I think the snowbeast is carrying a tuba and a piano on his back as he approaches

#monsterdon

So it didn't occur to EITHER of them to LEAVE the MURDER HUT? #Monsterdon

Less kissing, more snowbeasting!
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

im no expert but like gunshots, avalanches, isnt that a hazard

#monsterdon

Gar reaches out his hand.
“Honey, I think I found your hat.”
"Oh no, my hat's over here."
SNOWBEAST!

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Uh oh. ET no go home now
#Monsterdon

uh oh, did you two have sex in snowbeast's love shack? #monsterdon

Y'all, I am very distracted by how a guy built like Bo Svenson, with a _name_ like Bo Svenson, sounds like Roger Miller. 🤨

🎵 Ski resort swings like a pendulum-doo
Snowbeasts on the mountainside, two by two 🎵

#Monsterdon

@brooke

"i love you"

"did you say something?" #monsterdon #snowbeast1977

Tweak my nose for news.

#Monsterdon

Theyre burying them all in the Old Skiers Cemetery, next to the lift #monsterdon

EWWWWW. Less kissing more Snowbeast!

#monsterdon

whatever we're not looking for people we're looking for the monster! turn around! #monsterdon

I saw too many athletes become has beens. Project much?!

#monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

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This kiss brought to you by dead people.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon aww they're opening up to each other

those crazy kids are gonna work it out after all *sniff*

sorry, other dude

This stinky cold barn that still smells like a dead body is the perfect setting for a second honeymoon #Monsterdon

Wait did someone die i saw the red fade out

#monsterdon

#monsterdon oh dang people who ski can have depression? I had no idea

I'd be more afraid of the snow beast than of failing right now if I was him to be honest #Monsterdon

"my love"

baaaaarf #Monsterdon

we're never going to see the whole snowbeast at once are we? Or even just like 3/4 of it. Just an arm, or a footprint, a mask or a shadow.

#monsterdon #Snowbeast1977

Paramount logo

#Monsterdon #snowbeast

i didn't wanna be a has-been... so i quit what i was really good at and became a bum? i... #Monsterdon

Winter carnival orgies are fun and all until somebody gets mauled #monsterdon

The movie would have been so much improved if she had just spiked Gar as soon as he sulked into the murder barn

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

sh sh sh sh sh big guy, let it all out #monsterdon

THE MONSTER oh it's you THE MONSTER!!! #monsterdon

I don't know why she can't understand that he didn't feel like skiing after he won his medal. I never got back on the slopes after I took home the silver

#monsterdon
#snowbeast

My sister: "The one way to not be a has-been is to stop"

#Monsterdon

"I didn't want to be a has-been."

So, uh, how'd that work out for you?
#monsterdon

The winter carnival will continue for 50 years just like all marriages of the 1970s.

#Monsterdon

Meanwhile, in the Snowbeast movie ..

#Monsterdon

“…I coulda been somebody. I coulda been a contendah!”

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

IT IS YOUR FURRY FRIEND, GROVER! #monsterdon

Off topic: but speaking if skiing comebacks: apparently Lindsey Vonn places 14th yesterday?!!?

That's ridiculous and honestly i hope she does super well this season.

#Monsterdon

I feel better than I am not the only person overthinking this movie 😆 #Monsterdon ❄️ #Snowbeast1977 https://fedi.ikeran.org/notes/6768d170c13149314e5ab6ca

there he GOES #monsterdon

snowbeast been hanging meat in the attic of the old place?

#monsterdon #Snowbeast1977

#Monsterdon 🌨️ ❄️ 🦍 👣 ❄️😱

OMG Gar, we don't care at all. Srsly.

bro there is no way you can make me care about the marriage unless it involves one of them being the snowbeast #monsterdon

"I'm the dumbest motherfucker that ever was. I coulda won two more medals and I never even tried again. What a dumbass."

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

They want to rekindle their marriage? How about we just throw both of them into the fireplace???????

#monsterdon

Bitfoot takes hostages?
Oh wait no it was just the big norwegian man.
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

@apLundell@octodon.social It's more exciting that way!

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Make love to me, man-meat! #Monsterdon

„In skiing terms, »shred the gnar« means to ski aggressively and skillfully.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​"

So will Gar shred the gnar before the beast shreds Gar? #monsterdon

I love when interiors have lighting #monsterdon

so, this is my first #monsterdon : is this film about par for the course? or does it stand out along any particular axis? (or do I need to wait for the end before I ask)

They built a fire next to hay?!?

#monsterdon

jesus, it's been an HOUR already? I can hold out hope that the last 30 minutes of this is just wall-to-wall snow beast. But I will accept Tony getting killed as a consolation

#Monsterdon

Contrabass clarinet FTW

#Monsterdon

That's a big open fire to have RIGHT NEXT TO A PILE OF DRY HAY!! #MONSTERDON

So, they are going to renew their love in the place they found the mouled girl?
Nice move Gar.
#monsterdon

ah, so now they're going to rekindle their marriage. too bad. #Monsterdon

@nev oh good it's not just me (Frankenstein Place)

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🌨️ ❄️ 🦍 👣 ❄️😱

eeiiiuuuwwww

snowbeast could use some gas-x #monsterdon #snowbeast1977

Who doesn’t enjoy a little day for night skiing? #monsterdon

Damn, she's alive. The love triangle will continue :/ #Monsterdon

Snowbeast: "You're playing FLAT!!!!" #monsterdon

we looked with the helicopter but not in houses, okay? #monsterdon

@JoeWynne but…but… sleeping bag attack from Prophecy!

#Monsterdon #snowbeast

@Taweret Fairchild is a
.. thingy for white kid? #Monsterdon

Let's go hunt the giant beast at night, alone and unarmed.

#Monsterdon

Oh boo, it's just Gar #monsterdon

@OldRustBucket Is Colorado part of the British Empire then? #monsterdon

#monsterdon more like #monsterdong

all these mentions of the Old Fairchild Place have "Over By the Frankenstein Place" running through my head

#Monsterdon

@Taweret appears so. This movie should be called "Talk Therapy at the Resort :Snowbeast Sometimes"

#monsterdon

I've only been skiing a few times but I feel bad I obviously didn't wear enough mascara

#monsterdon
#snowbeast

Oh no, Snowbeast's brother Barnbeast! #monsterdon

Lucky.

She got to sleep through half the movie.

#monsterdon

it puts the snowsquatch on its skin

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

...Looks like I made the Sweet Mystery of Life joke a little early >_> #Monsterdon

Did I miss something? Why didn't she finish skiing back to the lodge? Why did you decide to take a nap in a barn?

#monsterdon #SnowBeast

Evidently they don’t know that any community event or dance is like catnip to a monster. #monsterdon

Skiing at night on a trail that isn't specifically illuminated to allow night skiing is basically a death sentence anyway #monsterdon

#monsterdon note to self: avoid east/west camera angles when trying to convince an audience a scene shot during the day is meant to be during the night

@JamesAkers Gar becomes an astronaut and crashes on a strange planet - The Planet of the Snowbeasts - and eventually discovers that it's Earth in the impossibly distant future of 2027!

[edit: math problems]

#monsterdon

....so I became a has-been #monsterdon

Happy reunion
#Monsterdon

Maybe Gar finds true love with the beast.

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

But I want to see how they go UP-hill
#monsterdon

@Taweret chillin in its sweet den

#monsterdon

Flashbacks..
"Over Rio Grande?"
#monsterdon

This expressionist film is employing the frozen mountain as a means for exploring deep emotions just like Der heilige Berg or Die weisse Hölle vom Piz Palü. I'm expecting Leni Riefenstahl to show up after the band concert.

#Monsterdon

Seriously, y’all, I think the SnowBeast may have rabies or something. There’s no other reason for it going into town after it’s eaten so much in two days #Monsterdon

Is this...Canada? #monsterdon

Just misheard Gar Seberg as Gar Seabird
#monsterdon

ah yes, the bright moon rays shining through the forest #monsterdon

#monsterdon I wish there was less skiing and more monstering

Attaching Chekhov's ski clamps

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

So when is the owner of the ski lodge going to sleep with the Olympian's wife? #Monsterdon

Man, one helluva glare they're getting off I'm gonna say THE MOON in the sky there? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon you know what this movie needs?

more cross-country skiing

skiing at night doesn't seem dangerous at all. good thing this guy is a professional #monsterdon

#Monsterdon
#Snowbeast1977

Grandma went down hard!