is it time for the orgy yet

#monsterdon

Not long ago we watched Sasquatch Sunset and I just imagined it crossing over w this. 😂

#monsterdon

@CactuarJoe I think a few people working on this movie had a full nose of snow.

#monsterdon #snowbeast

@jonny they saved that for the folk horror sequel, Midvinter

#monsterdon

Time for the orgy finally?

#Monsterdon

Whatever did that to that girl the less people who get in its way the more that stay alive.

#Monsterdon #snowbeast

#Monsterdon 🌨️ ❄️ 🦍 👣 ❄️😱

Groovy jazz vibes at this winter orgy of fun

see, the snowbeast is just really mad people come to a ski resort and go off on their own without knowing how to ski. #Monsterdon

wait. we don't have to attend a middle school pep rally, do we"

#monsterdon

“Her friend thought she might have had an accident”

No! I think her friend begged you to help her!!#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast With this music I would expect a snow shark, rather than a snow beast.

is this orgy music #monsterdon

Snow Jazz!

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

@ranjit @Taweret Her buns about to be toast

#monsterdon

hasty cut??? no red transition???? is she ok????? fuckin tv movies #monsterdon

More people face planting in the snow on their own with no action from the Snowbeast in this movie than I expected. Unless he's planting traps under the snow to trip people?!
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Ellen has been skiing and not getting eat for far too long

#Monsterdon

Hold on we just cut from the monster stalking the skier woman to the school gym?? Foul. #Monsterdon

hail to the queen of the 50th anniversary Rills Winter Carnival slash orgy

#monsterdon

Ah yes, the ol' cryptid hunt, but on the DL, because that never works out poorly

Great plan, guys! A+, no notes

#monsterdon
#foreshadowing

whoah wait why are we in the high school gymnasium now #monsterdon

I think Psychic Perm Lady is about to get faded to red.....

#monsterdon

Oh man, that might be the best wipeout yet, you go girl. Get a nose full of snow for this film :P #Monsterdon

Monster: "I SAID I don't do interviews!"

#monsterdon

I want the monster to have artisanal, homemade skis of his own.

#Monsterdon

ANOTHER YARD SALE! #monsterdon

NOT THE HAT

QUATCHI NOOOOOOOOOOO

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

we haven't even gotten one second of the winter festival orgy that is supposed to be the backdrop of the movie #monsterdon

WHERE ARE THE CHAIRLIFTS, HOW DOES THIS RESORT WORK???
#Monsterdon

Man, everyone in this movie really sucks at skiing. #monsterdon

weeeee!

CRASH

#monsterdon

Am I the only one in here who doesn't hate Ellen (at least, not any more than any of the other human characters)

#Monsterdon

Is there ANYBODY in this film who's good at skiing?

#Monsterdon

@liferstate You can’t just have a frumpy main woman!

#monsterdon #snowbeast

Evil Knievel, sharpshooter, husband of Bigfoot journalist

#Monsterdon #snowbeast

Helps if you are a good skier to avoid being eaten by BigFoot
#monsterdon

@JamesAkers @Taweret it mayo

#monsterdon

So the yeti's stalking Reporter Wife... Does that make it a love diamond? Do you think that's a bunny slope? #Monsterdon

Unfortunately, when you're alone, you do need to be faster than the yeti.

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

LISTEN TO THE MUSIC HELEN! #monsterdon #snowbeast

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🌨️ ❄️ 🦍 👣 ❄️😱

Helen just did the greatest wipeout ever filmed 🏆

Are they just skiing down the same slope again and again?

#monsterdon

The Abominable Snowcrash #monsterdon

I want the snowbeast to lash the skis of it's victims into a giant set of snowbeast skis, raft style.
#Monsterdon

Why does the soundtrack keep farting

#monsterdon

Uhoh she did a random face plant whilst skiing that means she's done for! #Monsterdon

@Taweret Hopefully it doesn't ketchup

#monsterdon

Everyone's so clean-shaven
#monsterdon

And sudden dark
#Monsterdon

the snowbeast can't eat unhappy wife ellen, that would be like eating your nemesis, afterwards you would have no reason to live. the snowbeast will merely present itself to her as a taunt and then disappear before she can get a photo to drive the wedge in her marriage ever deeper until she has no choice but to be the snowbride #monsterdon

I need a nap.

#monsterdon

Did the guys get the signs up on the slopes yet? #Monsterdon

So now that we've decided on the lie we're gonna tell, because THAT never goes wrong... #Monsterdon

@springdiesel Yeah but nobody follows trope rules in #Monsterdon

Thankfully for us in the audience, otherwise this movie would be real short

All these stands of aspen are really neat, I would risk snowbeast death to check em out

#monsterdon

There you go, boot pack it out of there. #monsterdon

Don't worry, Ellen.

That's just more of those fake, novelty joke monster roars.

#Monsterdon

Watching lots of downhill skiing and snowmobiling, but I'm not clear on how they're getting up to the top of the slope, since I haven't seen a lift #monsterdon

Bear slander???? #acab #monsterdon

How was Tony supposed to identify faceless woman? Huh, cop?

#monsterdon

so if the journalist lady dies, the big swede and the shorter mullet guy can have their happy ever after, right? (^_^)
#Monsterdon

cops are UTTERLY PREPARED for coverup, so. #monsterdon

Are we gonna get stock footage of the Paterson Gimlen footage? Enough talk of a Bigfoot documentary that it almost should.
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Do I hear jaws music????
#Monsterdon

@starkraving666 We can, they're just difficult to tell apart visually.

#monsterdon #Snowbeast1977

@Ayyyydrew like, what fires a gun? #Monsterdon

skis are making for kinda crap snowshoes aren't they #monsterdon

youve also lost most of your audience TBH #monsterdon

"...so-called Bigfoots”
“Wouldn't that be Bigfeet?"

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

FOOTPRINTS

#Monsterdon

Oh so Jennifer IS a body.

Just no face.

Well, okay.

#Monsterdon #snowbeast

@combatwombat she should have never taken off those skis

#monsterdon

huderds of dem Bigfoots roamin

#monsterdon

Wait. Is yarn hat lady hunting the monster? #Monsterdon

Why can't we have a woman bigfoot #monsterdon #snowbeast1977

#Monsterdon
#Snowbeast1977

Those Scott goggles must come in extra handy if your name is Scott.

Tell me about your... thing #Monsterdon

MAIWIFE #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🌨️ ❄️ 🦍 👣 ❄️😱

OK this part is true - there are Bigfoot | Sasquatch all over the place.

#theMoreYouKnow

@wohali @nev I feel it'd be #Fe0000 #AddChemistryRuinAgoodRGBJoke #Monsterdon

Who is currently in the tracks of the beast???
Tra la la la
#Monsterdon

The proper Cascadian sasquatch is in Cascadia, yes, but this isn't a Cascadian sasquatch, this is a Rocky Mountain sasquatch. _Obviously_.

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

Snow matter what, skiing is always fun. #monsterdon

hundreds of bigfoot roaming the country #monsterdon

Sisters: maybe it's the grinch and the town was Whoville all along

#Monsterdon

ah, that's a PNW monster we need to consult our local creature population #monsterdon

Bigfoot title dro--- oh right the movie name is dumber.
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

So if he couldn't tell the sheriff, no reason to just call the police and report a woman has likely been killed? Might as well have lunch with an old fling instead.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon decides

Big foot, sure, why not.
#monsterdon

Another skiing montage

Wil this one end badly?

#Monsterdon

First rule of the wilderness is You Do Not Go Alone!

#Monsterdon #snowbeast

I'm waiting for the monster to grab her head like a melon.

#Monsterdon

Coal's not a grizzly. Coal is a rock.

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

I think the snowbeast is fine with people but just really hates skis. #Monsterdon

Okay but I unironically love her big fluffy knit hat and matching ski onesie.

#monsterdon #snowbeast

#Monsterdon 🌨️ ❄️ 🦍 👣 ❄️😱

Yvette. What the heck?? You follow the tracks, you're gonna find a monster

Yes, by all means follow those footprints that definitely were made by something weighing more than five pounds #Monsterdon

okay somebody's working the sound this time, you got the first roar that turned out to be wind, then you got a real distant roar that wasn't. that's decent sound work.

#monsterdon #Snowbeast