oh my god it really was the skis?

#monsterdon

Even tiny woman knows that’s a lie about the bear #Monsterdon

no human being knocked down these skis!

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

And... Snowbeast is going to eat the camper.

#Monsterdon

The greatest threat to the natural habitat of Bigfeet... the pickup camper.
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

@douglasfur the symbolism of putting one of his ski poles between his legs. #monsterdon

Thats a shiny new camper on a really rusty truck.

#Monsterdon

Are we far removed now from #monsterdon's usual dry and dusty habitat

yo the mirror chevrons beat ass that looks awesome
#Monsterdon

yeti's mad we keep ruining nature with our gas-powered vehicles. #Monsterdon

"I said the Four of us, didn't I?"

Uh, No, you didn't. Tony delivered that line. #Monsterdon

suction cup ski rack wtf?

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

Snowbeast needs to learn some snarl discipline and STFU while he's stalking, I think he could live at least until the sequel

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

so which one of the group is gonna wake up in the middle of the night in the camper sleeping next to the beast? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon
#Snowbeast1977

The background actors are acting the shit out of that bear scene.

Snowbeast is thinking that's a great looking camper. Even better than the pictures he saw on Craigslist!

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🌨️ ❄️ 🦍 👣 ❄️😱

I'll bet their faces were super cold

@blue Sounds like a job with a lot of diplomacy involved "There is a considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists.”

#Monsterdon

@paco Oh that would be a massive upward spike in production value

#Monsterdon

Snowbeast: "They keep coming back! Why should I not eat them?"

#Monsterdon

...did they seriously only pull the skis off? monster hates skis. #monsterdon

camper why i hardly

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

plaid and i are dying over here bc we are riffing verbally and then the same joke comes up on the feed lmfaoooo #monsterdon #snowbeast1977

The one thing I'm really getting out of this movie, is the desire to live where I can ride a snowmobile again.

#monsterdon

@Taweret the carnival-based economy of the 1970’s widely regarded as a Cold War misstep #Monsterdon

Wait, that snowbeast hand looked exactly like the yeti hands in To Catch A Yeti. WHERE'S MEATLOAF?

#monsterdon #Snowbeast1977

MY SKIS! #monsterdon

Oh poor sad little ski lifts.

#Monsterdon #snowbeast

when you are editing a movie that doesn't have a lot happening in it you end up keeping in the 10 minutes of snowmobiling #Monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 If only....

#Monsterdon

the sheriff reminds me of the planet of the bass guy

#monsterdon

In the Mel Brooks version they send the camera crew ahead to get snowmobile action shots and the camera crew are promptly eaten by the Snowbeast.

#Monsterdon

I wonder what movie's B-roll Snowbeast was cobbled together from... 🤔
#Monsterdon

Disembodied Yeti arm rips ski rack off the camper. Just..why? #Monsterdon

Kool! Special ski rack on the back of that pickup truck camper attachment.

#monsterdon

apparently, you get a rifle on your back XOR a girl…
#monsterdon

Holy shit. He really is Wolverine! Look at that camper. #Monsterdon

@nev Well Chekov's banner at the start of the movie did promise an orgy.
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

this monster hungers...for aluminum and fiberglass #monsterdon

I've been up a ladder but I've been watching!

...that's probably a bad combination 🤔

#Monsterdon

That is seriously overdone Foley for the walking in snow.
#monsterdon #snowbeast

Is it just me or does Gar look like Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys, but taller. #Monsterdon

She was so emotionally connected to that crown #Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Look Sheriff Treat Williams and melted Crispen Glover, you have to shut this town down!…

#Monsterdon #snowbeast

#monsterdon Some days you shoot the bar, some days the bar shoots you.

Snowbeast says fuck campers #monsterdon

Great Scott!

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

I'm going to go on a hunch and say that a pickup truck camper van isn't the best thing to hunt Bigfoot in

#monsterdon #SnowBeast

@CactuarJoe poor yeti, he just wanted some friends. #Monsterdon

What sort of music *is* this anyways?

Vivaldi's Concerto for Traffic in D?

#monsterdon

@yatsu Wife-Gar and then Sheriff-Tony

And the yeti dances alone #Monsterdon

ooooh! tinned people! #monsterdon

It was coming right for me! #Monsterdon

I think that bear came up from Louisiana

#Monsterdon

i almost thought they were replacing tony in the threesome but no he showed up to join don't worry

#monsterdon

The Shining would have been better if it had a Snowbeast.
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

#monsterdon Tony did his hair first

man the grandson having lord farquaad hair just keeps fucking me up i can't look at him #Monsterdon

There are 20 minutes left in the movie.
#Monsterdon

"I figured if I quit skiing, I'd stay on top." You idiot

#Monsterdon

When I was job searching a few years ago, I came across a national park listing for a "bear conflict manager." Apparently wasn't a job in 1977 #monsterdon

@SordidAmok The #Monsterdon crowd can fix that....

manbearpig

#monsterdon #snowbeast

@Louisa Yes! #Monsterdon

"A leftover from the last ice age"

C'mon lady, you're in a B-movie monster flick. It was obviously radiation from the atomic bomb testing nearby. Haven't seen any of these movies?

#Monsterdon

🎵 Juuuust the two of us... We can kill it if we tryyyyy! Just the two of us...you and I 🎵

#monsterdon

YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND IIIIIIiiiii

#monsterdon #Snowbeast1977

okay, so is the final throuple wife-Gar-tony or is it wife-gar-sherrif? #Monsterdon

"And my skis!"

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

Caravan... HooOOoOoOOo~ #Monsterdon

@otheorange_tag Maybe if they had crocks to keep the lube warm... #monsterdon

"I'm doing my part!"

#Monsterdon

@jonny pastel ski gloves

#monsterdon

Is anyone else behind because Tubi is showing them Kinney Drugs commercials with dancing muppets?

#Monsterdon

ManBeastPig? Or something like that

#Monsterdon

Just the five of us.

#Monsterdon

Wow, Snow Patrol, your honor guard burial ceremony is kinda weak

No wonder Space Force is eating your lunch when it comes to recruiting for your football team

#monsterdon

CLOSE THE BEA-oh screw it #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🌨️ ❄️ 🦍 👣 ❄️😱

The Sheriff has 'r' insertion "Wa(r)shington"!

But also why would the Army Corps of Engineers be relevant experts on snowbeasts?

Get the license plate out of that bear!

#Monsterdon #snowbeast

seems like snowbeast mainly hangs around the old Fairchild place so it seems like we could just stop going there and that would solve a lot of the problem

#monsterdon

A baear #Monsterdon

Oh man, the rifle posse is off!
#Monsterdon

My sister: "I don't think he is very good at answering yes or no questions"

true dat

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast Damn. That snow is LOUD! CRUNCH-CRUNCH-CRUNCH! Geez!

We're gonna need a bigger snowmobile.
#monsterdon

"...what is it I'll warn the people against?”
“Snowbeast, obviously. It's right there in the title.”

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

@strangefour missed opportunity to push that coffin down the mountain, ski coffin #Monsterdon

"something left over from the last ice age" should be on future Monsterdon Bingo cards :)

#monsterdon
#snowbeast

Better yet, Blacula #monsterdon #representation

"You and what Howard Johnson?"

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

@socketwench they can claim they thought it was a bear! genius! #Monsterdon

@arrjay That bear died in the name of PR.

-until tomorrow

#monsterdon

And the Sheriff turns into the Mayor from Jaws.

#monsterdon

man I do not like the sheriff but I want to steal his look #monsterdon

what does Gar expect to find in the bear!?!??!?!?!?!? #monsterdon

Oh no Boo-boo! They done got you, but I'll have my revenge on those picinic baskets ol` buddy!
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Now for the avalanche triggered by the gunshots.

#monsterdon