Eat Gar, eat Gar, eat Gar!

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Yes! Mass panic!

#monsterdon

I think at this point it's debatable that the real bad guy here is their trail groomer. Everyone seems to be fine skiing till they tumble into deep snow on the slope and then, game over.

#monsterdon

chestnuts roasting on a snowsquatch pyre

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

it's called "falling with style" #monsterdon

Maybe the girl was killed by tumbling monoliths, did you consider that? #monsterdon

Oh he hasn't been on skis for HOW LONG? Oh Gar. The trauma.

#Snowbeast1977 #Monsterdon

Gar, in his element, reliving the winter of '68, looking for his wife who doesn't respect him...

#monsterdon
#snowbeast

Is the band’s Brittania music based on the jeans they’re all wearing? #Monsterdon

All that flashback AND ZERO PAYOFF WTAF?! #Monsterdon

@ranjit Snowbeasts 3

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🌨️ ❄️ 🦍 👣 ❄️😱

Come on, snowbeast - pls get Gar he'd really stick to your ribs

@moira This is pretty much a Bond movie after all

#Monsterdon

well now we've seen granny and the snowbeast in the same room together. so we can rule her out.
#Monsterdon

Now That's What I Call Day For Night! someone photoshop this please #Monsterdon

WAS GAR SEEN at the snow festival? i wasn't paying attention. i am still holding out for gar is the snowbeast driven mad with envy of his wife's attention #monsterdon

Roaring fire!!

#monsterdon

@diazona
Who cares?

@Taweret

#Snowbeast ❄️ 👹#Monsterdon

@diazona @JoeWynne @Taweret I think robot santa would indiscriminately kill everyone. #Monsterdon

they're not gonna talk about her marriage again are they?

#monsterdon

HAHAHA day for night snow goggles

#Monsterdon

Oh my god, he's having traumatic flashbacks. It IS the Airplane! romance. Next he's gonna develop a drinking problem. #Monsterdon

@Ayyyydrew his wife's name is Billy, yup. #Monsterdon #DadDoesntBotherReadingPunctuation

So Ellen's a character in the movie, but Gar explains her experience with bigfoot research. It's as if they're trying to minimize her line count.

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

@JoeWynne @Taweret Would Robot Santa be on the side of the snowbeast though, or would he just indiscriminately kill everyone

#Monsterdon

Gar at 1.3x?
#Monsterdon

Yeah, there's plenty of blue light filter to see by. It's almost like it's daylight

#monsterdon #SnowBeast

he totally has a ski gun doesn't he

it's a ski

that's also a gun

and he shoots snowsquatch with it

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

@Taweret@octodon.social Well, everyone else is doing it. I don't want to miss out!

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

why is newslady just asleep in the barn? did some plot evaporate? #monsterdon

We are one square away from a bingo! #Monsterdon #Snowbeast1977

Night skiing without a light. The balls on that guy. #monsterdon

Finally!!! Skis!!!
#Monsterdon

@Taweret The one from Futurama

#Snowbeast ❄️ 👹#Monsterdon

@SnoopJ fuckin lmao come on that's too good #monsterdon

Meanwhile, his wife: "OOOO SWEET MYSTERY OF LIFE AT LAST I'VE FOOOOOUND YOOOOOOU" #Monsterdon

@leece
Swamp gas, right?
#monsterdon

Hey! Billy! Sick shirt #monsterdon

#Monsterdon ok long hair moustache dude is *definitely* there for the orgy

@nev
Yep...Families were watching and it was a different time

#Snowbeast ❄️ 👹#Monsterdon

I love when interiors have lighting

#monsterdon

I miss my wife, Billy
#monsterdon

"...something must have tweaked her nose for news.."

How many times did he stumble over that line at home, rehearsing it over and over, driving away his loved ones....

#monsterdon
#snowbeast

This poor monster, he's just looking for his buds, the elf dentist, shiny-nosed reindeer and the loud prospector guy.

#Monsterdon

I think it was just swamp gas.

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

"I wonder how my wife, THE REPORTER, figured out something was going on?" #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🌨️ ❄️ 🦍 👣 ❄️😱

"I wondered about that too until I found out she was a Lady Reporter..." 😬

Where’s Tony? Wait… TONY is the beast! #monsterdon #snowbeast

@nev @Taweret I can't tell if the festival is being run by the town, or the ski-Lodge.

At the beginning it seemed like it was just an event at the ski place, but I Guess the whole town is in on it. #Monsterdon

nice leather squeaks there #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast HOLD UP ... they just had a conversation at the barn about going. And now he's asking to go? AUGH! Continuity error!

oooOOooo a LADY reporter

reporting on the LADIES

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

No worries about cheating now
#Monsterdon

Now this is a rarity, a night-time scene actually filmed at night. #monsterdon

okay, the film is VERY blown out for the ski scenes here, looks like some kind of negativland #monsterdon

Kettle drums kid is at a disadvantage getting out.

#Monsterdon #snowbeast

I guess the mob doesn't realize they are a part of history, the first multi witness experience of a snowbeast.

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Oh yeah, his wife's dead too, huh. If the fade to blue is any indication. #Monsterdon

this is shot like a submarine movie #monsterdon

Make sure to take advantage of ALL possible directions of escape

#Monsterdon

Oh thank the ski gods the crown is okay #monsterdon

I guess he picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

that scene made the rest of this almost worth it #monsterdon

please tell me Santa shows up at some point

#monsterdon

I said get the ambulance, not the waaaaahmbulance, damn it!

#monsterdon

@Victorsigmoid The lift tickets must be sold!

#Monsterdon

@srol apparently in this universe Colorado joined the Commonwealth #Monsterdon

the matriarch subplot collides with the unhappy marriage subplot, the shattered crown and the missing wife, the men left to fend for themselves, clueless, resorting only to violence having the twin pillars of tradition and knowledge eaten by the snowbeast #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🌨️ ❄️ 🦍 👣 ❄️😱

Also disappointing that snowbeast didn't get grannie, Gar body-checked her to the ground during the snowbeast-inspired melee

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

❄️ 👹 TRIVIA BEAST ❄️ 👹

Best scene not in movie:
The snow queen ceremony attack scene we saw there replaced another attack scene that was determined to be to too violent to be aired on television.

#Snowbeast

That's a awful sound for an ambulance
#monsterdon

@diazona "Best to just let ir finish" #wrongMovie #Monsterdon

THE SNOW FESTIVAL MUST GO ON

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

So the cover story is "Nothing to worry about, just a crazed grizzly. Continue your wintertime frolics as before!" #monsterdon

See, this is what you all get for not believing the....incredibly handsome white man in a position of authority....?

#monsterdon
#snowbeast

@funkula I'm pretty sure Colorado's state song was written by John Denver #monsterdon

ooohhh, that's why they were playing god save the queen lmao #monsterdon #snowbeast1977

@brooke What they probably need is something closer to an active shooter drill, and those just traumatize kids so maybe we should just ban snowbeasts?

#monsterdon

Your carnage, I mean carriage awaits. #monsterdon

"How we gonna write this one up?"

Eh, slipped in the shower while shaving. Get her outta here. #Monsterdon

RIP to the Winter Canival Queen, slain by Commercial Break #Monsterdon

You yeti be kidding me! #yetipuns #monsterdon

#Monsterdon
#Snowbeast1977

All right sheriff.
I'll lie to my wife, who already hates me.
I'm sure it'll be fine.

@annathepiper
Mimics their mating call

#Snowbeast ❄️ 👹#Monsterdon

maybe it had dreams of playing the sousaphone and wanted to join in. did anyone ask. no. shame on u all.

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Ut oh, dime store Phillis Diller is in trouble!

#monsterdon

there's still time to blow the monster, Mr Skier Dude #monsterdon

What a mess

#monsterdon

Always consider the party first
Forget the puny lives
#Monsterdon

Yeti is such a messy eater!

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

I'm just going to lean into some horrific trauma I guess

#monsterdon #SnowBeast

@brooke monster drills!

#monsterdon

She dies in the ambulance and becomes Juno!

#monsterdon

YESSSSSSSSSSSS
#Monsterdon

I could also consider this:

#Monsterdon

Rememebr, you don't have to be the fastest student, you just need to be faster than the slowest one #monsterdon

THE CROWWWN *grandma sobbing*

her priorities sure are something

#monsterdon

Who is snowbeast wearing to the prom?

#Monsterdon #snowbeast

Martha Raye, hip replacement wearer.

#monsterdon #Snowbeast1977

Did they....just invent the Mosh Pit???

#Monsterdon