So far, we have college students, cantankerous elderly people, yuppies, and cops.

Needs more slugs.

#Monsterdon #Slugs

Dog CC: For the love of god, take me to a shelter. DOn't leave me here!! #Monsterdon

juicy corpse is gonna move ya. chew so soft, gets right to ya

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Who would be tempted to touch **anything** in that house?

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#Monsterdon 🐌 🐌 🐌 💀 🩸 😱

SOMEONE RESCUE THAT DOGGO

um, those were worms, not slugs

unless they're working together?!?

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"Okay, but don't touch anything" "Don't have to tell me twice"

#monsterdon #slugs1988

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How did those earthworms get on the corpse indoors? They were riding on the slugs' backs.

@brooke think we can end the #monsterdon commentary here

Voyeur slugs...

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@Copperplate Of course. They're slugs, not monsters. #monsterdon

Oh that face was altogether too gooey 🤢 #Monsterdon

#monsterdon "It doesn't look like anyone lives here. // We'll see about that! We'll get this house full of Orphans and trashy prostitutes, just you wait and see!"

There are some very greasy, very drunk slugs nearby...

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@blue also they are pepping toms
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FUN FACT: slugs are technically just shell-less snails. There are "semi-slugs" with partial shells. And various groups of snails lost their shells independently, so "slug" isn't a real group; it encompasses many different lineages more closely related to snails with shells than to each other.

#Monsterdon 🐌

Oh that was gross. Also obviously a cheap rubber mask, but still gross.

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ewwww, shitty toilet....

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I really didn't clock the old man on the couch getting attacked by slugs. I thought he was just going through it. #monsterdon

"Oh my god...!"

It's an anatomical skeleton covered in clay and jelly! #Monsterdon

Their dubbing the dog!

#Monsterdon

That poor dog!

#Monsterdon #Slugs1988

I suspect the slugs were involved

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@wohali is this a thing that people do? maybe he has a wood stove to burn the box? #Monsterdon

This wellness check looks surprisingly realistic.

#Monsterdon #Slugs1988

So... the Sheriff just goes to random dilapidated buildings?!?

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@ramsey It's fine, Slugs (1988) moves slow. #Monsterdon

This is a tough movie. Tough banter, spitting, AND swearing. By a COP.

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So sheriff drives around with lights running as he just goes from place to place. and he leaves the lights running even as he gets out of the car. #monsterdon

music suddenly became tv series theme

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Whoa the first Smoking Kills PSA! So many firsts in this flick. #monsterdon

What is this driving music?

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Next time on 'Slugs!'

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This music and the police car. Sounds like and old episode of dragnet
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I wonder how long it is before the porn-y scenes get more annoying than if we were watching #WrongSlugs https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0395216/

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...I was wrong, it's unused Hill Street Blues music #Monsterdon

What a strange soundtrack on this #Monsterdon it is basically the Evening News

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this is like MacGuyver music being played to a slow-moving sedan, what the hell

#monsterdon #slugs1988

Shows smoking but has someone (and law enforcement at that!) immediatly speak against it. Very transgressive for the 80's, no?

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Lights and siren for an eviction -- makes sense.

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Happy police driving music 🎶 #monsterdon

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But why the jaunty music with the cop car?

#monsterdon Lets take my car, the bouncy cop wagon of Silver Spoons fame.

He's right to be angry, smoking kills

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AND you get a fine for-- ha! thank you. #monsterdon

Dismissal of the difference between snails and slugs, get that on yer bingo cards

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Not another cheap wood-paneled room
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Hill Street Slugs. #Monsterdon #Slugs1988

A K Car wagon?

This *is* a horror movie.

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Productivity music!

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Seeing their teacher make out in her lacies might be more traumatizing for high school students than Slugs.

#Monsterdon #Slugs1988

Snails are introverts, slugs have come out of their shells, that's the difference buddy

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i think this might be the first time i’ve watched the #monsterdon timeline without the movie and it’s hilarious.

#Monsterdon ugh

The slugs are peeping toms!

Oh gosh, this is some bad roleplaying by this couple
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#Monsterdon clearly slugs are non fond of heterosexual sex.

*sighs*

I'm going to be jealous of every woman's hips during the entire film, aren't I?

:blobcatsad:

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So far, the slugs aren't the grossest thing in this movie.

#Monsterdon #Slugs

Glass: The Slugs ONE weakness
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I nice Reliant automobile! #Monsterdon

Hell of an introduction lol #monsterdon

Playing at 2x speed, these opening credits still take far too long.

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I'm getting out my fashion police badge!

A stripey purpls polyester peplum dress. Say that 5 times fast.

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It's John, Mary and what the Slug saw? #Monsterdon

Peeping Slugs!

#Monsterdon #Slugs

@Taweret They hope to keep it that way

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#Monsterdon I don't think my lecturers are having this much fun.

#monsterdon An adorable drunk and a small dog early in the movie. You should always develop a bit of attachment for such fond characters in these sort of m- whoa WTF movie!

Look at all these normals #monsterdon

I'm sorry but I would love to know the head of the sewer system. I wish I had gotten tickets to tour the Greenpoint facility... sigh....
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Maureen is flunking this job interview. #Monsterdon #slugs1988

"Whatdya say we start our homework?"

"OK, which of the following is NOT a state capitol?"

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#monsterdon He's a college educated toilet flusher. Flush a whole bunch of times, so many times, gotta get all of it to the White House after all. Ahem.

This whole bar/restaurant scene is nothing but white people. #monsterdon

So why did you stop being a plumber? #Monsterdon

(Forgot to hashtag this hours ago.)

In a "National Lampoon" "Letters from the Editors" column c.1976C.E., a series of letters followed along with a new version of the classic thriller "Leiningen versus the Ants" called "Leiningen versus the Snails" in which the eponymous character has plenty of time waiting for the onslaught.

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Very 80s shoulder pads aplenty #Monsterdon

smooth jazz and 80s perms

yeah, send in the slugs already!

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you say that to someone you've NEVER MET before?

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#monsterdon So much Polyester, I feel the static charge building. I will begin to levitate.

Just got home and need to catch up.... is Slugs filmed in front of a live studio audience? #monsterdon

“Those kids could’ve killed me, but I survived!!!”

My dude, maybe don’t walk down the exact center of the road.

Also please don’t offer liquor to the dog. #Monsterdon

And this is the place where the writer died...

#Monsterdon

Whoa, Meg Ryan's first role! #monsterdon

One thing a lot of these movies take for granted is dialogue...not this one #Monsterdon

"You wanna boogie?"

Lady, you came dressed for Dirty Dancing and this is an episode of Thirtysomething. #Monsterdon

Wicked bitch of the north?!?! hA!

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Like most other people, I am also very commonly offended by my own leftover pizza, and I often express this displeasure by yeeting the slices and the box into my industrial-scale slug farm down the basement stairs. My suspension of disbelief is resolute and unshaken!

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no respect for slug farmers these days 😔

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Fun fact: No one in this film had to 'act' drunk. #Monsterdon #Slugs1988

The humans are all so bad so far that five minutes into this #Monsterdon I am already fully on Team Slugs

Hope she is not the next to die, they only kill off the loveable characters.

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What about this bar is giving off a "dancey" vibe? #monsterdon

I'm a few minutes late getting started.

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@cargot_robbie yes, the list of CWs for this movie may be the longest we've ever had for #Monsterdon

#monsterdon The sexually liberated woman of the 80s. I love her voice.

YUPPIES!!! Boo, hiss!

#Monsterdon #Slugs

The Rich people will NEVER get slugs on them

#monsterdon

I've seen that guy in something but idk what

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