In the 70s, people thought skiing was cool. And tennis.

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#Snowbeast1977

These people need snowmobiles.

the bones falled over the wife's head
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Impromptu burial at slope.
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someone killed a prop bear

#monsterdon

Oh the tiny little black bear. It's not even 12 feet tall. It's not even grizzly.

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If I was snow beast I would be quite upset these snooty ski bums snogging in my fortress of solitude uninvited #Monsterdon

They've fallen into a classic recursive cabinhole-snowbeast loop. #monsterdon

“It was great, really great!”

You might be a poet, Gar #Monsterdon

oh, that's bearly a monster. #monsterdon

Who were they burying? 💀🪦 Does it even matter? #Monsterdon ❄️ #Snowbeast1977

A helicopter. That's where the budget went! #monsterdon

everybody's ready for a fuckin lynching over here #monsterdon #snowbeast1977

@springdiesel grrr. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast Turns out the barn was built on an old, Snowbeast burial ground.

come to Snowbeast Romance Lodge - we'll either revive your failing marriage or you'll be torn to bits by a sasquatch. Either way it's more exciting than your current life!

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ha, snowbeast is unperturbed by your pathetic "keep out" sign

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Still not seeing any evidence that the monster isn't a prop guy with a furry hand on a stick #Monsterdon

#monsterdon you're telling me that monster couldn't bust down a door made of repurposed pallets?

HELL YEAH! EVERYONE COME LOOK AT THE MONSTER! #monsterdon

Why is ski patrol armed? #monsterdon

@Zerofactorial Ya think that's bad? Stick around a few months & watch what we do to the Wicker Man

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The monster clearly posted "Keep out"

#Monsterdon

Total mood killer. #Monsterdon

Here comes the cavalry!

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Snowbeast is a stickler for his Keep Out sign.

#monsterdon

Damn it, Snowbeast, the sign clearly said KEEP OUT!

#monsterdon #snowbeast

Oh neat, torso in the rafters. #Monsterdon

“we can’t live in the nookie shed Gar” #Monsterdon

I count 3 different ski outfits for Gar but I might have missed one

#Monsterdon #snowbeast

If this had been a Harlequin Romance movie, Bo & Mrs. Bo's loving reunion would have resulted in ski suits flying off, and hay winding up in all sorts on awkward places.

But no. We got nothin'

#Monsterdon ❄️ #Snowbeast1977

heads up to pinball sorts on here, i think these scene with the pinball table is coming up

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hey some rami shakeycam! nice!

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

It's raining men ... literally!

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You go in that barn and do your thing beast or you ain't no beast.

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

❄️ 👹 TRIVIA BEAST ❄️ 👹

👀 Look for Bo Svenson, running out of a barn, to bump antlers hanging above a door with his "weapon". The antlers fall off and hit Yvette Mimieux on the head. She reacts as if it hurts. It has to.

#Snowbeast

His name is Gar.

And he is a fish.

#monsterdon

ok there seem like a number of y'all significantly desync'd - what is the runtime of the video you are watching right now #monsterdon

The subtitles "we pray for [inaudible] Smith..."

#Snowbeast1977 #Monsterdon

"I love you"
"Did you say something?"

What a power couple #monsterdon

@jonny and you know CIS hasn't finished their clean up yet

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Is this the murder barn or a different barn?
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these two sure are cozy around all this murder

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So the get back on your skis arc is done. #monsterdon

yes, snowbeast, eat them both. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🌨️ ❄️ 🦍 👣 ❄️😱

Wait did they just ... have an interlude ... in the barn while snowbeast is out there and could batter down the door any second?

Snowbeast is at least social
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[GROOOONK] "Did you say something?"

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

The extremely familiar song the band is playing is apparently titled “Fanfare and Soliloquy for Band” (?), which is nowhere near as familiar as the music.

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

@starkraving666 @brooke

I would say this is us, but it's usually more like:

[snoring]

"Did you say something?"
"No, I just farted."

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I think the snowbeast is carrying a tuba and a piano on his back as he approaches

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So it didn't occur to EITHER of them to LEAVE the MURDER HUT? #Monsterdon

Less kissing, more snowbeasting!
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

im no expert but like gunshots, avalanches, isnt that a hazard

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Gar reaches out his hand.
“Honey, I think I found your hat.”
"Oh no, my hat's over here."
SNOWBEAST!

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

LODGE'S CLOSED, EVERYONE GO HOME. #monsterdon

Uh oh. ET no go home now
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uh oh, did you two have sex in snowbeast's love shack? #monsterdon

Y'all, I am very distracted by how a guy built like Bo Svenson, with a _name_ like Bo Svenson, sounds like Roger Miller. 🤨

🎵 Ski resort swings like a pendulum-doo
Snowbeasts on the mountainside, two by two 🎵

#Monsterdon

@allanb Physics just going out the window here.... #monsterdon

@brooke

"i love you"

"did you say something?" #monsterdon #snowbeast1977

Tweak my nose for news.

#Monsterdon

Theyre burying them all in the Old Skiers Cemetery, next to the lift #monsterdon

EWWWWW. Less kissing more Snowbeast!

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whatever we're not looking for people we're looking for the monster! turn around! #monsterdon

I saw too many athletes become has beens. Project much?!

#monsterdon

This kiss brought to you by dead people.

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#Monsterdon aww they're opening up to each other

those crazy kids are gonna work it out after all *sniff*

sorry, other dude

This stinky cold barn that still smells like a dead body is the perfect setting for a second honeymoon #Monsterdon

Wait did someone die i saw the red fade out

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#monsterdon oh dang people who ski can have depression? I had no idea

I'd be more afraid of the snow beast than of failing right now if I was him to be honest #Monsterdon

"my love"

baaaaarf #Monsterdon

we're never going to see the whole snowbeast at once are we? Or even just like 3/4 of it. Just an arm, or a footprint, a mask or a shadow.

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Paramount logo

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i didn't wanna be a has-been... so i quit what i was really good at and became a bum? i... #Monsterdon

Winter carnival orgies are fun and all until somebody gets mauled #monsterdon

The movie would have been so much improved if she had just spiked Gar as soon as he sulked into the murder barn

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

sh sh sh sh sh big guy, let it all out #monsterdon

THE MONSTER oh it's you THE MONSTER!!! #monsterdon

"I didn't want to be a has-been!" But has Gar ever been in the first place?

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

I don't know why she can't understand that he didn't feel like skiing after he won his medal. I never got back on the slopes after I took home the silver

#monsterdon
#snowbeast

My sister: "The one way to not be a has-been is to stop"

#Monsterdon

"I didn't want to be a has-been."

So, uh, how'd that work out for you?
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The winter carnival will continue for 50 years just like all marriages of the 1970s.

#Monsterdon

Meanwhile, in the Snowbeast movie ..

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“…I coulda been somebody. I coulda been a contendah!”

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

IT IS YOUR FURRY FRIEND, GROVER! #monsterdon

Off topic: but speaking if skiing comebacks: apparently Lindsey Vonn places 14th yesterday?!!?

That's ridiculous and honestly i hope she does super well this season.

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I feel better than I am not the only person overthinking this movie 😆 #Monsterdon ❄️ #Snowbeast1977 https://fedi.ikeran.org/notes/6768d170c13149314e5ab6ca

there he GOES #monsterdon

snowbeast been hanging meat in the attic of the old place?

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#Monsterdon 🌨️ ❄️ 🦍 👣 ❄️😱

OMG Gar, we don't care at all. Srsly.

bro there is no way you can make me care about the marriage unless it involves one of them being the snowbeast #monsterdon

"I'm the dumbest motherfucker that ever was. I coulda won two more medals and I never even tried again. What a dumbass."

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

They want to rekindle their marriage? How about we just throw both of them into the fireplace???????

#monsterdon

Bitfoot takes hostages?
Oh wait no it was just the big norwegian man.
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

@apLundell@octodon.social It's more exciting that way!

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast