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The people have spoken. #monsterdon

That's London John!

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ACTION HIGH SCHOOL

starring

MIKE BRADY

and

TOOTHY SLUGS

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did they loop that kitchen scene? That was weird

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She gonna take off her pants as well?

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That lettuce is not kosher. Always check for slugs! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon You better decide if you want your desert before or after the main course. heheheh

Good lord eat this douchy couple already slugs help us out here #Monsterdon

Ok, so I'm trying to think about the storyboarding and writing for that scene.

"Ok, so this slug crawls in the guy's glove, it hurts him so much he wants to chop off his hand. And while he is chopping his hand off he knocks over some acid. Then a shelf falls on him. And then his wife comes in just before the acid catches fire and the whole house explodes. We'll call this movie 'Slugs'"
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@Louisa apparently a non removable glove?? #Monsterdon

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NO DON'T CHOP THE LETTUCE UNTIL YOU'VE LOOKED AT THE LETTUCE

"i thought we'd eat a head of lettuce" #monsterdon

I do enjoy this health inspector-high school teacher couple in picture perfect boring suburbia who are perpetually horny for each other

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The real terror is how horny EVERYONE in this town is. #Monsterdon #Slugs1988

“I liked them a lot”

That couple that were literally made of cardboard & cliches??? How could anyone like them? #Monsterdon

Oh boy, just wait to she sees what is in that salad she just made!!
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What sort of gardener doesn't set out beer slug traps???! #Monsterdon

If one person says "those are so big" you don't respond "those are so big" you respond "those are huge" you doofus. Repetitive words are repetitive...

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Once they go after the gardeners, though, who's next?

That is the turning point in the film imo #Monsterdon

Try as hard as they could, they could not make the K-car station wagon skid around that corner.

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Were backyard greenhouses exploding in the 80s or something?

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#Monsterdon that salad has a bit of a bite

I wonder what Meg Ryan is up to

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How did she not notice the giant slug that was bleeding?
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What's for dinner?: romaine hearts and ketchup olives!

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80s sweater off the shoulder

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budget Meg Ryan was taking little mid-day fiesta siesta

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Yeah, these slugs are in league with the frogs

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mmm pickled slugs
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li-ICHOR-ous

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#monsterdon Teethy slugs, I love it. The only part of them that is hard. It would be quite obvious when you smush them, the little hard teeth just being all gritty like that.

This was billed as a horror-comedy, but it's actually neither

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#Monsterdon oh I like her, yay she killed the slug

"...these olives taste bad"

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Thinking of Michael Jackon's Heal the World for some reason, "There are... people dying. If you care enough for the living, make a better place for you and for me... without slugs."

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That slug bite effect was adorable tho

they oughta bring back those enormous belts. #monsterdon

TOOTHY SLUG CHOMP

Oh man oh man that was worth the price of admission right there

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It was cute the snail biting
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"Those things are so big"

That's what she said.

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if a slug bites you do you turn into a slug? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon SOUSes? I don't think they really exist.

Gotta be honest, I might skip the rest of this movie and watch VeggieTales instead. I’m up for something more realistic #Monsterdon

Guy chops his handoff at the drop of a hat

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Amazing acting...devastated by death...but we're over it now.

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This is a movie about collective action and overthrowing your oppressors.

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bitey slug ❤️ #monsterdon

SCENE — A NORMAL INTERACTION

Someone: "[people I know] are dead"

Me: haha, yea right

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"...what kind of a slug bites someone?"
"A hungry one?"

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Do slugs have teeth?

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#monsterdon They're dead. YAY! Oh hee hee, they died? Awww, hee hee. They were nice people. Lets go inside and schtupp Yvette.

poisoning myself by following ChatGPT's advice on making diy toothpaste... but then there was a SLUG on my WINDOW

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#Monsterdon They're massive!

#Monsterdon the exploding greenhouse… sorry, I'm dying here 🤣

The slugs bit his hand so hard he had to chop his own arm off? Hmm

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Oh no, slime trail!!!!
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I didn't know taking care of plants in a greenhouse was so dangerous
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I don't think that guy was in a position to chop off his arm there. Just one man's opinion #Monsterdon

now he'll have all the superpowers of a slug! #monsterdon

same, brown paper bag textbooks everywhere #Monsterdon
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i LOVE the animated chompy slug!

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What sort of gardner wouldn't set out beer slug traps?? #Monsterdon

"They were nice people!"

They were in THIS movie, they were not nice people. #Monsterdon

Whenever I use garden shears I’m afraid something like that will happen #Monsterdon

"They were nice people!"

No they weren't

"I liked them a lot!"

No you didn't

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Oh girl what is going on with your eyebrows

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Oh, that was too gory. Yech.

( @Canageek your GF was absolutely right to tell you to skip this if you don't like gore)

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bottle em and cook em with butter, fam! #monsterdon

holy shit
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Let's teach the slugs to drive next.

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"They were nice people!"

...They were?

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Good for the slugs for putting those grumpy old coots out of their misery it was only the humane thing to do #Monsterdon

he sounds like he liked them a little too much. #monsterdon

@Taweret he had not even taken one second to try anything else #monsterdon

#monsterdon Mmmmm.... juicy and full of flavor.

Well, on the bright side. He won't feel his amputation now. #Monsterdon #Slugs1988

@aburka Yeah I remember that too, not sure which one it was though

Maybe Frogs?

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@Louisa

All dubbed because movie made in Spain and many actors did not speak English well.

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obviously they were "cooking". #monsterdon

Slugs discovered fire!!

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did…did SAW steal its eponymous bit from SLUGS?

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@CactuarJoe And SMILING, because OMG WHAT A CUTE DEATH

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Oh, an explosion! Thanks, movie! Thank you! Whew, imagine if that scene had kept going. Wow, what a mercy. #Monsterdon

Someone tell the Frogs, THAT'S how you blow up a greenhouse. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon My god I didn't expect that! why was there petrol in the greenhouse???

#Monsterdon thank you slug god for answering my prayers and killing these people

Actually burst out laughing in real life at the convenient line of spilled gasoline

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they called this movie SLUGS but I feel like a better name based on this scene would have been POOR DECISION MAKING

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This gardening guy is not very good at taking off a glove.

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WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING

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What.

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Bruce did it better. Still, you got to hand it to him. #Monsterdon #Slugs1988

And that was My Husband is getting eaten by slugs, here of K-SLUG radio all the slime all the time #Monsterdon

gave up on his hand pretty quick there, didn't he?

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wtf dude

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Tiny slug eggs hatching slugs that instantly grow 20-50 times the size. Yeah, that tracks #Monsterdon

a slug being inside the glove (presumably?) is a pretty good bit, though

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Oh, jeez, that sewer slug is disgusting. Somebody give the VFX guy an academy, please!

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Is every person in this film a caricature?

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You'd think gardeners would be the one set of elite warriors prepared to do battle against killer slugs

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