it is nice that this camper comes equipped with Endless Checkers as a standard feature

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

The simplest answer to this love triangle is a little word called thruple #Monsterdon

Okay, so our quest polycule parks their uhaul camper and then zooms around on snowmobiles looking for the monster, giving the audience time to scroll the #monsterdon hash tag. The #snowbeast has decided to instead attack their uhaul camper itself and pulls its skies off, I guess looking for snacks and then giving up, which is kind of its problem.

We have a strategy session and decide to keep a watch around the camper waiting for it to come back and bother them.

okay, who's got a gif of that octaman clip

#Monsterdon

"why did you decide against me"
coz gar is like 7 feet tall and an actual snowbeast, dude, you didn't stand a chance.
#Monsterdon

@JoeyBoughtACola
Tim Washington, dude knows what's up.
#Monsterdon

Snowbeast has Ewok traps!

#monsterdon

@JoeyBoughtACola
He did! Mike Washington, the guy who runs the hardware store!
#monsterdon

Snow beast is a former guest at the resort who was massively overcharged 20 years ago. He's been living in the woods and plotting his revenge ever since.

Grawwarr: fuck them and their skis!
#monsterdon

Four people in a pickup camper? If that's not an orgy, someone's sleeping outside.

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Sheriff just volunteered you all as bait

#monsterdon #SnowBeast

Well, there's a sign in the camper for Newport cigarettes. Might be as close as we get to smoking in this film.

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

the only two endings I will accept:

octaman leaps out of the camper and battles the snowbeast

or

snowbeast turns out to be old man fairchild trying to scare people off so he could buy the ski lodge

#monsterdon

snowbeast is about that anti-ski aktion

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

@SordidAmok buried at snow? i hope at the end of the ceremony they shove the coffin down the slope #monsterdon

Dude! Friends kiss?!?!?
How come no one told me
#Monsterdon

"You two go first, I'll make dinner."

We ALMOST had a weirdly not-sexist moment in a #Monsterdon film. Almost :/

...was the snowbeast driving the camper?

#Monsterdon

MONSTER. NEEDS. COFFEE. #monsterdon

"With this camper I won on the Price is Right, I can bring suburbian housewifery to the mountains!"

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

#Monsterdon

"I talked to Washington this morning."

I call bullshit.

@rdm @sealawyer omg yes seriously

#Monsterdon

*Steve Martin from 'The Jerk' voice* "He hates skis! Get away from the skis!" #monsterdon

@Ayyyydrew oh, we all wake up next to the beast! #iMbeingAskedToLeave #Monsterdon

This action implies a fair amount of inteilligence on the part of the snowbeast, tool use, recognizing enemies #monsterdon

Need Bobo from Finding Bigfoot to do some squatch calls https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eeW_R5-IjM #Monsterdon

tony's gonna be dinner, that's why they brought him

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

#Monsterdon 🌨️ ❄️ 🦍 👣 ❄️😱

Snowbeast's humanoid hand was way more separate from his fuzzy fuzzy sleeve in that shot

"We're gonna need a bigger camper."
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

It's pretty clear snowbeast arms just hates skis and skiers

#monsterdon #SnowBeast

He's wearing the inverse of the Bride outfit in Kill Bill.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast Jesse, it's time to microwave!

Great. Now the Snowbeast has skis.

#Monsterdon

oh my god it really was the skis?

#monsterdon

Even tiny woman knows that’s a lie about the bear #Monsterdon

no human being knocked down these skis!

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

And... Snowbeast is going to eat the camper.

#Monsterdon

The greatest threat to the natural habitat of Bigfeet... the pickup camper.
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

@douglasfur the symbolism of putting one of his ski poles between his legs. #monsterdon

Thats a shiny new camper on a really rusty truck.

#Monsterdon

Are we far removed now from #monsterdon's usual dry and dusty habitat

yo the mirror chevrons beat ass that looks awesome
#Monsterdon

yeti's mad we keep ruining nature with our gas-powered vehicles. #Monsterdon

"I said the Four of us, didn't I?"

Uh, No, you didn't. Tony delivered that line. #Monsterdon

suction cup ski rack wtf?

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

Snowbeast needs to learn some snarl discipline and STFU while he's stalking, I think he could live at least until the sequel

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

so which one of the group is gonna wake up in the middle of the night in the camper sleeping next to the beast? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon
#Snowbeast1977

The background actors are acting the shit out of that bear scene.

Snowbeast is thinking that's a great looking camper. Even better than the pictures he saw on Craigslist!

#monsterdon

#monsterdon #enemiesToPodiumRivals

#Monsterdon 🌨️ ❄️ 🦍 👣 ❄️😱

I'll bet their faces were super cold

@blue Sounds like a job with a lot of diplomacy involved "There is a considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists.”

#Monsterdon

@paco Oh that would be a massive upward spike in production value

#Monsterdon

Snowbeast: "They keep coming back! Why should I not eat them?"

#Monsterdon

...did they seriously only pull the skis off? monster hates skis. #monsterdon

camper why i hardly

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

plaid and i are dying over here bc we are riffing verbally and then the same joke comes up on the feed lmfaoooo #monsterdon #snowbeast1977

The one thing I'm really getting out of this movie, is the desire to live where I can ride a snowmobile again.

#monsterdon

@Taweret the carnival-based economy of the 1970’s widely regarded as a Cold War misstep #Monsterdon

Wait, that snowbeast hand looked exactly like the yeti hands in To Catch A Yeti. WHERE'S MEATLOAF?

#monsterdon #Snowbeast1977

MY SKIS! #monsterdon

when you are editing a movie that doesn't have a lot happening in it you end up keeping in the 10 minutes of snowmobiling #Monsterdon

Oh poor sad little ski lifts.

#Monsterdon #snowbeast

@plaidtron3000 If only....

#Monsterdon

the sheriff reminds me of the planet of the bass guy

#monsterdon

In the Mel Brooks version they send the camera crew ahead to get snowmobile action shots and the camera crew are promptly eaten by the Snowbeast.

#Monsterdon

I wonder what movie's B-roll Snowbeast was cobbled together from... 🤔
#Monsterdon

Disembodied Yeti arm rips ski rack off the camper. Just..why? #Monsterdon

Kool! Special ski rack on the back of that pickup truck camper attachment.

#monsterdon

apparently, you get a rifle on your back XOR a girl…
#monsterdon

Holy shit. He really is Wolverine! Look at that camper. #Monsterdon

this monster hungers...for aluminum and fiberglass #monsterdon

@nev Well Chekov's banner at the start of the movie did promise an orgy.
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

I've been up a ladder but I've been watching!

...that's probably a bad combination 🤔

#Monsterdon

That is seriously overdone Foley for the walking in snow.
#monsterdon #snowbeast

Is it just me or does Gar look like Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys, but taller. #Monsterdon

She was so emotionally connected to that crown #Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Look Sheriff Treat Williams and melted Crispen Glover, you have to shut this town down!…

#Monsterdon #snowbeast

#monsterdon Some days you shoot the bar, some days the bar shoots you.

Snowbeast says fuck campers #monsterdon

Great Scott!

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

I'm going to go on a hunch and say that a pickup truck camper van isn't the best thing to hunt Bigfoot in

#monsterdon #SnowBeast

@CactuarJoe poor yeti, he just wanted some friends. #Monsterdon

What sort of music *is* this anyways?

Vivaldi's Concerto for Traffic in D?

#monsterdon

@yatsu Wife-Gar and then Sheriff-Tony

And the yeti dances alone #Monsterdon

ooooh! tinned people! #monsterdon

It was coming right for me! #Monsterdon

I think that bear came up from Louisiana

#Monsterdon

i almost thought they were replacing tony in the threesome but no he showed up to join don't worry

#monsterdon

The Shining would have been better if it had a Snowbeast.
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

#monsterdon Tony did his hair first

man the grandson having lord farquaad hair just keeps fucking me up i can't look at him #Monsterdon

"Just the three of us."
"Just the four of us."
Okay so it's gonna be THAT kind of getaway. 👀

#Monsterdon

There are 20 minutes left in the movie.
#Monsterdon

just the five of us!
#Monsterdon

"I figured if I quit skiing, I'd stay on top." You idiot

#Monsterdon

When I was job searching a few years ago, I came across a national park listing for a "bear conflict manager." Apparently wasn't a job in 1977 #monsterdon

@SordidAmok The #Monsterdon crowd can fix that....

manbearpig

#monsterdon #snowbeast