Look, can Bob Saget just get eaten from the inside out by slugs already? #Monsterdon

My favourite part of this #Monsterdon is still the K-Car

"Not over the phone"

The slugs might be tapping the wires!!!

#Monsterdon

Don and Mike. Some people say they are two different characters. Me? I haven't made up my mind yet. #monsterdon

Every line delivered with all the enthusiasm of a cold table read.

#Monsterdon erdon

These are some of the rudest assholes ever to attempt to save the world from a eco-terror disaster, and I don't care if they all die.

#Monsterdon

not over the phone. the slugs are listening #monsterdon

This scene was totally pointless as far as I can tell, and I was completely distracted by the shaving mirror.
#monsterdon

Killer Slugs From Outer Space!

#monsterdon

"Rampaging mosquitos maybe?" I don't need to tell fedi that mosquitos have killed more people than any megafauna. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon all through the bog?

I'm glad he got called on his "not over the phone" bullshit.

#monsterdon #slugs1988

But still getting eaten by slugs. So sad. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Holy fuck-balls this sheriff is bad at his job…

AS H T ON
SA N ITA T IO N
DEP A R T ME NT

#monsterdon

I can't explain it, but I totally thought that car was going right through that fence. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🐌 🐌 🐌 💀 🩸 😱

"demented crickets" and "rampaging mosquitoes" would be good monsterdon titles tbh

the guy who got bit by a slug and lived is gonna turn into a slug right? right??

#Monsterdon

This is the shoe shoving sheriff who shouts for surity. #Monsterdon #Slugs1988

@Wyatt_H_Knott EXACTLY. Could be anywhere!

#monsterdon #slugs1988

@Louisa Agree. I'm sure there is best practices guidance for this sort of thing.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Sweetiepie Sheriff is as always, a ray of sunshine and joy.

the slugs just clear out, every time? we've got genius Perfect Crime type slugs???

#monsterdon

Oh my god, they are now reveling the other movies in this franchising, mosquitoes... hell
#monsterdon

"Your job is getting out of here? I could use that job."

#monsterdon #slugs1988

Funny how so many people in this town have their role emblazoned on the back of their jacket

"Ambulance"

"Cheerleader"

#Monsterdon

@athena_rising ...and he didn't do diddly to help that hamster.

#Monsterdon #Slugs1988

didn't this guy read the book?

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon 2 way with a side of toast!

#monsterdon If you don't have diatomaceous earth, you can collect eggshells and then smash them into little bits as they dry. Toss those on your garden, also works great to shield your garden from slugs and snails.

@moira He opens his mouth .... SLUGS

#monsterdon

Dude was so busy yelling at the cop that he forgot to say his finger got bitten by one, right?

#monsterdon

This guy better puke slugs!

#Monsterdon

Unsee unsee #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I have "A Clue" on my bingo card, and brothers and sisters in Christ, no one in this movie has one.

I'm deeply sorry for the guy who ate a slug now
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon

I hope the slugs win.

i'm literally waiting now for slugs from everywhere, right? the movie's shown it's just magic so, you know, open a spighot? SLUG COMES OUT. turn a doorknob? SUDDENLY IT'S A SLUG.

#monsterdon #slugs1988

"I want pictures of everything... especially the wallpaper!" #monsterdon

Of course, I hear "sex scene" and "inexplicably high number of slimy invertebrates" and I think of #TheMagnusArchives episode "Squirm" (https://ghostwires.github.io/transcripts/tma/006.html), which is 1) standalone so you can totally listen to it by itself and 2) much better than this movie

#Monsterdon

The Sheriff has a very hostile and abrasive interpersonal style

#Monsterdon

Halfway through the movie (and I've lost count, but maybe 6 deaths in?) and someone finally recommends salt?

#monsterdon

Wait... did he just cut into a real slug??

I don't think I can watch this.

#Monsterdon #Slugs

@apLundell They're Republicans?

#monsterdon

@apLundell Maybe the monsters are jealous?

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon It took so many cartons of cigarettes to make this movie. Another hallmark of 1980's magic.

The slugs crawl in, the slugs crawl out...

#Monsterdon

@wohali And why did he call it "Captain Jack?"

#Monsterdon

Finally. This argyle sweater and gray skirt are my kink.

#Monsterdon

@wohali Exorcist 3 ripped this off! #monsterdon

THEY LIVE (1988)

#monsterdon

preppies #monsterdon

Gratuitous sex scene that was terrible (well they all are), they deserved to spend a sleepless night on the couch, not for a death so graphic I had to drag the window below the edge of my screen so I couldn't see it happen.

Also slugs on the toilet.
I am so grossed out by this movie.

#Monsterdon

so much tempura paint... what an incredible budget they must have had

#monsterdon

Slugs were always on my miiiiind. #Monsterdon #Slugs1988

#monsterdon Juicy, creamy, full of eyeball goopies.

#Monsterdon Kiddo is now firmly on the slugs' side after seeing one bite the health department guy.

Slug ASMR

#Monsterdon #Slugs

she is amazingly coherent for someone who has slugs eating her eyeballs

#Monsterdon

Poor thing
#monsterdon

LMAO at that cut to him in the shirt
#Monsterdon

Movie dialled up to 11 already.

#Monsterdon #Slugs1988

The part they miss explaining is how the slugs can arrive in such numbers so suddenly, and then move totally slowly and sluglike whenever they're on camera.
#monsterdon

@OldRustBucket Oh that is a particularly entertaining bingo too!

#Monsterdon

Okay I knew there was gore warnings but this is not what I was expecting, jesus christ

#Monsterdon

Wow, it's gone full EC-Comics-but-with-nudity.

#monsterdon #Slugs

The writhing around on garbage bags was when I tapped out the first time. #Monsterdon #Slugs1988

Imagine being the actress and having to have your naked body covered in slimy, icky goo.

#Monsterdon

*Hannibal Lecter voice* the screaming of the slugs, Clarice

#Monsterdon

OMG that den 🤣

#Monsterdon #Slugs

Man, that actress is NOT getting paid enough for this. #Monsterdon

B-I-N-G-O !!! #Monsterdon

Does no one in this town use salt?

#monsterdon #slugs1988

see what happens when you sex? SEE, YOU EVIL TEENAGERS?!

#monsterdon #slugs1988 #1980s

Oh bobby, they'll eat your dick first....

#Monsterdon

...and the sexy time slug attacks are the most repulsive of all 😬 #Monsterdon

#monsterdon oh goddess this is nightmare fuel

oh gross she fell naked on a pile of slugs gross gross gross

#Monsterdon

owww there's a slug on my dick!

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon We are like 10-15 behind and well that gardening guy would also not survive being tested by the box if he can't handle a slug in a glove.

What kind of scientist are you? No gloves, no goggles. And I am pretty sure you touched the sample WITH YOUR BARE FINGER! #Monsterdon #Slugs1988

and there's the 80s b movie boobs

#Monsterdon

"Sammy, I thought YOU were a leech... but this is crazy!" #monsterdon

#Monsterdon BINGO!

Well this movie took a turn...

#Monsterdon

Uh wow, this movie went from horny to explicit

Also dude WHISKEY IS NOT HOW YOU RECHARGE

#Monsterdon

Oh god Bobby, please stop.

And oh yeah, she is 17

#Monsterdon

I told you he was going to be irresponsible with the slugs. Scientists pfffft 🙄

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon After Dark

oh poor donna.

#monsterdon

Conservative slugs hate premarital sex #monsterdon

"GOD you're SO BAD AT THIS

I can't stop LAUGHING"

#monsterdon #slugs1988

I maintain that following #Monsterdon without actually watching the movie is almost as much fun as doing it properly.

The imaginary movie in my head right now is spectacularly weird. 😆

That poor hamster! WTF movie!

#Monsterdon

I wonder which hole(s) these slugs are gonna come out of on him. Or if they will make their own?

#Monsterdon #Slugs

Sammy Hagar's body is hers, but his mind belongs to that whisky! #monsterdon

📝 cages are not slug-proof

#monsterdon

@Wyatt_H_Knott Scientist dude really has only been a decent human. He kinda could be OK. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon omg they really showed sex full on

no hamsters were hurt in the making of this film
#monsterdon