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this movie shoulda been called 'squishy invertibrates'

So was there a nationwide shortage of salt???? #Monsterdon

This woman absolutely voted for Reagan.

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#monsterdon I'm a proper capitalist who pays taxes

"Since when are the God damned sewers my business?!"

I'm always saying this

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Deputy Doofus was in 'Nam. This will not be relevant at all.

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"...well Sheriff, what do you think?"
"I think these lines say worse than they read."

#Monsterdon #Slugs

What do they need lights and siren now for??

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Officer, arrest these slugs for satanic ritual abuse 🐌

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@nev
Earthworms as stunt slugs

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This rotten house full of slugs? 2.5 mil in today's housing market.

I'm glad the slugs spared the dog.
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Uhh... he's touching stuff!!!

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This is like 1980s action TV show soundtrack.

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The things eating the corpse are just worms! Booooooooooo

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#monsterdon This is the house that dry rot built.

fastest slugs in the west

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“Snails, slugs, what the hell’s the difference”
—the filmmakers

#CorrectSlugs #Monsterdon #Slugs1988

"Snails. Slugs. What the hell's the difference?"

The shell. The shell is the difference.

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Search warrant not required
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Sheriff notices the smell before the DISSOLVED CORPSE #monsterdon

Slugs! They're murderers *and* they framed some earthworms apparently! #monsterdon

"Jinkies! It's a corpse!"

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"Oh my god!"

No, that's Gagh, a Klingon speciality!

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Wait, isn't this just an episode of TJ Hooker?

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wellllll... ya see, sergeant, there's just no checkbox on this form for "tenant was eaten by slugs" so... do we still gotta evict him or no? #monsterdon

#monsterdon The Sheriff just wants to cuss and eat rat droppings. That's what small towns in New York do to you.

Housekeeping!!!

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It's turned into a charming Murder She Wrote style small town drama about slugs

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That cop car was borrowed from the fire department
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#Monsterdon snails slugs what the hell’s the difference. My 🐌 emoji agrees

#monsterdon Wait! Ads not blocked? Curses, foiled again!

OK Sheriff, I will just fire up my vaporizer
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#Monsterdon does that qualify as slasher music?

Rat shit in the candy, how American

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#monsterdon Wait.. ads not blocked.. curses, foiled again!

On today's episode of Slugs #Monsterdon

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snail-slug confusion redeems my emoji game!!

Some real RPG overworld music in this town. #monsterdon

Just some jaunty driving-to-evict-some-poor-guy music.

#monsterdon #slugs1988

lmao the McD's flag next to the US flag
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Nothing but lovable characters in this movie!

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@Newpa_Hasai New York State, finger lakes region

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There was a background guy at the ritzy bar with a huge moustache. Unfortunately, we won't be seeing him again.

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Wearing full pantyhose with your lingerie? Uh,

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Okay, this is in New York?

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“You’re late” cliche, for when you don’t know how else to open a scene #monsterdon

Those slugs seem awfully segmented to you?

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Wayne county Sherrif's office and Jail. Also an Arby's. #Monsterdon #Slugs1988

I always feel like...some slugs are watching me.

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"Do you like?"

"Very mooch."

CUT! Let's take that again. Or not. Sure. Print that.

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These slugs are probably PhD students doing research on human reproduction

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"That's right son, after eight. Got a mint?"

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#monsterdon Wayne County ftw #Detroit

I've taken to calling this kind of pants-on intimacy "birdemic sex" #monsterdon

"You don't look like the wicked bitch I'd the North to me." Omg this PTA mom is the Mother's Day energy we need from this movie. #Monsterdon

"You like?"

Well the porn dialogue is a bit of a turn-off :/ #Monsterdon

Oh no, it's going to be a horny horror movie.

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she's trying to "awaken his slug" #monsterdon

monsterdon movies are often full of actors I vaguely remember seeing before but can't place

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And of course, NO COFFEE! #Monsterdon #CoffeeWatch #slugs

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Maureen is more frightening than those pizza slugs were

Meg Ryan is a belligerent drunk

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"Your town bores me, sort it out"

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Another fun-filled night in Ashton, it's just as bad next door in Kutcher

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#Monsterdon oh god that lounge's design and upholstery

that takes me back to a time when i was a small child

Ugh, okay, worst thing about this movie so far is how this guy treats his pizza

The slugs definitely deserve that pizza more

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I ALWAYS patronize bars that play porn music.

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Sir, I'm beginning to think your Slug problem is one you created.

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@amyfou I thought they were terrestrial, so I'm also confused...

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wait, is his whole basement his trashcan, i don't understand. #monsterdon

I have not yet met someone in this film that I'm hoping makes it to the end. Except the doggo.

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always store your cardboard on top of the stove

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Clearly the guy who doesn't like dogs is gonna die first.'

#Monsterdon #Slugs

I'm going to mark "Cover your eyes moment" on my Bingo card as a matter of principle

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#Slugs

Turns out #monsterdon commentary is just as fun while not watching the film. lol

I'm still a little stuck on the logistics of how tiny slugs were able to drag a dude off a boat and underwater

Unless we are actually watching Slugzilla

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Crap. Had to mute it, seriously. My dog started crying as soon as he heard the dog crying. #monsterdon

So this guy's the slug? #Monsterdon

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DOGGO!

LISTEN TO THE PUPPY ALCOHOL MAN

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#monsterdon OMG! A Di Laurentiis. Well, okay.

I’m behind, but nice loon sounds! #Monsterdon

I think Casey's wheels need grease.

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Rapid change in tone #monsterdon

I'm already Team Slugs

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We've got ✅ Slasher Music in the intro!

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

It's not as good as the book.

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Slugs is based on a novel?
Interesting
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I hope these are the #CorrectSlugs

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Wondering how many poor, innocent banana slugs were slughtered after people saw this film

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@Lazarou RIGHT?

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Another attempt at cashing in on JAWS....can't be done, I tell you. Also, just put some salt on them.

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The Life Aquatic with Slugs Zizzou

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I passed up a death metal concert tonight for this... it better be good! #monsterdon

I'm pretty sure those aren't fresh water slugs, those are brackish at best.

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Slugs THE MOVIE not to be confused with:

Slugs: The Symphony
Slugs: The Candy Topping
Slugs: The Interpretive Dance

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See, this is what happens to you when you care more about fishing than being a horny young man. Heterosexuality and horniness would have saved your life. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon sorry I'm late, I was shit-posting.

nope #monsterdon I'll see y'all next week.

Slug rave!

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