"When I do get back, how 'bout we get naked and crazy"

Don's last words are going to look great on his tombstone

#Monsterdon #Slugs1988

#monsterdon YEAH! Lithium is so combustible when it comes into contact with water that the dew point matters!!

That water department looks suspiciously like the school's headmaster's office.

#monsterdon

the bad lip syncing and the extremely strange pacing of this movie is making me feel like i am inside of a nightmare that is like a half remembered version of all the other "animal becomes bad" movies #monsterdon

why is all the dialogue like spaghetti western levels of lip syncing, was there some reason they couldn't use on-set microphones in 1988 #monsterdon

"You ain't got the authority to declare happy birthday! Not in this town!"

I CRAP bigger than you! #Monsterdon

Ha ha, I love how Edgy™ this script is. Doesn't make any damn sense but people sure do cuss every ten seconds! #Monsterdon

I hope the slugs eat every one of these people. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon "How about a sewer?"

"Well, as a breeding ground, it would be perfect."

"No, we don't have time for that now."

"Hermaphrophitc ....they can go fuck themselves"

#Monsterdon

Toxic waste dump!

About twenty years ago!

Teenage mutant ninja slugs!!

#monsterdon

"Not over the phone, Brady."

The slugs might be running a wiretap.

Are we just going to skate past "chickens in the sewers"?! SEWER CHICKENS

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon "bobby don't drink! if we do _two_ sins the slugs are _sure_ to kill us"

Is *anyone* in this movie NOT fucking tonight? #Monsterdon

She's going to be sorry she apologized for being an alcoholic when all that beer is about to come in REAL HANDY

#Monsterdon #Slugs1988

#Monsterdon I LOVE THE SLUG MOUTH WITH THE TINY SLUG TEETH

again that was not a slug kill that was a 100% self own overreaction to getting bit by something in your glove #monsterdon

#monsterdon To be fair to these twenty-something high-schoolers "What could Romeo and Juliette have done to solve their problem" is a stupid question.

What does that even have to do with English Lit, which I assume is what that class was?

“Yes, ma’am, I’m Mike Brady…
Yes, I’m aware that name was already taken.”
#Monsterdon

Where I'm from, the sewage guy doesn't investigate crime scenes, but I'm not from Wayne County.

#monsterdon

if you are being evicted by some asshole flipper landlord, it's actually praxis to throw all your pizzas and trash in the basement #monsterdon

#Monsterdon "I never thought slugs would eat *my* face", said the sobbing old man who had voted for the Slugs Eating Peoples' Faces Party

The slugs are like, "That's the worst pillow talk we've ever heard, you have been marked for death, just give us like twenty minutes to get over there"

#Monsterdon #Slugs1988

This movie sure is rich in 80s guys. #Monsterdon

slugs have exactly zero menacing energy, they are just little sticky guys. i am pre-emptively deciding that the slugs are being framed by some other more nefarious mollusc, probably a bivalve #monsterdon

Okay so we know the slugs can open a ketchup bottle underwater, that's pretty smart

#Monsterdon #Slugs1988

Slugs (a movie)

#Monsterdon

i love that this slug movie appears to be one of the best #monsterdon experiences ever (just basing on the toots i've seen--usually everyone's like "oh this movie is terrible" but i feel like almost all of these are just appreciative!)

@roque They were therapy dogs for the actors who were mourning what their careers had come to. #monsterdon

awright y'all I'm off to snack on some lettuce and anchovies. wait-- AAAAAHHHH #monsterdon

As we learned earlier, slug are "hermaphroditic" so it only takes one to create a sequel

#monsterdon

"Several scenes supposedly occurring in the same location were obviously shot on different sets. This is because the shots involving American actors were shot in the USA, whereas the shots involving Spanish actors were shot in Spain." #monsterdon

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093995/

someone drowning in a pool of carnivorous slugs may involuntarily try to drown someone that is rescuing them, so before rescuing them make sure your upside down ankle hang is secure #monsterdon

His wife will have to get naked and crazy all by herself 😢
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon bro's got some fancy moves on the pole

“I’m not even supposed to *be* here today!” #Monsterdon

Yeah this is absolutely how you get CHUDs. #Monsterdon

*the two sewer crawlers blowtorch a 2.5cm electrical wire and drop it into the slug water, generating huge blue hand-animated electric arcs*

That

is not how electricity works

not even one little bit

That is more wrong than the lithium arsenic and the murderous slugs and the plot killing off the wrong teen girl.

#monsterdon

"Yeah Mike, I'm here."

I"m pretending to drive a car while talking! I've got a weird smirk because even *I* can tell this isn't working, but the director says keep going! #Monsterdon

editing send back a note, they say that "even if you are wearing a mask your face moves when you talk," can we get some reshoots? no? every scene in theis movie only got a single take anyway? got it i'll let them know #monsterdon

I'm surprised nobody's done a remake of Krull with Jake Gyllenhall or Timothy Camenbert or somebody. They could Liam Neeson to come back and play the old blind wizard

#monsterdon

Wow, they killed the girl who DIDN'T want to fuck. #Monsterdon

Falling into a dank pit full of slugs after escaping a near sexual assault is a pretty harrowing tale....

#Monsterdon

"One more thing; I need you to kill us with arsenic. It'll end the film ten minutes early." #Monsterdon

who is this second football dad and why is he leading the group now #monsterdon

...is Slugs (1988) technically a Hallowe'en movie..? I'm not sure I want to put it into the seasonal rotation.

(This terrible teen flirting scene is slimier than the slugs.)

#monsterdon

bop him right on the jaw and take off, lady. #monsterdon

music can't decide if we are in an A-Team "trust the heros" moment or "imminent unknown danger," continuing its streak of reading literally every scene wrong #monsterdon

That sped-up footage of normal slugs in a miniature film set was just kind of goofy and adorable. It's OK, little guys! You're fine, you'll be fine.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Wait until the slugs find the meth lab in the basement...

His shirt was 53 outside. It became 42 when they came in

#monsterdon

wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle

#monsterdon

Off-brand Isabella Rossellini

#monsterdon

Don, smartest man in this movie, will probably die soon

#Monsterdon #Slugs1988

"Well it's a lithium-based arsenic"

*extremely Neil DeGrasse Tyson voice* NO IT ISN'T

#monsterdon

no notes on the extremely dumb guys version of what rich people are like, sitting around signing documents and making deals in library rooms with fake walls #monsterdon

They finish signing and a slug bursts out of the pen. #Monsterdon

He thinks his job sucks now. Wait until there's an army of carnivorous slugs rampaging up his butthole. THEN he's gonna be hitting up LinkedIn. Or however jerks found jobs in the 80s.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "I assure you it is *not* corporate policy for our representatives to explode."

@apLundell the movie was filmed in Spain. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon this town's government has _terrible_ coordination between departments

"Is this your idea of a joke? I'm Leslie Nielson, I do the jokes." #Monsterdon

HE'S GOTTA HURRY HOME! A SLUG'S MENACING HIS WIFE!

DRIVE FASTER, MAN, SLUGS CAN REACH SPEEDS OF UP TO THREE #Monsterdon

EEEEEWWW hahaha so gross

#Monsterdon

Her-maff-ro-dittic #Monsterdon

There are two types of guys in this movie, curly haired and straight haired. Don’t ask me to distinguish among them any further. I can’t.
#monsterdon

We gottanoworms here!
#monsterdon

Worms can't roller skate, sir. They lack feet.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon "We've decided to go full speed ahead on the project!"

The same project that a minute ago we were all talking about like it was a done deal.

Eating slug salad turns you into slugman #monsterdon

I will drink to the death of another capitalist....

#Monsterdon

I've got ten bucks on 80's Guy exploding at lunch. #Monsterdon

The sign for ASHTON SANITATION DEPARTMENT just asking to be creatively vandalized with a Sharpie

#Monsterdon #Slugs1988

Oh good, it's time for the YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME scene. This movie was built out of stereotypes. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I'm not going to post a screenshot, but you can SEE the tarp the special effect guy covered the floor with.

There are way too many people in this movie. Please die faster. #monsterdon

Everyone was constantly horny in the 80s, don't ya know. And we used the word "Bitch" ten times an hour.

#Monsterdon

“What does it eat?”
“Crab Rangoon, things of that nature.”
#Monsterdon

It'd be great if this was the start of a whole series of single-word-title terrible horror films about slow-moving but obviously incredibly deadly animals, like SLOTHS or STARFISH

#Monsterdon #Slugs1988

[Aggressively Jaunty Driving Music]

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon GenX kids. Hee hee, it's us. All of our awful upbringing and rotten parents. It's probably the only wholesome part of this movie.

Is that Zoidberg's arm?

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon I hope there aren't CHUDS down there!

hope you brought a LOT of very tiny handcuffs, sheriff

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon sir do not give alcohol to your dog

#monsterdon The Royal Philharmonic were slumming it.

You have to believe that Wayne has the breath control of a pearl diver for him to still be “kidding around”. #Monsterdon

Getting ready to watch SLUGS on my tablet while doing chores, Sunday always so busy for me! 🤦🏻‍♀️

But I will be watching.
Via https://miru.miyaku.media/

(Thanks to @miru)

Oh! It started!

#Monsterdon

"Actually, the killer slugs were caused by vaccines." - RFK Jr.

#monsterdon

I’m left with two big questions. How the hell did they come up with “Goatkiller” and why did they talk about him multiple times even though he had no significance at all? #monsterdon

@moira Sit Ubu sit. Good slug. #Monsterdon #Slugs1988

@allanb @Taweret thinking about all the people who paid money to see that and how their lives turned out because of it...

#Monsterdon

That was a very Monsterdon film, but everyone was too horny and drunk

#Monsterdon

Don knew he was never seeing his wife again.....

#Monsterdon

See what I mean? This chemist is on the BALL. Only three hours to synthesize all that lithium arsenic, get it loaded into a coincidentally available tank truck that just HAPPENS to have a roller hose, and drive it over there.

#Monsterdon

yes! Hug and kiss the guy who reeks of the sewer

#monsterdon

To hell with warning people
#monsterdon

this is my favourite part of the film

#monsterdon

"R U ALRIGHT M8?"

*Destroys town

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon That pipe was there the whole time. They could have just... used.. the... pipe...