If I were an archaeologist or something, it wouldn't be so bad

*Indiana Jones enters the chat*

#monsterdon

@moira like you have to pick a hair style that compliments your face shape but his hairstyle just makes his forehead look endless and indeterminate #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🌨️ ❄️ 🦍 👣 ❄️😱

"You know what you need?"

TONY back the f off

@arrjay which means there is a chance there will be a monster. #Monsterdon

"marriage can survive a lot of things"
but it can't survive this movie.
#Monsterdon

I need a nap too.

#monsterdon #snowbeast

@steggy yes please #TeamMonster

#Monsterdon

If he hasn't been on a ski since '68, what exactly does he think he's going to be doing working at a ski resort? #monsterdon

@kate officially I am still working..but yes enjoying the #Monsterdon posts

"make sure we get his face only half lit, so there’s a big giant horizontal line, and then have no light at all on her because they’re in two different time zones" #monsterdon #snowbeast1977

well i've never had any respect for this movie and I'm still watching so

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

Ohh it was just an arm. Thanks #monsterdon !

instead of snowbeast we watched Women of Jeju Island about the haenyeo diving women

the real monster all along was Japan releasing fukushima radioactive water into the ocean

do you want gojira

because that's how you get gojira #monsterdon

These medal chasers belong to the slopes #Monsterdon

I bet the writer really felt they had excelled themselves with the depth of the 'Blonde Giant Sports Hero Is Feeling Mortal' storyline here.

Cocaine, yeah?

#monsterdon

There was a spinoff called "More Murders at the Old Fairchild Place."

#Monsterdon

Bo Svenson has peaked on the slopes

#monsterdon

Coming in late, what did I miss? #monsterdon

The pwesident #Monsterdon

Bleugh, what greasy chemistry these two have. #Monsterdon

Snowbeast has eaten TWO people lately, surely it’s full now and will sleep for a week or so #Monsterdon

on second thought don't wake me up

#monsterdon

The KID is the beast! #monsterdon #snowbeast

"Reality is the problem."

Amen, sister!

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

young heir's hair hurts my eyes

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

Is this the orgy we were promised?

#Monsterdon

@amyfou@lingo.lol He's like a fish in bed!

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

@alifeeney

Apparently the truck gave it away- "this is Crusty Butt, Colorado (AKA Crested Butte)

#monsterdon

"What did you think would happen?" "That you would emasculate my husband in a ski lodge lobby by openly proposing we sleep together right in front of him." #monsterdon

wake me up when the coffee arrives

#monsterdon

friend, friend, friend, friend, ESCALATE!
#monsterdon

TOO STRAIGHT
a movie called snowbeast needs way more gay than this
unforgiveable
#Monsterdon

I wasn't listening and then sexual realities? What????? #monsterdon #snowbeast1977

Whaaaa…Sexual realities? Oooohkaaay

#monsterdon

Okay, so during one of these ski sequences, a ski patrol minion tripped off his skis and was hanging perilously off a snow cliff thing, allowing a monster to eat him. We don't see any monster eating, just a big Yeti Paw grab him and hear an offscreen roar.

#monsterdon #snowbeast

Well this is a conversation.

#monsterdon

Oh it's all lights and sirens NOW. #Monsterdon

this "romance" angle, woof

#Monsterdon

Ah! The Chekov reporter

#monsterdon
#Snowbeast

I've been having a lot of fantasies about you :ablobsurpriseblush: #Monsterdon

"fantasies about me? good or bad?"
terrible. beyond terrible, sir.
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🌨️ ❄️ 🦍 👣 ❄️😱

Wut?

Does a murder victim in a barn count as a frozen corpse

#monsterdon

I'm having trouble with "Crested Butte" sounds like it should be either a bird or something very obscene.
#monsterdon #snowbeast

...this is a monster movie, right? #monsterdon

@SnoopJ i would never be able to finish a movie because i could keep adding more powers to every inanimate object and making them all alive in ways that add nothing to the movie but are necessary because everything should be alive #monsterdon

Monstercam view getting perilously close… #Monsterdon

Open admittance!
#Monsterdon

Oh! There's Jennifer!

I thought she got et.

#Monsterdon #snowbeast

Not the full screen wash of red 😂😂😂💀 #Monsterdon

Sweetheart what did your eyebrows do to deserve this #monsterdon #snowbeast1977

she's in league with the snowsquatch and didn't want to be at the scene

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

2 weeks is not enough PTO.

#Monsterdon

"What is it, Tony?"

Well, my face is a block of pork roast. It's painful. #Monsterdon

@jeffron
Where were you when this script was being written???!!

@socketwench

#Snowbeast ❄️ 👹#Monsterdon

realizing that instead of "yeti" or "abominable snowman" they're probably going to call the monster "...some sort of beast! a SNOW beast!"

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🌨️ ❄️ 🦍 👣 ❄️😱

He's called 'Gar'?

More Coffee! I suspect everyone is far too healthy lifestyle to smoke, though.

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

That sheriff buy looks like an overweight (as in present day) John Travolta...

#Monsterdon

@wohali@octodon.social They have three medics on hand just to handle players' lips getting frozen to their mouthpieces.

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast WE HAVE COFFEE SIGN!!

🎶 There's no beasties
Like snow beasties
Like no beasties I knoooow! 🎵

#WinterCarnival #monsterdon

@arisummerland Jen ni and over here fer? #Monsterdon

The sheriff, more like, that really tall comedian with the glasses on English panel shows #monsterdon

waiting for the singing nazi scene from Cabaret to jump in #monsterdon #snowbeast1977

This movie remebers me when I used to play "The Long Dark"
#monsterdon

Dang that kid must've been traumatised. Better actor than the Tony dude too #Monsterdon

“…the man said murder"
“what?"
"Murder. It's the killing of som…"
“I know what murder is, Frank!"

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

I love when interiors have lighting

#monsterdon

@akamran Wouldn’t be Monsterdon without a traumatized child!

#monsterdon #snowbeast

@combatwombat
here's a decent streaming copy: https://tube.me.jon-e.net/w/hqMENkzVsMebdRVdnvhhkk
of the archive.org version (whose streaming client never works for me): https://archive.org/details/snowbeast-1977
#monsterdon

This is definitely just going to be the sheriff from jaws. #monsterdon

@hollie That makes it sound like a special type of side-eye #monsterdon

Sherrif: Are you doing a voice? Because it really sounds like you're doing a voice. #Monsterdon

"Unit two, calling unit one!"

the sound of my asshole and my bladder collaborating to get me out of a dead sleep.

#monsterdon #Snowbeast1977

"the man said murder"

dropping in the next episode of columbo as a courtesy very nice

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

Is it Oktoberfest w that music?!

#monsterdon

Two weeks in a row with very unconvincing sheriff vehicles #monsterdon

The antlers in back of the kids head at that angle are really creepy. Is that meant to foreshadow the child being the monster?

#Monsterdon

Blond girl, or what's left of her.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon poor kid

Tee hee Crested Butt

#monsterdon #snowbeast

Welp! They found Jennifer.

#Snowbeast1977 #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🌨️ ❄️ 🦍 👣 ❄️😱

Does snowbeast store his leftovers in random bathtubs?

EAT THE CHILD SNOWBEAST! Do it for the audience plz.
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

this movie is rill lodged in my crested butte alright

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

More from my sister: "why are they here?"

"also who are they?"

These are the important questions

wait not important, the other thing

#Monsterdon

@Zerofactorial Orgy glare is the worst

#monsterdon
#snowbeast

epic fail mister skypatrol
#monsterdon

I feel more cars need oompah soundtracks driving in #monsterdon

It is so alpine out here I am loving the brass band

#monsterdon

#monsterdon they found Jennifer

Claw sighting again!!

#Monsterdon #snowbeast

Hey, mystery solved! 😱

#monsterdon #SnowBeast

#monsterdon nice fake blood

Found her!
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

during all the nothing happening and skiing shots, we are left with time to headcanon about what kind of powers the snowbeast has. i for one choose to believe that the snowbeast is the spirit of the mountain that is resisting being developed into a ski resort, and the orgiastic winter festival is the last straw. so that is why the grandson crashed on seemingly nothing - the mountain made him crash #monsterdon

Oh good!
Action!
#Monsterdon

The shot gave him deer antlers, kid's like Rudolph the Red Hatted Kid-deer :P #Monsterdon