I'm so hoping they are going to make a giant head of lettuce to bait the slugs.

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@Copperplate we are all united in our hatred for the human cast of the #Monsterdon film

*squints at tiny jack o lantern* ohhhh, a Halloween party

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lol random pizza pusher?

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*Lit af driving music continues*

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gonna end up getting a horde of critters instead lmao
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That'll teach you to try and feed my girlfriend pizza. #monsterdon

HAMBURGERS
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“Halloween party in a horror movie” cliche #monsterdon

A bunch of people who haven't seen this movie were like, "hope there's a bunch of salt in this movie", and unfortunately the brilliant English character in this one didn't think about salt #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon oh wow. the MAYOR is the one offering to refresh drinks after the lady talks about how a guy's head was all exploded.

Yes, coveralls over the jacket, that's how they're worn. #monsterdon

So what is the plan exactly? Do they have one beyond "Set up a tragic death that saves the town of horny drunks"

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Bait? Two teens having sex?
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Ummm...they are not "anywhere" they are "everywhere!"

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This bush party is a lot like the after grad parties when I was in high school but even lamer #Monsterdon

Somewhere a big bunch of slugs goes inside a William Shatner mask?!?!! #Monsterdon

Oh gosh, this is a lame party for this not-teens
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Something that explodes in contact with moisture? So that's where M. Night Shyamalan got the idea for Signs!

#monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow oof, right in ol' brainpan!

#monsterdon #slugs1988

Bobby and Donny are the best names the writers could come up for the teenagers who were killed.

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#Monsterdon Everybody in this movie just completely over-reacts angrily. Hopefully the asshole head of sanitation is about to get slugged.

oh lord, none of these teenagers are gonna try having sex, are they? (-_-) #monsterdon

#Monsterdon SCREAM!

Smash cut to: a bunch of slugs that are clearly in a different building.

the horniness is important to the irony of the film. no matter how DTF everyone is all the time, they can't outpace the sheer breeding power of these angry hungry hermaphroditic slugs!!!

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it feels like this movie's already gone on for 2 hours

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You'd think someone might have noticed the copious amounts of missing lettuce that the slugs must have eaten to make so many of themselves before they started on the humans

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Do they make beakers that size IRL?

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ehhh, I'm'a makin' a spicy sluggy meat-a-balls!

#monsterdon #slugs1988

2 Sluggily Too Squisherious

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#monsterdon Somebody should check if slugs live in "nests" before we try to blow the nest up.

Due to nudity and sexual content I had to find alternative viewing for tonight's #Monsterdon

I have to highly recommend the 1980 movie The Changeling for an upcoming one. Was a lot of MST3K style fun for us and the kiddos.

@Taweret

Yeah...boy. Those slugs are fast as cheetahs(cheetahs with hangovers) #Monsterdon

@hollie
*squish* *squish* *squish*

DUN DUN DUN

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Comically large 2L graduated cylinder, check!

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Me, I wouldn't need a second warning to get out of dodge
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He is the very model of a county health inspector man....

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"OK, I just need to get my suitcase from the basement!" #monsterdon

@healyn
Town leadership is the frog boiling in water, or being nibbled by ticklish slugs I guess... it's an imperfect metaphor.

#Monsterdon #Slugs1988

Why didn't he grab the salt shaker AND the flashlight? #Monsterdon #Slugs1988

Mike, this is why you shouldn't have left Kim along like that!

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"we're going to go kill some man-eating slugs"

"oh you boys, always getting up to your hijinx. have fun!"

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SAME BASEMENT DIFFERENT LIGHTING CHEAP MOVIE

#monsterdon #slugs1988

Remember folks, you can't put down enough poison to kill all the slugs, but you definitely CAN put down enough to give you and your entire family cancer.

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There is more horniness in this movie than most of my furry chats combined

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Universe, please tell me she isn't putting Mezola on the salad...

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@Taweret they are different guys, but with an unbreakable bond #Monsterdon

"And it's okay if you die, there's another guy who looks just like you over there." #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I cannot describe how painful it is to watch people badly chop vegetables in a movie for me.

Can the slugs eat through fabric? #Monsterdon

Mike really acting like he's getting the brain worms now too
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@jonny I'd be such a good mayor of this town, they have no idea

#Monsterdon #Slugs1988

I like this film because it is almost kind of like it was made in Mexico

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Don is smart about science. Listen to Don.

Or maybe don't now that you've convinced him to ignore his knowledge of water reactive compounds.

#Monsterdon

you belong

you belong togetherrrrrrrrrr

#monsterdon #slugs1988

@CactuarJoe @Taweret literally what happened to Richard Simmons #Monsterdon

a bit hard for the mayor to listen if he's dead

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It outdid our movie night of The Stuff where we served yogurt and marshmallow fluff.

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#Monsterdon God damn it I need a coroner to show up!

crazy like a SLUG

#monsterdon #slugs1988

"... in MY neighborhood!" #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Oh hai, Mike!

Halloween party FORESHADOWING!

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And keep away from those hooligan mutant slugs!!! #Monsterdon

I would tell my love ones to leave town
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#monsterdon Now get the hell out of here before I declare you happy birthday!

how do you solve a problem like ma

#monsterdon #slugs1988

'Uhhh, sure Mr Grady...there are a bunch of "killer slugs" lmao. Just because 14 people in this town full of 500 people have had their heads explode within the past week, with slugs crawling out of their heads? Ok buddy'

#Monsterdon

pumping "lithium-based arsenic" underneath the town.

Can. Not. Fail.

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woulda been more fun if the peeps just got turbo slimed by the slugs like they were on a nickelodeon show
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*Without* blowing up the whole town? You say that like it's a good thing.

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when I was a kid we just put out shallow bowls of beer, it wasn't hard

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"Sure, I'll turn this high school chem lab into an industrial chemical production facility in the next half hour, I've got nothing better to do"

#monsterdon #slugs1988

#Monsterdon You know, if I hear strange liquid sounds coming from a bathroom, I… don't investigate.

Uhh, big slug-lithium-arsenic fireball.
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Ok, people are saying the movie was filmed in Spain, and obviously a lot of the cast are ridiculously dubbed. But did they get all the establishing shots in the US and then film dialogue scenes inside in Spain? Because outside sure looks like the northeast to me

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Lithium based arsenic?

My poor little chemist's brain just exploded.

#Monsterdon #chemistry #ChemiVerse

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These people have perfected acting without face movements.

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Quit torturing slugs, you mean old scientist

@Wyatt_H_Knott mmmmmmm, sounds yummy

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London John will be there for you

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HE's the foley guy??

That explains a lot

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Halloween party? Did we know this before now? #Monsterdon

Lithium based arsenic? Let's get that into the drinking water right away! #Monsterdon #Slugs1988

Don't they have salt?
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Well, he's got the slug vote.

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Lithium based arsenic #monsterdon

@diazona I gave up avoiding the hunger. Chicken adobo.

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"lithium-based arsenic." Yeah, putting this in the water supply sounds fantastic.

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Look at them burning slugs like sick children....

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#Monsterdon Chekov's slug salad did not disappoint! This movie is somehow comicly bad but still disturbing.

#monsterdon Capitalists don't really care do they? Health inspector is carrying on like a fool, and everyone just wants to sign. No fright, even after a guy was eaten out from inside, and not even one of the power mullet kids even... tsk.

Still thinking about that pizza....

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Shitweasel time #monsterdon

Is it European slugs or African Slugs??! #Monsterdon

I seriously cannot get over how much the orchestral stings sound like THE THING

#Monsterdon

wow mayor just showing off his secret passageways to be a smartass
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I really like that blue blouse with the purple motif

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@CactuarJoe It's been a slug THE WHOLE TIME

#monsterdon #slugs1988

Shareholder law suite for failure of due diligence for building on a known toxic slug site.

#Monsterdon