@YsengrinWolf Suddenly it’s Smilla’s Sense of Snow up in here. #Monsterdon

oh no she can't pizza if she takes her skis off!

#monsterdon

I bet grandma had a fling with the snowbeast. It needs a sacrifice every fifty years. #Monsterdon #Snowbeast

@srol And they’re all incredible.

#monsterdon #snowbeast

@Zerofactorial Don't you like skiing montages?

#Monsterdon

"...maybe I'll recognize her when I see her face."
-awkward silence-

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Gar is seriously reconsidering this arrangement, hot tubs be damned.
#Monsterdon

Starsky and Hutch's stunt doubles.

#monsterdon

oh that whine is part of THE MOVIE and whatever's happened to mastering there. ouch. #monsterdon

Sheriff is alive, but with a different accent #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🌨️ ❄️ 🦍 👣 ❄️😱

Wait now Gar has this fancy red/white/blue skisuit but the blue/yellow one was AOK

@lorgonumputz
Don't take the blue pill, I mean snack, I mean skier.
#monsterdon

@moira still waiting on that orgy

#Monsterdon

Finally, someone with snowgoggles actually puts them over their eyes!

#monsterdon

There's some actual photography going on here, that's nice

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

anyway does he need one, he can just step over the mountain, surely?

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon *20 minute skiing montage* "i got here as fast as i could"

#Monsterdon honestly…70’s makeup is really pretty…I hope it makes a comeback…

Well she ain't dumb
#Monsterdon

and now a romantic snowmobile ride through the snow covered mountains (to investigate a dead body). see, this could be (probably was) a much better Josh Lanyon novel. #Monsterdon

@blogdiva is it bad that i think the hat is kind of cute

#monsterdon

Snowbeast: "Oooh a blue snack!"

#Monsterdon

Gar is changing into a different turtleneck + outerwear combo every time there's a scene transition #monsterdon

OMG - someone is actual;ly using their goggles!

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

She is a pretty good skier - maybe not. Her legs have the 80s trend of legs too close together.

#monsterdon

"Where!?"

Over there! Next to the Snowbeast!

Oh! *THAT* Snowbeast!

#monsterdon

I kinda love these vintage snowmobiles #monsterdon

Oh, sure, I KNEW this would be a killing job! Always a killing job with you!

#Monsterdon #snowbeast

"eey tony, up there, give 'em a sample of your pizza!" #Monsterdon

Bo has the best wardrobe. #Monsterdon

"I saw something up there" I'm afraid that's your wife #monsterdon

She just came from a photo shoot modeling that hat for a crochet pattern book #monsterdon #snowbeast1977

@jonny now you are mixing text and subtext.

#Monsterdon

This movie is sponsored by Skidoo. Or Arctic Cat. I haven't caught the name on the snow mobiles yet.
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Why are they spending so much time establishing some elaborate plot points when all I want to see is the next yeti attack? #monsterdon

@douglasfur Always the monster #TeamMonster

#Monsterdon

The camera work when they're skiing isn't bad. #monsterdon

"After these messages... we'll be right back!"

"New Heinz Ketchup is as red as the fake blood in today's feature. Heinz, for when you need #FF0000 blood"

(hex blood colour joke stolen ruthlessly from @nev )

#monsterdon

@lytta i assumed a death happened offscreen and the fade to red is like an involuntary supernatural effect of the snowbeast #monsterdon

Ad break!
#monsterdon

@arrjay
It's not like it is going to work on anyone else in this movie!
#monsterdon

Going to have to take some time and figure out that hat band
#Monsterdon

oh, look at these crazy prints, lets follow them. I sure hope they lead to a cave!
#Monsterdon

I think the person on set who got to wear a giant pear of funny looking paws over their boots clearly had the best job of anyone in this production.

#Monsterdon

edit of this film that adds the GTA “wasted” text to every death #monsterdon

did the sheriff just ... die? #monsterdon

Commercial Sign claims another victim! #Monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 Bruce, Bruce, Bruce and myself here... #Monsterdon

One day, one of these skiiers should try skiing down a hill. I hear it's great.

#Monsterdon

Snowbeast seems to be highstepping when walking - no drag marks.

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Men would literally rather go full PETA over a snowbeast instead of go to ski therapy #monsterdon

I mean if everyone is getting murdered at the Old Fairchild Place then maybe everyone should stop hanging around there idk

#monsterdon

#monsterdon let me guess, she's going to follow the tracks rather than get help

I wonder if we will get to see the snowbest skyiing too.
#monsterdon

Omg. The blue knit haired lady is also named Scott! This is getting confusing.
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Skiing attire in the 70s RULED! Screw the haters. #Monsterdon

The snow penetrates the mind, much like the snowbeast penetrates the boredom I experience watching this movie #Monsterdon

wow. these are like Claude Rains's footprints in _The Invisible Man_, but bad #Monsterdon

@arisummerland I like the hotsprings in Glenwood

#Monsterdon

Her name is Scott too!

#monsterdon #Snowbeast1977

Why did she wrap her head in a skein of yarn?

#monsterdon

@Taweret i do say wheeee! not all the time, though.

#monsterdon

Looks more like MediumFoot to me.

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Predictably, resort management sucks #monsterdon

i knew a guy who believed samsquantch was real, but also that it had a smell so intense that it preceeded its appearance and that it r**ed people. Like he 100% no joke believed this. I kinda wish i still knew him because that was years ago and with time and internet exposure that dude could be ANYWHERE with his reality
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🌨️ ❄️ 🦍 👣 ❄️😱

BIGFEET 👣

Less of anything else going on and more of the snowbeast eating everyone who goes off skiing on their own please

#Monsterdon

That's a cool edge on her beanie.

#monsterdon

Blue Pippi Longstockings vibe on that lady #monsterdon

@apLundell I think Bigfoot has a different set of tracks

#monsterdon

That lady must be a tornado on skis, fast as a snomobile!

#monsterdon

@jonny A gar is a fish, though. He's gonna have to wait his turn for when the Jaws-ripoff B-movie producers get to "Ice Fishing Terror" or something like that.

#Monsterdon

do people usually say 'wheeeeeee! when they're skiing because I feel like they should

#monsterdon

wait did she just die of a red fade out

#monsterdon

I kinda want newslady's hat #monsterdon

The sheriff’s voice is familiar. Like Fess Parker, but not him. #Monsterdon

Scary tracks and a sneaky wife
#Monsterdon

🚨 TIL that snowmobiles can have cherry lights 🚨 #Monsterdon ❄️ #Snowbeast1977

Traumatized visitor # 2 is carried off the scene #Monsterdon

Meanwhile, out at the old Waltons' place

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

so Olympic skiier is going to redeem himself by skiing at the end to save the day, right? #Monsterdon

Hang on, how much time has passed?
"The other day???"
#monsterdon #snowbeast

Why is he yelling again? Dude is sitting right next to him.
#Monsterdon

@nev I am a dual citizen if that counts #Monsterdon

I need #monsterdon opinions, do we have anyone worth rooting for yet

@apLundell I don't think anyone involved had an education? #Monsterdon

@wohali that explains why all the skiing is down, down, down!

#monsterdon

No sassy skyiing wardrobe here.
#monsterdon

I love the men in robes scene! #Monsterdon
Miraculously, their hair is so fluffy and dry.

#Monsterdon wish they’d filmed all these sequences with GoPros

His snow machine had a flasher. You know, so that people move out of his way. #Monsterdon

Tony's mullet is even more unpleasant when it's soaking wet #monsterdon

[smash cut to the two guys, in bathrobes, in the lodge, arguing loudly, over mugs of cocoa]

really, guys? really?!?

#monsterdon

Why do all these snowmobiles sound like their in pain #Monsterdon

ROLL STOCK SKIING FOOTAGE #monsterdon

A marksman who skis. Was Gar actually a biathlon competitor?

#Monsterdon

Properly best to use the hot tube before the orgy
#monsterdon

@ottaross

It's a Christmas movie!

#Snowbeast ❄️ 👹#Monsterdon

For a sec I thought that pink turtleneck was her exposed skin. 😳

#monsterdon