wait what happened to their... oh nevermind. Their rifles just vaporized.

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

The pizza pasta on his forehead dripped down and covered the whole screen. #monsterdon

@Infoseepage Was this a Twilight reference?

#Monsterdon

[whistles the Waltons theme]

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

#Monsterdon 🌨️ ❄️ 🦍 👣 ❄️😱

This part is also true Bigfeet/Squatches often toss / roll giant boulders and stuff at people #science

Well someone in cinematography was trying on this movie atleast. Or they bought some very nice stock footage.
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Conveniently placed stack of logs allows Snowbeast capture the sheriff. Fade to red over screaming sheriff.

Meanwhile, rest of party decides to stay in the Murder Barn.

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Hey, I'm pretty sure this wompa learner that from the ewoks

#monsterdon #SnowBeast

didn’t you all have scoped rifles seconds ago? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon
#Snowbeast1977

"Just the four of us."

#WorstFoursomeEver

If I was the Snowbeast, I simply would not hang out around the Winnebago where swingers with rilfes were hanging out. #monsterdon

is the swede dressed like IKEA??? #Monsterdon

got wood?

#monsterdon #snowbeast

So the plan was to hunt him down and then when he attacks they just run away?
#monsterdon

cue Ren and Stimpy’s The Log Song #Monsterdon

I like how the rifles just suddenly disappeared. And the snowmobiles.

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

#timestamp to clip that magnificent death fade #monsterdon

the sherrif probably does though. f that guy. #Monsterdon

Coal at last beaten by firewood #Monsterdon

Laugh my ass off. Did he just make his wife? + Their throup le partner stand outside all night?

#monsterdon #SnowBeast

My sister: "all right, we've been watching the orgy this whole time"

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon i hope the snowbeast kills them all and it just fades to red and ends

Log, log, it's big, it’s fun, it's wood …

https://youtu.be/8-9scNP5KWk

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Take that, unofficial aftermarket accessories!

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#monsterdon

things got a mite rocky there for ol' coal

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

I don’t think the suitcases Gar and Ellen brought with them could have held that much ski gear and winter wear.

#monsterdon

There goes "Quint".

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

I, too, muzzle-sweep my allies when standing guard against a monster…
#monsterdon

YETI SET UP A LOG ROLLER TRAP!?

oh god he's a very tall Ewok #Monsterdon

Cole's Law? Not anymore it's not.

#Monsterdon

nice triangle transition there (mountain peak to tilted stalks)

#monsterdon

um, i don't think that's how logs work. or RVs. #Monsterdon

let's go hang out in the abattoir! #monsterdon

"The barn is just over there. "

Of course it is. This movie can't get away from that barn. #Monsterdon

TIL snowbeasts are just overgrown ewoks #Monsterdon #starwars

I wonder why Tony's teeth are glowing in the dark

#Monsterdon

fuckin looney toons behavior #monsterdon

Nooo!!! My shagwagon! #monsterdon

Kiss your friends on the lips.
Kiss your homies everybody.
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

WHEN EWOKS ATTACK.

#monsterdon

And they said the local police didn't need AT-AT Battle Walkers!
#monsterdon

it's lo-og it's lo-og it's big it's heavy it destroys our camper!

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

@SRLevine I was thinking the same thing

#monsterdon
#snowbeast

@floatybirb @SRLevine I thought maybe he was having a crisis of faith because of God's silence.

#Monsterdon

So just the three of them then actually #Monsterdon

Three dudes with rifles and a TV news person. I think I know where the #Monsterdon sympathies lie in the coming decisive battle.

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

TIMBER!

#Monsterdon

LOGVALANCHE #monsterdon

Hunting Snowbeast is for droids!

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon we have 15 minutes to wrap this up?

I would say I don't know how they're gonna wrap this up but there's no plot TO wrap up so

#monsterdon

How does a beast this size hide behind these pencils of trees? #monsterdon

barn orgy time???

#monsterdon

How do they not see the Snowbeast if it's THAT close to them?

#monsterdon

@Taweret And he would've gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids!

#Monsterdon

Foley guys need to cool it with the snow crunch noises, I'm just saying #Monsterdon

Ok fine we'll all have sex but I'm NOT kissing the sheriff

#Monsterdon

Weirdly smart monster
#Monsterdon

I’m definitely Team Tony. No wait…Team Gar. No wait… Team PLEASE KILL THEM ALL SNOWBEAST #Monsterdon

Y’all, I figured it out!!! The SnowBeast has trauma from being hit by all the skis tumbling down the mountain from falling skiiers. That’s why he attacked the ski rack #Monsterdon

Here's a friendly kiss, with my friendly tongue #Monsterdon

He really does hate skis! #Monsterdon

snowbeast is a snowboarder, that's why they're so angry about skis

#monsterdon

It was a toss-up so she picked the one with the least ridiculous hair #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🌨️ ❄️ 🦍 👣 ❄️😱

Helen immediately volunteers to 'make dinner' while Gar hands her stuff and asks her to 'hold this' gross

Why did we park there? #monsterdon

it is nice that this camper comes equipped with Endless Checkers as a standard feature

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

The simplest answer to this love triangle is a little word called thruple #Monsterdon

okay, who's got a gif of that octaman clip

#Monsterdon

"why did you decide against me"
coz gar is like 7 feet tall and an actual snowbeast, dude, you didn't stand a chance.
#Monsterdon

@JoeyBoughtACola
Tim Washington, dude knows what's up.
#Monsterdon

Snowbeast has Ewok traps!

#monsterdon

@JoeyBoughtACola
He did! Mike Washington, the guy who runs the hardware store!
#monsterdon

Snow beast is a former guest at the resort who was massively overcharged 20 years ago. He's been living in the woods and plotting his revenge ever since.

Grawwarr: fuck them and their skis!
#monsterdon

Four people in a pickup camper? If that's not an orgy, someone's sleeping outside.

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Sheriff just volunteered you all as bait

#monsterdon #SnowBeast

Well, there's a sign in the camper for Newport cigarettes. Might be as close as we get to smoking in this film.

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

the only two endings I will accept:

octaman leaps out of the camper and battles the snowbeast

or

snowbeast turns out to be old man fairchild trying to scare people off so he could buy the ski lodge

#monsterdon

snowbeast is about that anti-ski aktion

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

@SordidAmok buried at snow? i hope at the end of the ceremony they shove the coffin down the slope #monsterdon

Dude! Friends kiss?!?!?
How come no one told me
#Monsterdon

"You two go first, I'll make dinner."

We ALMOST had a weirdly not-sexist moment in a #Monsterdon film. Almost :/

...was the snowbeast driving the camper?

#Monsterdon

MONSTER. NEEDS. COFFEE. #monsterdon

"With this camper I won on the Price is Right, I can bring suburbian housewifery to the mountains!"

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

#Monsterdon

"I talked to Washington this morning."

I call bullshit.

@rdm @sealawyer omg yes seriously

#Monsterdon

*Steve Martin from 'The Jerk' voice* "He hates skis! Get away from the skis!" #monsterdon

@Ayyyydrew oh, we all wake up next to the beast! #iMbeingAskedToLeave #Monsterdon

tony's gonna be dinner, that's why they brought him

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

Need Bobo from Finding Bigfoot to do some squatch calls https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eeW_R5-IjM #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🌨️ ❄️ 🦍 👣 ❄️😱

Snowbeast's humanoid hand was way more separate from his fuzzy fuzzy sleeve in that shot

"We're gonna need a bigger camper."
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

It's pretty clear snowbeast arms just hates skis and skiers

#monsterdon #SnowBeast

He's wearing the inverse of the Bride outfit in Kill Bill.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast Jesse, it's time to microwave!

Great. Now the Snowbeast has skis.

#Monsterdon