AND HE WAS RIGHT TO HATE SKIS
Yeccch. What a horrible ending. Death (assumed) by ski pole.
So, are they all going back to the Fairfiled place? #Monsterdon
Why's it ending like Scream, Blacula, Scream? Was the Yeti a vampire? #Monsterdon
wow we got a full body shot of the snowbeast!
@JoeWynne They're not even gonna show us its corpse! #monsterdon
They didn't take the rifles???
tonight's moral: skiing is dangerous, kids, pay attention to safety regulations. #Monsterdon
the beast is fluffier than i was expecting..... poor beast, he just really hates skis :(
"I'm the only woman here, I may as well go cook!"
So, basically this was just a low-budget Jaws remake from people afraid of water.
#Monsterdon NO
wtf. snowbeast we hardly knew ye β:BlobCat_Pensive:β
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast
CRYPTID SLAIN
#monsterdon
#monsterdon dang it's kinda cute
#monsterdon GAR STABBED BIGFOOT WITH A SKI POLE
Our hero brought low by the very thing he detests the most!!
He died as he lived, poleaxed. #Monsterdon
Roll credits, screw epilogues.
#Monsterdon
And fade to black
Thanks for yet another interesting #Monsterdon
Thanks for hosting @Taweret
omg the ski pole in the snowbeast POV π€£π€£π€£ #monsterdon
Just think, only an hour to go! #Monsterdon
Damn, Gar's a real badass. He should take over the town after this #Monsterdon
Thanks, everybody! And thanks to everyone who donated to the charities as well. Can't wait to see who gets the painting!
CHEWBACCA, NOOOOOOOOO #Monsterdon
A...ski pole? Sigh #Monsterdon
Note to self: don't park downhill from the conveniently stacked logs
yeah probably should have at least reloaded before you went off after the snowbeast with a revolver #monsterdon
HA HA HA yeah, I see why you guys didn't show that yeti more XD XD #Monsterdon
damn the snowbeast should have pizza'ed
ty you for joining, everyone!!
and don't forget @douglasfur 's fundraiser!
how is this movie gonna wrap all this shit up?!?!?!?!?!?!
@blogdiva we are the monster
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I plan on getting a frame for this and mailing it out to the winner shortly after The Holidays.
Don't miss your chance to win some original Snowbeast fanart!
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sadly, we finally see the monster's face
#monsterdon Look I put on my snowsuit just like everyone else, but when I put mine on I make gold records. Now I gotta have more TUBA
More red and orange!!! π§‘β€οΈπ§‘β€οΈπ§‘β€οΈ
Yes good plan, shoot the Snowbeast with a hand gun, that's the last thing he'll expect
@CactuarJoe Ooh I dunno, that one was truly epic levels of padding, it's tough to even approach that
This movie's idea of Danger Tuba sounds like they stuffed a bear down the tuba, not gotta lie.
All right, I have just enough ammo for a compelling game of Russian roulette. let's see if this snow beast is feeling lucky
We are never going to get a full shot of Snowbeast, are we? #Monsterdon
Apparently the yeti is a balloon full of tempera paint with a hole in one end. #Monsterdon
Now it's really going to hate skiers
#Monsterdon
and fade to *red*. roll credits.
what the hell was this? #monsterdon
OK, kids. In 1971, the guy who played the sherriff in this was nearly killed when a ski pole nearly pierced his heart.
Did they decide to make a whole ass movie about that?
The ruthless matriarch is after Heinlein's "Gulf" but before Falcon Crest.
If Ellen the women in the love triangle is a reporter why do they call her Doctor?
We're going to need a bigger camper shell.
@arrjay yeah, that's gotta be my fault! #Monsterdon
Wait now he has cross country skiis?
Gar will use his ski fu to slice snowbeast in half I bet. Skiing is so cool. #monsterdon
Gar's gonna take the beast out with a revolver?! hahahah
Snowbeast is holding onto his anger for some reason. That's not healthy
Seriously, the ski pole?!?!
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So Tony's shooting at snowbeast but snowbeast cam doesn't show Tony or the camper or anything in snowbeast POV where is snowbeast actually and why does Gar have to cross country ski to him?
Also, did they have cc and downhill skis?
Gar has been trained in Ski-Q-Ski. #monsterdon #yesthatwasametalgearsolid3jokewhatcantyoutell
thanks to Michael J. London as The Snowbeast #monsterdon
Wait, where'd the snowmobiles come from? They didn't tow them ...
He's skiing up the hill apparently?
If the snow beast kills Gar instead of Tony, we riot
Not because we like Gar, but because Tony deserves it
jeeze they are really rippin it on these horns rn #monsterdon
oh NOW you check the gun. okay. #Monsterdon
Snowbeast aka How Gar Got His Groove Back #Monsterdon
I liked seeing the snow on the twigs. It's going to be 41C here today. I've never seen snow.
Bring back the snow twig! #monsterdon
@Victorsigmoid Gotta integrate of course
Oh shit, snowbeast kicking logs to knock over camper not on my bingo card
SHOOT. THE MONSTER. you've only minutes of film left. #monsterdon
@flowerpot there may be other reasons she's in the gene pool?... #Monsterdon
Oh no! Is it time for the climactic ski Chase?
Wow, those are some old ass skis. They look like they're made out of real wood #monsterdon
#monsterdon Most of this film is just the camera crew trying to catch the dude who put on and then ran off with the monster costume
@LK_877 Tragically? Says who?
why is the soundtrack croaking?
#Monsterdon did they actually make a suit or is it all first-person, single arm, or face? :D
It doesn't seem like the movie ever really decides what Snowbeast should sound like. There's a lot of sound effects, but they're all pretty generic "scary monster." #Monsterdon
Seriously aside from the plot needing it, how do they lose the guns?
I'm glad we followed the characters as they fled from the camper to the barn, where the only thing that happened was they decided to go back to the camper #monsterdon
No hat, no armor, and a handgun
What could go wrong?
#Monsterdon
Iβm thinking this yeti looks like a skinny birch tree
SNOWBEAST #monsterdon
The Snowbeast has the rifles.
sexy ski thruple
#Monsterdon
I don't think they do end up cutting open the smaller bear, though, do they? They only suggest this is a direct Jaws analogy.
Sheriff gibs!
only <not Dolph Lundgren?> can save us now! #monsterdon
Is that the snowbeast, or is that Gar? Normally I would ask how brightly colored the figure is, but it's lit from behind, and also it's hard to tell telemarking from Yeti Striding and anyway fuck all this
It's that guy with the novelty snowshoes again #monsterdon
trivia: styrolog is, technically, a hardwood
They are color grading her jacket COMPLETELY differently than the last scene, it's a real The Dress situation. #monsterdon
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These actors should really be wearing hats right now my mom said that we lose 90% of our heat through our heads
@gnomon I like to check the IMDB page for name spellings
does the snowbeast have guns now
sniper snowbeast??
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast
Bo Svenson has his game face on
Those logs must be made out of balsa wood.
Heh. Did they cut that scene short because he fell in the water or because he was waving his hands too much in a silly way?
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast
Remember 1/cabin = log cabin
Iβm adding two stars if we see the snowbeast coming at them on the skis he tore off