oh my god it really was the skis?
Even tiny woman knows thatβs a lie about the bear #Monsterdon
no human being knocked down these skis!
And... Snowbeast is going to eat the camper.
The greatest threat to the natural habitat of Bigfeet... the pickup camper.
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast
@douglasfur the symbolism of putting one of his ski poles between his legs. #monsterdon
Thats a shiny new camper on a really rusty truck.
Are we far removed now from #monsterdon's usual dry and dusty habitat
yo the mirror chevrons beat ass that looks awesome
#Monsterdon
yeti's mad we keep ruining nature with our gas-powered vehicles. #Monsterdon
"I said the Four of us, didn't I?"
Uh, No, you didn't. Tony delivered that line. #Monsterdon
suction cup ski rack wtf?
Snowbeast needs to learn some snarl discipline and STFU while he's stalking, I think he could live at least until the sequel
so which one of the group is gonna wake up in the middle of the night in the camper sleeping next to the beast? #monsterdon
The background actors are acting the shit out of that bear scene.
Snowbeast is thinking that's a great looking camper. Even better than the pictures he saw on Craigslist!
#Monsterdon π¨οΈ βοΈ π¦ π£ βοΈπ±
I'll bet their faces were super cold
@blue Sounds like a job with a lot of diplomacy involved "There is a considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists.β
@paco Oh that would be a massive upward spike in production value
Snowbeast: "They keep coming back! Why should I not eat them?"
...did they seriously only pull the skis off? monster hates skis. #monsterdon
camper why i hardly
plaid and i are dying over here bc we are riffing verbally and then the same joke comes up on the feed lmfaoooo #monsterdon #snowbeast1977
The one thing I'm really getting out of this movie, is the desire to live where I can ride a snowmobile again.
@Taweret the carnival-based economy of the 1970βs widely regarded as a Cold War misstep #Monsterdon
Wait, that snowbeast hand looked exactly like the yeti hands in To Catch A Yeti. WHERE'S MEATLOAF?
MY SKIS! #monsterdon
Oh poor sad little ski lifts.
when you are editing a movie that doesn't have a lot happening in it you end up keeping in the 10 minutes of snowmobiling #Monsterdon
@plaidtron3000 If only....
the sheriff reminds me of the planet of the bass guy
In the Mel Brooks version they send the camera crew ahead to get snowmobile action shots and the camera crew are promptly eaten by the Snowbeast.
I wonder what movie's B-roll Snowbeast was cobbled together from... π€
#Monsterdon
Disembodied Yeti arm rips ski rack off the camper. Just..why? #Monsterdon
Kool! Special ski rack on the back of that pickup truck camper attachment.
apparently, you get a rifle on your back XOR a girlβ¦
#monsterdon
Holy shit. He really is Wolverine! Look at that camper. #Monsterdon
@nev Well Chekov's banner at the start of the movie did promise an orgy.
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast
this monster hungers...for aluminum and fiberglass #monsterdon
That is seriously overdone Foley for the walking in snow.
#monsterdon #snowbeast
Is it just me or does Gar look like Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys, but taller. #Monsterdon
She was so emotionally connected to that crown #Monsterdon #Snowbeast
Look Sheriff Treat Williams and melted Crispen Glover, you have to shut this town down!β¦
#monsterdon Some days you shoot the bar, some days the bar shoots you.
Snowbeast says fuck campers #monsterdon
Great Scott!
I'm going to go on a hunch and say that a pickup truck camper van isn't the best thing to hunt Bigfoot in
@CactuarJoe poor yeti, he just wanted some friends. #Monsterdon
@yatsu Wife-Gar and then Sheriff-Tony
And the yeti dances alone #Monsterdon
ooooh! tinned people! #monsterdon
It was coming right for me! #Monsterdon
I think that bear came up from Louisiana
i almost thought they were replacing tony in the threesome but no he showed up to join don't worry
The Shining would have been better if it had a Snowbeast.
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast
#monsterdon Tony did his hair first
man the grandson having lord farquaad hair just keeps fucking me up i can't look at him #Monsterdon
There are 20 minutes left in the movie.
#Monsterdon
"I figured if I quit skiing, I'd stay on top." You idiot
When I was job searching a few years ago, I came across a national park listing for a "bear conflict manager." Apparently wasn't a job in 1977 #monsterdon
@SordidAmok The #Monsterdon crowd can fix that....
manbearpig
@Louisa Yes! #Monsterdon
"A leftover from the last ice age"
C'mon lady, you're in a B-movie monster flick. It was obviously radiation from the atomic bomb testing nearby. Haven't seen any of these movies?
π΅ Juuuust the two of us... We can kill it if we tryyyyy! Just the two of us...you and I π΅
YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND IIIIIIiiiii
okay, so is the final throuple wife-Gar-tony or is it wife-gar-sherrif? #Monsterdon
"And my skis!"
Caravan... HooOOoOoOOo~ #Monsterdon
@otheorange_tag Maybe if they had crocks to keep the lube warm... #monsterdon
"I'm doing my part!"
@jonny pastel ski gloves
Is anyone else behind because Tubi is showing them Kinney Drugs commercials with dancing muppets?
ManBeastPig? Or something like that
Just the five of us.
Wow, Snow Patrol, your honor guard burial ceremony is kinda weak
No wonder Space Force is eating your lunch when it comes to recruiting for your football team
CLOSE THE BEA-oh screw it #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon π¨οΈ βοΈ π¦ π£ βοΈπ±
The Sheriff has 'r' insertion "Wa(r)shington"!
But also why would the Army Corps of Engineers be relevant experts on snowbeasts?
Get the license plate out of that bear!
seems like snowbeast mainly hangs around the old Fairchild place so it seems like we could just stop going there and that would solve a lot of the problem
A baear #Monsterdon
Oh man, the rifle posse is off!
#Monsterdon
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast Damn. That snow is LOUD! CRUNCH-CRUNCH-CRUNCH! Geez!
We're gonna need a bigger snowmobile.
#monsterdon
"...what is it I'll warn the people against?β
βSnowbeast, obviously. It's right there in the title.β
@strangefour missed opportunity to push that coffin down the mountain, ski coffin #Monsterdon
"something left over from the last ice age" should be on future Monsterdon Bingo cards :)
Better yet, Blacula #monsterdon #representation
"You and what Howard Johnson?"
@socketwench they can claim they thought it was a bear! genius! #Monsterdon
And the Sheriff turns into the Mayor from Jaws.
man I do not like the sheriff but I want to steal his look #monsterdon
what does Gar expect to find in the bear!?!??!?!?!?!? #monsterdon
Oh no Boo-boo! They done got you, but I'll have my revenge on those picinic baskets ol` buddy!
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast
Now for the avalanche triggered by the gunshots.