*Without* blowing up the whole town? You say that like it's a good thing.
when I was a kid we just put out shallow bowls of beer, it wasn't hard
"Sure, I'll turn this high school chem lab into an industrial chemical production facility in the next half hour, I've got nothing better to do"
#Monsterdon You know, if I hear strange liquid sounds coming from a bathroom, I⦠don't investigate.
Uhh, big slug-lithium-arsenic fireball.
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Ok, people are saying the movie was filmed in Spain, and obviously a lot of the cast are ridiculously dubbed. But did they get all the establishing shots in the US and then film dialogue scenes inside in Spain? Because outside sure looks like the northeast to me
Lithium based arsenic?
My poor little chemist's brain just exploded.
These people have perfected acting without face movements.
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Quit torturing slugs, you mean old scientist
Someone get these guys a VHS copy of C.H.U.D.s #monsterdon
@Wyatt_H_Knott mmmmmmm, sounds yummy
London John will be there for you
Halloween party? Did we know this before now? #Monsterdon
Lithium based arsenic? Let's get that into the drinking water right away! #Monsterdon #Slugs1988
Don't they have salt?
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Well, he's got the slug vote.
Lithium based arsenic #monsterdon
@diazona I gave up avoiding the hunger. Chicken adobo.
how does no one ever hear the extremely loud slugs?
"lithium-based arsenic." Yeah, putting this in the water supply sounds fantastic.
Look at them burning slugs like sick children....
#Monsterdon Chekov's slug salad did not disappoint! This movie is somehow comicly bad but still disturbing.
#monsterdon Capitalists don't really care do they? Health inspector is carrying on like a fool, and everyone just wants to sign. No fright, even after a guy was eaten out from inside, and not even one of the power mullet kids even... tsk.
This whole movie has gotten better since I'm imagining it as a long SNL skit. Like the Californians.
Still thinking about that pizza....
Shitweasel time #monsterdon
Is it European slugs or African Slugs??! #Monsterdon
I seriously cannot get over how much the orchestral stings sound like THE THING
wow mayor just showing off his secret passageways to be a smartass
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I really like that blue blouse with the purple motif
Oh, did they eat him out through the ass?
@CactuarJoe It's been a slug THE WHOLE TIME
Shareholder law suite for failure of due diligence for building on a known toxic slug site.
"get out of my office! I'm not closing the beachβ I mean, water system, just because of a few sharβ slugs! slugs!"
lol, your boss is slug food now lady
They're coming up through the toilet? That's real nightmare stuff, man!
uhh, mayor has a secret bathroom!
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@srol It's ADR'd. I think this might have been filmed in Italy or Spain.
Amazed he can say that and keep a straight face. #Monsterdon
Please, go turn on the water tap and have a killer slug come out
why is the stuffy old man saying 'bullshit' when the drunk teenager in the cold open was saying 'darn'?
@diazona All of the "It BIT me!" dialogue will have to be changed to "It HIT me!"
Science guy is waving around his lidless jar of Death Parasites like he just don't care.
"step into my REAL office!" #monsterdon
@apLundell Capitalism stops for no one.
I'm sure the slugs are travelling through the water system full of valves that are closed, and not the sewer system that's open. Surely turning the water off will solve that.
The health inspector should have been played by Crispin Glover.
There was one with a humanoid creature with sucking mouthparts in the sewers.
That one?
Just think, "Slugs" could have been about people punching each other
@brooke classic siloed structure #monsterdon
When I was you I would think surely our leaders wouldn't be this incompetent. Boy I was a fool
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#Monsterdon We're just waiting for this guy to die due to chekov's slug lettuce.
He just loves busting in on authority. #Monsterdon
Is my audio out of sync or is *most* of this dialogue ADR'd now #monsterdon
Is this another one of those movies that were filmed in Italian then dubbed into English and subtitled back into Italian? #Monsterdon
Ghostbusters-level argument with the Mayor this is not.
@nev Cool! The way slugs mate is extraordinary.
The music sting for that parking scene may have been a bit over dramatic
"Why not. We might as well. Do it!"
Jesus, get over it already, a man face exploded in worms right in front of you like an hour ago!! Women, right?
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"Oh, put it out of your mind, Sue."
Gods, man, read the room. That was one of the most horrific things ever.
@trixter @apLundell
no the one guy's wife suggested it
so naturally he ignored her
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@athena_rising and possibly also getting eaten by slugs
@apLundell I don't think anyone's even said the word "salt".
What's up with the sheriff's speech, is he lip syncing?
KNOCK KNOCK
You can't just declare a birthday boost!!!!
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@athena_rising Eating lunch, apparently
At least he closed the deal before the worms killed him.
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Say what you will, but it's the best acting I've ever seen out of a polar bear.
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"Is this you're idea of a joke huh?" this is the worst spoken English with dubbed English I've ever seen
Was this made in Italy? The mayor's mouth doesn't match his words
So, this guy's not the mayor? Who is he?
I am legit curious how they got the worms crawling on Dave Watson's head while he ssquirmed. Musta been a dummy head, right, not the actor under squiggling laces?
timestamping 54:20 for another cutie computer
oooh what's that little terminal on the desk next to him? #monsterdon
@Cherizilla I can only hope!
"I have to go now. I'll be back as soon as I can. Just try to avoid getting eaten by the slugs filling your house up."
AHH! He's got slugs on his head! oh wait.. those are eyebrows. #Monsterdon #Slugs1988
That daisy flower wallpaper! I can't help but think that was dated when this movie was made #Monsterdon
Stay in the house where the killer slugs are coming out of the faucet. I showed them what for. #monsterdon
Saturday naked drunk running. Good old times indeed
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"Is this your idea of a joke? I'm Leslie Nielson, I do the jokes." #Monsterdon
"No, I'm not joking. And stop calling me Shirley."
Oh god heβs rupturing #Monsterdon #slugs
Fun Fact: In the 80s, mollusks were not covered in the Humane Society's animal welfare guidelines
Dobbs is enjoying this too much.
Yeah, fuck off Ashton Water Supply. #Monsterdon #Slugs1988
salt? remember when you said salt? hon? salt?
Why werenβt the slugs moving in that lettuce farm box scene? We could hear them vocalizing. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon Dude. They're slugs. You can OUTRUN THEM
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Who up stroking their Trombinos?
They filled the toxic waste dump 20 years ago and they haven't built a subdivision over it yet?
#Monsterdon The use of mirrors is, well, blatant but still giving some good quick visuals.
I'd rather see the drunk nude person running down Main St.