Are we going to watch Sasquatch: The Legend of Bigfoot (1977) now for a kinder, gentler view of our hirsute wild man of the forest? Or how about Harry and the Hendersons?
"let's go hide in the monster's pantry..."
@jonny Classic
@PatrickWirth @RufusJCooter
So .. Beowulf ON SKIS!!
#monsterdon
@bunnyhero Syfy Channel get on that please
Thanks to @Taweret for this brief adventure in a winter wonderland, with a tiny bit of ketchup for color.
@jonny so they turned in Cold Jaws in Snow and here we all are!
Gar looks pensively at a red patch right beneath where Cole was trapped. Probably Louisiana Hot Sauce #monsterdon
How many fricken snowsuits do these folks haveβ½ Gar has had a different one in every scene I think #snowbeast #Monsterdon
We are ignorant of things. Things like the truth. So sadness in our ignorance is very real.
So what can we all take away from this #Monsterdon ?
Aside from 1970s Colorado ski lodges being more than a little skeevy.
Do you think it went that way?
this needed the mystery machine and those pesky kids me thinks with way less Tuba
You're right, it's probably a sousaphone #monsterdon
@Ayyyydrew i think thats right because I too have no reason for being, no decided motivation, and am fueled by anger at trespassers!! π‘ #Monsterdon
@Taweret or convert any of the people into snowbeasts either. #monsterdon
@SnoopJ with very, very slow waves
Ok what was the last line of the movie? It was way before Gar split off to lure the Snowbeast
@SordidAmok As long as you mean killings by the snowbeast
Thanks for hosting! It was a blast as usual @Taweret #Monsterdon
I really wanted the Snowbeast to win.
Finally done in with a ski pole. Poor snow beast...it was just angry for being ditched by that red nosed reindeer bastard and annoying little dentist elf and wanted to go back to the north pole! :blob_pensive:
THE END
Oh well at least it got to eat a cop before it met its doom. Decent 70s level mojo in this one too, at least fashion-wise.
That's for the cool Christmas #Monsterdon @Taweret !
Omg! They totally stole the jaws music! First Jaws movie 1975
#Monsterdon
In 1971, Clint Walker was involved in a freak accident at Mammoth Mountain, CA, when the tip of a ski pole pierced his heart. He made an amazing recovery and was back at work filming in Spain two months later.
Wow. Look at gramma. #Monsterdon
Thank you @Taweret for hosting #Monsterdon !
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God yes.
@paco
It's ridiculous! They could've pulled the guts out of a mattress and piled it up down there and I would have been fine.
#Snowbeast βοΈ πΉ#Monsterdon
thank you for the #monsterdon @Taweret!
@monsterdonne Oh that was fun! I laughed a lot!
welpβ¦that was a movieβ¦
#monsterdon
#monsterdon So basically there wasn't an entire monster costume at any point in the production was there?
RIP to a snowlegend #monsterdon
I'll be honest folks, I fell asleep for everything but the last few minutes.
What's this I hear about the Snowbeast guest starring on an episode of Knight Rider?
Thanks again for joining everyone1 See you next time.
@SarraceniaWilds maybe we were the real snow beast all along
#monsterdon
The snowbeast did NOT fuck off into the snow.
@strangefour@retro.pizza Aww, it's got hair like an English sheepdog!
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast
@bunnyhero I just realized pole ski was redundant #Monsterdon
Snowbeast really ought not risk giving away his position by playing blasts on the tuba like that #monsterdon
aw man, my internet keeps cutting out so i missed the very end. uhhh i'll take yours all's word for what happened.
Thanks for hosting, @Taweret, as always!
This movie has given us all so much to contemplate in this season. Enjoy your deep thoughts, #monsterdon until we ski again. Stay out of the murderbarn though.
Ironic. In the end, it was the ski pole that defeated the beast #monsterdon
Snowbeast is a giant ewok with white fur. #Monsterdon
our 'heroes' fuck off into a fade to red and a notable lack of orgies
thanks all for another abrupt ending #monsterdon and to @Taweret for hosting!
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And fucking hell it was definitely a #monsterdon
I wonder if they really had a full Bigfoot costume for this movie
#monsterdon
If the snowbeast knew enough to take all of their rifles, why didn't the snowbeast just fucking shoot them?
Strapped snowbeast sounds dangerous as fuck.
I'm about ready for this creature to eat all four of them.
Snowbeast had what, ten seconds of screen time if we include all the waving of paws?
@Taweret yeah the final tally wont be till tomorrow before work I mention that Im taking all comers and stragglers
you have the next eleven hours or so #monsterdon
Maybe the snowbeast just needs a haircut
Lens flare from the dying monsterβs perspective!! #Monsterdon
Gars snowsuit is like anti camouflage.
#monsterdon well that sure was a movie we all watched
I hear you music trying not to imitate the Jaws theme and I'm not convinced #monsterdon
Look at how they treated their audience!
They should have added the Charlie's Angels sound. That's what I thought of each time it occurred.
Why didn't we see the snowbest's reflection in the camper windows? Is it a vampire?
β68 Gold Medalist Kills Cryptid, Ending Series of Bizarre Killings #monsterdon
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a ski pole
how self involved
The icicles on the camper ladder were sideways.
If the movie won't even show Snowbeast at a distance in repose, the costume must've been *real* bad. #Monsterdon
Well, that was a terrible movie.
I feel like the Amazon Prime content tags have lied to me.
An artists interpertation of the Snowbeast
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast
#Monsterdon π¨οΈ βοΈ π¦ π£ βοΈπ±
Nooooooo!! Snowbeast!
Also why do you yelp like that when you get poked with a skipole but not when you get shot?? Snowbeast, we will always π you.
I wish they would have owned the cheese but they were ashamed to show the snow beast :( #Monsterdon
@srol "come back, come back!" #WrongMovieWithSomeonesTongueStuckOnMetal #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon well i did get a fade-to-red ending at least
but they didn't kill the stupid humans
and they clearly did not make a whole snowbeast suit :D
Okay well at least Gar didn't die, so I SAY THEY THRUPPLED OFF INTO THE SEA er uh I mean mountains!
Well at least the snowbeast got their own fade to red. That was definitely a movie with a lot of snow in it!
We get two or three frames of it, and it is the wampa they're going to use in the Star wars movie in 2 or 3 years time
So ends another #Monsterdon. Thank you to everyone who lurked and posted, and a special thanks to @Taweret for hosting. And remember #Monsterdoners: ...you were right. Coming up here was a bad idea.
Well, off to tend our wood burning stove.
Night all! #monsterdon
@jonny luckily they are more vulnerable to a ski pole than to a gun (maybe because they are ice type?)
Hmm, that slope looks familiar...
Uhh. He killed it with the 2 1/2β of ski pole before the basket? Fuck you, movie! #Monsterdon
Do we need to have a discussion about pistol vs. rifle accuracy at a distance? Really? This was produced in the USA and everyone involved in this film should have their gun facts correct. And the stopping power of relative bullet caliber sizes?
Another #Monsterdon is in the can!
As always, huge thanks to @Taweret for hosting!
Tonightβs feature , #Snowbeast, released in 1977, was full of fatal furry fury, including,
Quick first kill!Employment drama!Lots of skiing! In fact, most of the movie was just scenes of folks skiing. Except for the Snowbeast. No skis for Snowbeast, which is the real reason Snowbeast was so upset all the time.Lots of snowmobiles too!Snow Jazz!Log stampede!Death by ski pole!
My sister: "I like how they show him [Gar] looking up in the air, and then they show the ground immediately next"
Yeccch. What a horrible ending. Death (assumed) by ski pole.
So, are they all going back to the Fairfiled place? #Monsterdon
Why's it ending like Scream, Blacula, Scream? Was the Yeti a vampire? #Monsterdon
wow we got a full body shot of the snowbeast!
@JoeWynne They're not even gonna show us its corpse! #monsterdon
tonight's moral: skiing is dangerous, kids, pay attention to safety regulations. #Monsterdon
the beast is fluffier than i was expecting..... poor beast, he just really hates skis :(
"I'm the only woman here, I may as well go cook!"
So, basically this was just a low-budget Jaws remake from people afraid of water.
#Monsterdon NO
wtf. snowbeast we hardly knew ye β:BlobCat_Pensive:β
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast
CRYPTID SLAIN
#monsterdon
#monsterdon dang it's kinda cute
He died as he lived, poleaxed. #Monsterdon
Roll credits, screw epilogues.
#Monsterdon