I'm surprised nobody's done a remake of Krull with Jake Gyllenhall or Timothy Camenbert or somebody. They could Liam Neeson to come back and play the old blind wizard
Slug. His. Ass. #monsterdon
Wayne County slugfest!! ππ¦
JUST DIE ALREADY #Monsterdon
Wait... so the DRINKING WATER supply is connected to the SEWAGE supply? Uh... I think they got bigger problems.
"it's white phosphorous. this can kill pretty much anyone, horrifically. cool huh? anyway, i don't have enough for the slugs. sorry."
...So he walked into the bathroom and laid down on the floor so the slugs could eat him? #Monsterdon
#monsterdon Wow, the acting and/or directing in this scene is really bad.
"Let's get it done with?" That's a thing people say?
why is the stuffy old man saying 'bullshit' when the drunk teenager in the cold open was saying 'darn'?
@apLundell the movie was filmed in Spain. #monsterdon
this is the guy you reach out to if you can't get Leslie Nielsen on the case.
Slugs playing Clue later: "It was Mike Brady, in the Kitchen, with the Frying Pan!"
I love labs with beakers full of multicolour fluids just . . . hanging out
Wait, if there was a toxic waste dump here shouldn't this have been a black neighborhood? Usually redlining is more efficient than this. #Monsterdon
He's not going to remember to get his free Old Spaghetti Factory glass now
Toxic waste dump. That's what humans did to bring this on themselves. Slugs have the moral high ground
FINALLY, jesus. Took you long enough. #Monsterdon
JUST EXPLODE ALREADY #Monsterdon
This meeting could have been snail mail! #monsterdon
#monsterdon Does anybody in this movie actually like anybody else in this movie?
But it's a $500 fine for speeding in this county!
Tempura paint for blood. A+ #Monsterdon FX
"Did a guy named John Foley call?"
No, he was too busy making cicada noises for that last scene. #Monsterdon
they made the slugs have like a cicada sound but the thing about slugs is that they are squishy and have no stridulatory organs and so one must imagine that the same evolutionary novelty that allowed them to eat and digest meat has also allowed them to scream #monsterdon
The slugs just became the 2nd most disgusting thing in this movie
#monsterdon That's the absolute fastest move from screwing to death I've seen in all of cinema.
Man, that actress is NOT getting paid enough for this. #Monsterdon
Whoops, he's leaking red tempera paint. #Monsterdon
HARDLY ANY ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS FILM #Monsterdon
"Wonder what your old man would say?"
Probably "Ick." #Monsterdon
film studies voice: you see the movie Slugs (1988) explores the "horror in the everyday" in the footsteps of david lynch, taking its effectivenss from how there are lots of plants around all the time and slugs like to eat them, but what if they eat guys instead #monsterdon
#monsterdon Slugs eating meat? I'm shocked by the absurdity of the very idea!
But to answer your question : Yes.
That is the worst British accent Iβve ever heard. I donβt care if the guy is actually British or not #monsterdon
You'd think gardeners would be the one set of elite warriors prepared to do battle against killer slugs
the sexual tension off this old couple is electric
#Monsterdon that greenhouse is gonna be *lousy* with slugs in a few minutes
#monsterdon GenX kids. Hee hee, it's us. All of our awful upbringing and rotten parents. It's probably the only wholesome part of this movie.
Classist lady with the dog hostage must die next
I do love those retro twirly-blinky light bars on the old police vehicles.
i just sort of instinctively change tabs when i see rich people in frame, so i missed that scene, but i also instinctively switch back when a tab starts making slug noises #monsterdon
the slugs aren't just murderers. they're perverts too.
LESS KISSING, MORE SLUG MURDER
#Monsterdon the slugs are watching them from the cuck chair
slugs are icky, #Monsterdon but #baseball sluggers are divine. have fun with tonightβs movie π
retvrn to when the town drunk would live in a stately two-story victorian palace in a state of very moderate and reasonable disarray #monsterdon
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You know it's gonna be good with all the screaming worked into the musical score
#monsterdon Wade should not have waded..
No amount of Strings and Brass can make those slugs look terrifying #Monsterdon
Weird coincidence, the production company is my Myers-Briggs type. #Monsterdon
Iβm left with two big questions. How the hell did they come up with βGoatkillerβ and why did they talk about him multiple times even though he had no significance at all? #monsterdon
The kind of movie where afterward you feel the distinct need to watch something with significantly better production quality.
You know, like Tekwar.
I don't even watch #monsterdon, but thanks to all who did - my feed was really entertaining this evening.
WE HAVE A POST CREDITS SCENE #Monsterdon
Edit: no we don't, the movie looped
All the firetrucks and ambulances are showing up at the one place in town they aren't needed
And everyone lived happily ever after. Never mind the slugs that the guy himself saw in the garden and other places!
@mmezabet I mean what isn't? #Monsterdon
"Everybody go home now, obvious all the slugs are dead"
"We had to destroy the town to save the town"
Hey, they actually did blow the town up! Thank god, I was worried the film wouldn't have a happy ending. #Monsterdon
Uh, no. That lighter would not have burned through that cable.
So one of them has to fall in the sludge, right? #Monsterdon
What if the electricity just enhances the slugs' mutant powers
and now they can shapeshift and shoot lightning
FORCE LIGHTNING
#Monsterdon ohnooooooooooooooooooo :( :( :( :( :(
Thatβs what this movie needed. Sexual assault. Keeripes #monsterdon
#Monsterdon noooo definitely slug rapey dude please
You know what would spice this film up? Trash. This movie needs a zombie punk chick. #Monsterdon
His shirt is 53 again
"LIttle bit o' blue, some yellow, add some bitters, shaken not stirred..." #Monsterdon
@SordidAmok Their continuity person was on a break.
Whoops, well, there's a big ol' death flag for sewer guy. #Monsterdon
I have been distracted for the last half an hour trying to remember the anti-drug circa 1970 film where somebody turns into a turkey or something and a character looks just like Bobby. #Monsterdon
I fried the slugs in pure Mazola!
#monsterdon A woman offering coffee. Well, we checked that box huh?
"Don, I need your help, gonna need you to die in the sewers for the good of the town.....sorry Don. I'll keep your wife warm for you after you're gone, cool? "
"What halloween party?"
The one that happens at the climax of the movie! Y'know the one where dozens of teens die horribly! #Monsterdon
#monsterdon They're going to singlehandedly solve the towns sociopathy with that much Lithium.
Everybody come into my fancy bathroom with the hidden door
Mister Phillips is screwed. #Monsterdon
"get out of my office! I'm not closing the beachβ I mean, water system, just because of a few sharβ slugs! slugs!"
Bookcase door! #Monsterdon
People in this movie really seem to harbour some kind of deep hatred of telephones and an aversion to using them. Which is perhaps an extended and subtle Broken Telephone gag based on how often characters repeat each other in disbelief.
"The slug taps are a feature actually"
I don't think any actor could make the line "we have slugs in our water" sound as dramatic as it needed to be in this scene, not in this price range
Is this another one of those movies that were filmed in Italian then dubbed into English and subtitled back into Italian? #Monsterdon
"Sure, we just saw a man be eaten alive today by slugs but that deal won't sign itself..."
Oh no, he didn't stumble on the word 'ass'. No reason to do another take
Meanwhile, in Leslie Nielson's personal toilet... #Monsterdon
Didn't we watch a #monsterdon not too long ago where the fix was giant salt crystals?
Truly shocked the scientist is still alive
Actually I'd pay good money for a horror movie about roller-skating slugs. #Monsterdon
#monsterdon Lets mix aspirin with wine, because a bleeding ulcer just needs true and devoted development.
#Monsterdon boy, that escalated quckly
Demented crickets would be a better movie
Why are they dubbing over so much of the dialogue? Was the original dialogue better or worse? #monsterdon