And fade to black
Thanks for yet another interesting #Monsterdon
Thanks for hosting @Taweret

omg the ski pole in the snowbeast POV 🤣🤣🤣 #monsterdon

Just think, only an hour to go! #Monsterdon

Damn, Gar's a real badass. He should take over the town after this #Monsterdon

in the land of dairy queen

we shoot you right

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

Thanks, everybody! And thanks to everyone who donated to the charities as well. Can't wait to see who gets the painting!

#Snowbeast1977 #Monsterdon

CHEWBACCA, NOOOOOOOOO #Monsterdon

A...ski pole? Sigh #Monsterdon

yeah probably should have at least reloaded before you went off after the snowbeast with a revolver #monsterdon

HA HA HA yeah, I see why you guys didn't show that yeti more XD XD #Monsterdon

damn the snowbeast should have pizza'ed

ty you for joining, everyone!!

and don't forget @douglasfur 's fundraiser!

#monsterdon

@blogdiva we are the monster

#Monsterdon

#monsterdonalert

In honor of tonight's #monsterdon movie, if you send me a receipt for a donation to a charity in the following thread, you will be entered into a raffle to win an original watercolor painting of the Old Fairchild Place, an ominous location from Snowbeast (1977).

I plan on getting a frame for this and mailing it out to the winner shortly after The Holidays.

Don't miss your chance to win some original Snowbeast fanart!

See below for details!

sadly, we finally see the monster's face

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

#monsterdon Look I put on my snowsuit just like everyone else, but when I put mine on I make gold records. Now I gotta have more TUBA

More red and orange!!! 🧡❤️🧡❤️🧡❤️

#Monsterdon #snowbeast

@CactuarJoe Ooh I dunno, that one was truly epic levels of padding, it's tough to even approach that

#Monsterdon

Yes good plan, shoot the Snowbeast with a hand gun, that's the last thing he'll expect

#Monsterdon

This movie's idea of Danger Tuba sounds like they stuffed a bear down the tuba, not gotta lie.

#Monsterdon

All right, I have just enough ammo for a compelling game of Russian roulette. let's see if this snow beast is feeling lucky

#monsterdon #SnowBeast

We are never going to get a full shot of Snowbeast, are we? #Monsterdon

Apparently the yeti is a balloon full of tempera paint with a hole in one end. #Monsterdon

Now it's really going to hate skiers
#Monsterdon

and fade to *red*. roll credits.

what the hell was this? #monsterdon

The ruthless matriarch is after Heinlein's "Gulf" but before Falcon Crest.

If Ellen the women in the love triangle is a reporter why do they call her Doctor?

#monsterdon

We're going to need a bigger camper shell.

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

@arrjay yeah, that's gotta be my fault! #Monsterdon

Wait now he has cross country skiis?

#Monsterdon

Gar will use his ski fu to slice snowbeast in half I bet. Skiing is so cool. #monsterdon

Gar's gonna take the beast out with a revolver?! hahahah

#Monsterdon

Seriously, the ski pole?!?!

#monsterdon

Gar has been trained in Ski-Q-Ski. #monsterdon #yesthatwasametalgearsolid3jokewhatcantyoutell

thanks to Michael J. London as The Snowbeast #monsterdon

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So Tony's shooting at snowbeast but snowbeast cam doesn't show Tony or the camper or anything in snowbeast POV where is snowbeast actually and why does Gar have to cross country ski to him?

Also, did they have cc and downhill skis?

He's skiing up the hill apparently?

#monsterdon

Wait, where'd the snowmobiles come from? They didn't tow them ...

#Monsterdon

If the snow beast kills Gar instead of Tony, we riot

Not because we like Gar, but because Tony deserves it

#Monsterdon

jeeze they are really rippin it on these horns rn #monsterdon

oh NOW you check the gun. okay. #Monsterdon

Snowbeast aka How Gar Got His Groove Back #Monsterdon

I liked seeing the snow on the twigs. It's going to be 41C here today. I've never seen snow.
Bring back the snow twig! #monsterdon

@Victorsigmoid Gotta integrate of course

#Monsterdon

Oh shit, snowbeast kicking logs to knock over camper not on my bingo card

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

SHOOT. THE MONSTER. you've only minutes of film left. #monsterdon

@flowerpot there may be other reasons she's in the gene pool?... #Monsterdon

Oh no! Is it time for the climactic ski Chase?

#monsterdon #SnowBeast

snowsquatch gots a posse

and the posse now has the rifles

ho ho ho

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

Wow, those are some old ass skis. They look like they're made out of real wood #monsterdon

#monsterdon Most of this film is just the camera crew trying to catch the dude who put on and then ran off with the monster costume

why is the soundtrack croaking?

#monsterdon #Snowbeast1977

#Monsterdon did they actually make a suit or is it all first-person, single arm, or face? :D

It doesn't seem like the movie ever really decides what Snowbeast should sound like. There's a lot of sound effects, but they're all pretty generic "scary monster." #Monsterdon

Seriously aside from the plot needing it, how do they lose the guns?

#monsterdon #SnowBeast

I'm glad we followed the characters as they fled from the camper to the barn, where the only thing that happened was they decided to go back to the camper #monsterdon

No hat, no armor, and a handgun
What could go wrong?
#Monsterdon

I’m thinking this yeti looks like a skinny birch tree

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The Snowbeast has the rifles.

#Monsterdon

SNOWBEAST #monsterdon

I don't think they do end up cutting open the smaller bear, though, do they? They only suggest this is a direct Jaws analogy.

#Monsterdon

only <not Dolph Lundgren?> can save us now! #monsterdon

Sheriff gibs!

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Is that the snowbeast, or is that Gar? Normally I would ask how brightly colored the figure is, but it's lit from behind, and also it's hard to tell telemarking from Yeti Striding and anyway fuck all this

#monsterdon #Snowbeast1977

It's that guy with the novelty snowshoes again #monsterdon

trivia: styrolog is, technically, a hardwood

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

They are color grading her jacket COMPLETELY differently than the last scene, it's a real The Dress situation. #monsterdon

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These actors should really be wearing hats right now my mom said that we lose 90% of our heat through our heads

does the snowbeast have guns now
sniper snowbeast??

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Bo Svenson has his game face on

#monsterdon

Those logs must be made out of balsa wood.

#monsterdon
#Snowbeast

Heh. Did they cut that scene short because he fell in the water or because he was waving his hands too much in a silly way?
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

I’m adding two stars if we see the snowbeast coming at them on the skis he tore off

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Remember 1/cabin = log cabin

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Someone teach Bigfoot to hold his camera steady. #Monsterdon

And you're going back for the skis and not the snowmobiles you were just writing yesterday?

#monsterdon #SnowBeast

@gnomon a lot of people were wrong >:(

#monsterdon

This really is Jaws in snow country.

#Monsterdon

And suddenly, daylight again. #monsterdon

@_L1vY_ At least we got to see sharks periodically in those movies.

#Monsterdon

@arrjay multiplication inside a log turns into addition outside a log? #Monsterdon

@trixter "Back off, I'm indigenous" #monsterdon

@BsCreativeLife and heading to the love, or murdershack

#Monsterdon

So wait: they ran all the way to the barn, only to come up with a plan of going right back to the camper? #monsterdon

aha impromptu gun hide #monsterdon

Those are not real logs!
They should be heavier!
#Monsterdon

okay so we walked down from the camper to the murderbarn so that they could decide to walk back up to the camper

great job writers

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

SO WHAT DID YOU GO ALL THE WAY OUT TO THE BARN FOR jeez #Monsterdon

in these costumes these mfs need some elemental power rings so they can link up and captain planet his ass #monsterdon

So it will be showdown at the death barn
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🌨️ ❄️ 🦍 👣 ❄️😱

Guys, this barn is *clearly* marked 'Keep Out' the heck are you doing??

We are going to stick together!*

*Does not apply to the sheriff

#monsterdon

Wait, snowbeast "stashes" food? Is this like when mountain lions cache things in tress? Eww...

#Monsterdon

Oh no.....Tony's going for more skis......

fuck

#monsterdon

That lady did not know how to hold a rifle. She is probably a terrible shot. #Monsterdon

Okay, they've assembled the team to pull off the heist, let's go #monsterdon

okay so

how did the logs get inside the camper door, exactly?

I need a diagram.

#monsterdon

Looks to camper. Looks to woodpile. Looks to camper. Looks to woodpile. Lightbulb goes off.

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

#monsterdon didn't they have guns before?

Snowbeast is a disgruntled logger!
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast