Meanwhile, in Leslie Nielson's personal toilet... #Monsterdon

Didn't we watch a #monsterdon not too long ago where the fix was giant salt crystals?

Truly shocked the scientist is still alive

#Monsterdon #Slugs1988

Actually I'd pay good money for a horror movie about roller-skating slugs. #Monsterdon

MONSTER CHOMP

Oh jeez. So Dave just got his brain eaten from the inside out by an entire gaggle of little slugs, and I'm terrified to look at the hashtag because of the number of RFJ Junior brain worm jokes I'm sure will be lurking there

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Lets mix aspirin with wine, because a bleeding ulcer just needs true and devoted development.

#Monsterdon boy, that escalated quckly

Demented crickets would be a better movie

#monsterdon

Why are they dubbing over so much of the dialogue? Was the original dialogue better or worse? #monsterdon

#monsterdon Recharge my batteries.. whoever wrote this is a goddamn Tolstoy,.

Props to the actress for rolling around in actual slugs in the nude

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "remember to go to the bathroom after sex to avoid UTIs"

BUTT ✅

#Monsterdon
#MonsterdonBingo

Check em if you got em.

So is this a horror-comedy about slugs or an expose about horny drunks in the 80s?

#monsterdon

"alrighty, your role in this movie is Shitty Kid. make sure you sneer your upper lip and furrow your brow a lot."

#monsterdon

are we gonna have to watch these two? i mean, i do need to catch up on the timeline, but... #monsterdon

#monsterdon I'm feeling a bit sluggish tonight..

@Wyatt_H_Knott@vermont.masto.host Well, the scientist-guy hasn't done anything terrible so far.

#monsterdon #slugs

#Monsterdon this is a very realistic marital conversation.... not

this woman is in her own 1950s sitcom, meanwhile her husband is in the dumbest horror film ever made. #monsterdon

someone has kidnapped the sound director and replaced all the incidental music with the kind of stuff wallace and gromit bump on clay radio #monsterdon

And we have Lettuce! Damn. Hittin' all the sluggy tropes. ✅

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

EGGS ✅

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

#monsterdon So what kind of Highschool gets out before lunch?

#Monsterdon OMG the book covers made from brown paper grocery bags labeled in marker LFJLKSDJLSJFJLFSJJSDLJFDLJLFDSJ mychildhood

#monsterdon That's how you get mono, PAM!

GOOD PANTS ALERT #monsterdon #hotpink #highwaist

Now contemplating the logistics of how slugs are able to remove a person's skin

#Monsterdon

The levels of genuine 'ick' in this movie are very high....

#Monsterdon

SNAILS ✅

#MonsterdonBingo #Monsterdon

#monsterdon His chest hair is a merkin.

#Monsterdon two women in their underwear so far and we're only 8 minutes into the movie

#monsterdon I love a good introduction scene..

#monsterdon So much Polyester, I feel the static charge building. I will begin to levitate.

Nice to see the Reagan economy is good for some white people.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Slugs, the slow creeping menace. So slow. Very slow. Easy to flee from, just outpace them.

80s Hair, 80 Business suits......where's the coke?

#Monsterdon

good to see dogs can detect ghosts and mollusks. what can't they do?

#monsterdon

This man clearly invested in crypto

#Monsterdon

oh I get it... he's taking a SLUG of whiskey #monsterdon

played by the royal philharmonic, which wasn't doing anything else with its afternoon, so why not. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Wayne is dead! YAY! First death before the title card! Righteous!

wow, that might be the quickest death we've ever had on #monsterdon

@cargot_robbie Quick summary for you.
Scream
Scream
Detective
Sex
Scream
Sex
Detective
Science
Scream
Scream
Sex
Science
Scream
Science
Explosion
Explosion
Explosion
Credits

#monsterdon

@forestine @apLundell And Day of the Animals has Leslie Nielsen trying to play a bad guy. It’s batshit. #monsterdon

@socketwench lol, kids have to learn about Tekwar someday! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Wow. So many explosions. But I really am thinking this town had more problems than man eating slugs if the sewers can blow like that.

@SordidAmok
...and why are they letting the guy that just blew up the town walk away? Weird movie.

#Monsterdon #Slugs1988

honestly i feel like i made a better movie than this in 3 minutes in iMovie

#monsterdon #slugs1988

Pshew! That's an hour and a half of my life I'll never get back! 🤣

Thank you @Taweret for hosting and @Cherizilla for bingo!

🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌

#Monsterdon #Slugs

y'all I tried my best, but I just couldn't think of an "S car go" joke. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Thank you @Taweret for a wonderfully juicy and amusing body-horror outing! That was very satisfying, especially for #GenX. Boomers got eaten. Teehee.

The scariest things about Slugs is that we've actually seen much MUCH worse movies. I'm looking at you Invasion of the Star Creatures. #Monsterdon #Slugs1988

Filmed in Lyons NY and Madrid Spain, yep

#monsterdon #slugs

I liked the explosions

#monsterdon

"Mike, he knew the chances."

Did he?? He expected that working for a small town's government he might get eaten by slugs???

#Monsterdon

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA the ominous ending scene

Well, that certainly was a #Monsterdon!

Thanks @Taweret for hosting, @Cherizilla for the bingo, @ryan for the stream, and everyone who joined in.

Remember everyone, slugs are just snails without shells, and just say no to pizza

Oh, this is a new enough movie that we have significant end credits.

#monsterdon #slugs

The YouTube video just ended abruptly with no credits ahahaha perfect #monsterdon

#monsterdon This is not a shocking final twist.

There must have been hundreds of thousands of slugs that survived. There were houses full of them.

@riedlr “FROM OUR OL’ FACTORY TO YOURS”

#Monsterdon

That pipe was there the whole time

#monsterdon

and now 80s sitcom closing credits music

why

#monsterdon #slugs1988

“He knew the chances.” No, he literally didn’t. Remember “it’s worse than I thought”? #monsterdon

That's the way we became the Brady Bunch

#monsterdon

London John tries to console Mike...

#Monsterdon

Yeah, those random explosions were great :D #Monsterdon

#monsterdon That's sanitarium levels of lithium right there. It's not that common an element. This explains the untreated pandemic of psychoisis in the early 90's in New York. ;)

oh my god yes.

*entire town explodes*

sickos.png

#Monsterdon

it seems like filling the sewers with salt water would've been the better option here

#Monsterdon

Now it all makes sense

#monsterdon

Sudden stupid ending coming in 10 minutes

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Wow, that guy had a lot of blood in him.

Don got slugged!

#monsterdon

Look, between the slugs and the sewer water he's just gone, okay? Let him die with... Well, not DIGNITY, but... Just let him die. #Monsterdon

*presses F to play respects*

#monsterdon #slugs

#monsterdon He's going skinnydipping. Bold choice.

its okay. we have two of that guy anyway

#Monsterdon

So in short order these two clowns have gotten lost, nearly electrocuted themselves, cut off their own exit, and now they're about to get arrested. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Snug as a slug in a plug..

C.H.U.D. did ridiculous sewer drama better

#monsterdon

What? They were carrying around a bin bag full of meat?

What is this plan?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon just double-jump

#Monsterdon #Slugs

#monsterdon The city is designed at random. The sewers are a chaotic mess of construction and random mapping.

Probably shouldn't put power lines IN the sewers, just sayin

#monsterdon

How exactly did he electrocute the slugs in the sewer?

#Monsterdon

so they used a lighter... to cut a high voltage line? did I miss some parts?

#monsterdon #slugs1988

@bunnyhero #monsterdon
Even their wives won’t be able to tell them apart.

Worse than you thought?

I mean 8 people have been eaten alive

#monsterdon

are the slugs dragging her away?

#Monsterdon

Tonight's movie is brought to you tonight by the fine slugs at Slurm #Monsterdon

Booo, wrong victim. Bad slugs
#Monsterdon

mm, that might have been the first death i wasn't clapping for. #monsterdon

I feel bad for that girl :(

#monsterdon #slugs

As you'll recall, the solution in CHUD didn't solve the problem, so it probably won't work here in Wayne Co. either

#monsterdon

...Was this trip really necessary? #Monsterdon

People in my feed are very excited about slugs eating the characters in the latest #Monsterdon watch, but *particularly* excited about the #retrocomputing in the background. I love you guys!

...For some reason that yellow suit makes him look like Seinfeld. #Monsterdon

Yes, in my chemistry lab I conveniently have a 55 gallon barrel on wheels for mixing giant amounts of poison.

Well sometimes. On special occasions. But it's not a regular thing! I swear!

#Monsterdon