#monsterdon You're not a bitch, your a drunk slut.

"David, I'm sorry for being a bitch so much of the time"

See what I mean about the dialogue?

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So far this movie has made it clear alcohol and tobacco are bad
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That was a quick intervention...

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Yeah lady you are a bitch but I totally would be too if I was married to THAT guy :blobcheeky: #Monsterdon

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OH NO HE ATE THE SLUG SLICES

Is that the science teacher doing science experiments in the high school when school isn't in session? Was this screenwriter a third grader?

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Science lab! (I'm skipping commentary about the super gross lettuce scene)

That's way too many volumetric flasks. Also he just pulled a glass pipet out of something and it didn't look like it had a bulb on it, was he going to mouth pipet?!?!?!

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Don't tell me he ate a salad with a slug in it, and neither of them noticed‽
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SLUG PUPPET WITH TEETH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok, I'm back in.

#Monsterdon #Slugs

Tonight on Beyond The Slug Door. #Monsterdon

Lovin' the exposition:

1. It bit me!
2. You got your keys, right?
3. Don't eat me!

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I think they overdubbed the voices in post.

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This may be the first time I’ve seen someone fighting their own glove to the death. #Monsterdon #slugs

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"If this ever happens in real life, honey, remember that I have guns* downstairs that shoot salt." #SplendaDaddy

* The "guns" are for bugs and look like they were made by Nerf.

@healyn Professor Sir Nigel Pedalbottom Abercrombie Exposition, Esquire.
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OH wait, the ad for this movie....I know what happens to the drunken witch's husband.....

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She gonna crawl up science guy's back??

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this really is some Power 80s home decor here

#monsterdon #slugs1988

That music means Knots Landing is about come on.

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why are there so many British people hanging out in upstate New York?
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"...why do you ask?"
"Oh, I don't know. Why don't you give that one a poke with your finger."

#Monsterdon #Slugs

@healyn but how else will you know he is smart without an accent?
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@paco

Written in a bar after Looney Tunes writers showed up

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Ah, the hors d'oeuvres come down the stairs.

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#Monsterdon is that john oliver?

#monsterdon Pouring one out for the Harolds of the world.

Huge biting slugs.
Maybe talk to someone besides just a local science teacher
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Sterotypical British-accent smart guy, but I'm still a sucker for said accents

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I'm glad we have an academic here to tell us that a slug's excretions are "like a slimy carpet." #monsterdon

Oh great, let's bring in the nerdy British guy #Monsterdon

You can't fool me, this is one of those "this is what happens when you drink too much" 80's PSAs, isn't it?

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Does nobody know about slugs and salt??? No one??

This is somewhere north enough to get snow. SOMEONE has driveway salt in their garage from last winter #Monsterdon

Oh shit, Harold, that escalated quickly!

#Monsterdon #Slugs

so are the slugs gonna want revenge for the death of Lettuce Slug?

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The people have spoken. #monsterdon

That's London John!

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ACTION HIGH SCHOOL

starring

MIKE BRADY

and

TOOTHY SLUGS

#monsterdon #slugs1988

did they loop that kitchen scene? That was weird

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She gonna take off her pants as well?

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That lettuce is not kosher. Always check for slugs! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon You better decide if you want your desert before or after the main course. heheheh

Good lord eat this douchy couple already slugs help us out here #Monsterdon

Ok, so I'm trying to think about the storyboarding and writing for that scene.

"Ok, so this slug crawls in the guy's glove, it hurts him so much he wants to chop off his hand. And while he is chopping his hand off he knocks over some acid. Then a shelf falls on him. And then his wife comes in just before the acid catches fire and the whole house explodes. We'll call this movie 'Slugs'"
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@Louisa apparently a non removable glove?? #Monsterdon

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NO DON'T CHOP THE LETTUCE UNTIL YOU'VE LOOKED AT THE LETTUCE

"i thought we'd eat a head of lettuce" #monsterdon

I do enjoy this health inspector-high school teacher couple in picture perfect boring suburbia who are perpetually horny for each other

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The real terror is how horny EVERYONE in this town is. #Monsterdon #Slugs1988

“I liked them a lot”

That couple that were literally made of cardboard & cliches??? How could anyone like them? #Monsterdon

Oh boy, just wait to she sees what is in that salad she just made!!
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What sort of gardener doesn't set out beer slug traps???! #Monsterdon

If one person says "those are so big" you don't respond "those are so big" you respond "those are huge" you doofus. Repetitive words are repetitive...

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Once they go after the gardeners, though, who's next?

That is the turning point in the film imo #Monsterdon

Try as hard as they could, they could not make the K-car station wagon skid around that corner.

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80s sweater off the shoulder

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How did she not notice the giant slug that was bleeding?
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What's for dinner?: romaine hearts and ketchup olives!

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#Monsterdon that salad has a bit of a bite

I wonder what Meg Ryan is up to

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budget Meg Ryan was taking little mid-day fiesta siesta

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Yeah, these slugs are in league with the frogs

#monsterdon #slugs

mmm pickled slugs
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li-ICHOR-ous

#monsterdon #slugs1988

#monsterdon Teethy slugs, I love it. The only part of them that is hard. It would be quite obvious when you smush them, the little hard teeth just being all gritty like that.

#Monsterdon oh I like her, yay she killed the slug

"...these olives taste bad"

#Monsterdon #Slugs

Thinking of Michael Jackon's Heal the World for some reason, "There are... people dying. If you care enough for the living, make a better place for you and for me... without slugs."

#Monsterdon #Slugs1988

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That slug bite effect was adorable tho

they oughta bring back those enormous belts. #monsterdon

It was cute the snail biting
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"Those things are so big"

That's what she said.

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if a slug bites you do you turn into a slug? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon SOUSes? I don't think they really exist.

Gotta be honest, I might skip the rest of this movie and watch VeggieTales instead. I’m up for something more realistic #Monsterdon

Amazing acting...devastated by death...but we're over it now.

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This is a movie about collective action and overthrowing your oppressors.

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bitey slug ❤️ #monsterdon

SCENE — A NORMAL INTERACTION

Someone: "[people I know] are dead"

Me: haha, yea right

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"...what kind of a slug bites someone?"
"A hungry one?"

#Monsterdon #Slugs

Do slugs have teeth?

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#monsterdon They're dead. YAY! Oh hee hee, they died? Awww, hee hee. They were nice people. Lets go inside and schtupp Yvette.

poisoning myself by following ChatGPT's advice on making diy toothpaste... but then there was a SLUG on my WINDOW

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#Monsterdon They're massive!

#Monsterdon the exploding greenhouse… sorry, I'm dying here 🤣

The slugs bit his hand so hard he had to chop his own arm off? Hmm

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Oh no, slime trail!!!!
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I didn't know taking care of plants in a greenhouse was so dangerous
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I don't think that guy was in a position to chop off his arm there. Just one man's opinion #Monsterdon

same, brown paper bag textbooks everywhere #Monsterdon
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i LOVE the animated chompy slug!

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What sort of gardner wouldn't set out beer slug traps?? #Monsterdon

"They were nice people!"

They were in THIS movie, they were not nice people. #Monsterdon

Whenever I use garden shears I’m afraid something like that will happen #Monsterdon

"They were nice people!"

No they weren't

"I liked them a lot!"

No you didn't

#monsterdon #slugs1988

Oh girl what is going on with your eyebrows

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Oh, that was too gory. Yech.

( @Canageek your GF was absolutely right to tell you to skip this if you don't like gore)

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bottle em and cook em with butter, fam! #monsterdon

holy shit
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Let's teach the slugs to drive next.

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