Oh geez was that falls scripted? Did they almost kill Grandma on set by accident?

#monsterdon #SnowBeast

Is rule Britannia repurposed into some state's anthem in the upper Midwest? Like how Maryland uses o Christmas tree? #monsterdon

I think the old lady actually fell for real. OOPS #Monsterdon

The carnival's still going to happen though, right? #Monsterdon

wow it's like a whole snack box!

- snowsquatch probably

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

#Monsterdon everyone seems confused about which direction to exit

they need more fire drills at this school

Feels like the director gave the actors a lot of notes on panicked teeth gnashing #monsterdon

So much for the grizzly cover story. #monsterdon

lol, I think people are receiving genuine injuries here....

#monsterdon

💯 points snowbeast, no notes. 😆

#monsterdon

MONSTER! MONSTER! MONSTER!

#Monsterdon

@arrjay So the monster can disrupt the crowning of the Winter Carnival Queen, as promised, duh

#Monsterdon

"what a mess"?

WHAT A MESS???????

#monsterdon #snowbeast1977

Gas pedal, lady! Press the gas- ooh dang, yeti's got a helluva right hook #Monsterdon

“Is there anyone who speaks Bigfoot?!”
“I know a guy…”
#Monsterdon

Looks like all that fire drill training paid off.

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Is the monster going to invade the high school band concert? 😃
#Monsterdon

Yeti not a fan of Middle School Bands

#Monsterdon

Monster Road Rage Incident #monsterdon

My Dad still has that International Scout. He bought it new in 1977. #Monsterdon

ngl i was hoping when we saw the snowbeast it would be crashing the orgy

#monsterdon

also some Carrie vibes in this #monsterdon #snowbeast1977

#Monsterdon 🌨️ ❄️ 🦍 👣 ❄️😱

SNOWBEAST!! Stomp on the ppl Snowbeast! Punch the snow queen through the car window apparently!

Snow queen is NOT having a good coronation.

#monsterdon #Snowbeast1977

Whelp, no point lying now.

#Monsterdon

You go, Snowbeast. Teenagers taste like chicken. #monsterdon

the door was in the way and

yeti persisted

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

hello? hello, can someone open the door for me? my hands are full with these groceries i wish to distribute to the poor and in need. #Monsterdon

That was a very 'car won't start cliche'
#monsterdon

oh dang i got up for a minute and we suddenly have some serious Monster Activity #monsterdon

Right on snow beast what a way to crash a pep rally! :ablobcatrave: #Monsterdon

Band kids, please put away your instruments before panicking.

#Monsterdon

Mayor reminds me of David Lander, AKA “Squiggy”

#monsterdon

Yay! The monster is here to save us from emotional trauma

#monsterdon #SnowBeast

why is their big festival being held at the local middle school tho

#monsterdon

YOU KNOCKED OVER GRANNY! #monsterdon

@srol yeah is this Canada?

Either that or the snowbeast is British

#Monsterdon

Paramount

#Monsterdon #snowbeast

See? SEE? THE SNOWBEAST ALSO THINKS YOUR BRASS SECTION WAS FLAT

SNOWBEASTS HATE FLAT BRASS PLAYING!

#Monsterdon

closing in like a snowbeast #monsterdon

SNOWBEAST HIGH SCHOOL ATTACK #monsterdon

It’s Beastin’ Time!

#monsterdon #snowbeast

Yeti's a voyeur! #Monsterdon

Got distracted looking up queer romance books, what did I miss? (joking, it's monsterdon, I clearly didn't miss much in the way of plot)

#Monsterdon

Oh, god. This brings back too many school band memories.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon nice! yeti's crashing the school event after all

#Monsterdon LOL

that NOSE!

#monsterdon

Rule Britannia

I did not have that on my Bingo card

#Monsterdon

OK no more sneaking around. Snowbeast is throwing down.

#monsterdon

Oh this is a holiday movie!
Yes Grandma let's all stuff our emotions into a box and put on a show so nobody can see how we're hurting inside

#monsterdon #SnowBeast

Chewbacca wants an autograph.
#monsterdon

honks horn "move bitch, get out the way" #monsterdon #snowbeast1977

I want to see Snowbeast WRECK this band practice

#monsterdon

Kill the band, Snowbeast!!! And why are they playing Rule Britannia? #Monsterdon

Ergh, that high school band. FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST BAND TEACHER SOMEBODY IN YOUR BRASS SECTION IS FLAT GET THEM A TUNER arghgh

Signed, a former high school band student

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon please tell me it attacks the high school!

SHADOW DOESN'T COUNT AS SCREEN TIME

#monsterdon #Snowbeast1977

Most anthropologists are experts on Bigfoot.

#Monsterdon

An exterior night shot that was actually shot at night? Are we sure this is #monsterdon material?

@srol rule britannia is said to repel snowbeasts, which are french

#monsterdon

Smile. #Monsterdon

We can have a little Beowulf, as a treat.

#Monsterdon #snowbeast1977

Snowbeast is just upset that they didn't get invited to the party.

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

hell yeah

#monsterdon

NOOOOO THE CROWN

#monsterdon

Rule Britannia? Wtf soundtrack?
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

oh, the monster had to go to where THE GIRLS are. got it. #monsterdon

I think we're up to six seconds of Snowbeast so far.

#monsterdon #Snowbeast1977

Bigfoot brought his tuba - he wants to sit in with the band!

#monsterdon
#Snowbeast

This monster isn't dumb enough to like burst through a window here is it? LOL!

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🌨️ ❄️ 🦍 👣 ❄️😱

Wow this high school band could use another semester of practice

Mm, yeah, that's a high school band. Ouch. :/ #Monsterdon

Imagine if every orgy had a middle school band to provide the soundtrack

#Monsterdon

Yay! Blue light filters? And are we going to get to watch a snowby's rampage through an auditorium??

#monsterdon #SnowBeast

The Snowbeast can have a little time in shop class

as a treat

#Monsterdon

Yes! A feast in a box!
#Monsterdon

Yes, lets strike up the high school band to meet to first victim's parents! We must be cheerful!

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Damn, Gar is tall! Are we sure he's not the titular Snowbeast? #Monsterdon

Local Jr High band playing in the gymnasium? Is Grandma the queen?

#monsterdon #Snowbeast1977

"I pawned off the duty of reporting that poor girl's death on YOU. Have fun, kid! I'm off to have my five martini lunch." #Monsterdon

well, this does sound bad enough to be an actual high school band

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

Snowbeast has an unhealthy relationship to tubas #monsterdon

why are they playing god save the queen lololol #monsterdon #snowbeast1977

And now time for the Snowbeast national anthem.

#monsterdon

lol why are they playing Rule Brittania #monsterdon

@bunnyhero ..it ... could be? #Monsterdon

Meanwhile, at the local high school we're just now introducing. #monsterdon

Snowbeast just wants to do a few laps around the indoor basketball court while the band warms up

#monsterdon

uhhh apologies for these subs they were the best/only i could find lmao #monsterdon

the snow festival basically has the same status as the rigatta in Tentacoli/Tentacles - doesn't exist until the climactic scene where it will be an extremely long music video of the snow beast ripping all the skiers to shreds #monsterdon

maybe the horrible sound of THE BAND will drive the monster off! #monsterdon

Nicotine stained ceiling tiles in the bar. Checks out. #Monsterdon

Het there's a dude with a moustache in the back!

#monsterdon

It'd be cool if Ellen couldn't make it back, and she collapsed and the yeti found her and instead of eating her he shoved her into a tauntaun and saved her life

#monsterdon
#snowbeast

@trixter Ah yes

"snow" #Monsterdon

DANGIT! Stalkercan POV was such a tease there 😆 #Monsterdon ❄️ #Snowbeast1977 https://mastodon.social/@SesameSquirrel/113699817468600546

more than halfway through and we've had maybe 10 seconds of snowbeast, i think yall voted wrong in that poll lmao #monsterdon #snowbeast1977