Are... Are they grilling the last slug there? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon and with that, the worst fake British accent in cinematic history exists the film.

Isn't it handy that the whole sewer system was filled with explosives

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for once I am begging for an abrupt ending

please do not make me endure denouement with these characters I do not care about

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Slugs 2: Electric Boogaloo

#Monsterdon #Slugs

Don knew what he was getting himself into, we all saw it, we all know it, we know what kind of man Don was, and now all we can do is celebrate him

#Monsterdon #Slugs1988

Thanks for a movie everyone! That was Slugs courtesy of @healyn . We will get our revenge!

Thanks always to @Taweret and our merry band of jokesters and supporters.

See you next week for some less-sluggish action, right? RIght? Get it?

I'll see myself out. 😉

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checks time There's still time for another totally unnecessary sex scene

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OMG, this dialog is horrible! Or the delivery. Both!

"We could have never done it without him, Mike."

"That's a small comfort now."

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Slugs filmed during the little known 1987 Upstate New York Salt Shortage #Monsterdon

Problem fixed
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Did they consider instead making a movie where it would make sense to blow a bunch of things up?

#monsterdon #slugs1988

the slow-mo fire and the explosions are definitely making up for some of this movie's shortfalls

(some, not all)

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god but this movie has great corpses to puncutate its absolutely dogshit story beats

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WE NUKED THIS CITY

WE NUKED THIS CITY FOR

ALL THE SLUUUU-UUUUUUUUUGS

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These actors are working SO hard. Those poor bastards. #monsterdon

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Glad they slo-mo-ed the flail fall into the slug infested sewer water

That's some impressive acrobatics, though

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Oh no! not don!!!!!!

{which one was don???}

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CALLED IT! #Monsterdon

see? what did i tell you? #monsterdon

Called it , Don's a goner....

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I'm just waiting for the Brit to get drunk and horny

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That's what killer slugs need, a "distraction."

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chumming for slugs

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80's horror movies 🤝 level-based video games

{SEWER LEVEL}

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@trixter i forgot where this was supposed to be because of the dubbing #Monsterdon

I'm still wondering if the slugs and the chuds know each other

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I wonder if these guys have half-masks instead of full-masks so that they get a slug to the eye

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also uh, I think maybe the town should re-think that really good deal on electrical cable

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This "electricity" reminds me of the effects in Hellraiser (1987), a movie…much better than this one

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London John is here for you

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I cannot believe Slugs is only 90 minutes. I feel like we've been watching this for 4 hours #Monsterdon

*ZAP*

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I doubt there is plenty of ventilation

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"Jeez, it's worse than I thought!"

Yeah that's like the third time they've re-used that shot, it's getting really bad. #Monsterdon

Poor Pam....

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I think I missed something responding to science questions. Did he seriously sexually assault her in screen? And chase her?

Or did he just drive her away?

Either way, YIKES, movie, WTF.

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We just gotta make it through 30 more minutes....

#Monsterdon #Slugs

Honey, I'm going to go kill man-eating slugs but when I get back we can get naked and crazy.

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hopefully the would-be rapists still get slugged…

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I'm perversely pleased that the "good girl" who says no to drugs, sex, and, uh, pizza also gets indiscriminately devoured by the slugs. In the end, slugs come for all

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why is there always a sexual assault in these movies dangit

oh i see. definitely slam your high heeled shoe into this man's temple and take off, ma'am. #monsterdon

@paul_griffin BEER! That’s what they need to bait the slugs!! #monsterdon

"it's as easy as herding slugs!" #monsterdon

Set designer: “I’m thinking we should make it look like an after-school special“
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"It's a Halloween party! How can you not be having fun?"

"Well, the music sucks, no one is wearing a costume, and you don't understand that 'no' means 'no.'"

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Is he putting that mask on to have a wank in the woods?

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this guy keeps making fun of the PPE equipment. but he's the exact type of guy to go "hell yeah" after Breaking Bad airs.

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It's GMC sewage truck so everything's going to be OK

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#Monsterdon the lady said she doesn't want to party >:-(

kill all the kids except her

"Mike, I'm still a little concerned that we're both the same guy"

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"am I going to need a lid for this mass quantity of substance that reacts explosively with water?"

"...nah, it'll be fine"

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#monsterdon This is like someone watched "Squirm" and said "hold my beer"

This movie has bad dialogue, but it cares more about the relationships of these couples than just about any other #Monsterdon movie

Once again the use of Blonde Youth in festival to attract the monster....like the folk tales of old. But with more fucking.

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HAHahahahah the scientist just excitedly pouring huge beakers of stuff into a barrel, I hope that scene launched a thousand STEM careers

#Monsterdon #Slugs1988

PPE failure again: Lab guy isn't weaing gloves and he's handling fucking lithium

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@moira We Built This City on Mu-Tant Sluuuugs. #Monsterdon #Slugs1988

#Monsterdon yes! the teen party! they are gonna get SO slugged

@healyn @Taweret not that there's anything wrong with that #monsterdon

the entire town is built on slugs

and 3" of builder-grade topsoil

#monsterdon #slugs1988

#monsterdon This is also an example of what happens when you don't wash your vegetables when preparing them for a meal. No water, no salad spinner, no LOOKING AT THE SLUG BITS and WONDERING. Does that... belong there? GODAMMIT

When I get finished killing these slugs, how about we “get naked and get crazy.” The slugs are definitely exuding horny vibes somehow. #monsterdon

okay, i'm not sure that qualifies as sexy talk either. are we sure the writer of this movie knows what sexy is? #monsterdon

good grief, please tattoo a 1 and a 2 on these guys' foreheads or something please

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I thought it was his MOM

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Is it all the salads? Is that why this town is so freaking horny all the time? #Monsterdon #Slugs1988

They're going to solve the problem the same way they did it in CHUD

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"I don't need to think about it" <-- the motto of this movie

#monsterdon I've been to the mayor and I've been to the sheriff... but I've never been to me..

This is a reasonable complaint. Why do you need to kill the slugs with a chemical fire?

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"They're coming out of the water taps in my neighborhood"
"Oh my god, is your wife okay?"
"Oh yeah, I clanked a frying pan around in the sink, she's fine." #monsterdon

Have you considered salt?!?!? #Monsterdon

"Let's go inside, where it's dark and moist." #monsterdon

You COULD use lithium-based arsenic, or you could use table salt.

#monsterdon #slugs1988

“Lithium-based arsenic. Let’s breathe it!” #monsterdon

If they were to remake this movie, John Oliver should play the British scientist.

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[Slugs] We're all fine in here ma'am! Just on our lunch break.

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ma'am, i don't think they pay you enough to see what you're about to see. #monsterdon

I don't care who else dies, but the slugs better not harm that lady's jacket. #monsterdon

#monsterdon We need to shut down the beaches!

My-name-is-mike-brady-and-i-am-the-county-health-inspector-i-talk-like-a-robot #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon local government people never believe the scientist warning about the danger

but if there were skinless organless bodies showing up all over town they'd have sent in the fucking army by now irl

CALGOR TAKE ME AWAY

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@CactuarJoe Given the discussion elsewhere, possibly Spanish this time

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wE hAVe sLuGS iN oUr wATeR sYstEM

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the town is being attacked by frogs or slugs or rock monsters or Critters or bee ladies or whatever?

just leave town

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Temu Tom Bosley is ready to sign the papers

question answered: https://mastodon.social/@Terencio/114492373224806557

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"You tell that FAT BASTARD to get'is. ASS. over to Frank Phillips, AWFFICE, immediately."

Great acting #Monsterdon

And now we know what Stephen King watched before he wrote Dreamcatcher. #monsterdon

@apLundell because De Laurentis - italian cast
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Not even the worst thing to come out of kitchen sink taps in Michigan

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#monsterdon Is this a joke? No. None of this is funny, or anywhere close to funny. Why is it that standup is everyones first take?

In the 80s it was illegal to be caught eating at your desk.

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this is the point in every one of these movies where I would just leave town

how many movies have we done with a situation like this and they never just leave town

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"That's right, you're NOT an expert in exploding eyeballs, so it COULD BE food poisoning, YOU DON'T KNOW, NON-EXPERT!"

#Monsterdon #Slugs

Please notice that I haven't done any Brady Bunch gags. I'm saving it for the end

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