What about this bar is giving off a "dancey" vibe? #monsterdon

I'm a few minutes late getting started.

#Monsterdon

@cargot_robbie yes, the list of CWs for this movie may be the longest we've ever had for #Monsterdon

#monsterdon The sexually liberated woman of the 80s. I love her voice.

YUPPIES!!! Boo, hiss!

#Monsterdon #Slugs

The Rich people will NEVER get slugs on them

#monsterdon

I've seen that guy in something but idk what

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon They cut his electricity so he uses kerosene.

Slugs love pizza almost as much as TMNT #Monsterdon

So the slugs are a ... hygiene issue?

#Monsterdon #Slugs

...Did we segue into Death Bed: The Bed that Eats? #Monsterdon

Be mean to a dog. Die by slugs.

#Monsterdon

Attacked by slugs, or the DTs? #monsterdon

Slime trail title font!

#Monsterdon

The wet squishy slug noises are delightful. #monsterdon

Sprocket is purring up a storm. I don’t think he feels the dramatic tension yet #Monsterdon

Please recycle your pizza to avoid slugs.

#Monsterdon

lol i thought those were snakes for a sec

#monsterdon

Are those slugs all supposed to be in that guy's basement or was that just a random shot

#Monsterdon

Damn, that's a lot of slugs
#monsterdon

Was that pizza box made of poster board?

#monsterdon #slugs1988

#Monsterdon well there are the slugs. hiding in the couch!

You put Pizza in the oven to store it silly town drunk!
#Monsterdon

Slugs are evidently quite social
#monsterdon

Are the slugs popping popcorn? #Monsterdon #Slugs1988

I like a guy who keeps a clean kitchen
#monsterdon

@paco To be fair it doesn't specify *which* Royal Philharmonic Orchestra

That gives them some deniability

#Monsterdon

DId he just throw the bad pizza into the basement?

#monsterdon

Well slugs are getting all these mofos #monsterdon

Hopefully he won't be dead soon, he is the most likable character so far.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

I'm willing to bet they blew the budget on The Royal Philharmonic.

#monsterdon His junk house is condemned. Just like this movie.

Mmmmm, stove-top pizza.

#monsterdon

Old man love bombing and negging his dog. Die by slug asshole.

#Monsterdon don

Man, no one listens to the animals when the animals say "Hey stupid, don't go in there!"

#Monsterdon

@paco Not The, just A. #Monsterdon

LOL he’s trying to act around the dog being upset #monsterdon

@paco a paycheque's a paycheque

#monsterdon #slugs1988

#Monsterdon ok he deserves to die by slug also

#monsterdon That's not a happy dog sound.

Ok, I'm watching on Tubi. Hopefully I don't fall too far behind with commercials 😬

Yet ANOTHER teenage boy who refuses to have sex with his girlfriend

#Monsterdon

oops, dude was mean to doggo, he must be ensluggified now. #monsterdon

O'DOYLE RULES
#monsterdon

For once I don't doubt that they filmed this inside the house that we just saw from the outside.

#monsterdon

@forestine I wonder who involved was the conductor's cousin. 😂

#monsterdon #slugs1988

Street Mutt, Accident Lawyer, sir. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon dog doesn't seem happy about being offered alcohol

I hope there's no slugs in the house

#Monsterdon

Pretty typical driver behavior. #FuckCars #BanCars #Monsterdon

Filmed on location in Santa Cruz, CA

#monsterdon

Dog is trying to do an intervention.

#monsterdon

Is this the house from Psycho?

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#monsterdon butt right out the gate on this one, I guess this movie knows what it's about. That's one bingo square down...also inexplicable bongos in the soundtrack for the opening jump-scare-blood-fountain. Butt bongo bingo.

Very Spielbergesque opening, with the non-union equivalent of a John Williams score #Monsterdon

Oooh, based on a NOVEL, I have high hopes that literature will inform the day!

#Monsterdon #Slugs

I still haven't worked on improving my #Monsterdon overlay.

.. Also... Giiiirlllls :floshed:

I don't know about y'all but the way I kept a girlfriend was not by dragging them out to do things they vocally complained were boring.

#Monsterdon

I could use a couple' a snorts about now. #Monsterdon #Slugs1988

Foley guy is having a blast!

#Monsterdon

Oh no. Doomed Dog #monsterdon

Do you think the slugs in the intro are credited? #monsterdon

Just when you thought it was safe to go fishing for mullet #Monsterdon #slugs1988

dem god damn kids

#monsterdon #slugs1988

Which is scarier? Yeerks from Animorphs or carnivorous lake slugs? #Monsterdon

I'm confused, I thought we were watching a documentary about Slackware Linux User Groups #monsterdon

Did she ever put back on her pants, or did she row back to shore in her cute underwear?

#Monsterdon #Slugs1988

this credits howling would not pass muster in a disneyland queue

or a local amusement park queue for that matter

#monsterdon #slugs1988

I did see this movie once before actually. Also for riffing purposes. There was an old justin.tv channel that broadcast MST3k episodes 24/7, but once in a while they'd play a non-MST3k movie for people to riff in the chat. #monsterdon

@diazona Goodbye, Wayne, we hardly knew ya

#Monsterdon #Slugs1988

I have a feeling that this will be another #Monsterdon where the soundtrack is way better than the movie.

Slugs sounds too gory for me. I'm gonna skip watching and just follow the feed. #Monsterdon

"Snorts?"

#Monsterdon

@trixter Imagine being in the Philharmonic and you have to learn the score for Slugs #Monsterdon

a DISTER production? i think they left out an A and an S

#monsterdon

That is some…really impressively raspberry-red "blood".

#Monsterdon

Joining from YouTube. These are some class credits. #monsterdon

Haven't picked a team yet, that's being open minded
#Monsterdon

Did I spy a De Laurentis? I did! I did spy a De Laurentis!

#monsterdon

Slugs.

Bone chilling. NIghtmarish.

A horror you'd dare not miss (if you're a gardener).

#monsterdon

SLUGS.. THE MOVIE! (not to be confused with the off-broadway play)

#Monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

Movie Recommendations

"Do yourselves a favor a don't bother watching it, it's awful!"

- Shaun Hutson, author of book the Slugs movie was based on. He hated it so much he never let another movie be based on any of his books.

#Slugs

Be cool if the slugs actually had this color. #Monsterdon

I feel like this is going to be another one with an overly ambitious score.

#monsterdon #slugs1988

@jammerb also, "Never have fun on a boat and DEFINITELY don't dance on a boat" #Monsterdon

Argh. My download didn't quite finish so I'm already going to be a few minutes behind. Ah well, that's what playback speed is made for.

#Monsterdon

title in Slime Trail Sans

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@forestine I thought it was "Never get out of the boat"

#monsterdon
#Slugs

Slugs. THE MOVIE! #monsterdon

First kill in 1.5 minutes

#monsterdon #slugs

Too early to blame that on Slugs #Monsterdon

Idk, boyfriend seemed like kind of a dick anyway. Glad he wasn't the main character.

#Monsterdon

"They dump the sewer in this lake. That's why I keep my foot in the water!" #monsterdon

[Wonder Years-esque voiceover]

And no one saw Wayne, again...

#monsterdon

( o )( o )

#monsterdon #slugs1988

Wow, shades of Piranha in this opening.

#Monsterdon

Slugs on the bongos :blobcatbongo:

#monsterdon

This looks INSANE!

#Monsterdon #Slugs1988

Joining in from the GO train tonight 💖 Should I hide my screen?

#Monsterdon

Good use of sinister bongos there

#Monsterdon

I also fear lakes. Not like ocean fear, that is fear and desire. Lakes are just fear
#Monsterdon