#monsterdon His chest hair is a merkin.

#Monsterdon two women in their underwear so far and we're only 8 minutes into the movie

#monsterdon I love a good introduction scene..

Nice to see the Reagan economy is good for some white people.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Slugs, the slow creeping menace. So slow. Very slow. Easy to flee from, just outpace them.

good to see dogs can detect ghosts and mollusks. what can't they do?

#monsterdon

This man clearly invested in crypto

#Monsterdon

played by the royal philharmonic, which wasn't doing anything else with its afternoon, so why not. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Wayne is dead! YAY! First death before the title card! Righteous!

wow, that might be the quickest death we've ever had on #monsterdon

@cargot_robbie Quick summary for you.
Scream
Scream
Detective
Sex
Scream
Sex
Detective
Science
Scream
Scream
Sex
Science
Scream
Science
Explosion
Explosion
Explosion
Credits

#monsterdon

@forestine @apLundell And Day of the Animals has Leslie Nielsen trying to play a bad guy. It’s batshit. #monsterdon

@socketwench lol, kids have to learn about Tekwar someday! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Wow. So many explosions. But I really am thinking this town had more problems than man eating slugs if the sewers can blow like that.

@SordidAmok
...and why are they letting the guy that just blew up the town walk away? Weird movie.

#Monsterdon #Slugs1988

honestly i feel like i made a better movie than this in 3 minutes in iMovie

#monsterdon #slugs1988

Pshew! That's an hour and a half of my life I'll never get back! 🤣

Thank you @Taweret for hosting and @Cherizilla for bingo!

🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌

#Monsterdon #Slugs

y'all I tried my best, but I just couldn't think of an "S car go" joke. #monsterdon

The scariest things about Slugs is that we've actually seen much MUCH worse movies. I'm looking at you Invasion of the Star Creatures. #Monsterdon #Slugs1988

Filmed in Lyons NY and Madrid Spain, yep

#monsterdon #slugs

I liked the explosions

#monsterdon

"Mike, he knew the chances."

Did he?? He expected that working for a small town's government he might get eaten by slugs???

#Monsterdon

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA the ominous ending scene

Well, that certainly was a #Monsterdon!

Thanks @Taweret for hosting, @Cherizilla for the bingo, @ryan for the stream, and everyone who joined in.

Remember everyone, slugs are just snails without shells, and just say no to pizza

Oh, this is a new enough movie that we have significant end credits.

#monsterdon #slugs

The YouTube video just ended abruptly with no credits ahahaha perfect #monsterdon

#monsterdon This is not a shocking final twist.

There must have been hundreds of thousands of slugs that survived. There were houses full of them.

@riedlr “FROM OUR OL’ FACTORY TO YOURS”

#Monsterdon

That pipe was there the whole time

#monsterdon

and now 80s sitcom closing credits music

why

#monsterdon #slugs1988

“He knew the chances.” No, he literally didn’t. Remember “it’s worse than I thought”? #monsterdon

That's the way we became the Brady Bunch

#monsterdon

London John tries to console Mike...

#Monsterdon

Yeah, those random explosions were great :D #Monsterdon

oh my god yes.

*entire town explodes*

sickos.png

#Monsterdon

it seems like filling the sewers with salt water would've been the better option here

#Monsterdon

Now it all makes sense

#monsterdon

Sudden stupid ending coming in 10 minutes

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Wow, that guy had a lot of blood in him.

Don got slugged!

#monsterdon

Look, between the slugs and the sewer water he's just gone, okay? Let him die with... Well, not DIGNITY, but... Just let him die. #Monsterdon

*presses F to play respects*

#monsterdon #slugs

#monsterdon He's going skinnydipping. Bold choice.

its okay. we have two of that guy anyway

#Monsterdon

So in short order these two clowns have gotten lost, nearly electrocuted themselves, cut off their own exit, and now they're about to get arrested. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Snug as a slug in a plug..

C.H.U.D. did ridiculous sewer drama better

#monsterdon

What? They were carrying around a bin bag full of meat?

What is this plan?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon just double-jump

#Monsterdon #Slugs

#monsterdon The city is designed at random. The sewers are a chaotic mess of construction and random mapping.

Probably shouldn't put power lines IN the sewers, just sayin

#monsterdon

How exactly did he electrocute the slugs in the sewer?

#Monsterdon

so they used a lighter... to cut a high voltage line? did I miss some parts?

#monsterdon #slugs1988

@bunnyhero #monsterdon
Even their wives won’t be able to tell them apart.

Worse than you thought?

I mean 8 people have been eaten alive

#monsterdon

are the slugs dragging her away?

#Monsterdon

Tonight's movie is brought to you tonight by the fine slugs at Slurm #Monsterdon

Booo, wrong victim. Bad slugs
#Monsterdon

mm, that might have been the first death i wasn't clapping for. #monsterdon

I feel bad for that girl :(

#monsterdon #slugs

As you'll recall, the solution in CHUD didn't solve the problem, so it probably won't work here in Wayne Co. either

#monsterdon

...Was this trip really necessary? #Monsterdon

People in my feed are very excited about slugs eating the characters in the latest #Monsterdon watch, but *particularly* excited about the #retrocomputing in the background. I love you guys!

...For some reason that yellow suit makes him look like Seinfeld. #Monsterdon

Yes, in my chemistry lab I conveniently have a 55 gallon barrel on wheels for mixing giant amounts of poison.

Well sometimes. On special occasions. But it's not a regular thing! I swear!

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon fuckin parks his car in the way of the loading dock? ass

Is she French? Swiss?

#monsterdon

Science!🧪 Science 🧫 Science 🧬

#monsterdon

Hey, another salad-making montage! I'm sure this one will redeem the tarnished reputation of this particular meal option in our sluggy cinematic universe here.

edit: it didn't, and also that was the worst on-film flirting I have seen since Invasion of the (Bee Girls|Star Creatures).

#monsterdon

@bunnyhero #monsterdon
Slugnado!

Everybody in this film eats slug salads for dinner. #Monsterdon

why are they the same guy?

#Monsterdon

Well, now they've eaten the mayor, some kind of response will certainly happen

#monsterdon

lithium based arsenic?

#monsterdon #slugs1988

Do you think the Stepford Wives next door lead to these things?

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon the army wouldn't necessarily help but they'd be running around with tanks, and that'd make for great stock footage :D

I think I would require more evidence than an angry man barging into my office with a crazy story about slugs

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Shouldn't the tap have an aerator screwed into it? That is uh, a metaphasic slug maybe?

Mike, take your wife with you. You know what these slugs can do. Don't leave her home alone!

#Monsterdon

They had to import a British scientist because they don't have any in Wayne Co.

#monsterdon

{heroically} BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK

#monsterdon

listen, if you can't tell me what the problem is over the phone, i'm not coming home, that's just all there is to it, you use your words or you're on your own. #monsterdon

Is lettuce to these slugs like Spinach was to Popeye?

#Monsterdon

Old Guy non-plussed - already read the script.

#Monsterdon

SLUGSPLOSION #monsterdon

Like the Monty Python's Meaning of Life restaurant puking scene

Give me a bucket!

#monsterdon

(Why are these waiters bussing and serving plates over left shoulders, this isn't right at all)

#monsterdon

@lorgonumputz Monsterdon plots do too! #Monsterdon

Okay, unspecified waste dump chemicals. Good enough reason.

#monsterdon #slugs

. . . these two guys are the same guy.

please do not put them in a room together

#monsterdon

The people are fair game, but the hamster?
No!
#monsterdon

Wait, these are two different people? #monsterdon

#monsterdon Slimy shit on the floor and dead bodies.. you've never been to an Arby's have you son?

Those slugs are picking the right time to burst out of that dude, that shows planning...tactics.....INTELLIGENCE

#Monsterdon

There are too many characters who I don't care about

#monsterdon

"What'll it be next, demented crickets?!?"

I mean, yeah, the way things are going that sounds like an even better movie, actually

#Monsterdon #Slugs1988

How would you like to have this movie on your resume?

#monsterdon

Stop harassing the photographer, Sheriff Dickballs. #Monsterdon

Yay! Bingo

#monsterdon
#Slugs

And then a slug pops his eyeball out. #Monsterdon