the monster "...some sort of beast! a SNOW beast!"

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🌨️ ❄️ 🦍 👣 ❄️😱

He's called 'Gar'?

More Coffee! I suspect everyone is far too healthy lifestyle to smoke, though.

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

That sheriff buy looks like an overweight (as in present day) John Travolta...

#Monsterdon

@wohali@octodon.social They have three medics on hand just to handle players' lips getting frozen to their mouthpieces.

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast WE HAVE COFFEE SIGN!!

🎶 There's no beasties
Like snow beasties
Like no beasties I knoooow! 🎵

#WinterCarnival #monsterdon

The sheriff, more like, that really tall comedian with the glasses on English panel shows #monsterdon

@arisummerland Jen ni and over here fer? #Monsterdon

waiting for the singing nazi scene from Cabaret to jump in #monsterdon #snowbeast1977

This movie remebers me when I used to play "The Long Dark"
#monsterdon

Dang that kid must've been traumatised. Better actor than the Tony dude too #Monsterdon

“…the man said murder"
“what?"
"Murder. It's the killing of som…"
“I know what murder is, Frank!"

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

I love when interiors have lighting

#monsterdon

@akamran Wouldn’t be Monsterdon without a traumatized child!

#monsterdon #snowbeast

@combatwombat
here's a decent streaming copy: https://tube.me.jon-e.net/w/hqMENkzVsMebdRVdnvhhkk
of the archive.org version (whose streaming client never works for me): https://archive.org/details/snowbeast-1977
#monsterdon

This is definitely just going to be the sheriff from jaws. #monsterdon

@hollie That makes it sound like a special type of side-eye #monsterdon

Sherrif: Are you doing a voice? Because it really sounds like you're doing a voice. #Monsterdon

"Unit two, calling unit one!"

the sound of my asshole and my bladder collaborating to get me out of a dead sleep.

#monsterdon #Snowbeast1977