If it wasn't Mother's Day, I'd be here.

I miss you all. Maybe Next Sunday?

😞

#Monsterdon

Thank goodness we saw him drive the whole way, otherwise I would have no idea how he got there

#Monsterdon

The riveting Hurry Home theme from SLugs!!! #Monsterdon

OMG, blood-thirsty parasites? There's not supposed to be anything interesting in this movie!

#Monsterdon #Slugs1988

"Hermaphroditic. Means they can fertilize their own eggs."

Wrong!

#Monsterdon

@nev

This is like a segment from the most interesting movie review site ever

#Monsterdon

Run away Barky! Find a new home! #Monsterdon

"We-ah have-ah no worms here!"

"Ok. How about a plate of vermicelli?"

"Right-ah this way, sir."

#monsterdon

So now slugs get past water aerators too?

#monsterdon

"They shot JR!!!" #monsterdon

#monsterdon Total om nom nom.

[slug salad rave]

#Monsterdon

I am distracted by the fact that the characters include Mike, Bobby, Donna, and the Palmers.

#CorrectSlugs #Monsterdon #Slugs1988

I don't know if a person's gonna just... squirt red out of their chest like that.

#monsterdon #slugs1988

There's a movie about killer worms called Squirm, it's more repulsive than this one, but it works at unlikable characters harder. #Monsterdon

A lot of humans in the dank moist dark. #Monsterdon

So the blood flukes control the slugs? #monsterdon #twist

#Monsterdon Wow the gore escalated dramatically and comicly! Also apparently horny useless drunk boyfriend is not going to successfully flee.

Every mid-30s white man with slacks and aerated hair that comes up, I honestly can't tell if it's a new character or one we've already met. #monsterdon

I'm having some of the funniest interactions ever on #Monsterdon

There better be a giant slug world eater at the end of this film

#monsterdon

I was genuinely very worried they were going to conflate flukes and slugs

#Monsterdon

oooooh okay

slugs got blood parasites

#monsterdon #slugs1988

Also: Eye caramba! #Monsterdon #Slugs1988

Brain worms, and their lesser known cousins, brain slugs.

#Monsterdon #Slugs

So, those were worms, not slugs

#monsterdon

Listen, you can't close me!! Sure, a guy head just exploded with worms but I got dinner rush!!
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "good job slugy!" - kiddo upon seeing slug eat hamster or whatever.

Uh oh.

*billy joel wheeling the stretcher out*

"you and I, face to fa... oh wait nevermind"

#Monsterdon

*sigh* I miss Donald Sutherland from Invasion of the Body Snatchers

#Monsterdon

Lol at the chef..."Your mom has worms!"

#Monsterdon

Once again, corrupt development is the cause... it's almost like all these 80s films were trying to say ... something?

#monsterdon

Okay I love this Italian guy. He's appropriately angry.

Grazie amico

#Monsterdon

Rule #1. Never have the salad.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon I am two away from a cover up here. I need a damn coroner and for them to finally find the slug's weakness.

I mean, they said it, but I don't think that counts.

Roller skating worms!

#Monsterdon #Slugs

mutant slugs create by toxic gas from the landfill. G-R-E-A-T!
#MONSTERDON

@Taweret Eh, it's the 80s and he's a realtor, nobody would've noticed the difference. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Jesus Don, you are right. Sanitation department, didn't sanitize anything.

@gnomon
Diners probably won't notice because worms are shooting out a guy's eyesocket on the floor.

#Monsterdon

A toast to great things happening!

Who thought great things would happen so soon #Monsterdon

Just one tiny wafer thin minty slug. #Monsterdon

these cool gore VFX belong in a better movie

#Monsterdon

I'll bet that's foreshadowing. Julie's gonna lose her head.

#Monsterdon #Slugs

He's not going to remember to get his free Old Spaghetti Factory glass now

#Monsterdon #Slugs1988

"But I'm an 80s guyyyyyysyysyyslkjsafkdfjdlaksfjl;sd"

[is eaten by slugs]

#monsterdon

EWWWW #monsterdon

I just had to drag the screen away again with the slugs coming out the nose thing in the restaurant.
Eeewww.

#Monsterdon

he was extremely high functioning for a guy whose head was filled with slugs in retrospect

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🐌 🐌 🐌 💀 🩸 😱

"A toast" to Slugs coming out of my eye sockets!

Thank god he sealed the deal before he died.

THAT's a great salesman!

#Monsterdon

Ayup, there's the splash

#Monsterdon

'Ladies and gentlemen, your Secretary of Health and Human Services!'

#monsterdon #Slugs

#monsterdon i don't think i can watch the gore

ah, okay, well that was much worse then. #monsterdon

Eyesocket rockets!!!

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon he's waiting for a call from the only foley involved with this film.

I dunno. I feel like mosquitoes do rampage though #monsterdon

here comes the slugs

doo-do-doo-dooo

here comes the slugs

it's all slugs

#monsterdon #slugs1988

I still don't know who this guy is. Mr. Slugs That Eat Meat guy.

#Monsterdon #Slugs

Oooh forthcoming vomit and viscera. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon based on the soundtrack:

Leave the slugs. Take the cannoli.

#Monsterdon for the record, the dialog is quite possibly the worst we've had in a while along with some of the most unconvincing delivery. Good thing there are killer slugs!

#monsterdon Oops, slightly elevated blood pressure.

Wake up sheeple!!
#Monsterdon

"I shouldn't have eaten that killer slug yesterday"
#monsterdon

Holmes gonna start Stranger Thingsing some slugs out of his face #monsterdon

"To slugs!" "TO SLUGS!"

#monsterdon #slugs1988

JUST EXPLODE ALREADY #Monsterdon

Come on, have slugs burst out of him...

#monsterdon #slugs

You people better hope the toxic waste only affects slugs.

#Monsterdon #Slugs1988

Slugs gonna burst out from his stomach, a la "Alien"???

#Monsterdon

@Taweret just let him make #deals #Monsterdon

The Slug Sound sounds like Alka Seltzer tabs fizzing.

#Monsterdon

Really should have them look like land living bobbit worms #Monsterdon

puking slugs anyone?

#monsterdon #slugs1988

This meeting could have been snail mail! #monsterdon

Place your bets: slugs from the mouth - eyes - ears - or gut explosion? #Monsterdon #Slugs1988

just puke slugs already

#Monsterdon

Straight-up martinis in a highball glass for lunch. Yep, it's a 1980s power lunch. #monsterdon

Slugs coming out of every hole!

#Monsterdon

If you eat a lettuce slug in Act 1, it must come bursting out of your body before the end of Act 3 ...

#monsterdon

„What’s up Dave, slug got your tongue?“ #monsterdon

I said I wanted a margarita WITHOUT salt! #monsterdon

Don Palmer is a fountain of good news, and that line was delivered with great aplomb.

#Monsterdon

why does that guy always look like he's trying not to laugh tho?

#Monsterdon

Wait, slugs can squirm through cages? Who would have thought an invertebrate capable of such a feat?

#Monsterdon

YES IT'S A TOXIC WASTE DUMP TOWN

all those 19th century buildings? built on a 20th century toxic waste dump

#monsterdon #slugs1988

Pour one out for the hamster

#Monsterdon

uh oh. The slugs are gonna take on The Mob. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Is his wife not hurting because she drinks so much??

oooh nice PDA. timestamping around 43:00 to check if that one belongs in "Starring the Computer"

#Monsterdon

Chekov's Lettuce Slug

#monsterdon

Why are they dubbing over so much of the dialogue? Was the original dialogue better or worse? #monsterdon

Ahhh...the same "clients" and "meetings" that Darren was always having on Bewitched.

Mike Brady too.

#Monsterdon

Not the street dog, why didn't you people take him to a shelter? #Monsterdon

And over here is the pond full of mutant piranha. #Monsterdon #Slugs1988

more adr, are the slugs causing slurred speech? #Monsterdon

I misread this as: A SHIT TONE SANITATION

#Monsterdon

I love that these guys are not comfortable talking about slugs over the phone, in 1988. Very sharp

#Monsterdon