Look at all these 25-year-old teenagers. #monsterdon

#monsterdon okay the TF2 pyro bit got a legit chuckle from me "The slugs is a spy!"

Now the slugs have a weapon. Next up, opposable thumbs.

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Okay nevermind, this guy's an idiot for removing his PPE, he deserves to be eaten

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@moira to be fair we've all been asking those questions since COVID started

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@roque He would definitely improve the acting...

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Great. Now the slugs have a shovel. Good going. #Monsterdon #Slugs1988

Shouldn't you be wearing your PPE correctly there mister sewer man? #Monsterdon

It's a Woozle!!

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They hate shovels! #monsterdon

Mmmm, sewer meat.

#monsterdon #slugs1988

OK, now it wants to be Alien. The slugs are molting. #monsterdon

Wow, people wearing PPE to go through the sewers! Ok no matter what, I respect the movie for that. #Monsterdon #slugs1988

It's 1988, seatbelts weren't really a thing. Apparently the first seatbelt laws were in 1984; and between 1984 and 1987, 29 states adopted mandatory seat belt laws.

https://lawshun.com/article/when-di-seat-belts-become-law
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Romeo shoulda used a Louisville SLUGger #monsterdon

oh wow what a plot significant piece of sludge i can only assume based on the gong #monsterdon

#Monsterdon why isn't he earing his mask anymore

So this sewer has...

a fish
a chicken neck?
a plastic bag
and something taking his hook?

#monsterdon

well, there's your raccoon

#monsterdon #slugs1988

I've got five bucks says she drops the dog down the sewers. It feels like that kind of film. #Monsterdon

Here's a story, of man named Brady. Who was in a crummy movie with some slugs... #Monsterdon #Slugs1988

@forestine 😂 omg yes

#Monsterdon #Slugs1988

#monsterdon Picky Marge the close talker. She gets so close you can smell the rotten onions and garlic she rolled around in.

The slugs are nowhere near as disgusting as what human beings do to toilets and sewers.....dear fuck....

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ah I see, the mask was just for show while entering, like at restaurants in 2020 #monsterdon

Tag yourself, I’m the woman with the white fluffy dog & glasses making sure Things Get Done!! #Monsterdon

"And what exactly do YOU do?"

I love her. We've found the movie's best character already.

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That flashlight is powered by a single candle. #monsterdon

The Poodle Lady in Slugs was the inspiration for the Log Lady in Twin Peaks. Prove me wrong #Monsterdon

Hey Karen, do you want to be slug chowder #Monsterdon

"And I guess that's why they'll be paying your widow a big pension?" #Monsterdon #slugs1988

men yearn for the sewers
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they're really focusing on the fact that the slugs/snails/worms ate up the eyeballs, aren't they

Looks exactly like every school I attended, I can smell the hallway bleach

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@rberlim same! they're all so generic looking too #monsterdon

There's a small and very confused and rather nervous crab spider on the wall over my headboard, who I think I may have startled so badly she's tangled herself in her own rappelling line. But everyone wants to talk about slugs tonight, apparently. I blame #monsterdon

"And what exactly do YOU do, hm?"

I stand here showing immense levels of personal restraint around open manholes, ma'am. #Monsterdon

@bunnyhero Well let's see, there's the curly-headed white guy in slacks and .... hmmmm #monsterdon

Clearly I'm confused about who is the sewer guy in this town. It isn't Mike Brady, I know that now.

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#monsterdon I thought she didn't care who he was. now she comes out and asks?

@SordidAmok There must not be that much of a distinction between sewers and crime scenes in Wayne County

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This is all so quotidian.

#Monsterdon #Slugs1988

Spoiler Alert: They do NOT pay him the big bucks.

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@mmezabet looks like Karen has the same question #monsterdon

Playing this at 1.5x speed makes the pacing almost perfect.

(Not really.)

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I guess this sewer scene will be far less MTF-y than CHUD

#monsterdon #slugs

Look at the size of that shaft!!

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Oh gosh, they have too much people on this movie, I can't tell who is who
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Chief if I were going into the sewers I'd be fully suited up, too. Stop bitching at everyone, Brady Dad. #Monsterdon

Kinda want that Chrysler wagon 🚙

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Who is this wise guy riding with the sheriff, anyway? I missed it.

#Monsterdon #Slugs

@Taweret it's to make you root for the slugs

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That lady was being perfectly reasonable

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It's a story, of a man named Brady
Who was called to battle a massive hoard of slugs

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That mask's not gonna help you if the sewer's full of methane, buddy.

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"Oh for god's sake, Madge, did someone die in here?"

#KentuckyFriedMovie

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Oh good, a proto-Karen. #Monsterdon

[still a few minutes late]

WHOA NICE corpse

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"Yes it's Mike Brady," OMG I WISH IT WERE REALLY MIKE BRADY

Can you imagine the Brady kids getting eaten by slugs, one by one? What a magical horror film that would be

#Monsterdon #Slugs1988

Florence Fortune? What is she? ,a Stan Lee character?
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It's so rare in #monsterdon movies for a man to be rude and then apologize for it.

#Monsterdon DID HE SAY HIS NAME WAS MIKE BRADY?

Responding to your boss suggesting the obvious with "I'm not an idiot," this lady is living my dream

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[still a few minutes behind]

Very strange musical sting for driving with the unlikable sheriff (but I repeat myself)

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Sheriff is mad because now he has to be both cop and cantankerous elderly person. TOO MANY JOBS.

#Monsterdon #Slugs

They didn't send a police car??

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K car! #monsterdon

@GramrgednAngel

We don't judge people's kinks on #Monsterdon ... Except for the writer's.

It's the perfect dessert for such a klassy movie. #Monsterdon

@kshernandez @jadebees

Someone's been enjoying themselves...

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"I'm not an idiot, Mr. Brady." "Oh yeah? You're in this film."

#monsterdon #slugs1988

"Sheriff, I'm going back in."

"Okay, but don't touch anything."

"Did you see what it looks like in there? Do you think I'm going to hazard a chance at touching anything?"

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#monsterdon The Sheriff is delightfully wretched. He just doesn't care about anyone at all. I hope he dies next.

these cops better slip on slug goo and bust their asses
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Wild dogs???? Raccoons???

Rats???

This is obviously the work of snails, deputy. Or slugs.

"What woman?" "Your wife, sir."

#monsterdon #slugs1988

@heathen_cat 2.5 mil *with* the slug damage and rotten pizzas.

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I know when I make a movie I like to make sure the main characters loathe each other openly. #Monsterdon

@healyn and rightfully so #monsterdon

Maybe Sasquatch ?!?!?! #Monsterdon

The Sherriff and the Public Health Guy clash now but by the end of the movie they will be thinking as one mind

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Rats? What is this, Ben?
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fucking cop trying to frame raccoons BOO

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Ha. Look at Kirkland brand Ted Danson over there.

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There are no problems in this house that can't be solved with good, old-fashioned fire. #monsterdon

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Huh. Pantyhose over bikini underwear with a babydoll nightie.

That was A Choice.

how long do we think it's going to take for someone to break out the salt

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@diazona wait till you see the teeth #monsterdon

Why is the sewage guy going with the cop to check out a house where a drunk guy no longer lives?

#monsterdon

A lot of classic "tropes" in this one. Guy is mean to dogs? You better believe someone's gonna get him. Slugs, perhaps

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okay, i was correct. did this man not own a trash can or what? #monsterdon

Eyes, liver, kidneys, heart all eaten. So the slugs somehow know to go for the high calorie parts? That's a bit unusual for an invertebrate...

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This may be the gooey-est movie we've seen since Killer Klowns from Outer Space. #Monsterdon

guy's walkin' down those stairs like an 80 year old man

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The levels of genuine 'ick' in this movie are very high....

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#Monsterdon livers kidneys and heart, why they must be french!

The slugs were looking for new shells to inhabit and they got hungry along the way

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I am excited to see how these townsfolk lure the killer slugs into a sufficient amount of salt.

#monsterdon #slugs1988

@Taweret remember if you see a dead body don't think unicorn, think slugs
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1988, so we gotta mention 'Nam.

There are rules.

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