Slugs were always on my miiiiind. #Monsterdon #Slugs1988

#monsterdon Juicy, creamy, full of eyeball goopies.

#Monsterdon Kiddo is now firmly on the slugs' side after seeing one bite the health department guy.

Slug ASMR

#Monsterdon #Slugs

she is amazingly coherent for someone who has slugs eating her eyeballs

#Monsterdon

Poor thing
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LMAO at that cut to him in the shirt
#Monsterdon

Movie dialled up to 11 already.

#Monsterdon #Slugs1988

The part they miss explaining is how the slugs can arrive in such numbers so suddenly, and then move totally slowly and sluglike whenever they're on camera.
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@OldRustBucket Oh that is a particularly entertaining bingo too!

#Monsterdon

Okay I knew there was gore warnings but this is not what I was expecting, jesus christ

#Monsterdon

Wow, it's gone full EC-Comics-but-with-nudity.

#monsterdon #Slugs

The writhing around on garbage bags was when I tapped out the first time. #Monsterdon #Slugs1988

Imagine being the actress and having to have your naked body covered in slimy, icky goo.

#Monsterdon

*Hannibal Lecter voice* the screaming of the slugs, Clarice

#Monsterdon

OMG that den 🤣

#Monsterdon #Slugs

B-I-N-G-O !!! #Monsterdon

Does no one in this town use salt?

#monsterdon #slugs1988

see what happens when you sex? SEE, YOU EVIL TEENAGERS?!

#monsterdon #slugs1988 #1980s

...and the sexy time slug attacks are the most repulsive of all 😬 #Monsterdon

#monsterdon oh goddess this is nightmare fuel

oh gross she fell naked on a pile of slugs gross gross gross

#Monsterdon

owww there's a slug on my dick!

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#Monsterdon We are like 10-15 behind and well that gardening guy would also not survive being tested by the box if he can't handle a slug in a glove.

What kind of scientist are you? No gloves, no goggles. And I am pretty sure you touched the sample WITH YOUR BARE FINGER! #Monsterdon #Slugs1988

and there's the 80s b movie boobs

#Monsterdon

"Sammy, I thought YOU were a leech... but this is crazy!" #monsterdon

#Monsterdon BINGO!

Well this movie took a turn...

#Monsterdon

Uh wow, this movie went from horny to explicit

Also dude WHISKEY IS NOT HOW YOU RECHARGE

#Monsterdon

Oh god Bobby, please stop.

And oh yeah, she is 17

#Monsterdon

I told you he was going to be irresponsible with the slugs. Scientists pfffft 🙄

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon After Dark

oh poor donna.

#monsterdon

Conservative slugs hate premarital sex #monsterdon

"GOD you're SO BAD AT THIS

I can't stop LAUGHING"

#monsterdon #slugs1988

I maintain that following #Monsterdon without actually watching the movie is almost as much fun as doing it properly.

The imaginary movie in my head right now is spectacularly weird. 😆

That poor hamster! WTF movie!

#Monsterdon

I wonder which hole(s) these slugs are gonna come out of on him. Or if they will make their own?

#Monsterdon #Slugs

📝 cages are not slug-proof

#monsterdon

Sammy Hagar's body is hers, but his mind belongs to that whisky! #monsterdon

@Wyatt_H_Knott Scientist dude really has only been a decent human. He kinda could be OK. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon omg they really showed sex full on

no hamsters were hurt in the making of this film
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She's crying because...he's so very bad?

#monsterdon

Foley guy must have been partially deaf

#Monsterdon

Well there goes the No Harm to Slugs qualification #Monsterdon

(Chemist finds a way to turn slugs into pure meth in suspiciously well stocked high school lab)

#Monsterdon

okay y'know if I saw that i'd be pretty disturbed too

#monsterdon #slugs1988

It's like a little sluggy rodeo. #Monsterdon #Slugs1988

did the slug tackle the hamster?

#Monsterdon

Did anyone have a high school science teacher who would just do their own experiments? Or is that just a movie thing?

#monsterdon

Slugs do not approve of drinking, smoking nor sex
#Monsterdon

discount Fabio gettin' his drink on

#monsterdon

Prime opportunity for a slug attack during that (leading-up-to-)sex scene

but I guess things happening without involving the title of the movie is a bit of a theme here huh

#Monsterdon

Dude. You have her in front of you and you want to drink? You're an alcoholic.

I TOLD you this was an 80s PSA.

#monsterdon

isn't she supposed to be in high-school btw? 🥴
#monsterdon

Okay movie, you're only allowed to show this many women in lingerie if you show just as many men in lingerie. #Monsterdon

he's just gonna have a taste, c'mon team, what's the problem?

#monsterdon #slugs1988

You already know that if you're trying to have sex, you will be devoured by slugs

This was a formative lesson in my childhood #Monsterdon

#monsterdon It'd be funny if her belly just split open and a bunch of slugs ate his face.

I didn't have a salad spinner for many years (I accidentally melted the one I had in grad school and never replaced it, in over a decade...), but as luck would have it I got one as a "road find" while on my bike this week.

AND I'M REALLY HAPPY I DID AFTER THIS MOVIE.

#Monsterdon

Slugs were definitely harmed in the making of this movie... good. #Monsterdon #Slugs1988

Drinking a beer while driving, though, was pretty common. #monsterdon

mfer just cold-blooded murdered that slug! REVENGE! #monsterdon

Who needs to remodel to cover up your shitty, 1970s faux wood paneling when you can cover it with all the most boring photo prints and state fair characters so no one ever has to see it?

#monsterdon

Apparently what she wanted was him to take two minutes to blindly locate her mouth. #monsterdon

Let the flesh-eating slugs rain from the heavens already, I hate most of these people.

#Monsterdon

feeling sorry for the caged mammal #monsterdon

The sexy time parts of this #Monsterdon are only marginally less repulsive than the slug attacks

@CactuarJoe he'd probably say "fuck the slugs are eating me help!" #monsterdon

oh god he's going for the magic fingers routine ew ew ew #Monsterdon

oh bobby, do me right in front of this wall of family photos

#monsterdon

The Gods Of Horror movies declare that the oversexed, muscle-car owning teenager must die horribly.

#Monsterdon

This movie was written by a guy who just joined AA

#Monsterdon

bobby don't drink

i'm in trouble deep

#monsterdon #slugs1988

"He'd probably have a cow."

Was this written by Matt Groening?

#Monsterdon

Yup, switching over to Minnesota Cuke and just enjoying the #Monsterdon 💩 posting instead of having to watch the movie

you know there's more comfortable and practical places to have sex right?

#Monsterdon

@hollie Of course

#Monsterdon

Jesus, what a stash! Gotta get some Captain Jack? Ignore the woman you're attracted to on the bar, yeah?

#monsterdon

#monsterdon *knocks on door* "scuse me, do you know that your front light is on the fritz?"

I'm sorry, did no one tell him how to pronounce hors d'oeuvres?

#Monsterdon #Slugs

My headcanon is that this is a previously invaded town from a race of alien lettuce people.

This is why the slugs are attacking.

Go slugs! strike one for Planet Earth!

#monsterdon

@diazona Which is why they have to die

#Monsterdon #Slugs1988

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Guy Fieri _guaranties_ that you will get a slug of at least that size chopped-up in every salad order.

@amyfou Gird yourself for what happens to him

#Monsterdon

See ya later doc, I didn't forget to tell you that slug we're leaving you with bit the hell out of my finger, did I? Oh well bye

#Monsterdon

Have we seen anyone who DOESN'T deserve to be slug food yet?

#monsterdon

Even in the 80s, you didn't "call a doctor."

#Monsterdon

The blond woman making a salad is cute and all, but I ain't eating nothing from anyone THAT unobservant of their vegetables. A blind man would notice that bleeding slug being sliced in the cabbage!

#Monsterdon #Slugs1988

Not only did they fail to notice the slug when chopping up the lettuce, they failed to notice the slug when EATING it

These people are downright clueless

#Monsterdon

Did this dude eat a slug or something?

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"Strange taste in my mouth" That's what happens when you eat 'dessert' before dinner!

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon They did the same routine as "Yeti" right? English translated to something else and then back to English before the American release...

I'll give this one credit: they made it about 20 minutes before _completely_ giving up on syncing the dialog.

#Monsterdon being eaten from the INSIDE!!

#Monsterdon is… is that guy supposed to be British?

Like, Kevin Costner in Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves had a better British accent...

why does he look like he's trying not to laugh?

#Monsterdon

"I'll crawl upstairs soon as I'm done!" #monsterdon

That man is over-attempting to be earnest, or he's over-annunciating so the dub later won't look too bad 😂

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