#Monsterdon fuckin parks his car in the way of the loading dock? ass

Is she French? Swiss?

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Science!🧪 Science 🧫 Science 🧬

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#monsterdon Why don't the carnivorous slugs just eat each other?

Hey, another salad-making montage! I'm sure this one will redeem the tarnished reputation of this particular meal option in our sluggy cinematic universe here.

edit: it didn't, and also that was the worst on-film flirting I have seen since Invasion of the (Bee Girls|Star Creatures).

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@bunnyhero #monsterdon
Slugnado!

Everybody in this film eats slug salads for dinner. #Monsterdon

why are they the same guy?

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Well, now they've eaten the mayor, some kind of response will certainly happen

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lithium based arsenic?

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Do you think the Stepford Wives next door lead to these things?

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#Monsterdon the army wouldn't necessarily help but they'd be running around with tanks, and that'd make for great stock footage :D

I think I would require more evidence than an angry man barging into my office with a crazy story about slugs

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#monsterdon Shouldn't the tap have an aerator screwed into it? That is uh, a metaphasic slug maybe?

salt? remember when you said salt? hon? salt?

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Mike, take your wife with you. You know what these slugs can do. Don't leave her home alone!

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They had to import a British scientist because they don't have any in Wayne Co.

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{heroically} BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK

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listen, if you can't tell me what the problem is over the phone, i'm not coming home, that's just all there is to it, you use your words or you're on your own. #monsterdon

Is lettuce to these slugs like Spinach was to Popeye?

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Old Guy non-plussed - already read the script.

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SLUGSPLOSION #monsterdon

Like the Monty Python's Meaning of Life restaurant puking scene

Give me a bucket!

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(Why are these waiters bussing and serving plates over left shoulders, this isn't right at all)

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@lorgonumputz Monsterdon plots do too! #Monsterdon

Okay, unspecified waste dump chemicals. Good enough reason.

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. . . these two guys are the same guy.

please do not put them in a room together

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The people are fair game, but the hamster?
No!
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Wait, these are two different people? #monsterdon

Look, can Bob Saget just get eaten from the inside out by slugs already? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Slimy shit on the floor and dead bodies.. you've never been to an Arby's have you son?

Those slugs are picking the right time to burst out of that dude, that shows planning...tactics.....INTELLIGENCE

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There are too many characters who I don't care about

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"What'll it be next, demented crickets?!?"

I mean, yeah, the way things are going that sounds like an even better movie, actually

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How would you like to have this movie on your resume?

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Stop harassing the photographer, Sheriff Dickballs. #Monsterdon

Yay! Bingo

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And then a slug pops his eyeball out. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon It took so many cartons of cigarettes to make this movie. Another hallmark of 1980's magic.

So these are kind of "land piranhas"

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_slug full-on eats an entire hamster_

*smash cut back to Bobby and Donna*

_slugs full-on eat an entire Donna_

Oop they got Bobby too. Well played, slugs.

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i wish this scene mirrored the opening scene

"come on, get out of those slugs. this isn't funny. babe, haha. come on. get up. get outta there! we're wasting time. baaaabe, stop it."

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Hahaha omg this is awesome. Awesome. The slugs are overpowering her. Are we sure this isn’t a Corman movie? #monsterdon

#monsterdon Really careful dissection here.

He looks like he's slicing up a piece of chicken.

#monsterdon Everyone in town loved their perms. Rollers, teasing, men and women together, in the giant dryers at the beauty salons.

That basement bar will be filled with carpenter ants in 40 years. Ask me how I know!

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yeah sex is great but oh look alcohol #monsterdon

@Cherizilla Yeah totally! I thought that was normal....

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Are we supposed to believe that this dude is being chomped from the inside by a slug that we watched being mandolined into little sluggy mini-donuts

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Slug Jazz!

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#monsterdon Nobody looks at anything they eat. Or smell anything. Absolutely no awareness at all. I want him to be chockablock full of slugs, that would be great!

#monsterdon David.. I'm sorry for being a bitch so much of the time..

#Monsterdon SLUG SALAD DOESN"T AGREE WITH ME

"I can't risk losing you."

That's the slug's job. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon A little fun fact, Diatomaceous Earth is fantastic for gardens, it is a nightmare for slugs and snails to traverse over.

we're spending a lot of time with bad people, but we're not really getting anything about the slug perspective

tsk

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also, i think their license plate said ###-ZUL, so are the slugs the Keymaster? or is that one of these disgusting heterosexuals. #monsterdon

There’s more than one disgusting protuberance in this scene #monsterdon

...Why'd she take her shirt off? #Monsterdon

you don't look at the food you're chopping? like at all?

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#monsterdon Announcer breaks in: "Proper greenhouse manager would have averted this disaster"..

lol, slugs in the lettuce, we all know how deadly American lettuce is!

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lol, what an elaborate death trap that greenhouse was....

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I wish we were watching the movie what's her name with the drinking problem is watching

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@srol Our *teachers* made us do that at the start of every year!

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This guy is trying to Evil Dead his hand #monsterdon

there are no slugs in his glove. He's really just suffering from existential despair. #monsterdon

This movie was recorded in English and then dubbed over in English, but no one knows why

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didn't the Frogs kill someone in a greenhouse full of deadly chemicals?

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Is Pam the girl from the opening scene? All these white people look the same.

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#monsterdon That bibb lettuce hides a terrible secret. It wriggles.

Oh I recognize this greenhouse from Frogs (1972)!

edit: to be clear, I am very aware that this is not the same actual greenhouse, I just expect it to serve a similar narrative purpose in this film

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lol, 'mom's kitchen wine'...this one peaked at high school, didn't she?

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#monsterdon Honneey.. the music's baaack..

They're making it really hard to determine who are the good kids and who are the bad kids

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#monsterdon Holy crow! A POWER MULLET.

Mullet perm warrior

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#Monsterdon teacher's outfit is _sizzling_

The dude inspecting the sewer is wearing a half-mask particulate respirator, not a rebreather. What is that supposed to do about high levels of methane, exactly? And shouldn't the suit be a little bit more... hermetically sealed? It looks like he's just wearing a raincoat.

Oh man! Slug stole his pipe probe! THIEF

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Sure take off the mask. What could possibly be in the air?

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No eye protection? Seriously?

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I wonder what the slugs are up to

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Salute to all those people who go into the ickiest holes of our cities to unclog stuff and keep our streets free of shit

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watch out, young man! It's dangerous to dress like The Guy From The Movie Cover!!!!!

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Another Doomed Dog since the last one was spared. #monsterdon

#monsterdon MS Windows manager, I swear to God.. I'm gonna set the slugs on ya.

#Monsterdon love the secretary's hair

#monsterdon Looks like the previous owner was a Taco Bell enthusaist. The toilet bears the scars.

#monsterdon Wow, look at all those pizzas!

#monsterdon The weirdest cop car music ever..

Body count: 2

The slugs are getting off to a strong, fast start. Dog's fine though! (I forgot to check doesthedogdie.com for this movie, heck.)

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awwww, poor doggie!

Somebody look after him

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#Monsterdon "sir we're here to evict you. you'll have to remove all your slugs from the premises"

The music says "It's a glorious morning here in Reagan's America! Let's go toss an addict out into the streets!" #Monsterdon

lol, "Wicked bitch of the north"

Are we about to see some parent's vhs sex videos?

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that guy and his wife have the same haircut, their marriage will last. #monsterdon

Like most other people, I am also very commonly offended by my own leftover pizza, and I often express this displeasure by yeeting the slices and the box into my industrial-scale slug farm down the basement stairs. My suspension of disbelief is resolute and unshaken!

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#monsterdon Slugs in the couch, bedbugs everywhere, and Yuppies! YUPPIES YUPPIES YUPPIES

i hope this entire movie is unrelated characters dying offscreen to slugs. that would be the most frustrating and funniest option

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#Monsterdon elder abuse! those kids deserve to die by slug