lol, your boss is slug food now lady

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They're coming up through the toilet? That's real nightmare stuff, man!

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uhh, mayor has a secret bathroom!
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@srol It's ADR'd. I think this might have been filmed in Italy or Spain.

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Amazed he can say that and keep a straight face. #Monsterdon

Please, go turn on the water tap and have a killer slug come out

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@diazona All of the "It BIT me!" dialogue will have to be changed to "It HIT me!"

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Science guy is waving around his lidless jar of Death Parasites like he just don't care.

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"step into my REAL office!" #monsterdon

@apLundell Capitalism stops for no one.

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I'm sure the slugs are travelling through the water system full of valves that are closed, and not the sewer system that's open. Surely turning the water off will solve that.

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The health inspector should have been played by Crispin Glover.

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@Lazarou

There was one with a humanoid creature with sucking mouthparts in the sewers.
That one?

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https://bringatrailer.com/listing/1988-dodge-aries/

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Just think, "Slugs" could have been about people punching each other

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@brooke classic siloed structure #monsterdon

When I was you I would think surely our leaders wouldn't be this incompetent. Boy I was a fool
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#Monsterdon We're just waiting for this guy to die due to chekov's slug lettuce.

He just loves busting in on authority. #Monsterdon

Is my audio out of sync or is *most* of this dialogue ADR'd now #monsterdon

Ghostbusters-level argument with the Mayor this is not.

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Oops, looks like we found the old boys club.

And more slug food candidates.

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The music sting for that parking scene may have been a bit over dramatic

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@nev Cool! The way slugs mate is extraordinary.

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"Why not. We might as well. Do it!"

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Jesus, get over it already, a man face exploded in worms right in front of you like an hour ago!! Women, right?
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"Oh, put it out of your mind, Sue."

Gods, man, read the room. That was one of the most horrific things ever.

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@trixter @apLundell
no the one guy's wife suggested it

so naturally he ignored her
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@athena_rising and possibly also getting eaten by slugs

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@apLundell I don't think anyone's even said the word "salt".

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What's up with the sheriff's speech, is he lip syncing?

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KNOCK KNOCK

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You can't just declare a birthday boost!!!!
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@athena_rising Eating lunch, apparently

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At least he closed the deal before the worms killed him.
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Say what you will, but it's the best acting I've ever seen out of a polar bear.

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What a toxic work environment they have in this down.

In every way possible

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"Is this you're idea of a joke huh?" this is the worst spoken English with dubbed English I've ever seen

So, this guy's not the mayor? Who is he?

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I am legit curious how they got the worms crawling on Dave Watson's head while he ssquirmed. Musta been a dummy head, right, not the actor under squiggling laces?

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timestamping 54:20 for another cutie computer

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oooh what's that little terminal on the desk next to him? #monsterdon

@Cherizilla I can only hope!

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"I have to go now. I'll be back as soon as I can. Just try to avoid getting eaten by the slugs filling your house up."

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AHH! He's got slugs on his head! oh wait.. those are eyebrows. #Monsterdon #Slugs1988

That daisy flower wallpaper! I can't help but think that was dated when this movie was made #Monsterdon

Stay in the house where the killer slugs are coming out of the faucet. I showed them what for. #monsterdon

Saturday naked drunk running. Good old times indeed
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"No, I'm not joking. And stop calling me Shirley."

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Oh god he’s rupturing #Monsterdon #slugs

Fun Fact: In the 80s, mollusks were not covered in the Humane Society's animal welfare guidelines

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Dobbs is enjoying this too much.

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Yeah, fuck off Ashton Water Supply. #Monsterdon #Slugs1988

Why weren’t the slugs moving in that lettuce farm box scene? We could hear them vocalizing. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Dude. They're slugs. You can OUTRUN THEM

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Who up stroking their Trombinos?

They filled the toxic waste dump 20 years ago and they haven't built a subdivision over it yet?

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#Monsterdon The use of mirrors is, well, blatant but still giving some good quick visuals.

I'd rather see the drunk nude person running down Main St.

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If it wasn't Mother's Day, I'd be here.

I miss you all. Maybe Next Sunday?

😞

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Thank goodness we saw him drive the whole way, otherwise I would have no idea how he got there

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The riveting Hurry Home theme from SLugs!!! #Monsterdon

OMG, blood-thirsty parasites? There's not supposed to be anything interesting in this movie!

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"Hermaphroditic. Means they can fertilize their own eggs."

Wrong!

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@nev

This is like a segment from the most interesting movie review site ever

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Run away Barky! Find a new home! #Monsterdon

"We-ah have-ah no worms here!"

"Ok. How about a plate of vermicelli?"

"Right-ah this way, sir."

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So now slugs get past water aerators too?

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"They shot JR!!!" #monsterdon

#monsterdon Total om nom nom.

[slug salad rave]

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I am distracted by the fact that the characters include Mike, Bobby, Donna, and the Palmers.

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I don't know if a person's gonna just... squirt red out of their chest like that.

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There's a movie about killer worms called Squirm, it's more repulsive than this one, but it works at unlikable characters harder. #Monsterdon

A lot of humans in the dank moist dark. #Monsterdon

So the blood flukes control the slugs? #monsterdon #twist

#Monsterdon Wow the gore escalated dramatically and comicly! Also apparently horny useless drunk boyfriend is not going to successfully flee.

Every mid-30s white man with slacks and aerated hair that comes up, I honestly can't tell if it's a new character or one we've already met. #monsterdon

I'm having some of the funniest interactions ever on #Monsterdon

I was genuinely very worried they were going to conflate flukes and slugs

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oooooh okay

slugs got blood parasites

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Also: Eye caramba! #Monsterdon #Slugs1988

Brain worms, and their lesser known cousins, brain slugs.

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#Monsterdon "good job slugy!" - kiddo upon seeing slug eat hamster or whatever.

Uh oh.

*billy joel wheeling the stretcher out*

"you and I, face to fa... oh wait nevermind"

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*sigh* I miss Donald Sutherland from Invasion of the Body Snatchers

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Lol at the chef..."Your mom has worms!"

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Once again, corrupt development is the cause... it's almost like all these 80s films were trying to say ... something?

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Okay I love this Italian guy. He's appropriately angry.

Grazie amico

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Rule #1. Never have the salad.

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#Monsterdon I am two away from a cover up here. I need a damn coroner and for them to finally find the slug's weakness.

I mean, they said it, but I don't think that counts.

Roller skating worms!

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mutant slugs create by toxic gas from the landfill. G-R-E-A-T!
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@Taweret Eh, it's the 80s and he's a realtor, nobody would've noticed the difference. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Jesus Don, you are right. Sanitation department, didn't sanitize anything.

@gnomon
Diners probably won't notice because worms are shooting out a guy's eyesocket on the floor.

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A toast to great things happening!

Who thought great things would happen so soon #Monsterdon

these cool gore VFX belong in a better movie

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I'll bet that's foreshadowing. Julie's gonna lose her head.

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