Those weren't anchovies in that salad.
#Monsterdon #Slugs1988

cheapest 80s telephone ahoy

they gave those away in malls

#monsterdon #slugs1988

@allanb he’s definitely saying “crap” #monsterdon

Alright, back to my 3-foot-long pipette. Science! #monsterdon

they didn't notice giant bites of loosely chopped slimy black slug in their salads?

#Monsterdon

You can also substitute beer for Coca Cola #Monsterdon

Science Guy has a British accent which automatically makes him more credible. I don't make the rules

#Monsterdon

The Teacher is rubbing the englishman's bottom as he talks, it's very awkward....

#Monsterdon

Lettuce, cabbage, toy cars, talcum powder... #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Ah yes, a High School chemistry laboratory!

Now we'll finally get some answers!

or like little slug surfers! #monsterdon

Fun fact: slugs/snails do have little "teeth", a raspy mouthpart called a radula, and they leave really cool-looking markings when, e. g., they eat the algae off a surface:

We haven't seen any of that in this movie though

#Monsterdon

Shoulda listened to George #monsterdon

Bingo achieved! I think....

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

Every American's lettuce after Musk shuts down the FDA

#monsterdon

@WhiskeySailor I cannot imagine anything that slug could have been doing to his hand that would be worse than chopping his own hand off.

#monsterdon #slugs1988

@RamenCatholic Can see me and the missus in a cottage like that #Monsterdon

This movie sponsored by the Chrysler K Car.

Nothing says the 80s like a K Car!

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon the lettuce strikes at mid-day

@moira His delivery of those lines was the most unconvincing acting I think I've ever witnessed in motion pictures.

#Monsterdon

This was billed as a horror-comedy, but it's actually neither

#monsterdon

@Lazarou yet I still want it. That house is cute AF.

Well.

It was a cute house.

#Monsterdon

@Wyatt_H_Knott

@Cherizilla
👆 that phrase should be on our Bingo cards in the future

#Monsterdon

"Think your English friend is still in his lab?"
".... Charles Darwin?" #monsterdon

Now he's going to become a were-slug

#Monsterdon

lmao "the damned thing bit me!"

that scene alone.. #monsterdon

Wait the Connecticut day drinker says "Oh, shoot" when she realises she overslept?

Not believable.

#monsterdon

MEGASLUG

#monsterdon

woah these two might actually be using their brains? #monsterdon

"Oh no they were such nice people!"

Nice is relative I guess I dunno #Monsterdon

HA HA HA SLUG FANGS :D :D :D #Monsterdon

You know they were nice people and I liked them too. #monsterdon

Obligatory "well that escalated quickly"

😲

#monsterdon

Slugs 4, Dumbasses 0, I guess

#Monsterdon

now he'll have all the superpowers of a slug! #monsterdon

I'd like to make an accusation: It was the old man with the hatchet in the conservatory

#monsterdon

i did not expect a slug-induced explosion #monsterdon

Ah, back in the 80s where a teacher and government worker could afford a house with pillars.

#Monsterdon

And now, more weirdly horny main characters. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Victory! You need to set ad blocking to Strict. Yes, yes... :)

#monsterdon ...and introducing Tesco Iceberg as a wilting head of lettuce

Haha

THAT didn't end well

#monsterdon

Classic failure-cascade.

#monsterdon #Slugs

Personally I wouldn't chop my hand off
#Monsterdon

YES

BURN, BURN IT ALL!

#monsterdon #slugs1988

Could just take the glove off...

#monsterdon

wasn't there another recent #monsterdon movie where a dude was killed by fumes from suspiciously unlabeled bottles that fell over in the greenhouse?

#monsterdon That's a white persons response to any slight inconvenience. Just pull the entire rack down on yourself in a flailing struggle.

YAY EXPLOSION

#monsterdon

And once again we have a horror movie where people aren't killed by the titular animals, but rather by comical misadventure tangentally related to those animals.

COMMON HOUSEHOLD ACCIDENTS (1988)

#Monsterdon

Another greenhouse with poison gas. Isn't this exactly what happened in "Frogs?" #Monsterdon #Slugs1988

I would say this movie has the most unlikable characters but I think Giant Spider Invasion still holds that crown

#Monsterdon

This soundtrack is absolutely out of control (pejorative)

#Monsterdon

@hollie "The latest in the Slow Slasher series! SLOTHS! You're gonna die... slow" #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🐌 🐌 🐌 💀 🩸 😱

groovy saxaphone in the greenhouse for the slugs eggs

he's really SLUGging his hand against that table! #monsterdon

oh a cameo from an old friend

#monsterdon #slugs1988

Slugs: Lettuce begin the terror

#monsterdon

#monsterdon She asked what the eggs were, and then griped about not wanting to know. So, nobody wants to know, but we'll see even still. I haven't spotted a single actor who I don't want to die horribly, yet.

So are any of these characters...you know...redeemable?

#monsterdon

I've never trusted lettuce

#Monsterdon

Really, credit to the costume department, they nailed the period in this historical docu-drama

#monsterdon

Extremely wrinkled cargo pants, leather moccasins with no socks, dress shirt, bomber jacket, our hero(?) is a real Kevin Costner

#Monsterdon

oh no the lettuce is in on it

#Monsterdon

what out movie's music is warning us

#monsterdon #slugs1988

Checkov's slug eggs
#Monsterdon

"What are these?!? I don't care what they are!!!"

I think I hate this lady the most.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🐌 🐌 🐌 💀 🩸 😱

ooo these teens are grossssss

Jeezus, her shoulder pads.

#monsterdon

The denim game is strong with this gang

#monsterdon

Is that Girl in Boat? Did she tell her parents she stripped to her undies before Wayne got ate?

#monsterdon

🚨 Mullet sighting

#Monsterdon

Who had bright orange Pinto on their bingo card?

#Monsterdon

This is K-SLUG radio, all the slime all the time. #Monsterdon

ATTACK OF THE MULLETS (1988) #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Midwestern Hooonest...

Parents just don’t understand… my slugs of love #monsterdon

Here's the story, of a man named Brady,
Who was busy with three slugs of his own

#Monsterdon

The real monster is the list of side effects on this commercial for Lutathera. Jesus.

#Monsterdon

Dude, are you seriously sitting in your car watching teenagers make-out in the parking lot and critiquing their technique? Weirdo. And not in a good way like most people reading this.

#Monsterdon

the 35 year-old teens making out is worse than the slugs
#Monsterdon

"Please don't ever talk about your job before dinner, you know the rule"

#Monsterdon

“Class discussion foreshadows future” cliche? The kids are going to see slugs but no one believes them? #monsterdon

get a room, jesus, no one needs to see that much heterosexuality on display. #monsterdon

@alexis @SordidAmok 😂

Honestly though I quite like Detroit style pizza, even if it's not quite on the same level as NY style

#Monsterdon

all these school kids are now old and grey, and watching Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

He's not big on the tight spaces because he was a tunnel rat in 'Nam.

#monsterdon

@RamenCatholic "just look angry and frustrated" #Monsterdon #Seinfeld

dude, when your sewer blockage pulls back, it's time to-- okay, thank you. the one smart man in this movie. #monsterdon

@roque He would definitely improve the acting...

#Monsterdon

OK, now it wants to be Alien. The slugs are molting. #monsterdon

Here's a story, of man named Brady. Who was in a crummy movie with some slugs... #Monsterdon #Slugs1988

Come to the bog. Be a slug. Do crime.

#Monsterdon #Slugs

sewer roadkill! looks like some good eatin! #monsterdon

Annnnnd he took his mask off. Why.

#monsterdon #slugs1988

men yearn for the sewers
#monsterdon

@hollie 🎶That's how they became the Brady Slugs🎶
#Monsterdon

Soooo ... he takes off the respirator once he's in the sewer?

#Monsterdon #Slugs

Playing this at 1.5x speed makes the pacing almost perfect.

(Not really.)

#Monsterdon

The high school teachers are being played by actors who literally have not acted since high school, based on their line delivery #Monsterdon