Shooting a random bear to fix a PR problem as one does #Monsterdon

NOOOOOOOO, they shot Snowbeast? #Monsterdon
EDIT: False alarm, just a black bear.

#Monsterdon

Gar want to be little spoon.

I like her knitted coat

Looks very contemporary

#monsterdon

"what is it i'm gonna warn the people against?"
jaws rip offs?
#Monsterdon

Wait, I thought the Carnival already happened? Are we still trying to Close the Beaches™? #Monsterdon

So they're literally doing the "cut it open" on the bear like in Jaws? #monsterdon

Ooo, anyone else see that BMW 2002 back there?

#monsterdon #Snowbeast1977

DEPLOY TACTICAL RV #monsterdon

Speaking as a has been it's really not that bad.

#Monsterdon

They shot the director in a bear costume!

#monsterdon

@JoeyBoughtACola Or a non-human non-animal

We're not picky

#Monsterdon

let's really...do... the monster
just the two of ya, destroy it

#monsterdon

Surprise: Gar is a Were-Snowbeast

#Monsterdon

This scene needs Mayor Larry dammit! #Monsterdon

See! See what your bear slander gets you!! #monsterdon

#monsterdon wait so they don't slap the coffin and send it straight down the mountain in a ski-lodge funeral? What even is the point then

@Zerofactorial or freezes body parts... or so I've heard... #Monsterdon

A whole middle school gym saw it!

#monsterdon

those telephone polls are shitting all over the scenic beauty

#monsterdon

Was she telling one or both of them to wake her up when they get home?
Awkward...

#Monsterdon

you wanna call off the carnival just because several people have died horribly? we're gonna have vendors selling hand painted mugs! we can't call that off now!

#monsterdon

@arrjay "road" being loosely defined

#Monsterdon

I wanna roof rake that building.

#monsterdon

"We already killed the yeti."
"But what about second yeti?"

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

@sean the ending we deserve

#monsterdon

And the dark-suited man is, what, an insurance agent? A shadowy govt agent? #Monsterdon

I saw myself as falling down. But once I got skiing it felt great. I never told you why I stopped skiing in ‘68. I saw too many has-beens. By not skiiing again I wouldn’t become a has been.

#Monsterdon #snowbeast

WE ARE DOING JAWS AGAIN! #monsterdon

The array of '70s facial hair, good god #Monsterdon

Ski patrol dudes apparently do porn in the off season. #Monsterdon

And now, let's send the casket down the slope so Buster can have one last run down the mountain!

#monsterdon

rabble rabble rabble #monsterdon

…the gunshots cause an avalanche, roll credits.

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

@douglasfur Make sure ghat wasn't internal damage from watching this masterpiece?! #Monsterdon

Oh! That was the Ski Patrol guy's body that fell from the loft, not some brightly colored luggage. It happened so fast I couldn't tell.

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

if there's not a dramatic fade to bright red when i die, i am going to be very disappointed in my final moments

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Oh nothing. Just a little snoozle in the hay.

The hay, you say?

#Monsterdon #snowbeast

#monsterdon oh to be a bigfoot in a Colorado ski resort

awh yeah let's dissect it #monsterdon

Damn dude. Only your co-workers and their boss showed up for your funeral?

#monsterdon #SnowBeast

@wohali that's the way i want to be sent off - slide my coffin down a black diamond slope

#monsterdon

who is this that's dead rn? like what even is the body count i don't know who anyone is except 5head, gar, matriarch, and reporter wife #Monsterdon

okay we agree that did not count as the monster being on screen, right? i think we are at about 30-40 sec or less and that's being very generous #monsterdon #snowbeast1977

What's the body count now? 3? #Monsterdon

"I blew my nose, now what do I do with this damn thing." #Monsterdon

Lame!!!
#Monsterdon

what do you mean calling off the winter carnival its DEAD its not HAPPENING are you AWAKE do you have EYEBALLS

#monsterdon

SKI FUNERAL #monsterdon

Anyone know who plays the snow beast? That is Academy Award worthy arm waving.

#monsterdon

Ellen rides with Tony.

Gar walks home.

Gar is okay with this.

#Monsterdon

a burial on the mountain?!?!?!

#monsterdon

Commercial Sign in five, four, three... #Monsterdon

@nev he should put a CAT FUD -> sign on the door

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon
#Snowbeast1977

These people need snowmobiles.

the bones falled over the wife's head
#monsterdon

Impromptu burial at slope.
#Monsterdon

someone killed a prop bear

#monsterdon

Oh the tiny little black bear. It's not even 12 feet tall. It's not even grizzly.

#monsterdon #Snowbeast1977

If I was snow beast I would be quite upset these snooty ski bums snogging in my fortress of solitude uninvited #Monsterdon

They've fallen into a classic recursive cabinhole-snowbeast loop. #monsterdon

“It was great, really great!”

You might be a poet, Gar #Monsterdon

oh, that's bearly a monster. #monsterdon

A helicopter. That's where the budget went! #monsterdon

everybody's ready for a fuckin lynching over here #monsterdon #snowbeast1977

@springdiesel grrr. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast Turns out the barn was built on an old, Snowbeast burial ground.

come to Snowbeast Romance Lodge - we'll either revive your failing marriage or you'll be torn to bits by a sasquatch. Either way it's more exciting than your current life!

#monsterdon

ha, snowbeast is unperturbed by your pathetic "keep out" sign

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Still not seeing any evidence that the monster isn't a prop guy with a furry hand on a stick #Monsterdon

#monsterdon you're telling me that monster couldn't bust down a door made of repurposed pallets?

HELL YEAH! EVERYONE COME LOOK AT THE MONSTER! #monsterdon

Why is ski patrol armed? #monsterdon

@Zerofactorial Ya think that's bad? Stick around a few months & watch what we do to the Wicker Man

#monsterdon

The monster clearly posted "Keep out"

#Monsterdon

Total mood killer. #Monsterdon

Here comes the cavalry!

#monsterdon

Snowbeast is a stickler for his Keep Out sign.

#monsterdon

Damn it, Snowbeast, the sign clearly said KEEP OUT!

#monsterdon #snowbeast

“we can’t live in the nookie shed Gar” #Monsterdon

Oh neat, torso in the rafters. #Monsterdon

I count 3 different ski outfits for Gar but I might have missed one

#Monsterdon #snowbeast

heads up to pinball sorts on here, i think these scene with the pinball table is coming up

#monsterdon

hey some rami shakeycam! nice!

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

It's raining men ... literally!

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

You go in that barn and do your thing beast or you ain't no beast.

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

❄️ 👹 TRIVIA BEAST ❄️ 👹

👀 Look for Bo Svenson, running out of a barn, to bump antlers hanging above a door with his "weapon". The antlers fall off and hit Yvette Mimieux on the head. She reacts as if it hurts. It has to.

#Snowbeast

His name is Gar.

And he is a fish.

#monsterdon

ok there seem like a number of y'all significantly desync'd - what is the runtime of the video you are watching right now #monsterdon

The subtitles "we pray for [inaudible] Smith..."

#Snowbeast1977 #Monsterdon

"I love you"
"Did you say something?"

What a power couple #monsterdon

@jonny and you know CIS hasn't finished their clean up yet

#monsterdon

these two sure are cozy around all this murder

#monsterdon

yes, snowbeast, eat them both. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🌨️ ❄️ 🦍 👣 ❄️😱

Wait did they just ... have an interlude ... in the barn while snowbeast is out there and could batter down the door any second?

Snowbeast is at least social
#monsterdon

[GROOOONK] "Did you say something?"

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

The extremely familiar song the band is playing is apparently titled “Fanfare and Soliloquy for Band” (?), which is nowhere near as familiar as the music.

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

@starkraving666 @brooke

I would say this is us, but it's usually more like:

[snoring]

"Did you say something?"
"No, I just farted."

#monsterdon #Snowbeast1977