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See? SEE? THE SNOWBEAST ALSO THINKS YOUR BRASS SECTION WAS FLAT

SNOWBEASTS HATE FLAT BRASS PLAYING!

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closing in like a snowbeast #monsterdon

SNOWBEAST HIGH SCHOOL ATTACK #monsterdon

Yeti's a voyeur! #Monsterdon

It’s Beastin’ Time!

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Got distracted looking up queer romance books, what did I miss? (joking, it's monsterdon, I clearly didn't miss much in the way of plot)

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Oh, god. This brings back too many school band memories.

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#Monsterdon nice! yeti's crashing the school event after all

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that NOSE!

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OK no more sneaking around. Snowbeast is throwing down.

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Rule Britannia

I did not have that on my Bingo card

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Oh this is a holiday movie!
Yes Grandma let's all stuff our emotions into a box and put on a show so nobody can see how we're hurting inside

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Chewbacca wants an autograph.
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honks horn "move bitch, get out the way" #monsterdon #snowbeast1977

I want to see Snowbeast WRECK this band practice

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Ergh, that high school band. FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST BAND TEACHER SOMEBODY IN YOUR BRASS SECTION IS FLAT GET THEM A TUNER arghgh

Signed, a former high school band student

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Kill the band, Snowbeast!!! And why are they playing Rule Britannia? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon please tell me it attacks the high school!

Most anthropologists are experts on Bigfoot.

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SHADOW DOESN'T COUNT AS SCREEN TIME

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An exterior night shot that was actually shot at night? Are we sure this is #monsterdon material?

@srol rule britannia is said to repel snowbeasts, which are french

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Smile. #Monsterdon

We can have a little Beowulf, as a treat.

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Snowbeast is just upset that they didn't get invited to the party.

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So, sweater lady (I think?) is doing her own investigation, and has found the place where the one ski patrol minion tripped and almost fell down a mountain before a monster ate him. After this discovery, the monster starts growling at her from afar and she is doing a cautious escape, walking her skies over presumably perilous ice. Eventually she makes it out of the danger zone and starts a normal ski escape.

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hell yeah

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NOOOOO THE CROWN

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oh, the monster had to go to where THE GIRLS are. got it. #monsterdon

Rule Britannia? Wtf soundtrack?
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I think we're up to six seconds of Snowbeast so far.

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Bigfoot brought his tuba - he wants to sit in with the band!

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Wow this high school band could use another semester of practice

This monster isn't dumb enough to like burst through a window here is it? LOL!

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Mm, yeah, that's a high school band. Ouch. :/ #Monsterdon

Imagine if every orgy had a middle school band to provide the soundtrack

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Yay! Blue light filters? And are we going to get to watch a snowby's rampage through an auditorium??

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The Snowbeast can have a little time in shop class

as a treat

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Yes! A feast in a box!
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Yes, lets strike up the high school band to meet to first victim's parents! We must be cheerful!

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Damn, Gar is tall! Are we sure he's not the titular Snowbeast? #Monsterdon

Local Jr High band playing in the gymnasium? Is Grandma the queen?

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"I pawned off the duty of reporting that poor girl's death on YOU. Have fun, kid! I'm off to have my five martini lunch." #Monsterdon

well, this does sound bad enough to be an actual high school band

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Snowbeast has an unhealthy relationship to tubas #monsterdon

why are they playing god save the queen lololol #monsterdon #snowbeast1977

And now time for the Snowbeast national anthem.

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lol why are they playing Rule Brittania #monsterdon

@bunnyhero ..it ... could be? #Monsterdon

Snowbeast just wants to do a few laps around the indoor basketball court while the band warms up

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Meanwhile, at the local high school we're just now introducing. #monsterdon

the snow festival basically has the same status as the rigatta in Tentacoli/Tentacles - doesn't exist until the climactic scene where it will be an extremely long music video of the snow beast ripping all the skiers to shreds #monsterdon

uhhh apologies for these subs they were the best/only i could find lmao #monsterdon

maybe the horrible sound of THE BAND will drive the monster off! #monsterdon

Nicotine stained ceiling tiles in the bar. Checks out. #Monsterdon

Het there's a dude with a moustache in the back!

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It'd be cool if Ellen couldn't make it back, and she collapsed and the yeti found her and instead of eating her he shoved her into a tauntaun and saved her life

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@trixter Ah yes

"snow" #Monsterdon

DANGIT! Stalkercan POV was such a tease there 😆 #Monsterdon ❄️ #Snowbeast1977 https://mastodon.social/@SesameSquirrel/113699817468600546

more than halfway through and we've had maybe 10 seconds of snowbeast, i think yall voted wrong in that poll lmao #monsterdon #snowbeast1977

is it time for the orgy yet

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Not long ago we watched Sasquatch Sunset and I just imagined it crossing over w this. 😂

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@CactuarJoe I think a few people working on this movie had a full nose of snow.

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Time for the orgy finally?

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@jonny they saved that for the folk horror sequel, Midvinter

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Whatever did that to that girl the less people who get in its way the more that stay alive.

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Groovy jazz vibes at this winter orgy of fun

see, the snowbeast is just really mad people come to a ski resort and go off on their own without knowing how to ski. #Monsterdon

wait. we don't have to attend a middle school pep rally, do we"

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“Her friend thought she might have had an accident”

No! I think her friend begged you to help her!!#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast With this music I would expect a snow shark, rather than a snow beast.

is this orgy music #monsterdon

Snow Jazz!

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@ranjit @Taweret Her buns about to be toast

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hasty cut??? no red transition???? is she ok????? fuckin tv movies #monsterdon

More people face planting in the snow on their own with no action from the Snowbeast in this movie than I expected. Unless he's planting traps under the snow to trip people?!
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Ellen has been skiing and not getting eat for far too long

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Hold on we just cut from the monster stalking the skier woman to the school gym?? Foul. #Monsterdon

hail to the queen of the 50th anniversary Rills Winter Carnival slash orgy

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Ah yes, the ol' cryptid hunt, but on the DL, because that never works out poorly

Great plan, guys! A+, no notes

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whoah wait why are we in the high school gymnasium now #monsterdon

She heard all that growling yet is making the most casual of escapes #Monsterdon

I think Psychic Perm Lady is about to get faded to red.....

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Oh man, that might be the best wipeout yet, you go girl. Get a nose full of snow for this film :P #Monsterdon

Monster: "I SAID I don't do interviews!"

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I want the monster to have artisanal, homemade skis of his own.

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ANOTHER YARD SALE! #monsterdon

NOT THE HAT

QUATCHI NOOOOOOOOOOO

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we haven't even gotten one second of the winter festival orgy that is supposed to be the backdrop of the movie #monsterdon

@Lazarou FML

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WHERE ARE THE CHAIRLIFTS, HOW DOES THIS RESORT WORK???
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Man, everyone in this movie really sucks at skiing. #monsterdon

Am I the only one in here who doesn't hate Ellen (at least, not any more than any of the other human characters)

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weeeee!

CRASH

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Is there ANYBODY in this film who's good at skiing?

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@liferstate You can’t just have a frumpy main woman!

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