"Mike, I'm still a little concerned that we're both the same guy"

#Monsterdon

"am I going to need a lid for this mass quantity of substance that reacts explosively with water?"

"...nah, it'll be fine"

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon This is like someone watched "Squirm" and said "hold my beer"

This movie has bad dialogue, but it cares more about the relationships of these couples than just about any other #Monsterdon movie

Once again the use of Blonde Youth in festival to attract the monster....like the folk tales of old. But with more fucking.

#Monsterdon

HAHahahahah the scientist just excitedly pouring huge beakers of stuff into a barrel, I hope that scene launched a thousand STEM careers

#Monsterdon #Slugs1988

PPE failure again: Lab guy isn't weaing gloves and he's handling fucking lithium

#Monsterdon

@moira We Built This City on Mu-Tant Sluuuugs. #Monsterdon #Slugs1988

#Monsterdon yes! the teen party! they are gonna get SO slugged

@healyn @Taweret not that there's anything wrong with that #monsterdon

the entire town is built on slugs

and 3" of builder-grade topsoil

#monsterdon #slugs1988

#monsterdon This is also an example of what happens when you don't wash your vegetables when preparing them for a meal. No water, no salad spinner, no LOOKING AT THE SLUG BITS and WONDERING. Does that... belong there? GODAMMIT

When I get finished killing these slugs, how about we “get naked and get crazy.” The slugs are definitely exuding horny vibes somehow. #monsterdon

okay, i'm not sure that qualifies as sexy talk either. are we sure the writer of this movie knows what sexy is? #monsterdon

good grief, please tattoo a 1 and a 2 on these guys' foreheads or something please

#monsterdon

I thought it was his MOM

#monsterdon

Is it all the salads? Is that why this town is so freaking horny all the time? #Monsterdon #Slugs1988

They're going to solve the problem the same way they did it in CHUD

#monsterdon

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"I don't need to think about it" <-- the motto of this movie

#monsterdon I've been to the mayor and I've been to the sheriff... but I've never been to me..

Now thinking about how to reconcile "without blowing up the town" and "explodes when it comes in contact with water"

#Monsterdon

This is a reasonable complaint. Why do you need to kill the slugs with a chemical fire?

#monsterdon #slugs

"They're coming out of the water taps in my neighborhood"
"Oh my god, is your wife okay?"
"Oh yeah, I clanked a frying pan around in the sink, she's fine." #monsterdon

Have you considered salt?!?!? #Monsterdon

"Let's go inside, where it's dark and moist." #monsterdon

You COULD use lithium-based arsenic, or you could use table salt.

#monsterdon #slugs1988

“Lithium-based arsenic. Let’s breathe it!” #monsterdon

If they were to remake this movie, John Oliver should play the British scientist.

#Monsterdon

[Slugs] We're all fine in here ma'am! Just on our lunch break.

#Monsterdon

how does no one ever hear the extremely loud slugs?

#Monsterdon

ma'am, i don't think they pay you enough to see what you're about to see. #monsterdon

I don't care who else dies, but the slugs better not harm that lady's jacket. #monsterdon

#monsterdon We need to shut down the beaches!

My-name-is-mike-brady-and-i-am-the-county-health-inspector-i-talk-like-a-robot #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon local government people never believe the scientist warning about the danger

but if there were skinless organless bodies showing up all over town they'd have sent in the fucking army by now irl

CALGOR TAKE ME AWAY

#monsterdon #slugs1988

@CactuarJoe Given the discussion elsewhere, possibly Spanish this time

#monsterdon #slugs

wE hAVe sLuGS iN oUr wATeR sYstEM

#monsterdon #slugs1988

the town is being attacked by frogs or slugs or rock monsters or Critters or bee ladies or whatever?

just leave town

#Monsterdon

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Temu Tom Bosley is ready to sign the papers

question answered: https://mastodon.social/@Terencio/114492373224806557

#monsterdon

"You tell that FAT BASTARD to get'is. ASS. over to Frank Phillips, AWFFICE, immediately."

Great acting #Monsterdon

And now we know what Stephen King watched before he wrote Dreamcatcher. #monsterdon

@apLundell because De Laurentis - italian cast
#monsterdon

Not even the worst thing to come out of kitchen sink taps in Michigan

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Is this a joke? No. None of this is funny, or anywhere close to funny. Why is it that standup is everyones first take?

In the 80s it was illegal to be caught eating at your desk.

#Monsterdon

this is the point in every one of these movies where I would just leave town

how many movies have we done with a situation like this and they never just leave town

#Monsterdon

"That's right, you're NOT an expert in exploding eyeballs, so it COULD BE food poisoning, YOU DON'T KNOW, NON-EXPERT!"

#Monsterdon #Slugs

Please notice that I haven't done any Brady Bunch gags. I'm saving it for the end

#monsterdon

Slugs getting in the fresh water system seems like a bigger deal.

#monsterdon #slugs

Oh my god. The slugs have cut the phone lines!
#monsterdon

You just can't emphatically slam phones down today like you could in the 80's.

They just don't make 'em like they used to.

#Monsterdon

“Just hang in there, you’ll be fine.” New Monsterdon quote. #monsterdon

bahahahah @Cherizilla , slugs wearing aerator mesh hats. perfect.

#monsterdon

And *still* we have not seen salt make any appearance in this movie

#Monsterdon

@Wyatt_H_Knott@vermont.masto.host #monsterdon
Fact!

#monsterdon This is what happens when you don't wash your hands! Now do you understand?!?

Can nobody explain shit over the phone?

#monsterdon

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Best slug breeding grounds apparently:

1. a sewer
2. some lettuce
3. a basement full of pizza boxes
4. the inside of a dude's noggin

#monsterdon Dark and moist, mostly your wives and girlfriends.

Paralysis toxin is just one of those things that makes the story work a bit better

#monsterdon #slugs

got them brain worms
#monsterdon

If you're waiting for Iggy Pop to do a cameo, don't. He would never stoop so low.

#monsterdon

Science guy has a British(?) accent?

#Monsterdon

Why is this guy's fake British accent so badly dubbed? #Monsterdon #Slugs1988

This is the best movie I’ve seen in years. By all means, DON’T close the restaurant where a guy just crashed and bled out in front of everyone while birthing parasites from his face. #monsterdon

"...they're definitely carnivorous"
"We kinda figured that part out already doc."

#Monsterdon #Slugs

There better be a giant slug world eater at the end of this film

#monsterdon

Hut dur durt, No SLugges here, no siree bort bort bort. #Monsterdon

An expert would know just how often food poisoning leads to the victim's face exploding and their eyes popping out

#Monsterdon

So, those were worms, not slugs

#monsterdon

when does the sherrif get slugged? #monsterdon

(20 minutes late) this film has important messages about second-hand smoke AND not storing gasoline in your greenhouse! #monsterdon

What if they did have roller skates sheriff? Why do you close down so many avenues of thought?!

#Monsterdon

Just one tiny wafer thin minty slug. #Monsterdon

*SPLORT!*

#monsterdon #slugs

#Monsterdon #Slugs1988

#monsterdon This is going to be amazing.

#Monsterdon 🐌 🐌 🐌 💀 🩸 😱

"Sir, would you like an hors d'ouvre"? <-- I don't think that's how this works.

oh good. It's just the cocaine. #monsterdon

I hope the slug piloting him like a meat mechsuit.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon How is any of this not an EPA superfund site?

#monsterdon Here's the love canal link.

It's funny how everyone is in denial after several people have been eaten alive

#monsterdon

@SnoopJ @Cherizilla I hope they glued a plastic slug on the hamster, painted it, and dubbed in the squeals.

#Monsterdon #Slugs1988

Jeezus, the wallpaper

#monsterdon

mm, tasty infrastructure explanation. (^_^)
#monsterdon

#monsterdon
Cats? O.K., this is _serious_.

"Well Sheriff, it could've been murderous frogs..."

#Monsterdon

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good lord sheriff you're crankier than necessary

"Maybe, just maybe we're dealing with some kind of mutant slugs....that's my dream anyway...someday....." *bursts into song

#Monsterdon

…and the slugs just flee the crime scene? #monsterdon

Lol ok, the sex to red paint and screaming time frame was a little quick for my taste

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon bobby died as he lived: as a slimy drunk.

Is the Public Health Guy having psychic flashes of the slugs master plan?

Is there a Slug Queen, a Brain Slug controlling it all?

#Monsterdon

the music box makes a deep symbolic statement

#Monsterdon

how did you not hear the squelching of the room filling with slugs

#Monsterdon

remember, kids. This is the natural consequence of premarital sex. #monsterdon

#monsterdon He's thirsty, screwing is thirsty work. Oops, foot injury. Ooops, floor is slugs.