"But I'm an 80s guyyyyyysyysyyslkjsafkdfjdlaksfjl;sd"

[is eaten by slugs]

#monsterdon

EWWWW #monsterdon

he was extremely high functioning for a guy whose head was filled with slugs in retrospect

#Monsterdon

I just had to drag the screen away again with the slugs coming out the nose thing in the restaurant.
Eeewww.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🐌 🐌 🐌 💀 🩸 😱

"A toast" to Slugs coming out of my eye sockets!

Thank god he sealed the deal before he died.

THAT's a great salesman!

#Monsterdon

'Ladies and gentlemen, your Secretary of Health and Human Services!'

#monsterdon #Slugs

Ayup, there's the splash

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon i don't think i can watch the gore

ah, okay, well that was much worse then. #monsterdon

Eyesocket rockets!!!

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon he's waiting for a call from the only foley involved with this film.

I dunno. I feel like mosquitoes do rampage though #monsterdon

here comes the slugs

doo-do-doo-dooo

here comes the slugs

it's all slugs

#monsterdon #slugs1988

I still don't know who this guy is. Mr. Slugs That Eat Meat guy.

#Monsterdon #Slugs

Oooh forthcoming vomit and viscera. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon based on the soundtrack:

Leave the slugs. Take the cannoli.

#Monsterdon for the record, the dialog is quite possibly the worst we've had in a while along with some of the most unconvincing delivery. Good thing there are killer slugs!

#monsterdon Oops, slightly elevated blood pressure.

Wake up sheeple!!
#Monsterdon

"I shouldn't have eaten that killer slug yesterday"
#monsterdon

Holmes gonna start Stranger Thingsing some slugs out of his face #monsterdon

"To slugs!" "TO SLUGS!"

#monsterdon #slugs1988

Come on, have slugs burst out of him...

#monsterdon #slugs

You people better hope the toxic waste only affects slugs.

#Monsterdon #Slugs1988

Slugs gonna burst out from his stomach, a la "Alien"???

#Monsterdon

@Taweret just let him make #deals #Monsterdon

The Slug Sound sounds like Alka Seltzer tabs fizzing.

#Monsterdon

puking slugs anyone?

#monsterdon #slugs1988

Really should have them look like land living bobbit worms #Monsterdon

Place your bets: slugs from the mouth - eyes - ears - or gut explosion? #Monsterdon #Slugs1988

just puke slugs already

#Monsterdon

Straight-up martinis in a highball glass for lunch. Yep, it's a 1980s power lunch. #monsterdon

Slugs coming out of every hole!

#Monsterdon

If you eat a lettuce slug in Act 1, it must come bursting out of your body before the end of Act 3 ...

#monsterdon

„What’s up Dave, slug got your tongue?“ #monsterdon

I said I wanted a margarita WITHOUT salt! #monsterdon

Don Palmer is a fountain of good news, and that line was delivered with great aplomb.

#Monsterdon

why does that guy always look like he's trying not to laugh tho?

#Monsterdon

Wait, slugs can squirm through cages? Who would have thought an invertebrate capable of such a feat?

#Monsterdon

YES IT'S A TOXIC WASTE DUMP TOWN

all those 19th century buildings? built on a 20th century toxic waste dump

#monsterdon #slugs1988

Pour one out for the hamster

#Monsterdon

uh oh. The slugs are gonna take on The Mob. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Is his wife not hurting because she drinks so much??

oooh nice PDA. timestamping around 43:00 to check if that one belongs in "Starring the Computer"

#Monsterdon

Chekov's Lettuce Slug

#monsterdon

Ahhh...the same "clients" and "meetings" that Darren was always having on Bewitched.

Mike Brady too.

#Monsterdon

Not the street dog, why didn't you people take him to a shelter? #Monsterdon

And over here is the pond full of mutant piranha. #Monsterdon #Slugs1988

more adr, are the slugs causing slurred speech? #Monsterdon

I misread this as: A SHIT TONE SANITATION

#Monsterdon

I love that these guys are not comfortable talking about slugs over the phone, in 1988. Very sharp

#Monsterdon

My favourite part of this #Monsterdon is still the K-Car

"Not over the phone"

The slugs might be tapping the wires!!!

#Monsterdon

Don and Mike. Some people say they are two different characters. Me? I haven't made up my mind yet. #monsterdon

Every line delivered with all the enthusiasm of a cold table read.

#Monsterdon erdon

These are some of the rudest assholes ever to attempt to save the world from a eco-terror disaster, and I don't care if they all die.

#Monsterdon

This scene was totally pointless as far as I can tell, and I was completely distracted by the shaving mirror.
#monsterdon

not over the phone. the slugs are listening #monsterdon

Killer Slugs From Outer Space!

#monsterdon

"Rampaging mosquitos maybe?" I don't need to tell fedi that mosquitos have killed more people than any megafauna. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon all through the bog?

I'm glad he got called on his "not over the phone" bullshit.

#monsterdon #slugs1988

But still getting eaten by slugs. So sad. #Monsterdon

AS H T ON
SA N ITA T IO N
DEP A R T ME NT

#monsterdon

I can't explain it, but I totally thought that car was going right through that fence. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🐌 🐌 🐌 💀 🩸 😱

"demented crickets" and "rampaging mosquitoes" would be good monsterdon titles tbh

the guy who got bit by a slug and lived is gonna turn into a slug right? right??

#Monsterdon

This is the shoe shoving sheriff who shouts for surity. #Monsterdon #Slugs1988

@Wyatt_H_Knott EXACTLY. Could be anywhere!

#monsterdon #slugs1988

@Louisa Agree. I'm sure there is best practices guidance for this sort of thing.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Sweetiepie Sheriff is as always, a ray of sunshine and joy.

Oh my god, they are now reveling the other movies in this franchising, mosquitoes... hell
#monsterdon

"Your job is getting out of here? I could use that job."

#monsterdon #slugs1988

Funny how so many people in this town have their role emblazoned on the back of their jacket

"Ambulance"

"Cheerleader"

#Monsterdon

@athena_rising ...and he didn't do diddly to help that hamster.

#Monsterdon #Slugs1988

didn't this guy read the book?

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon 2 way with a side of toast!

#monsterdon If you don't have diatomaceous earth, you can collect eggshells and then smash them into little bits as they dry. Toss those on your garden, also works great to shield your garden from slugs and snails.

@moira He opens his mouth .... SLUGS

#monsterdon

Dude was so busy yelling at the cop that he forgot to say his finger got bitten by one, right?

#monsterdon

This guy better puke slugs!

#Monsterdon

Unsee unsee #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I have "A Clue" on my bingo card, and brothers and sisters in Christ, no one in this movie has one.

I'm deeply sorry for the guy who ate a slug now
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon

I hope the slugs win.

i'm literally waiting now for slugs from everywhere, right? the movie's shown it's just magic so, you know, open a spighot? SLUG COMES OUT. turn a doorknob? SUDDENLY IT'S A SLUG.

#monsterdon #slugs1988

"I want pictures of everything... especially the wallpaper!" #monsterdon

Of course, I hear "sex scene" and "inexplicably high number of slimy invertebrates" and I think of #TheMagnusArchives episode "Squirm" (https://ghostwires.github.io/transcripts/tma/006.html), which is 1) standalone so you can totally listen to it by itself and 2) much better than this movie

#Monsterdon

The Sheriff has a very hostile and abrasive interpersonal style

#Monsterdon

Halfway through the movie (and I've lost count, but maybe 6 deaths in?) and someone finally recommends salt?

#monsterdon

Wait... did he just cut into a real slug??

I don't think I can watch this.

#Monsterdon #Slugs

@apLundell They're Republicans?

#monsterdon

@apLundell Maybe the monsters are jealous?

#Monsterdon

The slugs crawl in, the slugs crawl out...

#Monsterdon

@wohali And why did he call it "Captain Jack?"

#Monsterdon

Finally. This argyle sweater and gray skirt are my kink.

#Monsterdon

@wohali Exorcist 3 ripped this off! #monsterdon

preppies #monsterdon

Gratuitous sex scene that was terrible (well they all are), they deserved to spend a sleepless night on the couch, not for a death so graphic I had to drag the window below the edge of my screen so I couldn't see it happen.

Also slugs on the toilet.
I am so grossed out by this movie.

#Monsterdon