#monsterdon None of them ever went to church, because in this town, God was just too busy damning everything.

"You're an asshole."

correct!

#monsterdon #slugs1988

Were there no Polaroid cameras in 1988? How come they don't take a bunch of pictures and show it to the incredulous mayor?

#Monsterdon #Slugs1988

#Monsterdon "Lithium Based Arsenic" – Nü-Metal band name?

I can undestand the killer slugs, but attempt to rape is a little too much
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@SRLevine @blue It says you're awesome

#Monsterdon #Slugs1988

This must be the bait they mentioned

#Monsterdon

Falling into a dank pit full of slugs after escaping a near sexual assault is a pretty harrowing tale....

#Monsterdon

now that guy's a REAL slimeball #monsterdon

I dunno if mixing The Stuff with killer slugs is a good idea or not 🥴
#monsterdon

@binford2k Oooh congratulations! I don't think I've seen anyone get a full board before

#Monsterdon

c'mon-on-n and wreck my car c'mon-on-n and wreck my caaaaaaaar

#monsterdon #slugs1988

The 88 Chrysler Plymouth K LE Station Wagon. The official wagon of Don. Or Mike. Some guy.

#Monsterdon

Wait... is this a He Man episode?!?

#Monsterdon

Teens love to have a Halloween tailgate party in the woods where no one wears costumes but they put several jack o'lanterns on the cars

#Monsterdon

just one more thing

#monsterdon #slugs1988

Nice the high school has a fully equipped explosives lab #Monsterdon

Wouldnt have had to tell me twice
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and now we have the cheapest discount jason?

wait not jason fuck

#monsterdon #slugs1988

Okay I'd totally go to parties if I knew I'd get to dance awkwardly and have delicious pizza aggressively shoved at me

#Monsterdon #Slugs1988

Blackout #monsterdonbingo and still got some time to go. #Monsterdon #slugs

I'm so hoping they are going to make a giant head of lettuce to bait the slugs.

#Monsterdon

@Copperplate we are all united in our hatred for the human cast of the #Monsterdon film

*squints at tiny jack o lantern* ohhhh, a Halloween party

#Monsterdon

lol random pizza pusher?

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You know what would spice this film up? Trash. This movie needs a zombie punk chick. #Monsterdon

*Lit af driving music continues*

#monsterdon

gonna end up getting a horde of critters instead lmao
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That'll teach you to try and feed my girlfriend pizza. #monsterdon

NO ALTERNATIVE. Like salt. ABSOLUTELY NONE. Not even one, like salt. NOT ONE AT ALL.

#Monsterdon #Slugs

HAMBURGERS
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“Halloween party in a horror movie” cliche #monsterdon

A bunch of people who haven't seen this movie were like, "hope there's a bunch of salt in this movie", and unfortunately the brilliant English character in this one didn't think about salt #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon oh wow. the MAYOR is the one offering to refresh drinks after the lady talks about how a guy's head was all exploded.

Yes, coveralls over the jacket, that's how they're worn. #monsterdon

So what is the plan exactly? Do they have one beyond "Set up a tragic death that saves the town of horny drunks"

#Monsterdon

Bait? Two teens having sex?
#Monsterdon

Ummm...they are not "anywhere" they are "everywhere!"

#Monsterdon

This bush party is a lot like the after grad parties when I was in high school but even lamer #Monsterdon

Somewhere a big bunch of slugs goes inside a William Shatner mask?!?!! #Monsterdon

Oh good the teens are back. I was tired of watching middle-aged people die #monsterdon

Oh gosh, this is a lame party for this not-teens
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Something that explodes in contact with moisture? So that's where M. Night Shyamalan got the idea for Signs!

#monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow oof, right in ol' brainpan!

#monsterdon #slugs1988

Bobby and Donny are the best names the writers could come up for the teenagers who were killed.

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#Monsterdon Everybody in this movie just completely over-reacts angrily. Hopefully the asshole head of sanitation is about to get slugged.

oh lord, none of these teenagers are gonna try having sex, are they? (-_-) #monsterdon

the horniness is important to the irony of the film. no matter how DTF everyone is all the time, they can't outpace the sheer breeding power of these angry hungry hermaphroditic slugs!!!

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon SCREAM!

Smash cut to: a bunch of slugs that are clearly in a different building.

it feels like this movie's already gone on for 2 hours

#Monsterdon

You'd think someone might have noticed the copious amounts of missing lettuce that the slugs must have eaten to make so many of themselves before they started on the humans

#Monsterdon

Do they make beakers that size IRL?

#Monsterdon

ehhh, I'm'a makin' a spicy sluggy meat-a-balls!

#monsterdon #slugs1988

2 Sluggily Too Squisherious

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#monsterdon Somebody should check if slugs live in "nests" before we try to blow the nest up.

Due to nudity and sexual content I had to find alternative viewing for tonight's #Monsterdon

I have to highly recommend the 1980 movie The Changeling for an upcoming one. Was a lot of MST3K style fun for us and the kiddos.

@Taweret

Yeah...boy. Those slugs are fast as cheetahs(cheetahs with hangovers) #Monsterdon

@SordidAmok Their continuity person was on a break.

#Monsterdon

@hollie
*squish* *squish* *squish*

DUN DUN DUN

#monsterdon

Comically large 2L graduated cylinder, check!

#monsterdon

Me, I wouldn't need a second warning to get out of dodge
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#monsterdon Why don't the carnivorous slugs just eat each other?

He is the very model of a county health inspector man....

#Monsterdon

"OK, I just need to get my suitcase from the basement!" #monsterdon

@healyn
Town leadership is the frog boiling in water, or being nibbled by ticklish slugs I guess... it's an imperfect metaphor.

#Monsterdon #Slugs1988

Why didn't he grab the salt shaker AND the flashlight? #Monsterdon #Slugs1988

Mike, this is why you shouldn't have left Kim along like that!

#Monsterdon

"we're going to go kill some man-eating slugs"

"oh you boys, always getting up to your hijinx. have fun!"

#monsterdon

SAME BASEMENT DIFFERENT LIGHTING CHEAP MOVIE

#monsterdon #slugs1988

Remember folks, you can't put down enough poison to kill all the slugs, but you definitely CAN put down enough to give you and your entire family cancer.

#monsterdon

There is more horniness in this movie than most of my furry chats combined

#Monsterdon

"When I do get back, how 'bout we get naked and crazy"

Don's last words are going to look great on his tombstone

#Monsterdon #Slugs1988

Universe, please tell me she isn't putting Mezola on the salad...

#monsterdon

@Taweret they are different guys, but with an unbreakable bond #Monsterdon

"And it's okay if you die, there's another guy who looks just like you over there." #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I cannot describe how painful it is to watch people badly chop vegetables in a movie for me.

Can the slugs eat through fabric? #Monsterdon

Mike really acting like he's getting the brain worms now too
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@jonny I'd be such a good mayor of this town, they have no idea

#Monsterdon #Slugs1988

whoa now, let's not be rash. lithium-based arsenic is a well-proven solution! https://social.coop/@hollie/114492395457200072

#Monsterdon

I like this film because it is almost kind of like it was made in Mexico

#monsterdon

Don is smart about science. Listen to Don.

Or maybe don't now that you've convinced him to ignore his knowledge of water reactive compounds.

#Monsterdon

you belong

you belong togetherrrrrrrrrr

#monsterdon #slugs1988

@CactuarJoe @Taweret literally what happened to Richard Simmons #Monsterdon

Now thinking about how to reconcile "without blowing up the town" and "explodes when it comes in contact with water"

#Monsterdon

a bit hard for the mayor to listen if he's dead

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It outdid our movie night of The Stuff where we served yogurt and marshmallow fluff.

#monsterdon

I have been distracted for the last half an hour trying to remember the anti-drug circa 1970 film where somebody turns into a turkey or something and a character looks just like Bobby. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon God damn it I need a coroner to show up!

crazy like a SLUG

#monsterdon #slugs1988

"... in MY neighborhood!" #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Oh hai, Mike!

Halloween party FORESHADOWING!

#Monsterdon

And keep away from those hooligan mutant slugs!!! #Monsterdon

I would tell my love ones to leave town
#Monsterdon

how do you solve a problem like ma

#monsterdon #slugs1988

#monsterdon Now get the hell out of here before I declare you happy birthday!

'Uhhh, sure Mr Grady...there are a bunch of "killer slugs" lmao. Just because 14 people in this town full of 500 people have had their heads explode within the past week, with slugs crawling out of their heads? Ok buddy'

#Monsterdon

pumping "lithium-based arsenic" underneath the town.

Can. Not. Fail.

#monsterdon

woulda been more fun if the peeps just got turbo slimed by the slugs like they were on a nickelodeon show
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