This poor monster, he's just looking for his buds, the elf dentist, shiny-nosed reindeer and the loud prospector guy.

#Monsterdon

I think it was just swamp gas.

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

"I wonder how my wife, THE REPORTER, figured out something was going on?" #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🌨️ ❄️ 🦍 👣 ❄️😱

"I wondered about that too until I found out she was a Lady Reporter..." 😬

Where’s Tony? Wait… TONY is the beast! #monsterdon #snowbeast

@nev @Taweret I can't tell if the festival is being run by the town, or the ski-Lodge.

At the beginning it seemed like it was just an event at the ski place, but I Guess the whole town is in on it. #Monsterdon

nice leather squeaks there #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast HOLD UP ... they just had a conversation at the barn about going. And now he's asking to go? AUGH! Continuity error!

oooOOooo a LADY reporter

reporting on the LADIES

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

No worries about cheating now
#Monsterdon

Now this is a rarity, a night-time scene actually filmed at night. #monsterdon

okay, the film is VERY blown out for the ski scenes here, looks like some kind of negativland #monsterdon

Kettle drums kid is at a disadvantage getting out.

#Monsterdon #snowbeast

I guess the mob doesn't realize they are a part of history, the first multi witness experience of a snowbeast.

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Oh yeah, his wife's dead too, huh. If the fade to blue is any indication. #Monsterdon

this is shot like a submarine movie #monsterdon

Make sure to take advantage of ALL possible directions of escape

#Monsterdon

Oh thank the ski gods the crown is okay #monsterdon

I guess he picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

Since when do cops recruit civilians for their monster-killing outings?

#monsterdon

that scene made the rest of this almost worth it #monsterdon

please tell me Santa shows up at some point

#monsterdon

I said get the ambulance, not the waaaaahmbulance, damn it!

#monsterdon

@Victorsigmoid The lift tickets must be sold!

#Monsterdon

@srol apparently in this universe Colorado joined the Commonwealth #Monsterdon

the matriarch subplot collides with the unhappy marriage subplot, the shattered crown and the missing wife, the men left to fend for themselves, clueless, resorting only to violence having the twin pillars of tradition and knowledge eaten by the snowbeast #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🌨️ ❄️ 🦍 👣 ❄️😱

Also disappointing that snowbeast didn't get grannie, Gar body-checked her to the ground during the snowbeast-inspired melee

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

❄️ 👹 TRIVIA BEAST ❄️ 👹

Best scene not in movie:
The snow queen ceremony attack scene we saw there replaced another attack scene that was determined to be to too violent to be aired on television.

#Snowbeast

That's a awful sound for an ambulance
#monsterdon

@diazona "Best to just let ir finish" #wrongMovie #Monsterdon

THE SNOW FESTIVAL MUST GO ON

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

So the cover story is "Nothing to worry about, just a crazed grizzly. Continue your wintertime frolics as before!" #monsterdon

See, this is what you all get for not believing the....incredibly handsome white man in a position of authority....?

#monsterdon
#snowbeast

@funkula I'm pretty sure Colorado's state song was written by John Denver #monsterdon

ooohhh, that's why they were playing god save the queen lmao #monsterdon #snowbeast1977

@brooke What they probably need is something closer to an active shooter drill, and those just traumatize kids so maybe we should just ban snowbeasts?

#monsterdon

Your carnage, I mean carriage awaits. #monsterdon

"How we gonna write this one up?"

Eh, slipped in the shower while shaving. Get her outta here. #Monsterdon

RIP to the Winter Canival Queen, slain by Commercial Break #Monsterdon

You yeti be kidding me! #yetipuns #monsterdon

#Monsterdon
#Snowbeast1977

All right sheriff.
I'll lie to my wife, who already hates me.
I'm sure it'll be fine.

@annathepiper
Mimics their mating call

#Snowbeast ❄️ 👹#Monsterdon

maybe it had dreams of playing the sousaphone and wanted to join in. did anyone ask. no. shame on u all.

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Ut oh, dime store Phillis Diller is in trouble!

#monsterdon

there's still time to blow the monster, Mr Skier Dude #monsterdon

What a mess

#monsterdon

Always consider the party first
Forget the puny lives
#Monsterdon

Yeti is such a messy eater!

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

I'm just going to lean into some horrific trauma I guess

#monsterdon #SnowBeast

@brooke monster drills!

#monsterdon

Pro tip: when a snowbeast attacks your car, it's safest to stop driving and turn the engine off

#Monsterdon

She dies in the ambulance and becomes Juno!

#monsterdon

YESSSSSSSSSSSS
#Monsterdon

I could also consider this:

#Monsterdon

So the Snowbeast is a music critic?
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Rememebr, you don't have to be the fastest student, you just need to be faster than the slowest one #monsterdon

THE CROWWWN *grandma sobbing*

her priorities sure are something

#monsterdon

Who is snowbeast wearing to the prom?

#Monsterdon #snowbeast

Martha Raye, hip replacement wearer.

#monsterdon #Snowbeast1977

Oh geez was that falls scripted? Did they almost kill Grandma on set by accident?

#monsterdon #SnowBeast

Did they....just invent the Mosh Pit???

#Monsterdon

Is rule Britannia repurposed into some state's anthem in the upper Midwest? Like how Maryland uses o Christmas tree? #monsterdon

I think the old lady actually fell for real. OOPS #Monsterdon

The carnival's still going to happen though, right? #Monsterdon

This bigfoot really covers some serious territory. From the ol' Fairchild place, then tracking Ellen down the mountainside, now to the carnival queen event. What a full schedule.

#monsterdon

OMG! We have yeti jump scare!
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

wow it's like a whole snack box!

- snowsquatch probably

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

Feels like the director gave the actors a lot of notes on panicked teeth gnashing #monsterdon

#Monsterdon everyone seems confused about which direction to exit

they need more fire drills at this school

So much for the grizzly cover story. #monsterdon

lol, I think people are receiving genuine injuries here....

#monsterdon

MONSTER! MONSTER! MONSTER!

#Monsterdon

💯 points snowbeast, no notes. 😆

#monsterdon

@arrjay So the monster can disrupt the crowning of the Winter Carnival Queen, as promised, duh

#Monsterdon

"what a mess"?

WHAT A MESS???????

#monsterdon #snowbeast1977

Gas pedal, lady! Press the gas- ooh dang, yeti's got a helluva right hook #Monsterdon

“Is there anyone who speaks Bigfoot?!”
“I know a guy…”
#Monsterdon

Looks like all that fire drill training paid off.

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Is the monster going to invade the high school band concert? 😃
#Monsterdon

Yeti not a fan of Middle School Bands

#Monsterdon

Monster Road Rage Incident #monsterdon

My Dad still has that International Scout. He bought it new in 1977. #Monsterdon

ngl i was hoping when we saw the snowbeast it would be crashing the orgy

#monsterdon

also some Carrie vibes in this #monsterdon #snowbeast1977

Meanwhile, the cop is talking to the two boys about bigfoot, he seems to think that the monster is real, but suggests that they lie about it and say that it's a grizzly for now, because there should be no bigfeet in this region of the country I guess. He also suggests that the three of them secretly meet in the morning for a threeso... I mean... to shoot the #snowbeast

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🌨️ ❄️ 🦍 👣 ❄️😱

SNOWBEAST!! Stomp on the ppl Snowbeast! Punch the snow queen through the car window apparently!

Snow queen is NOT having a good coronation.

#monsterdon #Snowbeast1977

Whelp, no point lying now.

#Monsterdon

hello? hello, can someone open the door for me? my hands are full with these groceries i wish to distribute to the poor and in need. #Monsterdon

That was a very 'car won't start cliche'
#monsterdon

You go, Snowbeast. Teenagers taste like chicken. #monsterdon

the door was in the way and

yeti persisted

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

Right on snow beast what a way to crash a pep rally! :ablobcatrave: #Monsterdon

oh dang i got up for a minute and we suddenly have some serious Monster Activity #monsterdon

Band kids, please put away your instruments before panicking.

#Monsterdon

Mayor reminds me of David Lander, AKA “Squiggy”

#monsterdon

Yay! The monster is here to save us from emotional trauma

#monsterdon #SnowBeast

why is their big festival being held at the local middle school tho

#monsterdon

YOU KNOCKED OVER GRANNY! #monsterdon

@srol yeah is this Canada?

Either that or the snowbeast is British

#Monsterdon