She's crying because...he's so very bad?

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Foley guy must have been partially deaf

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Well there goes the No Harm to Slugs qualification #Monsterdon

(Chemist finds a way to turn slugs into pure meth in suspiciously well stocked high school lab)

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okay y'know if I saw that i'd be pretty disturbed too

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It's like a little sluggy rodeo. #Monsterdon #Slugs1988

did the slug tackle the hamster?

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Did anyone have a high school science teacher who would just do their own experiments? Or is that just a movie thing?

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Slugs do not approve of drinking, smoking nor sex
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discount Fabio gettin' his drink on

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Prime opportunity for a slug attack during that (leading-up-to-)sex scene

but I guess things happening without involving the title of the movie is a bit of a theme here huh

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Dude. You have her in front of you and you want to drink? You're an alcoholic.

I TOLD you this was an 80s PSA.

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isn't she supposed to be in high-school btw? 🥴
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Okay movie, you're only allowed to show this many women in lingerie if you show just as many men in lingerie. #Monsterdon

he's just gonna have a taste, c'mon team, what's the problem?

#monsterdon #slugs1988

You already know that if you're trying to have sex, you will be devoured by slugs

This was a formative lesson in my childhood #Monsterdon

#monsterdon It'd be funny if her belly just split open and a bunch of slugs ate his face.

I didn't have a salad spinner for many years (I accidentally melted the one I had in grad school and never replaced it, in over a decade...), but as luck would have it I got one as a "road find" while on my bike this week.

AND I'M REALLY HAPPY I DID AFTER THIS MOVIE.

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Slugs were definitely harmed in the making of this movie... good. #Monsterdon #Slugs1988

Drinking a beer while driving, though, was pretty common. #monsterdon

mfer just cold-blooded murdered that slug! REVENGE! #monsterdon

Who needs to remodel to cover up your shitty, 1970s faux wood paneling when you can cover it with all the most boring photo prints and state fair characters so no one ever has to see it?

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Apparently what she wanted was him to take two minutes to blindly locate her mouth. #monsterdon

Let the flesh-eating slugs rain from the heavens already, I hate most of these people.

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feeling sorry for the caged mammal #monsterdon

The sexy time parts of this #Monsterdon are only marginally less repulsive than the slug attacks

@CactuarJoe he'd probably say "fuck the slugs are eating me help!" #monsterdon

but seriously how did this movie and book ever get written. like usually there is at least some semblance of an idea. even "frogs" was an idea because frogs are like menacing in how they are always out there ribbiting in the darkness. but if you went through a list of all the animals and just wrote" what if {animal} was bad" slugs would have to be close to if not at the bottom. like even sea cucumbers are more menacing. #monsterdon

oh god he's going for the magic fingers routine ew ew ew #Monsterdon

oh bobby, do me right in front of this wall of family photos

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The Gods Of Horror movies declare that the oversexed, muscle-car owning teenager must die horribly.

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This movie was written by a guy who just joined AA

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bobby don't drink

i'm in trouble deep

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"He'd probably have a cow."

Was this written by Matt Groening?

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Yup, switching over to Minnesota Cuke and just enjoying the #Monsterdon 💩 posting instead of having to watch the movie

you know there's more comfortable and practical places to have sex right?

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@hollie Of course

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#monsterdon *knocks on door* "scuse me, do you know that your front light is on the fritz?"

Jesus, what a stash! Gotta get some Captain Jack? Ignore the woman you're attracted to on the bar, yeah?

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I'm sorry, did no one tell him how to pronounce hors d'oeuvres?

#Monsterdon #Slugs

My headcanon is that this is a previously invaded town from a race of alien lettuce people.

This is why the slugs are attacking.

Go slugs! strike one for Planet Earth!

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Is *anyone* in this movie NOT fucking tonight? #Monsterdon

@diazona Which is why they have to die

#Monsterdon #Slugs1988

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Guy Fieri _guaranties_ that you will get a slug of at least that size chopped-up in every salad order.

@amyfou Gird yourself for what happens to him

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See ya later doc, I didn't forget to tell you that slug we're leaving you with bit the hell out of my finger, did I? Oh well bye

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Have we seen anyone who DOESN'T deserve to be slug food yet?

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Even in the 80s, you didn't "call a doctor."

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The blond woman making a salad is cute and all, but I ain't eating nothing from anyone THAT unobservant of their vegetables. A blind man would notice that bleeding slug being sliced in the cabbage!

#Monsterdon #Slugs1988

Not only did they fail to notice the slug when chopping up the lettuce, they failed to notice the slug when EATING it

These people are downright clueless

#Monsterdon

Did this dude eat a slug or something?

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lol @ this woman's drinking problem....

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"Strange taste in my mouth" That's what happens when you eat 'dessert' before dinner!

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#monsterdon They did the same routine as "Yeti" right? English translated to something else and then back to English before the American release...

I'll give this one credit: they made it about 20 minutes before _completely_ giving up on syncing the dialog.

#Monsterdon being eaten from the INSIDE!!

#Monsterdon is… is that guy supposed to be British?

Like, Kevin Costner in Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves had a better British accent...

why does he look like he's trying not to laugh?

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"I'll crawl upstairs soon as I'm done!" #monsterdon

That man is over-attempting to be earnest, or he's over-annunciating so the dub later won't look too bad 😂

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men will literally get eaten by slugs from the inside out rather than go to a doctor #monsterdon

#monsterdon You're not a bitch, your a drunk slut.

"David, I'm sorry for being a bitch so much of the time"

See what I mean about the dialogue?

#Monsterdon

So far this movie has made it clear alcohol and tobacco are bad
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@allanb he’s definitely saying “crap” #monsterdon

That was a quick intervention...

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Yeah lady you are a bitch but I totally would be too if I was married to THAT guy :blobcheeky: #Monsterdon

Chekhov’s salad #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🐌 🐌 🐌 💀 🩸 😱

OH NO HE ATE THE SLUG SLICES

Is that the science teacher doing science experiments in the high school when school isn't in session? Was this screenwriter a third grader?

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Science lab! (I'm skipping commentary about the super gross lettuce scene)

That's way too many volumetric flasks. Also he just pulled a glass pipet out of something and it didn't look like it had a bulb on it, was he going to mouth pipet?!?!?!

#Monsterdon

Don't tell me he ate a salad with a slug in it, and neither of them noticed‽
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SLUG PUPPET WITH TEETH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok, I'm back in.

#Monsterdon #Slugs

Tonight on Beyond The Slug Door. #Monsterdon

Lovin' the exposition:

1. It bit me!
2. You got your keys, right?
3. Don't eat me!

#Monsterdon

I think they overdubbed the voices in post.

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reminder that they usually put these expository scenes in these movies so teenagers can make out at the drive-in

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"If this ever happens in real life, honey, remember that I have guns* downstairs that shoot salt." #SplendaDaddy

* The "guns" are for bugs and look like they were made by Nerf.

This may be the first time I’ve seen someone fighting their own glove to the death. #Monsterdon #slugs

OH wait, the ad for this movie....I know what happens to the drunken witch's husband.....

#Monsterdon

@healyn Professor Sir Nigel Pedalbottom Abercrombie Exposition, Esquire.
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She gonna crawl up science guy's back??

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this really is some Power 80s home decor here

#monsterdon #slugs1988

That music means Knots Landing is about come on.

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You can also substitute beer for Coca Cola #Monsterdon

why are there so many British people hanging out in upstate New York?
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@healyn but how else will you know he is smart without an accent?
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"...why do you ask?"
"Oh, I don't know. Why don't you give that one a poke with your finger."

#Monsterdon #Slugs

@paco

Written in a bar after Looney Tunes writers showed up

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Ah, the hors d'oeuvres come down the stairs.

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#Monsterdon is that john oliver?

#monsterdon Pouring one out for the Harolds of the world.

Huge biting slugs.
Maybe talk to someone besides just a local science teacher
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Sterotypical British-accent smart guy, but I'm still a sucker for said accents

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I'm glad we have an academic here to tell us that a slug's excretions are "like a slimy carpet." #monsterdon

Oh great, let's bring in the nerdy British guy #Monsterdon

The biggest slug is Limax cinereoniger, native to Europe

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You can't fool me, this is one of those "this is what happens when you drink too much" 80's PSAs, isn't it?

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Does nobody know about slugs and salt??? No one??

This is somewhere north enough to get snow. SOMEONE has driveway salt in their garage from last winter #Monsterdon

Oh shit, Harold, that escalated quickly!

#Monsterdon #Slugs

so are the slugs gonna want revenge for the death of Lettuce Slug?

#Monsterdon