keep expecting a mean kid to ski by yelling I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS #Monsterdon

ah, the 70's, when you could match your eyeshadow to your luridly coloured ski suit

#Monsterdon

Do you know how hard it is to run in ski boots? ESPECIALLY in the snow?

#monsterdon #Snowbeast1977

#Monsterdon please eat the bitterly married reporter lady

gah jesus, don't switch from a dark room to bright snow, I don't need to be flashbanged D: #Monsterdon

My sister: "Tony why would you lie to us your trusting audience? We're on your side"

Me: "Are we though"

Sis agrees we are not

#Monsterdon

@yatsu Cop werewolves in the snow maybe? Augh, this is gonna bug me now and I have to decide if I wan to look this up or watch the movie...book titles always win though...

#Monsterdon

Big foot sightings?
#Monsterdon

The yeti has fallen arches #monsterdon

Snowbeast ain't gonna eat these people. Snowbeast is vegan.

#monsterdon #Snowbeast1977

All these guys need to unclench their jaws and enunciate. #Monsterdon

No Snowbeast. Only skiing. Looking up skiing puns to while away the time https://punsuniverse.com/ski-puns/ #monsterdon

This skiing festival IS on a mountain, right?

That'd be a neat thing to see at some point.
#Monsterdon

I wonder how many briefs Sheriff Paraday wears?

#monsterdon
#Snowbeast

#Monsterdon 🌨️ ❄️ 🦍 👣 ❄️😱

"It's pretty obvious she hasn't been murdered - only humans murder and whatever did that wasn't human" umm have you not kept up with the news, friend?

@Louisa watch out for the weresnowbeast break

#monsterdon

Cop jackets haven’t changed much #Monsterdon

@brooke Sometimes I think I know better and try to bypass the montage but it never works out

#Monsterdon

"Maybe I'll recognize her when I see her face."
"She doesn't have one."

This is a killer line but sadly not original; I recognize it from Gertrude Atherton's "The Striding Place" (PDF: https://loa-shared.s3.amazonaws.com/static/pdf/Atherton_Striding_Place.pdf)

#Monsterdon

ah, identified by convenient color-matching clothing #monsterdon

@BsCreativeLife "gonna take a little tiiime a little time to think things ovvvveeeerrrr🎶" I'm sorry you had to hear that! #Monsterdon

I don't think Tony or Gar or even grandma are going to turn out to be were-snowbeasts, but isn't that a great idea for a movie, the dangerous animal they're all fighting turns out to be one of them and the were-snowbeast doesn't even know it

#Monsterdon

This lady is speed running natural selection. #Monsterdon

taking off your skis when there is a snowbeast around is the snow movie equivalent of "let's split up" #monsterdon

"Maybe I'll recognize her face."
". . . She. . . doesn't have one."
*cut to CSI detective murder show intro theme*
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

@Taweret this move is called tater tots

#monsterdon

#monsterdon product placement on the skis, boots, and bindings?

flared ski pants are usually flared so you can get them over the boots, sure.

but they aren't usually that TIGHT up at the thighs and hips!!!

#monsterdon

@lytta oh, no there she is! just weird camera choices

#monsterdon

I just get where the snowbeast came from? it just appeared one day and started killing people at this ski resort?

#monsterdon

@YsengrinWolf Suddenly it’s Smilla’s Sense of Snow up in here. #Monsterdon

oh no she can't pizza if she takes her skis off!

#monsterdon

I bet grandma had a fling with the snowbeast. It needs a sacrifice every fifty years. #Monsterdon #Snowbeast

@srol And they’re all incredible.

#monsterdon #snowbeast

@Zerofactorial Don't you like skiing montages?

#Monsterdon

"...maybe I'll recognize her when I see her face."
-awkward silence-

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Gar is seriously reconsidering this arrangement, hot tubs be damned.
#Monsterdon

oh that whine is part of THE MOVIE and whatever's happened to mastering there. ouch. #monsterdon

Starsky and Hutch's stunt doubles.

#monsterdon

Sheriff is alive, but with a different accent #monsterdon

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Wait now Gar has this fancy red/white/blue skisuit but the blue/yellow one was AOK

@lorgonumputz
Don't take the blue pill, I mean snack, I mean skier.
#monsterdon

Finally, someone with snowgoggles actually puts them over their eyes!

#monsterdon

There's some actual photography going on here, that's nice

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

anyway does he need one, he can just step over the mountain, surely?

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon *20 minute skiing montage* "i got here as fast as i could"

Well she ain't dumb
#Monsterdon

and now a romantic snowmobile ride through the snow covered mountains (to investigate a dead body). see, this could be (probably was) a much better Josh Lanyon novel. #Monsterdon

@blogdiva is it bad that i think the hat is kind of cute

#monsterdon

Snowbeast: "Oooh a blue snack!"

#Monsterdon

Gar is changing into a different turtleneck + outerwear combo every time there's a scene transition #monsterdon

OMG - someone is actual;ly using their goggles!

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

"Where!?"

Over there! Next to the Snowbeast!

Oh! *THAT* Snowbeast!

#monsterdon

She is a pretty good skier - maybe not. Her legs have the 80s trend of legs too close together.

#monsterdon

I kinda love these vintage snowmobiles #monsterdon

Oh, sure, I KNEW this would be a killing job! Always a killing job with you!

#Monsterdon #snowbeast

"eey tony, up there, give 'em a sample of your pizza!" #Monsterdon

Bo has the best wardrobe. #Monsterdon

"I saw something up there" I'm afraid that's your wife #monsterdon

She just came from a photo shoot modeling that hat for a crochet pattern book #monsterdon #snowbeast1977

@jonny now you are mixing text and subtext.

#Monsterdon

This movie is sponsored by Skidoo. Or Arctic Cat. I haven't caught the name on the snow mobiles yet.
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Why are they spending so much time establishing some elaborate plot points when all I want to see is the next yeti attack? #monsterdon

@douglasfur Always the monster #TeamMonster

#Monsterdon

The camera work when they're skiing isn't bad. #monsterdon

"After these messages... we'll be right back!"

"New Heinz Ketchup is as red as the fake blood in today's feature. Heinz, for when you need #FF0000 blood"

(hex blood colour joke stolen ruthlessly from @nev )

#monsterdon

@lytta i assumed a death happened offscreen and the fade to red is like an involuntary supernatural effect of the snowbeast #monsterdon

Ad break!
#monsterdon

@arrjay
It's not like it is going to work on anyone else in this movie!
#monsterdon

Going to have to take some time and figure out that hat band
#Monsterdon

oh, look at these crazy prints, lets follow them. I sure hope they lead to a cave!
#Monsterdon

edit of this film that adds the GTA “wasted” text to every death #monsterdon

I think the person on set who got to wear a giant pear of funny looking paws over their boots clearly had the best job of anyone in this production.

#Monsterdon

did the sheriff just ... die? #monsterdon

Commercial Sign claims another victim! #Monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 Bruce, Bruce, Bruce and myself here... #Monsterdon

Snowbeast seems to be highstepping when walking - no drag marks.

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

One day, one of these skiiers should try skiing down a hill. I hear it's great.

#Monsterdon

I mean if everyone is getting murdered at the Old Fairchild Place then maybe everyone should stop hanging around there idk

#monsterdon

Men would literally rather go full PETA over a snowbeast instead of go to ski therapy #monsterdon

#monsterdon let me guess, she's going to follow the tracks rather than get help

I wonder if we will get to see the snowbest skyiing too.
#monsterdon

Omg. The blue knit haired lady is also named Scott! This is getting confusing.
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Skiing attire in the 70s RULED! Screw the haters. #Monsterdon

The snow penetrates the mind, much like the snowbeast penetrates the boredom I experience watching this movie #Monsterdon

wow. these are like Claude Rains's footprints in _The Invisible Man_, but bad #Monsterdon

@arisummerland I like the hotsprings in Glenwood

#Monsterdon

Her name is Scott too!

#monsterdon #Snowbeast1977

Why did she wrap her head in a skein of yarn?

#monsterdon

@Taweret i do say wheeee! not all the time, though.

#monsterdon

Looks more like MediumFoot to me.

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Predictably, resort management sucks #monsterdon

i knew a guy who believed samsquantch was real, but also that it had a smell so intense that it preceeded its appearance and that it r**ed people. Like he 100% no joke believed this. I kinda wish i still knew him because that was years ago and with time and internet exposure that dude could be ANYWHERE with his reality
#Monsterdon

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Less of anything else going on and more of the snowbeast eating everyone who goes off skiing on their own please

#Monsterdon

That's a cool edge on her beanie.

#monsterdon

Blue Pippi Longstockings vibe on that lady #monsterdon

@apLundell I think Bigfoot has a different set of tracks

#monsterdon

That lady must be a tornado on skis, fast as a snomobile!

#monsterdon