#monsterdon Recharge my batteries.. whoever wrote this is a goddamn Tolstoy,.

Props to the actress for rolling around in actual slugs in the nude

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#Monsterdon "remember to go to the bathroom after sex to avoid UTIs"

So is this a horror-comedy about slugs or an expose about horny drunks in the 80s?

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"alrighty, your role in this movie is Shitty Kid. make sure you sneer your upper lip and furrow your brow a lot."

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are we gonna have to watch these two? i mean, i do need to catch up on the timeline, but... #monsterdon

#monsterdon I'm feeling a bit sluggish tonight..

@Wyatt_H_Knott@vermont.masto.host Well, the scientist-guy hasn't done anything terrible so far.

#monsterdon #slugs

#Monsterdon this is a very realistic marital conversation.... not

this woman is in her own 1950s sitcom, meanwhile her husband is in the dumbest horror film ever made. #monsterdon

someone has kidnapped the sound director and replaced all the incidental music with the kind of stuff wallace and gromit bump on clay radio #monsterdon

And we have Lettuce! Damn. Hittin' all the sluggy tropes. ✅

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

EGGS ✅

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

#monsterdon So what kind of Highschool gets out before lunch?

#Monsterdon OMG the book covers made from brown paper grocery bags labeled in marker LFJLKSDJLSJFJLFSJJSDLJFDLJLFDSJ mychildhood

*teenagers making out in the high school parking lot*

C'mooooon, cut from that nonsense to slugs making out. Make the people happy.

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#monsterdon That's how you get mono, PAM!

GOOD PANTS ALERT #monsterdon #hotpink #highwaist

yo if I'd called my teacher a "bitch" in front of them, I'da been crucified upside-down by my parents. #monsterdon

Now contemplating the logistics of how slugs are able to remove a person's skin

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SNAILS ✅

#MonsterdonBingo #Monsterdon

#monsterdon His chest hair is a merkin.

#Monsterdon two women in their underwear so far and we're only 8 minutes into the movie

#monsterdon I love a good introduction scene..

#monsterdon So much Polyester, I feel the static charge building. I will begin to levitate.

Nice to see the Reagan economy is good for some white people.

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good to see dogs can detect ghosts and mollusks. what can't they do?

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This man clearly invested in crypto

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oh I get it... he's taking a SLUG of whiskey #monsterdon

played by the royal philharmonic, which wasn't doing anything else with its afternoon, so why not. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Wayne is dead! YAY! First death before the title card! Righteous!

wow, that might be the quickest death we've ever had on #monsterdon

@cargot_robbie Quick summary for you.
Scream
Scream
Detective
Sex
Scream
Sex
Detective
Science
Scream
Scream
Sex
Science
Scream
Science
Explosion
Explosion
Explosion
Credits

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@Terencio @Lazarou That surprised the hell out of me. Multiple dogs shoehorned in for no reason and then they survived. Refreshing but also… you could have just left them out? #monsterdon

@forestine @apLundell And Day of the Animals has Leslie Nielsen trying to play a bad guy. It’s batshit. #monsterdon

@socketwench lol, kids have to learn about Tekwar someday! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Wow. So many explosions. But I really am thinking this town had more problems than man eating slugs if the sewers can blow like that.

@SordidAmok
...and why are they letting the guy that just blew up the town walk away? Weird movie.

#Monsterdon #Slugs1988

honestly i feel like i made a better movie than this in 3 minutes in iMovie

#monsterdon #slugs1988

Pshew! That's an hour and a half of my life I'll never get back! 🤣

Thank you @Taweret for hosting and @Cherizilla for bingo!

🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌

#Monsterdon #Slugs

y'all I tried my best, but I just couldn't think of an "S car go" joke. #monsterdon

The scariest things about Slugs is that we've actually seen much MUCH worse movies. I'm looking at you Invasion of the Star Creatures. #Monsterdon #Slugs1988

#monsterdon Filmed on Location in Lyons, New York and Madrid, Spain. What a motley combination!

Filmed in Lyons NY and Madrid Spain, yep

#monsterdon #slugs

I liked the explosions

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"Mike, he knew the chances."

Did he?? He expected that working for a small town's government he might get eaten by slugs???

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA the ominous ending scene

Well, that certainly was a #Monsterdon!

Thanks @Taweret for hosting, @Cherizilla for the bingo, @ryan for the stream, and everyone who joined in.

Remember everyone, slugs are just snails without shells, and just say no to pizza

@steggy the person doing the screams trained 10 years for that role. #monsterdon

Oh, this is a new enough movie that we have significant end credits.

#monsterdon #slugs

The YouTube video just ended abruptly with no credits ahahaha perfect #monsterdon

#monsterdon This is not a shocking final twist.

There must have been hundreds of thousands of slugs that survived. There were houses full of them.

@riedlr “FROM OUR OL’ FACTORY TO YOURS”

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That pipe was there the whole time

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#monsterdon It ends the way it began.. with bad musical choices..

and now 80s sitcom closing credits music

why

#monsterdon #slugs1988

“He knew the chances.” No, he literally didn’t. Remember “it’s worse than I thought”? #monsterdon

That's the way we became the Brady Bunch

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London John tries to console Mike...

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Yeah, those random explosions were great :D #Monsterdon

#monsterdon That's sanitarium levels of lithium right there. It's not that common an element. This explains the untreated pandemic of psychoisis in the early 90's in New York. ;)

oh my god yes.

*entire town explodes*

sickos.png

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it seems like filling the sewers with salt water would've been the better option here

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Now it all makes sense

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#monsterdon Wow, that guy had a lot of blood in him.

Don got slugged!

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Look, between the slugs and the sewer water he's just gone, okay? Let him die with... Well, not DIGNITY, but... Just let him die. #Monsterdon

*presses F to play respects*

#monsterdon #slugs

#monsterdon He's going skinnydipping. Bold choice.

its okay. we have two of that guy anyway

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So in short order these two clowns have gotten lost, nearly electrocuted themselves, cut off their own exit, and now they're about to get arrested. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Snug as a slug in a plug..

C.H.U.D. did ridiculous sewer drama better

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What? They were carrying around a bin bag full of meat?

What is this plan?

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#Monsterdon just double-jump

If the sewer pipes are leaking like that, you got other problems

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A Krull remake would suck, of course, but it seems like something Hollywood would do. They screwed up The Wicker Man and Charlie & The Chocolate Factory, so they might as well ruin Krull too

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#Monsterdon #Slugs

Probably shouldn't put power lines IN the sewers, just sayin

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How exactly did he electrocute the slugs in the sewer?

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so they used a lighter... to cut a high voltage line? did I miss some parts?

#monsterdon #slugs1988

@bunnyhero #monsterdon
Even their wives won’t be able to tell them apart.

Worse than you thought?

I mean 8 people have been eaten alive

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are the slugs dragging her away?

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Tonight's movie is brought to you tonight by the fine slugs at Slurm #Monsterdon

Booo, wrong victim. Bad slugs
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mm, that might have been the first death i wasn't clapping for. #monsterdon

I feel bad for that girl :(

#monsterdon #slugs

As you'll recall, the solution in CHUD didn't solve the problem, so it probably won't work here in Wayne Co. either

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...Was this trip really necessary? #Monsterdon

People in my feed are very excited about slugs eating the characters in the latest #Monsterdon watch, but *particularly* excited about the #retrocomputing in the background. I love you guys!

...For some reason that yellow suit makes him look like Seinfeld. #Monsterdon

Yes, in my chemistry lab I conveniently have a 55 gallon barrel on wheels for mixing giant amounts of poison.

Well sometimes. On special occasions. But it's not a regular thing! I swear!

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#Monsterdon fuckin parks his car in the way of the loading dock? ass

Is she French? Swiss?

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Science!🧪 Science 🧫 Science 🧬

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#monsterdon Why don't the carnivorous slugs just eat each other?

Hey, another salad-making montage! I'm sure this one will redeem the tarnished reputation of this particular meal option in our sluggy cinematic universe here.

edit: it didn't, and also that was the worst on-film flirting I have seen since Invasion of the (Bee Girls|Star Creatures).

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@bunnyhero #monsterdon
Slugnado!

Everybody in this film eats slug salads for dinner. #Monsterdon

why are they the same guy?

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