@jonny A gar is a fish, though. He's gonna have to wait his turn for when the Jaws-ripoff B-movie producers get to "Ice Fishing Terror" or something like that.
do people usually say 'wheeeeeee! when they're skiing because I feel like they should
wait did she just die of a red fade out
I kinda want newslady's hat #monsterdon
The sheriffโs voice is familiar. Like Fess Parker, but not him. #Monsterdon
Scary tracks and a sneaky wife
#Monsterdon
๐จ TIL that snowmobiles can have cherry lights ๐จ #Monsterdon โ๏ธ #Snowbeast1977
Traumatized visitor # 2 is carried off the scene #Monsterdon
Meanwhile, out at the old Waltons' place
so Olympic skiier is going to redeem himself by skiing at the end to save the day, right? #Monsterdon
Hang on, how much time has passed?
"The other day???"
#monsterdon #snowbeast
Why is he yelling again? Dude is sitting right next to him.
#Monsterdon
@nev I am a dual citizen if that counts #Monsterdon
I need #monsterdon opinions, do we have anyone worth rooting for yet
@apLundell I don't think anyone involved had an education? #Monsterdon
@wohali that explains why all the skiing is down, down, down!
No sassy skyiing wardrobe here.
#monsterdon
I love the men in robes scene! #Monsterdon
Miraculously, their hair is so fluffy and dry.
#Monsterdon wish theyโd filmed all these sequences with GoPros
His snow machine had a flasher. You know, so that people move out of his way. #Monsterdon
Tony's mullet is even more unpleasant when it's soaking wet #monsterdon
[smash cut to the two guys, in bathrobes, in the lodge, arguing loudly, over mugs of cocoa]
really, guys? really?!?
Why do all these snowmobiles sound like their in pain #Monsterdon
ROLL STOCK SKIING FOOTAGE #monsterdon
A marksman who skis. Was Gar actually a biathlon competitor?
Properly best to use the hot tube before the orgy
#monsterdon
For a sec I thought that pink turtleneck was her exposed skin. ๐ณ
The actor who plays Gar was working on a PhD in metaphysics in the 70s, and took up acting to pay the bills.
He's also a 5th degree black belt in Judo, competing internationally.
@SRLevine I may have to revise my earlier toot
They didn't invent not hitting on *people* until the 1980's
"Bigfoot controversy"
#monsterdon
@diazona vegetable? #Monsterdon
More yelling. Heโs a great actor. So great that itโs pronounced โack tourโ. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon does sasquatch deserve rights including legal representation in court?
The swimming pool?
when he asked if he was still good on the shooting range, i seriously thought for a minute he was gonna start asking about his sex life, and not about to infodump about killing the beast
#monsterdon
@SRLevine Same guy I think?
The Man Who Killed Bigfoot and Hitler and the Snow Beast script did not sell
#monsterdon
#Monsterdon ๐จ๏ธ โ๏ธ ๐ฆ ๐ฃ โ๏ธ๐ฑ
So is Gar supposed to have like a Texas accent or something?
And why does Tony get a robe AND a towel but Gar only gets a towel?
"Meet me in an hour at the swimming pool. Wear something pretty" #monsterdon
Poorly synced ADR for the win #Monsterdon
"I FOUND HER JACKET THE OTHER DAY.
"I AM GOING TO KEEP YELLING THIS A LITTLE BIT LOUDER SO ALL OUR GUESTS HEAR ME."
Is this same guy hitting on both Gar *and* Gar's wife? Or have I confused my generic white guys?
sexy meal vs. sexy hot tube scene...
WHERE DID THE JACKET *GO*?! #monsterdon
"It's not like you or me, so that makes it okay to kill it?"
Yeah! This is Reagan's America! #Monsterdon
Now they are hanging out in nothing but robes drinking together near roses?
I think the Snowbeast is subtext for something.
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast
did he the story was "an hoax"??
Gar: โMarksman.โ And not just on the range.
I need her ski hat!
#Monsterdon
Can you talk about missing guests and bloodstained jackets just a wee bit louder?
@BsCreativeLife so do burnt marshmallows! #iMnotHelpingAmI? #Monsterdon
We're still stuck on everyone is so convinced the snowbeast is neither human or animal
Mountain: "I'm being a metaphor here!"
#monsterdon #snowbeast
Kind of wish the monster would fuck off and let these gentlemen fulfill their bromance and weird relationship. Obviously the wife is just an excuse for both of them to hang out #Monsterdon
Aw, man! Tony was just about to be totally up front with Gar!
He's got a surprising soft side
#Monsterdon
Oh lord the #monsterdon posts are popping in
"I don't care about any 'top man' that isn't topping me."
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Tony's hair doesn't even look normal or symmetric in water
Gopher needs to overhear this conversation and let the doc know that these two need some shipboard advice
I appreciate the two Canadians so far who have faved this. For those who don't get the reference: https://youtu.be/QNKpK_InQHQ
(TV as a "hot" medium, etc.)
@jonny When they call him by name I get emotional but it's on account of Teri Garr #monsterdon
Sheriff Sideburns
Getting Tony's hair wet didn't really help at all #Monsterdon
@SarraceniaWilds shoot it at Garbage Hill #Monsterdon
The two male leads are sharing a hot tub together. Some of you are asking for space lesbians, but I think we have snow gays cooking here.
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast
Haha! Hopefully this isnโt the rest of the job interview in the poolโฆ
#monsterdon
@jonny he's certainly the right size for a snowbeast
bigfoot mentioned
#monsterdon
It's the 70s, they've gotta have a hot tub scene. #Monsterdon
An erotic interlude, oddly inserted. #Monsterdon
I'm not #monsterdon ing tonight but I head Mr. Snowbeast is putting people through squid games
It is true that marriage can't survive a lack of respect. Maybe the movie will magically turn into "An Unmarried Woman" and be much better.
@shig looks around nervously ...cliff Hangar! #Monsterdon
He was hired verbally, hasn't even had a chance to sign anything with HR, and he's already been designated to crown the Snow Queen? Who's running this fucking monarchy?!
For someone who has clocked that his oldest friend is making moves on his wife, Gar is not putting up ANY stop signs. If anything, he seems offended not to be involved. #monsterdon
Such an array of chins in this film. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon "i've been having fantasies about the snowbeast"
"good or bad?"
@Taweret snow beast is sitting in their cave grumbling about all the noise that the Wฬถhฬถoฬถsฬถ ฬถdฬถoฬถwฬถnฬถ ฬถiฬถnฬถ ฬถWฬถhฬถoฬถvฬถiฬถlฬถlฬถeฬถ skiers at the Winter Carnival are making
I want to be IN this pool I dont care WHO else is in it I dont care if theres a SNOWBEAST I wanna be IN that pool
Jesus, this blond dude is enormous!
#monsterdon
@yatsu Yeti's into clean eating #Monsterdon
This movie is kinda' like reading the "missed connections" part of Craig's List if it was a show right now.
"I need a nap." #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon ๐จ๏ธ โ๏ธ ๐ฆ ๐ฃ โ๏ธ๐ฑ
But Gar (a) is SUPERSIZED and (b) has a very natty skisuit while Tony's intimidated by having inherited wealth?
๐ฆ#MONSTERDON ๐๏ธ
โ๏ธ ๐น TRIVIA BEAST โ๏ธ ๐น
It was very cold during filming. When actors appeared in hot tubs (coming up), their hair was actually freezing.
#monsterdon the side by side conversation is bizarre
This feels like the first point in the movie where some serious surgery may have happened in the editing room.
That very obvious ADR in particular feels like it's filling in a gap created by cutting a bunch more of this monster-free crap
Hairy monsters are in the pool!
#Monsterdon
no less than three shades of yellow in this shot #monsterdon #snowbeast1977
At the swimming pool???
sorry vacab help needed: "noose person?"
"Tony, you're needed to advance the _monster_ plot" #monsterdon
@CactuarJoe he was trying to wash her off, she was dirty. #Monsterdon
Snowbeast is upset at how everyone here is ignoring his ear-splitting roars #monsterdon
@srol Management consultant?
He won that medal? I saw him down the pawn shop.
#monsterdon #snowbeast