The Sheriff's contract stated someone had to touch him in that scene. #monsterdon

I was NOT prepared for sewer acrobatics

#Monsterdon

@trixter 2EZ 😆

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#monsterdon He sure had a lot of salsa in his pockets

Fried slugs 🤔 #Monsterdon

What was that weird pull on the sheriff's arm that Brady just did?

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Godspeed, slug man #Monsterdon

hey, blood fountain! kind of a weak one but e for effort

#monsterdon #slugs1988

yeahhh, we all knew at least one of 'em wasn't getting out there alive

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Slugs! they're turning into pirhanas!

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It's the Flying Slugendas!

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Don will not be getting naked and crazy, after all

#Monsterdon

Y'all took off your damn gloves again

#Monsterdon

So the big plan is to... feed them?

#monsterdon

Oh... NOW the glove comes off. #Monsterdon #Slugs1988

I love when two people get the same quip at the same time! It's like Leibniz and Newton and Calculus. @SnoopJ @OldRustBucket #Monsterdon

Mike Brady is quite acrobatic.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OO-ZGP68-3w

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@diazona Like Godzilla! #Monsterdon

Oh no, not that guy who is exactly like that other guy!!
#Monsterdon

That's really clear sewer water

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@rwg yes

both

#monsterdon #slugs1988

#Monsterdon so the slugs are piranha now? I guess that's what you get for electrocuting them.

Is the groovy animated 80s arcing electricity causing the slugs to run? That's not realistic. 🤨

#Monsterdon #Slugs1988

meat sack, meet meat sack

#monsterdon #slugs1988

@moira are you talking about the character or the sound designers for this film? Because they're both slacking on this one

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Kill him! Kill him with the pickaxe!

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@Taweret the scientist is smart he knows the poison doesn't need to be explosive he just wants to blow up the whole miserable shithole town :blobthinksmart: #Monsterdon

the scariest part of this movie was the point at which I thought back to a text exchange I had earlier today and realized I might have come across as an asshole #Monsterdon

coyote's plans made more sense. i mean that. literally every plan - other than earthquake pills - made more sense than this.

#monsterdon #slugs1988

@rdm @lowqualityfacts My inspiration 😀

#Monsterdon

This is not the way.

#Monsterdon #Slugs

"Toss the whole thing in!" tosses 2 lbs of meat

#Monsterdon

"...I'll go get the meat sack."
"Hold on, isn't that what we are?"

#Monsterdon #Slugs

OMG, they are down a man hole and now they are going to get a sack of meat.

What kind of pr0n is this?

#Monsterdon

That last scene with the scientist on the radio felt like Garth Marenghi's dark place.

#monsterdon

I say take off and nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

#Monsterdon

i'll go get the meet-cute. i'll be right back.

#monsterdon #slugs1988

@forestine Upstate New York would absolutely have salt trucks for the winter.

#monsterdon #slugs1988

#AltMotherASongOrPoem is now trending across Mastodon

#Monsterdon is now trending across Mastodon

#monsterdon A pick-axe is not the tool to use. But he's british so perhaps he's just using whats handy? Seems to be the only smart one around, maybe even in the county.

@socketwench

You can do it...
( It's Electric...! )

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vF84LABHm0

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon That is a VERY well stocked high school chemistry lab.

Science nerd weakling -- movie funny!

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That's not how you open a manhole silly!
#Monsterdon

I really don't want the scientist to die, he has great knitwear

#Monsterdon #Slugs1988

"I'll open the manhole" And the sewer lid too. #Monsterdon #Slugs1988

OH DOUBLE GOOD, the person trying to not get assaulted is the one the slugs got. Wow.

#Monsterdon #Slugs

London John is still here for you

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Oh good, it's the sexual assault portion of the movie! 🙄

#Monsterdon #Slugs

@socketwench Power! unlimited power! #monsterdon

🧂

#monsterdon #slugs1988

implied message: they'd rather be eaten by slugs than end up in Kentucky. #monsterdon

And stop doing crappy Ronald COleman imitations #Monsterdon

@socketwench Boogie Woogie Woogie #Monsterdon #Slugs1988

@Taweret or maybe it's like a moving slug carpet? power in numbers I guess I dunno not even the FX crew could really figure it out #Monsterdon

How many slugs can be produced from the carcass of one adult human?

Because it feels like the answer is "a lot"

#monsterdon

@Taweret That seems like something you should verify before lighting fires.

#monsterdon #slugs1988

"I'm going to electrocute the bastards"

*burns power line*

*power to the entire town drops out*

#Monsterdon

I wasn't even supposed to BE here today

#monsterdon #slugs1988

I guess we're taking our time with this sewer climax

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Great, now they're killer slugs that can electrocute us, THANKS FOR NOTHING DON

#Monsterdon #Slugs1988

Good thing they're faster than the rate at which sewer water conducts electricity. #monsterdon

hey, y'all, I really hate to say this, but... I think this is a pretty shitty movie.

#monsterdon

With the bright, opaque red blood and vibrant yellow gear I'm getting Sin City (2005) vibes, too. #Monsterdon

That electricity effect was probably 80% of the budget. #Monsterdon #Slugs1988

#monsterdon Worlds tiniest blow-torch.

Fun fact: slugs can lift 32.7 times their own body weight

(not really)

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I like Pam and respect her for saying she likes a guy but that's not the same thing as wanting to let him into "her panties" (hilarious turn of phrase there). Seriously, girl is maybe the only thing I like about this movie.

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"son of a bitch. they closed the entrance without marking it on the map!"

Look I've done enough work with local government to know that their shit is *never* accurate. You've gotta actually *verify* street trees, sewer lines, pretty much anything from the various utility and planning depts
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Poor Pam. She's genetically engineered by slugs to not have fun.

#Monsterdon #Slugs

This sewer sequence reads like the porn parody of HBO's Chernobyl #Monsterdon

If I were drinking to people yelling other people’s names who turn out to be slug food, I’d be dead. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Pam has mono, she's not feeling so great. Aches in her side, like her spleen is about to explode. Patè de Frois Pam.

@Wyatt_H_Knott Fair enough.

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Convenient that the slugs stay on that side of the doorway.

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His shirt just changed back to 53.

CONTINUITY GIRL WTF

#Monsterdon

BRB getting rubber fishing waders and boots for my go-bag.

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Fun fact: The original title for the movie was "Arsenic and Old Sludge"

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#Monsterdon Small town doesn't like call the state. Just lets plan to put arsenic and lithium in their water supply, apparently!

@ramsey Don't kink shame #monsterdon

#monsterdon None of them ever went to church, because in this town, God was just too busy damning everything.

"You're an asshole."

correct!

#monsterdon #slugs1988

Were there no Polaroid cameras in 1988? How come they don't take a bunch of pictures and show it to the incredulous mayor?

#Monsterdon #Slugs1988

#Monsterdon "Lithium Based Arsenic" – Nü-Metal band name?

I can undestand the killer slugs, but attempt to rape is a little too much
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@SRLevine @blue It says you're awesome

#Monsterdon #Slugs1988

This must be the bait they mentioned

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now that guy's a REAL slimeball #monsterdon

I dunno if mixing The Stuff with killer slugs is a good idea or not 🥴
#monsterdon

@binford2k Oooh congratulations! I don't think I've seen anyone get a full board before

#Monsterdon

c'mon-on-n and wreck my car c'mon-on-n and wreck my caaaaaaaar

#monsterdon #slugs1988

The 88 Chrysler Plymouth K LE Station Wagon. The official wagon of Don. Or Mike. Some guy.

#Monsterdon

Teens love to have a Halloween tailgate party in the woods where no one wears costumes but they put several jack o'lanterns on the cars

#Monsterdon

just one more thing

#monsterdon #slugs1988

Nice the high school has a fully equipped explosives lab #Monsterdon

Wouldnt have had to tell me twice
#monsterdon

and now we have the cheapest discount jason?

wait not jason fuck

#monsterdon #slugs1988

Okay I'd totally go to parties if I knew I'd get to dance awkwardly and have delicious pizza aggressively shoved at me

#Monsterdon #Slugs1988

Blackout #monsterdonbingo and still got some time to go. #Monsterdon #slugs