„In skiing terms, »shred the gnar« means to ski aggressively and skillfully.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​"

So will Gar shred the gnar before the beast shreds Gar? #monsterdon

Make love to me, man-meat! #Monsterdon

so, this is my first #monsterdon : is this film about par for the course? or does it stand out along any particular axis? (or do I need to wait for the end before I ask)

I love when interiors have lighting #monsterdon

They built a fire next to hay?!?

#monsterdon

jesus, it's been an HOUR already? I can hold out hope that the last 30 minutes of this is just wall-to-wall snow beast. But I will accept Tony getting killed as a consolation

#Monsterdon

Contrabass clarinet FTW

#Monsterdon

That's a big open fire to have RIGHT NEXT TO A PILE OF DRY HAY!! #MONSTERDON

So, they are going to renew their love in the place they found the mouled girl?
Nice move Gar.
#monsterdon

ah, so now they're going to rekindle their marriage. too bad. #Monsterdon

@nev oh good it's not just me (Frankenstein Place)

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🌨️ ❄️ 🦍 👣 ❄️😱

eeiiiuuuwwww

snowbeast could use some gas-x #monsterdon #snowbeast1977

Damn, she's alive. The love triangle will continue :/ #Monsterdon

Who doesn’t enjoy a little day for night skiing? #monsterdon

Snowbeast: "You're playing FLAT!!!!" #monsterdon

we looked with the helicopter but not in houses, okay? #monsterdon

@JoeWynne but…but… sleeping bag attack from Prophecy!

#Monsterdon #snowbeast

@Taweret Fairchild is a
.. thingy for white kid? #Monsterdon

Let's go hunt the giant beast at night, alone and unarmed.

#Monsterdon

Oh boo, it's just Gar #monsterdon

@OldRustBucket Is Colorado part of the British Empire then? #monsterdon

all these mentions of the Old Fairchild Place have "Over By the Frankenstein Place" running through my head

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon more like #monsterdong

@Taweret appears so. This movie should be called "Talk Therapy at the Resort :Snowbeast Sometimes"

#monsterdon

I've only been skiing a few times but I feel bad I obviously didn't wear enough mascara

#monsterdon
#snowbeast

Lucky.

She got to sleep through half the movie.

#monsterdon

Oh no, Snowbeast's brother Barnbeast! #monsterdon

it puts the snowsquatch on its skin

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

...Looks like I made the Sweet Mystery of Life joke a little early >_> #Monsterdon

Did I miss something? Why didn't she finish skiing back to the lodge? Why did you decide to take a nap in a barn?

#monsterdon #SnowBeast

Evidently they don’t know that any community event or dance is like catnip to a monster. #monsterdon

Skiing at night on a trail that isn't specifically illuminated to allow night skiing is basically a death sentence anyway #monsterdon

#monsterdon note to self: avoid east/west camera angles when trying to convince an audience a scene shot during the day is meant to be during the night

@JamesAkers Gar becomes an astronaut and crashes on a strange planet - The Planet of the Snowbeasts - and eventually discovers that it's Earth in the impossibly distant future of 2027!

[edit: math problems]

#monsterdon

....so I became a has-been #monsterdon

Happy reunion
#Monsterdon

@neia crapuscular more like #monsterdon

Maybe Gar finds true love with the beast.

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

But I want to see how they go UP-hill
#monsterdon

@Taweret chillin in its sweet den

#monsterdon

Flashbacks..
"Over Rio Grande?"
#monsterdon

This expressionist film is employing the frozen mountain as a means for exploring deep emotions just like Der heilige Berg or Die weisse Hölle vom Piz Palü. I'm expecting Leni Riefenstahl to show up after the band concert.

#Monsterdon

Seriously, y’all, I think the SnowBeast may have rabies or something. There’s no other reason for it going into town after it’s eaten so much in two days #Monsterdon

Is this...Canada? #monsterdon

Just misheard Gar Seberg as Gar Seabird
#monsterdon

ah yes, the bright moon rays shining through the forest #monsterdon

#monsterdon I wish there was less skiing and more monstering

Attaching Chekhov's ski clamps

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

So when is the owner of the ski lodge going to sleep with the Olympian's wife? #Monsterdon

Man, one helluva glare they're getting off I'm gonna say THE MOON in the sky there? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon you know what this movie needs?

more cross-country skiing

skiing at night doesn't seem dangerous at all. good thing this guy is a professional #monsterdon

#Monsterdon
#Snowbeast1977

Grandma went down hard!

Eat Gar, eat Gar, eat Gar!

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Yes! Mass panic!

#monsterdon

I think at this point it's debatable that the real bad guy here is their trail groomer. Everyone seems to be fine skiing till they tumble into deep snow on the slope and then, game over.

#monsterdon

chestnuts roasting on a snowsquatch pyre

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

it's called "falling with style" #monsterdon

Maybe the girl was killed by tumbling monoliths, did you consider that? #monsterdon

Oh he hasn't been on skis for HOW LONG? Oh Gar. The trauma.

#Snowbeast1977 #Monsterdon

Gar, in his element, reliving the winter of '68, looking for his wife who doesn't respect him...

#monsterdon
#snowbeast

Is the band’s Brittania music based on the jeans they’re all wearing? #Monsterdon

All that flashback AND ZERO PAYOFF WTAF?! #Monsterdon

@ranjit Snowbeasts 3

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🌨️ ❄️ 🦍 👣 ❄️😱

Come on, snowbeast - pls get Gar he'd really stick to your ribs

@moira This is pretty much a Bond movie after all

#Monsterdon

well now we've seen granny and the snowbeast in the same room together. so we can rule her out.
#Monsterdon

Now That's What I Call Day For Night! someone photoshop this please #Monsterdon

WAS GAR SEEN at the snow festival? i wasn't paying attention. i am still holding out for gar is the snowbeast driven mad with envy of his wife's attention #monsterdon

Roaring fire!!

#monsterdon

@diazona
Who cares?

@Taweret

#Snowbeast ❄️ 👹#Monsterdon

@diazona @JoeWynne @Taweret I think robot santa would indiscriminately kill everyone. #Monsterdon

they're not gonna talk about her marriage again are they?

#monsterdon

@hollie I still don't understand why Snow Queen fell on her butt (to be eaten by #Snowbeast1977) right outside the cop car FOR NO REASON.

I'm overthinking this, aren't I?

#Monsterdon ❄️

HAHAHA day for night snow goggles

#Monsterdon

Oh my god, he's having traumatic flashbacks. It IS the Airplane! romance. Next he's gonna develop a drinking problem. #Monsterdon

@Ayyyydrew his wife's name is Billy, yup. #Monsterdon #DadDoesntBotherReadingPunctuation

So Ellen's a character in the movie, but Gar explains her experience with bigfoot research. It's as if they're trying to minimize her line count.

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

@JoeWynne @Taweret Would Robot Santa be on the side of the snowbeast though, or would he just indiscriminately kill everyone

#Monsterdon

Gar at 1.3x?
#Monsterdon

Yeah, there's plenty of blue light filter to see by. It's almost like it's daylight

#monsterdon #SnowBeast

he totally has a ski gun doesn't he

it's a ski

that's also a gun

and he shoots snowsquatch with it

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

@Taweret@octodon.social Well, everyone else is doing it. I don't want to miss out!

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

why is newslady just asleep in the barn? did some plot evaporate? #monsterdon

We are one square away from a bingo! #Monsterdon #Snowbeast1977

Night skiing without a light. The balls on that guy. #monsterdon

Finally!!! Skis!!!
#Monsterdon

@Taweret The one from Futurama

#Snowbeast ❄️ 👹#Monsterdon

@SnoopJ fuckin lmao come on that's too good #monsterdon

Meanwhile, his wife: "OOOO SWEET MYSTERY OF LIFE AT LAST I'VE FOOOOOUND YOOOOOOU" #Monsterdon

@leece
Swamp gas, right?
#monsterdon

It's not too late to flip the script and turn this into a Scooby-Doo monster mask flick

#monsterdon #SnowBeast

Hey! Billy! Sick shirt #monsterdon

#Monsterdon ok long hair moustache dude is *definitely* there for the orgy

@nev
Yep...Families were watching and it was a different time

#Snowbeast ❄️ 👹#Monsterdon

I love when interiors have lighting

#monsterdon

I miss my wife, Billy
#monsterdon

"...something must have tweaked her nose for news.."

How many times did he stumble over that line at home, rehearsing it over and over, driving away his loved ones....

#monsterdon
#snowbeast