Slugs getting in the fresh water system seems like a bigger deal.

#monsterdon #slugs

Oh my god. The slugs have cut the phone lines!
#monsterdon

You just can't emphatically slam phones down today like you could in the 80's.

They just don't make 'em like they used to.

#Monsterdon

“Just hang in there, you’ll be fine.” New Monsterdon quote. #monsterdon

bahahahah @Cherizilla , slugs wearing aerator mesh hats. perfect.

#monsterdon

And *still* we have not seen salt make any appearance in this movie

#Monsterdon

@Wyatt_H_Knott@vermont.masto.host #monsterdon
Fact!

#monsterdon This is what happens when you don't wash your hands! Now do you understand?!?

Can nobody explain shit over the phone?

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🐌 🐌 🐌 💀 🩸 😱

Best slug breeding grounds apparently:

1. a sewer
2. some lettuce
3. a basement full of pizza boxes
4. the inside of a dude's noggin

#monsterdon Dark and moist, mostly your wives and girlfriends.

Paralysis toxin is just one of those things that makes the story work a bit better

#monsterdon #slugs

got them brain worms
#monsterdon

If you're waiting for Iggy Pop to do a cameo, don't. He would never stoop so low.

#monsterdon

Science guy has a British(?) accent?

#Monsterdon

Why is this guy's fake British accent so badly dubbed? #Monsterdon #Slugs1988

This is the best movie I’ve seen in years. By all means, DON’T close the restaurant where a guy just crashed and bled out in front of everyone while birthing parasites from his face. #monsterdon

"...they're definitely carnivorous"
"We kinda figured that part out already doc."

#Monsterdon #Slugs

Hut dur durt, No SLugges here, no siree bort bort bort. #Monsterdon

An expert would know just how often food poisoning leads to the victim's face exploding and their eyes popping out

#Monsterdon

when does the sherrif get slugged? #monsterdon

(20 minutes late) this film has important messages about second-hand smoke AND not storing gasoline in your greenhouse! #monsterdon

What if they did have roller skates sheriff? Why do you close down so many avenues of thought?!

#Monsterdon

*SPLORT!*

#monsterdon #slugs

#Monsterdon #Slugs1988

#monsterdon This is going to be amazing.

#Monsterdon 🐌 🐌 🐌 💀 🩸 😱

"Sir, would you like an hors d'ouvre"? <-- I don't think that's how this works.

oh good. It's just the cocaine. #monsterdon

I hope the slug piloting him like a meat mechsuit.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon How is any of this not an EPA superfund site?

#monsterdon Here's the love canal link.

It's funny how everyone is in denial after several people have been eaten alive

#monsterdon

@SnoopJ @Cherizilla I hope they glued a plastic slug on the hamster, painted it, and dubbed in the squeals.

#Monsterdon #Slugs1988

Jeezus, the wallpaper

#monsterdon

mm, tasty infrastructure explanation. (^_^)
#monsterdon

#monsterdon
Cats? O.K., this is _serious_.

"Well Sheriff, it could've been murderous frogs..."

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🐌 🐌 🐌 💀 🩸 😱

good lord sheriff you're crankier than necessary

"Maybe, just maybe we're dealing with some kind of mutant slugs....that's my dream anyway...someday....." *bursts into song

#Monsterdon

…and the slugs just flee the crime scene? #monsterdon

Lol ok, the sex to red paint and screaming time frame was a little quick for my taste

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon bobby died as he lived: as a slimy drunk.

Is the Public Health Guy having psychic flashes of the slugs master plan?

Is there a Slug Queen, a Brain Slug controlling it all?

#Monsterdon

the music box makes a deep symbolic statement

#Monsterdon

how did you not hear the squelching of the room filling with slugs

#Monsterdon

remember, kids. This is the natural consequence of premarital sex. #monsterdon

#monsterdon He's thirsty, screwing is thirsty work. Oops, foot injury. Ooops, floor is slugs.

#monsterdon Well, that was a fast acceleration to hump-town.

And now a gory part

#monsterdon #slugs

I feel bad for that gerbil(?)

#monsterdon #slugs

"I say! That slug is having unnatural relations with that lab mouse!" #monsterdon

"Are you sure you don't want a drink?"

"Oh Bobby, you know what I want"

_nine hundred weirdos on the internet_ SLUGS, SLUGS, SLUGS, SLUGS

#monsterdon

Cue the softcore music, you know what it's time for (slugs)

#Monsterdon

Everyone in this movie is way too horny for no damn good reason

#Monsterdon

Jayne County, who was Wayne County before she changed it, wasn't from Wayne County.

#monsterdon

oh no wait, that's one of the jocks from earlier, isn't it|?

so many drunk blondes...

#Monsterdon

Slug's gonna pull the ol' xenomorph routine, just you wait

#monsterdon

@Taweret she was all like "cool this new lettuce has built in anchovies" #Monsterdon

This limey is going to start singing "The Candyman Can" any minute

#monsterdon

"i can't risk losing you."
ma'am, i read an excerpt of this novel, i'm pretty sure you're gonna need another drink after this scene. #monsterdon

You had a crap on the couch?
#monsterdon

This guy just saw the slugs in the garden, identified the slime trails, and then pretended he didn’t know anything about slugs #monsterdon

The music... it's a little much

#monsterdon

"Why do you ask?"

Well I know I rushed here to ask you questions, but for some reason I'm not going to ask them right now and instead I'm going to end the scene so that we can move on to another SUPER GROADY sex scene. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon <apocalypse now col kurtz voice> "I saw a slug... crawling along the edge of a straight.... razor...."

#monsterdon There is zero situational awareness here, and I'm here for it. This is all a great setup. They are all kinda just waddling through the movie.

Director: “Actors, please barely try. Orchestra, try too hard”
#monsterdon

Why are we getting ominous music during the lettuce chopping bit here? Sure it's gross that she's chopping up a giant slug at the same time but, like, in this particular Slug vs. Human match-up she obviously got the upper hand.

(Also that dude looked a little bit like Justin Trudeau, that was unnecessary and a little bit rude.)

#monsterdon

That cleaner DGAF about these two running around with their slug quest

#Monsterdon

I look away for one minute…the slugs carry explosives?
#monsterdon

does the writer of this movie think this is sexy talk??? #monsterdon

"Hey yourself!"

And other hot pickup lines from Bob Saget. #Monsterdon

"Your english friend"

street slang for illegal tea merchant

#Monsterdon

Oh good lord, the gardener knocking over multiple bottles of mysteriously bubbling and smoking fluid in the greenhouse while fighting a carnivorous slug hiding in his glove is... far closer to Frogs (1972) than I actually expected.

I don't know folks, I might not try to cut off my own arm with an axe, even if a slug _was_ chewing on my fingers inside my glove. That's a bit of a stretch. Loved the Looney Tunes style greenhouse explosion though, A+.

#monsterdon

that what she said, etc

#Monsterdon

Harold didn't deserve a better fate

#monsterdon

AHAHAHA THIS IS AMAZING. This guy just blew up his house because a slug bit his hand. I never thought I’d see something make Humanoids from the Deep look good. #monsterdon

Didn’t have explosions on the list. But it is an 80s movie. #monsterdon

"I liked them.....A LOT"

Horny old swinger couple RIP

#Monsterdon

. . . sl'arson

#monsterdon

Gonna tell my kids this is Hatchet by Gary Paulsen #monsterdon

#monsterdon YAY! Hatchet time!

#Monsterdon what a time to play loud music and polish the bannisters

Good exposition there with
"There's something biting my hand"

#monsterdon

If only his vials of poison were marked POISON like in The Frogs!

#Monsterdon

*ominous moving lettuce in the sink*

this lettuce is about to outlive the career of a tremendously unpopular and ineffective politican

#monsterdon

lol, slugs in the gloves!

#Monsterdon

[menacing lettuce noises]

#Monsterdon

I know it's probably slugs but I would prefer that we were looking at a sentient head of lettuce

#Monsterdon

@OliviaVespera I think this was the director’s cousin’s band or something #monsterdon

It's chubacabra, you dope.

#monsterdon

FWIW, this is what slug/snail eggs actually look like. They are found in the soil, not on plant leaves. https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Slug_eggs.jpg

#Monsterdon

rap legend eminem, what's your opinion of the fashion sense of Slugs (1988)?

"DENIMMMMMMM, DENIM DENIM, DENIMMMM"

#monsterdon

What does the Goatkiller do? He kills… people. #monsterdon

i think the slugs also ate the acting in this movie. #monsterdon

Teenagers planning a party, Monsters hate that sort of thing

It's like a 'town fair full of blonde children' to them

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon The music is just a random 8-track with a stutter.

Why was 80s and 90s culture obsessed with the sewer?! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon i hope that dog gets loose but the old lady gets eaten

Now it’s trying to be both Alligator and C.H.U.D. #monsterdon