@Louisa Yes! #Monsterdon

"A leftover from the last ice age"

C'mon lady, you're in a B-movie monster flick. It was obviously radiation from the atomic bomb testing nearby. Haven't seen any of these movies?

#Monsterdon

🎵 Juuuust the two of us... We can kill it if we tryyyyy! Just the two of us...you and I 🎵

#monsterdon

YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND IIIIIIiiiii

#monsterdon #Snowbeast1977

okay, so is the final throuple wife-Gar-tony or is it wife-gar-sherrif? #Monsterdon

"And my skis!"

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

Caravan... HooOOoOoOOo~ #Monsterdon

This is not a good movie, but the fashion has been incredible #monsterdon

I do respect the sheriff being concerned about over-eager people shooting each-other.

#monsterdon #snowbeast

@otheorange_tag Maybe if they had crocks to keep the lube warm... #monsterdon

"I'm doing my part!"

#Monsterdon

@jonny pastel ski gloves

#monsterdon

Is anyone else behind because Tubi is showing them Kinney Drugs commercials with dancing muppets?

#Monsterdon

ManBeastPig? Or something like that

#Monsterdon

Just the five of us.

#Monsterdon

Wow, Snow Patrol, your honor guard burial ceremony is kinda weak

No wonder Space Force is eating your lunch when it comes to recruiting for your football team

#monsterdon

CLOSE THE BEA-oh screw it #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🌨️ ❄️ 🦍 👣 ❄️😱

The Sheriff has 'r' insertion "Wa(r)shington"!

But also why would the Army Corps of Engineers be relevant experts on snowbeasts?

Get the license plate out of that bear!

#Monsterdon #snowbeast

seems like snowbeast mainly hangs around the old Fairchild place so it seems like we could just stop going there and that would solve a lot of the problem

#monsterdon

A baear #Monsterdon

Oh man, the rifle posse is off!
#Monsterdon

My sister: "I don't think he is very good at answering yes or no questions"

true dat

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast Damn. That snow is LOUD! CRUNCH-CRUNCH-CRUNCH! Geez!

We're gonna need a bigger snowmobile.
#monsterdon

"...what is it I'll warn the people against?”
“Snowbeast, obviously. It's right there in the title.”

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

@strangefour missed opportunity to push that coffin down the mountain, ski coffin #Monsterdon

"something left over from the last ice age" should be on future Monsterdon Bingo cards :)

#monsterdon
#snowbeast

Better yet, Blacula #monsterdon #representation

"You and what Howard Johnson?"

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

This movie isn't even in Bo Svenson's filmography on Wiki. Let that sink in. Bo Svenson did not contact Wiki and say "Hey! What about Snowbeast?"

#monsterdon

@arrjay That bear died in the name of PR.

-until tomorrow

#monsterdon

@socketwench they can claim they thought it was a bear! genius! #Monsterdon

And the Sheriff turns into the Mayor from Jaws.

#monsterdon

man I do not like the sheriff but I want to steal his look #monsterdon

what does Gar expect to find in the bear!?!??!?!?!?!? #monsterdon

Oh no Boo-boo! They done got you, but I'll have my revenge on those picinic baskets ol` buddy!
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Now for the avalanche triggered by the gunshots.

#monsterdon

Shooting a random bear to fix a PR problem as one does #Monsterdon

NOOOOOOOO, they shot Snowbeast? #Monsterdon
EDIT: False alarm, just a black bear.

#Monsterdon

Gar want to be little spoon.

I like her knitted coat

Looks very contemporary

#monsterdon

Wait, I thought the Carnival already happened? Are we still trying to Close the Beaches™? #Monsterdon

So they're literally doing the "cut it open" on the bear like in Jaws? #monsterdon

"what is it i'm gonna warn the people against?"
jaws rip offs?
#Monsterdon

Ooo, anyone else see that BMW 2002 back there?

#monsterdon #Snowbeast1977

DEPLOY TACTICAL RV #monsterdon

Speaking as a has been it's really not that bad.

#Monsterdon

They shot the director in a bear costume!

#monsterdon

@JoeyBoughtACola Or a non-human non-animal

We're not picky

#Monsterdon

let's really...do... the monster
just the two of ya, destroy it

#monsterdon

Surprise: Gar is a Were-Snowbeast

#Monsterdon

This scene needs Mayor Larry dammit! #Monsterdon

See! See what your bear slander gets you!! #monsterdon

#monsterdon wait so they don't slap the coffin and send it straight down the mountain in a ski-lodge funeral? What even is the point then

@Zerofactorial or freezes body parts... or so I've heard... #Monsterdon

A whole middle school gym saw it!

#monsterdon

those telephone polls are shitting all over the scenic beauty

#monsterdon

Was she telling one or both of them to wake her up when they get home?
Awkward...

#Monsterdon

That funerary gun salute should be aimed at the snow beast.

#monsterdon

you wanna call off the carnival just because several people have died horribly? we're gonna have vendors selling hand painted mugs! we can't call that off now!

#monsterdon

Classic burial at snow. Six gun salute then they kick the sleigh coffin down the mountain. #monsterdon

@arrjay "road" being loosely defined

#Monsterdon

I wanna roof rake that building.

#monsterdon

"We already killed the yeti."
"But what about second yeti?"

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Bearly missed the real killer

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

@sean the ending we deserve

#monsterdon

that's why grandma is really sad... they had to cancel the 50th anniversary orgy :(

#monsterdon

And the dark-suited man is, what, an insurance agent? A shadowy govt agent? #Monsterdon

I saw myself as falling down. But once I got skiing it felt great. I never told you why I stopped skiing in ‘68. I saw too many has-beens. By not skiiing again I wouldn’t become a has been.

#Monsterdon #snowbeast

#monsterdon "We got it! The sheriff himself shot it right between the eyes!"

o god did they kill the hero of this film off camera

_edit_: OH COME ON it's just a poor little black bear, those poor things are just big ol' overgrown raccoons

WE ARE DOING JAWS AGAIN! #monsterdon

The array of '70s facial hair, good god #Monsterdon

Ski patrol dudes apparently do porn in the off season. #Monsterdon

And now, let's send the casket down the slope so Buster can have one last run down the mountain!

#monsterdon

rabble rabble rabble #monsterdon

…the gunshots cause an avalanche, roll credits.

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

@douglasfur Make sure ghat wasn't internal damage from watching this masterpiece?! #Monsterdon

Oh! That was the Ski Patrol guy's body that fell from the loft, not some brightly colored luggage. It happened so fast I couldn't tell.

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

if there's not a dramatic fade to bright red when i die, i am going to be very disappointed in my final moments

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Oh nothing. Just a little snoozle in the hay.

The hay, you say?

#Monsterdon #snowbeast

#monsterdon oh to be a bigfoot in a Colorado ski resort

awh yeah let's dissect it #monsterdon

Damn dude. Only your co-workers and their boss showed up for your funeral?

#monsterdon #SnowBeast

@wohali that's the way i want to be sent off - slide my coffin down a black diamond slope

#monsterdon

who is this that's dead rn? like what even is the body count i don't know who anyone is except 5head, gar, matriarch, and reporter wife #Monsterdon

okay we agree that did not count as the monster being on screen, right? i think we are at about 30-40 sec or less and that's being very generous #monsterdon #snowbeast1977

What's the body count now? 3? #Monsterdon

"I blew my nose, now what do I do with this damn thing." #Monsterdon

Lame!!!
#Monsterdon

what do you mean calling off the winter carnival its DEAD its not HAPPENING are you AWAKE do you have EYEBALLS

#monsterdon

SKI FUNERAL #monsterdon

Anyone know who plays the snow beast? That is Academy Award worthy arm waving.

#monsterdon

Ellen rides with Tony.

Gar walks home.

Gar is okay with this.

#Monsterdon

a burial on the mountain?!?!?!

#monsterdon

Commercial Sign in five, four, three... #Monsterdon

@nev he should put a CAT FUD -> sign on the door

#monsterdon