Someone teach Bigfoot to hold his camera steady. #Monsterdon

And you're going back for the skis and not the snowmobiles you were just writing yesterday?

#monsterdon #SnowBeast

@gnomon a lot of people were wrong >:(

#monsterdon

This really is Jaws in snow country.

#Monsterdon

And suddenly, daylight again. #monsterdon

@_L1vY_ At least we got to see sharks periodically in those movies.

#Monsterdon

@arrjay multiplication inside a log turns into addition outside a log? #Monsterdon

@trixter "Back off, I'm indigenous" #monsterdon

@BsCreativeLife and heading to the love, or murdershack

#Monsterdon

So wait: they ran all the way to the barn, only to come up with a plan of going right back to the camper? #monsterdon

aha impromptu gun hide #monsterdon

Those are not real logs!
They should be heavier!
#Monsterdon

okay so we walked down from the camper to the murderbarn so that they could decide to walk back up to the camper

great job writers

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

SO WHAT DID YOU GO ALL THE WAY OUT TO THE BARN FOR jeez #Monsterdon

in these costumes these mfs need some elemental power rings so they can link up and captain planet his ass #monsterdon

So it will be showdown at the death barn
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🌨️ ❄️ 🦍 👣 ❄️😱

Guys, this barn is *clearly* marked 'Keep Out' the heck are you doing??

We are going to stick together!*

*Does not apply to the sheriff

#monsterdon

Wait, snowbeast "stashes" food? Is this like when mountain lions cache things in tress? Eww...

#Monsterdon

Oh no.....Tony's going for more skis......

fuck

#monsterdon

That lady did not know how to hold a rifle. She is probably a terrible shot. #Monsterdon

Look, I wouldn't want to try acting in 5 degree F snowy weather. Trying to fucking annunciate and emote while your face is frozen sounds awful.

#monsterdon #Snowbeast1977

Okay, they've assembled the team to pull off the heist, let's go #monsterdon

okay so

how did the logs get inside the camper door, exactly?

I need a diagram.

#monsterdon

Looks to camper. Looks to woodpile. Looks to camper. Looks to woodpile. Lightbulb goes off.

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

#monsterdon didn't they have guns before?

Snowbeast is a disgruntled logger!
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

wait what happened to their... oh nevermind. Their rifles just vaporized.

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

The pizza pasta on his forehead dripped down and covered the whole screen. #monsterdon

@Infoseepage Was this a Twilight reference?

#Monsterdon

[whistles the Waltons theme]

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

#Monsterdon 🌨️ ❄️ 🦍 👣 ❄️😱

This part is also true Bigfeet/Squatches often toss / roll giant boulders and stuff at people #science

Well someone in cinematography was trying on this movie atleast. Or they bought some very nice stock footage.
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Conveniently placed stack of logs allows Snowbeast capture the sheriff. Fade to red over screaming sheriff.

Meanwhile, rest of party decides to stay in the Murder Barn.

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Hey, I'm pretty sure this wompa learner that from the ewoks

#monsterdon #SnowBeast

didn’t you all have scoped rifles seconds ago? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon
#Snowbeast1977

"Just the four of us."

#WorstFoursomeEver

If I was the Snowbeast, I simply would not hang out around the Winnebago where swingers with rilfes were hanging out. #monsterdon

is the swede dressed like IKEA??? #Monsterdon

<Werner Herzog voice> I would like to see the snowbeast.

#monsterdon #snowbeast

got wood?

#monsterdon #snowbeast

So the plan was to hunt him down and then when he attacks they just run away?
#monsterdon

cue Ren and Stimpy’s The Log Song #Monsterdon

I like how the rifles just suddenly disappeared. And the snowmobiles.

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

#timestamp to clip that magnificent death fade #monsterdon

the sherrif probably does though. f that guy. #Monsterdon

Coal at last beaten by firewood #Monsterdon

Laugh my ass off. Did he just make his wife? + Their throup le partner stand outside all night?

#monsterdon #SnowBeast

My sister: "all right, we've been watching the orgy this whole time"

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon i hope the snowbeast kills them all and it just fades to red and ends

lol, did the snowbeast make a trap for the humans with those logs?

where did the flaming barrel come from....

Cole is a goner...chewing log.....fade to red

#monsterdon

Log, log, it's big, it’s fun, it's wood …

https://youtu.be/8-9scNP5KWk

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

things got a mite rocky there for ol' coal

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

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#monsterdon

I don’t think the suitcases Gar and Ellen brought with them could have held that much ski gear and winter wear.

#monsterdon

There goes "Quint".

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Cole's Law? Not anymore it's not.

#Monsterdon

YETI SET UP A LOG ROLLER TRAP!?

oh god he's a very tall Ewok #Monsterdon

I, too, muzzle-sweep my allies when standing guard against a monster…
#monsterdon

nice triangle transition there (mountain peak to tilted stalks)

#monsterdon

um, i don't think that's how logs work. or RVs. #Monsterdon

let's go hang out in the abattoir! #monsterdon

"The barn is just over there. "

Of course it is. This movie can't get away from that barn. #Monsterdon

TIL snowbeasts are just overgrown ewoks #Monsterdon #starwars

Yesterday, cop wanted civilians to help him kill Bigfoot. Today, he's forgotten yesterday's dialogue.

#monsterdon

I wonder why Tony's teeth are glowing in the dark

#Monsterdon

fuckin looney toons behavior #monsterdon

So sweater lady goes in to prepare food for the crew, I guess because that's a girl job, and talks to goggles guy, where they decide that they should be "friends". I am interpreting that as meaning "horny friends", because that's the vibe this movie seems to be trying to communicate.

#monsterdon #snowbeast

Nooo!!! My shagwagon! #monsterdon

Kiss your friends on the lips.
Kiss your homies everybody.
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

WHEN EWOKS ATTACK.

#monsterdon

And they said the local police didn't need AT-AT Battle Walkers!
#monsterdon

it's lo-og it's lo-og it's big it's heavy it destroys our camper!

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

@SRLevine I was thinking the same thing

#monsterdon
#snowbeast

@floatybirb @SRLevine I thought maybe he was having a crisis of faith because of God's silence.

#Monsterdon

So just the three of them then actually #Monsterdon

Three dudes with rifles and a TV news person. I think I know where the #Monsterdon sympathies lie in the coming decisive battle.

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

TIMBER!

#Monsterdon

"Goood mornin', is it my turn with the wife?" #Monsterdon

LOGVALANCHE #monsterdon

Hunting Snowbeast is for droids!

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon we have 15 minutes to wrap this up?

I would say I don't know how they're gonna wrap this up but there's no plot TO wrap up so

#monsterdon

How does a beast this size hide behind these pencils of trees? #monsterdon

barn orgy time???

#monsterdon

How do they not see the Snowbeast if it's THAT close to them?

#monsterdon

@Taweret And he would've gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids!

#Monsterdon

Foley guys need to cool it with the snow crunch noises, I'm just saying #Monsterdon

Ok fine we'll all have sex but I'm NOT kissing the sheriff

#Monsterdon

Weirdly smart monster
#Monsterdon

I’m definitely Team Tony. No wait…Team Gar. No wait… Team PLEASE KILL THEM ALL SNOWBEAST #Monsterdon

Y’all, I figured it out!!! The SnowBeast has trauma from being hit by all the skis tumbling down the mountain from falling skiiers. That’s why he attacked the ski rack #Monsterdon

Here's a friendly kiss, with my friendly tongue #Monsterdon

He really does hate skis! #Monsterdon

snowbeast is a snowboarder, that's why they're so angry about skis

#monsterdon

It was a toss-up so she picked the one with the least ridiculous hair #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🌨️ ❄️ 🦍 👣 ❄️😱

Helen immediately volunteers to 'make dinner' while Gar hands her stuff and asks her to 'hold this' gross

Why did we park there? #monsterdon