i mean, i don't really want a job either, lady, can't fault him there. #Monsterdon

@ax6761 it's the 70s, they're all bad marriages

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

My first car was a ‘77 Volvo 240 wagon (in 1996) and every time I see one in a movie I flail excitedly.

#monsterdon #snowbeast

The largest actor they could afford. And the biggest houndstooth jacket I've yet seen.
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Many men would have eaten that pretty blond girl (didn't catch her name). But the monster got to her first.

#monsterdon

EVERY. SCENE. costumes is upstaging the actors lmao #monsterdon

Man, Bo is *all teeth* isn't he. #Monsterdon

k that guy is the snowbeast

#monsterdon
#Snowbeast

Bo Svenson is SO TALL

#monsterdon

A VOLVO 240 STATION WAGON.

MY BELOVED.

#monsterdon #snowbeast

I've not seen a severed limb yet or anything so I think the soundtrack is overplaying the menace a little

#monsterdon

@liferstate They've packed a lot of #foreshadowing into these first 10 minutes, that's for sure!

#monsterdon

As per my sister, this is not how you search for a person, this is how you search for a person when they're missing and you don't care about them

#Monsterdon

Powerful marks here

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon the 1980s really improved montage technology by adding jaunty music

If you're in a horror movie, and someone tells you "Nobody thinks you're crazy": they all think you're crazy, and you should start running, right now

#foreshadowing
#monsterdon

She’s in shock. Someone get her a blanket. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon "let's split up"

Okay so this guy's name is Scott. That's what this scene has taught me about the characters.
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

My sister already picked up on the fact that we're just waiting for someone to come murder all the men

She's a #Monsterdon natural

@allanb Heidi got up and left. #Im3 #Monsterdon

Hard to take Mr. Soothing Conehead seriously #monsterdon

They'll never catch you on a snowmobile!

#Monsterdon

one thing horror movies consistently remind us is to do is to BELIEVE VICTIMS #monsterdon

Grandma is kind of a jerk. #Monsterdon

up next, HOT DOG THE MOVIE.

#monsterdon #Snowbeast1977

If you mention "Winter Carnival Queen" and do not later have a scene where the monster interrupts the crowning of this year's Winter Carnival Queen, that's just cinematic malpractice.

#Monsterdon

My sister says they should be playing a drinking game where you take a shot every time they minimize women's experiences

None of us would survive

#Monsterdon

@blogdiva it is stun ning #monsterdon

On the upside: they have already introduced the Mayor, who will insist that the tourist-attracting activities must go on, body count notwithstanding, because The Economy!

So, SnowJaws!

#monsterdon

Bring back off-brand Betty White

#Monsterdon

Everything I know about motorised transport and America tells me that though that looks fun, I should not do it.

"Driving snowmobiles like a twat"

#monsterdon

50 + 16 = 130

#monsterdon

Snowbeast is going to challenge the ski champ for the Evil Corp with the winner taking ownership and they want to turn the ski slopes into a private resort?
#monsterdon

@allanb like L.A.?! #ValleyGirl #Monsterdon

@Lazarou The old lady in Mars Attacks. #Monsterdon

The Fast and the Fuzziest: Colorado Drift

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

old matriarch giving a lecture on hot dogging to excited youth, what kind of movie is this again? #monsterdon

That lady with the smokers voice was somebody once, wasn't she?

#monsterdon

i don't want to judge anybody's hotdogs

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

Hotdogging

#monsterdon

I've seen that lady in things

#monsterdon

1st victim 4 minutes in. Off to a good start.

#monsterdon

the real lodge? the real carnival? of course they’re real #monsterdon

#monsterdon MONSTER CHOMP

This movie is wasting zero time getting right to the heart of the action, eh?

She was too beautiful for this world.

#monsterdon
#snowbeast

I always like when someone has the sense to run away #Monsterdon

But how will the Snowbeast outrun the people on skis?

Didn't think of that, didja, Snowbeast?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🌨️ ❄️ 🦍 👣 ❄️😱

Jennifer. 😱 😭

The actresses sounds slightly not from the Americas

#monsterdon

#monsterdon

guys, if you haven't donated yet, we are raising money for some good causes tonight

see the thread here https://octodon.social/deck/@douglasfur@snaggletooth.life/113691874356841672

The Snowbaest doesn't actually harm anyone, they just criticize their skiing and really hurt their feelings
#monsterdon

immediate #bechdelPass in the first lines of dialogue #monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

❄️ 👹 30 Minute Poll ❄️ 👹

The Snowbeast appears onscreen for

My sister points out the lady in yellow's wonderfully inconsistent skiing technique

#Monsterdon

sonny bono! Don't watch out for that treeeeeeee

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

Bo Svenson!? The '70's answer to Rondo Hatton? #Monsterdon

Charles don't be snowbeastly!

#monsterdon #Snowbeast1977

Hey an actual glimpse of a monster in the first 5 minutes

#monsterdon

What if failed to mention is that this movie is 60% skiing stock footage by volume #monsterdon

I'd like to thank Skiing for the high toll it takes upon the Rich each year....

#monsterdon

Instant Snowbeast sighting, an auspicious day

#Monsterdon

Very 70s looking ski scenes. Gives me flashbacks to Nancy Greene sports reports.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon GOOOOOOOOOO! ::hits Play on Plex::

Give me the beastcam #Monsterdon

Thats it that was the snowbeast #monsterdon

Wait, I was here for the sandbeast #monsterdon

oh my ... just got in
#monsterdon

I like that font #monsterdon

Colorado IS a snowy wasteland. #monsterdon

TICK TOCK MONSTER FUCKERS

#monsterdon #Snowbeast1977

I am accepting donations and raffle entries for the next nine and a half hours, so if you have a late viewing of #monsterdon Snowbeast (1977) you can still enter to win a painting of the Old Fairchild Place!

Tell a friend you got a painting of Colorado's one and only yeti murder shed / polycule hangout spot!

Charity totals for the Old Fairchild Place raffle update!

Trans Lifeline: $2226.70

The Trevor Project: $212.22

Extra Life: $53.50

Egale Canada: $100.00

This is so wild, I expected half a dozen people and maybe a couple hundred bucks to go to some great organizations: instead we have two dozen #monsterdon creatures posting over $2500 dollars to various LGBT+ charities so far!!

I love this energy, thank you all so much!

Remember, you can donate any amount to enter, and any amount can win!

@Infoseepage @liferstate if we want Even Worse That but with Alan Doyle for 10 seconds we could consider _A Whale for the Killing_ (1981)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUKdSCfHjmg

#monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie @Lazarou The thrill of turtlenecks & v-neck sweatervests!

#monsterdon

@RufusJCooter @Lazarou

The agony of bigfeet. #Monsterdon

For those of you scrolling through your timeline, you're about to hit a big mass of Monsterdon postings about Snowbeast (1977).

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@Infoseepage @liferstate A Booff, if you will. #Monsterdon

@SordidAmok It appears to have passed in the first few minutes of the film #monsterdon

@Infoseepage @liferstate Bo Derek is prettier than Svenson. I’m in. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon

there is still time to donate btw!

https://octodon.social/deck/@douglasfur@snaggletooth.life/113691874356841672

For a crap movie, it was very watchable. And screw you hippies that hated the skiing sequences. What? You hate the Winter Olympics, too? #Monsterdon

@SordidAmok Sure, same as any #monsterdon feature

@jonny Thanks, I wasn't paying attention to things at this point. These were lines between Jennifer and Heidi, I guess? #monsterdon

I was wondering what all the yeti pictures were about and then with enough scrolling realized I had missed #monsterdon! Dang! I was on the road for the last couple hours.

OK, so I will concede that maybe there is at least one reason for having a TV screen in your car.

Meanwhile what we could have had #Monsterdon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1mPuYysg1Q

I had a nice little video clip I was going to upload for #monsterdon but there’s an issue with #mastodon and iPhone 16 audio tracks. I’ll have to do it from my desk tomorrow. Which will be waaaay late.

https://github.com/NextLevel/NextLevelSessionExporter/issues/49

@foolishowl

Good point. How should you toss a gun to the guy who took your sweetheart?

#Monsterdon

Paul's final comment, "It's saying something that in our triple feature of Silent Night Deadly Night 4 &5 followed by this. This was the weak link."

😂😂

#monsterdon

@moira @rdm @PatrickWirth See, I'm more feeling a comedy - like The Tempest, say?

#monsterdon

@JoeWynne lol, that has to be a record for #monsterdon

red alert #monsterdon this guy also assistant directed The Tingler

@selfcare this is a #monsterdon post

So many ways that a film can be bad. This one was via repeated transit across snow. #Monsterdon

@SRLevine that's fair - monogamy is very important to both #SplendaDaddy and I; but one of us usually yells something about "just form a fucking polycule already" at movies & shows with ridiculously stupid love triangles. #Monsterdon

@rdm @PatrickWirth @RufusJCooter nah

hamlet

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

@diazona @SordidAmok it really does lol

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

It was too much to hope for a scene where Ellen trades lines with Mrs. Rill at any point #monsterdon

@diazona @bunnyhero i checked my DVDs, it's just called Snow Shark

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

The moral of the story is that a powerful legendary beast can be undone when it is confronted by the menace that is Chekov's ski pole #monsterdon