@Louisa Yes! #Monsterdon
"A leftover from the last ice age"
C'mon lady, you're in a B-movie monster flick. It was obviously radiation from the atomic bomb testing nearby. Haven't seen any of these movies?
π΅ Juuuust the two of us... We can kill it if we tryyyyy! Just the two of us...you and I π΅
YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND IIIIIIiiiii
okay, so is the final throuple wife-Gar-tony or is it wife-gar-sherrif? #Monsterdon
"And my skis!"
Caravan... HooOOoOoOOo~ #Monsterdon
This is not a good movie, but the fashion has been incredible #monsterdon
I do respect the sheriff being concerned about over-eager people shooting each-other.
@otheorange_tag Maybe if they had crocks to keep the lube warm... #monsterdon
"I'm doing my part!"
@jonny pastel ski gloves
Is anyone else behind because Tubi is showing them Kinney Drugs commercials with dancing muppets?
ManBeastPig? Or something like that
Just the five of us.
Wow, Snow Patrol, your honor guard burial ceremony is kinda weak
No wonder Space Force is eating your lunch when it comes to recruiting for your football team
CLOSE THE BEA-oh screw it #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon π¨οΈ βοΈ π¦ π£ βοΈπ±
The Sheriff has 'r' insertion "Wa(r)shington"!
But also why would the Army Corps of Engineers be relevant experts on snowbeasts?
Get the license plate out of that bear!
seems like snowbeast mainly hangs around the old Fairchild place so it seems like we could just stop going there and that would solve a lot of the problem
A baear #Monsterdon
Oh man, the rifle posse is off!
#Monsterdon
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast Damn. That snow is LOUD! CRUNCH-CRUNCH-CRUNCH! Geez!
We're gonna need a bigger snowmobile.
#monsterdon
"...what is it I'll warn the people against?β
βSnowbeast, obviously. It's right there in the title.β
@strangefour missed opportunity to push that coffin down the mountain, ski coffin #Monsterdon
"something left over from the last ice age" should be on future Monsterdon Bingo cards :)
Better yet, Blacula #monsterdon #representation
"You and what Howard Johnson?"
This movie isn't even in Bo Svenson's filmography on Wiki. Let that sink in. Bo Svenson did not contact Wiki and say "Hey! What about Snowbeast?"
@socketwench they can claim they thought it was a bear! genius! #Monsterdon
And the Sheriff turns into the Mayor from Jaws.
man I do not like the sheriff but I want to steal his look #monsterdon
what does Gar expect to find in the bear!?!??!?!?!?!? #monsterdon
Oh no Boo-boo! They done got you, but I'll have my revenge on those picinic baskets ol` buddy!
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast
Now for the avalanche triggered by the gunshots.
Shooting a random bear to fix a PR problem as one does #Monsterdon
NOOOOOOOO, they shot Snowbeast? #Monsterdon
EDIT: False alarm, just a black bear.
Gar want to be little spoon.
Wait, I thought the Carnival already happened? Are we still trying to Close the Beachesβ’? #Monsterdon
So they're literally doing the "cut it open" on the bear like in Jaws? #monsterdon
"what is it i'm gonna warn the people against?"
jaws rip offs?
#Monsterdon
Ooo, anyone else see that BMW 2002 back there?
DEPLOY TACTICAL RV #monsterdon
Speaking as a has been it's really not that bad.
They shot the director in a bear costume!
let's really...do... the monster
just the two of ya, destroy it
Surprise: Gar is a Were-Snowbeast
This scene needs Mayor Larry dammit! #Monsterdon
See! See what your bear slander gets you!! #monsterdon
#monsterdon wait so they don't slap the coffin and send it straight down the mountain in a ski-lodge funeral? What even is the point then
@Zerofactorial or freezes body parts... or so I've heard... #Monsterdon
A whole middle school gym saw it!
those telephone polls are shitting all over the scenic beauty
Was she telling one or both of them to wake her up when they get home?
Awkward...
That funerary gun salute should be aimed at the snow beast.
you wanna call off the carnival just because several people have died horribly? we're gonna have vendors selling hand painted mugs! we can't call that off now!
Classic burial at snow. Six gun salute then they kick the sleigh coffin down the mountain. #monsterdon
@arrjay "road" being loosely defined
I wanna roof rake that building.
"We already killed the yeti."
"But what about second yeti?"
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast
Bearly missed the real killer
@sean the ending we deserve
that's why grandma is really sad... they had to cancel the 50th anniversary orgy :(
And the dark-suited man is, what, an insurance agent? A shadowy govt agent? #Monsterdon
I saw myself as falling down. But once I got skiing it felt great. I never told you why I stopped skiing in β68. I saw too many has-beens. By not skiiing again I wouldnβt become a has been.
#monsterdon "We got it! The sheriff himself shot it right between the eyes!"
o god did they kill the hero of this film off camera
_edit_: OH COME ON it's just a poor little black bear, those poor things are just big ol' overgrown raccoons
WE ARE DOING JAWS AGAIN! #monsterdon
The array of '70s facial hair, good god #Monsterdon
Ski patrol dudes apparently do porn in the off season. #Monsterdon
And now, let's send the casket down the slope so Buster can have one last run down the mountain!
rabble rabble rabble #monsterdon
β¦the gunshots cause an avalanche, roll credits.
@douglasfur Make sure ghat wasn't internal damage from watching this masterpiece?! #Monsterdon
Oh! That was the Ski Patrol guy's body that fell from the loft, not some brightly colored luggage. It happened so fast I couldn't tell.
if there's not a dramatic fade to bright red when i die, i am going to be very disappointed in my final moments
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast
#monsterdon oh to be a bigfoot in a Colorado ski resort
awh yeah let's dissect it #monsterdon
Damn dude. Only your co-workers and their boss showed up for your funeral?
@wohali that's the way i want to be sent off - slide my coffin down a black diamond slope
who is this that's dead rn? like what even is the body count i don't know who anyone is except 5head, gar, matriarch, and reporter wife #Monsterdon
okay we agree that did not count as the monster being on screen, right? i think we are at about 30-40 sec or less and that's being very generous #monsterdon #snowbeast1977
What's the body count now? 3? #Monsterdon
"I blew my nose, now what do I do with this damn thing." #Monsterdon
Lame!!!
#Monsterdon
what do you mean calling off the winter carnival its DEAD its not HAPPENING are you AWAKE do you have EYEBALLS
SKI FUNERAL #monsterdon
Anyone know who plays the snow beast? That is Academy Award worthy arm waving.
a burial on the mountain?!?!?!
Commercial Sign in five, four, three... #Monsterdon
@nev he should put a CAT FUD -> sign on the door