can we send the lady down into the sewers instead? #monsterdon

#monsterdon Everyone is bitchy. Yeah, 1980s for sure. Everyone was this awful. We didn't improve, we just kept this stuff as our internal monologue.

Yeah let's make fun of people wearing proper PPE and taking proper precautions on the job. What kind of health inspector are you anyway?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🐌 🐌 🐌 💀 🩸 😱

this movie shoulda been called 'squishy invertibrates'

So was there a nationwide shortage of salt???? #Monsterdon

This woman absolutely voted for Reagan.

#monsterdon #slugs1988

#monsterdon I'm a proper capitalist who pays taxes

"Since when are the God damned sewers my business?!"

I'm always saying this

#Monsterdon

Deputy Doofus was in 'Nam. This will not be relevant at all.

#monsterdon

"...well Sheriff, what do you think?"
"I think these lines say worse than they read."

#Monsterdon #Slugs

What do they need lights and siren now for??

#Monsterdon

Officer, arrest these slugs for satanic ritual abuse 🐌

#Monsterdon

@nev
Earthworms as stunt slugs

#Monsterdon

This rotten house full of slugs? 2.5 mil in today's housing market.

I'm glad the slugs spared the dog.
#Monsterdon.

okay, i was correct. did this man not own a trash can or what? #monsterdon

Uhh... he's touching stuff!!!

#Monsterdon

This is like 1980s action TV show soundtrack.

#Monsterdon

The things eating the corpse are just worms! Booooooooooo

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon This is the house that dry rot built.

fastest slugs in the west

#monsterdon

“Snails, slugs, what the hell’s the difference”
—the filmmakers

#CorrectSlugs #Monsterdon #Slugs1988

"Snails. Slugs. What the hell's the difference?"

The shell. The shell is the difference.

#Monsterdon

Search warrant not required
#monsterdon

Sheriff notices the smell before the DISSOLVED CORPSE #monsterdon

Slugs! They're murderers *and* they framed some earthworms apparently! #monsterdon

"Jinkies! It's a corpse!"

#monsterdon #slugs1988

"Oh my god!"

No, that's Gagh, a Klingon speciality!

#monsterdon

Wait, isn't this just an episode of TJ Hooker?

#Monsterdon

wellllll... ya see, sergeant, there's just no checkbox on this form for "tenant was eaten by slugs" so... do we still gotta evict him or no? #monsterdon

#monsterdon The Sheriff just wants to cuss and eat rat droppings. That's what small towns in New York do to you.

Housekeeping!!!

#Monsterdon

That cop car was borrowed from the fire department
#monsterdon

It's turned into a charming Murder She Wrote style small town drama about slugs

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon snails slugs what the hell’s the difference. My 🐌 emoji agrees

#monsterdon Wait! Ads not blocked? Curses, foiled again!

OK Sheriff, I will just fire up my vaporizer
#monsterdon

Rat shit in the candy, how American

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon does that qualify as slasher music?

#monsterdon Wait.. ads not blocked.. curses, foiled again!

On today's episode of Slugs #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🐌 🐌 🐌 💀 🩸 😱

snail-slug confusion redeems my emoji game!!

Some real RPG overworld music in this town. #monsterdon

Just some jaunty driving-to-evict-some-poor-guy music.

#monsterdon #slugs1988

lmao the McD's flag next to the US flag
#monsterdon

Nothing but lovable characters in this movie!

#Monsterdon

@Newpa_Hasai New York State, finger lakes region

#monsterdon #slugs1988

There was a background guy at the ritzy bar with a huge moustache. Unfortunately, we won't be seeing him again.

#monsterdon

Wearing full pantyhose with your lingerie? Uh,

#Monsterdon

Okay, this is in New York?

#monsterdon #slugs

“You’re late” cliche, for when you don’t know how else to open a scene #monsterdon

Those slugs seem awfully segmented to you?

#Monsterdon

Wayne county Sherrif's office and Jail. Also an Arby's. #Monsterdon #Slugs1988

I always feel like...some slugs are watching me.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon ugh

The slugs are peeping toms!

"Do you like?"

"Very mooch."

CUT! Let's take that again. Or not. Sure. Print that.

#monsterdon

These slugs are probably PhD students doing research on human reproduction

#Monsterdon

"That's right son, after eight. Got a mint?"

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Wayne County ftw #Detroit

I've taken to calling this kind of pants-on intimacy "birdemic sex" #monsterdon

"You don't look like the wicked bitch I'd the North to me." Omg this PTA mom is the Mother's Day energy we need from this movie. #Monsterdon

"You like?"

Well the porn dialogue is a bit of a turn-off :/ #Monsterdon

Oh no, it's going to be a horny horror movie.

#monsterdon

Peeping Slugs!

#Monsterdon #Slugs

she's trying to "awaken his slug" #monsterdon

monsterdon movies are often full of actors I vaguely remember seeing before but can't place

#Monsterdon

And of course, NO COFFEE! #Monsterdon #CoffeeWatch #slugs

#Monsterdon 🐌 🐌 🐌 💀 🩸 😱

Maureen is more frightening than those pizza slugs were

Meg Ryan is a belligerent drunk

#Monsterdon

"Your town bores me, sort it out"

#Monsterdon

Another fun-filled night in Ashton, it's just as bad next door in Kutcher

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon oh god that lounge's design and upholstery

that takes me back to a time when i was a small child

Ugh, okay, worst thing about this movie so far is how this guy treats his pizza

The slugs definitely deserve that pizza more

#Monsterdon

I ALWAYS patronize bars that play porn music.

#Monsterdon

Sir, I'm beginning to think your Slug problem is one you created.

#monsterdon

@amyfou I thought they were terrestrial, so I'm also confused...

#Monsterdon

wait, is his whole basement his trashcan, i don't understand. #monsterdon

I have not yet met someone in this film that I'm hoping makes it to the end. Except the doggo.

#monsterdon

always store your cardboard on top of the stove

#Monsterdon

Clearly the guy who doesn't like dogs is gonna die first.'

#Monsterdon #Slugs

I'm going to mark "Cover your eyes moment" on my Bingo card as a matter of principle

#monsterdon
#Slugs

Turns out #monsterdon commentary is just as fun while not watching the film. lol

I'm still a little stuck on the logistics of how tiny slugs were able to drag a dude off a boat and underwater

Unless we are actually watching Slugzilla

#Monsterdon

Crap. Had to mute it, seriously. My dog started crying as soon as he heard the dog crying. #monsterdon

So this guy's the slug? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🐌 🐌 🐌 💀 🩸 😱

DOGGO!

LISTEN TO THE PUPPY ALCOHOL MAN

#monsterdon #slugs1988

#monsterdon OMG! A Di Laurentiis. Well, okay.

I’m behind, but nice loon sounds! #Monsterdon

I think Casey's wheels need grease.

#monsterdon

Rapid change in tone #monsterdon

I'm already Team Slugs

#Monsterdon

We've got ✅ Slasher Music in the intro!

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

It's not as good as the book.

#monsterdon

Slugs is based on a novel?
Interesting
#monsterdon

@Cherizilla

#Monsterdon

I hope these are the #CorrectSlugs

#Monsterdon #Slugs1988

Wondering how many poor, innocent banana slugs were slughtered after people saw this film

#monsterdon

Wasting no time getting around to the monster attack, this is uncharacteristically efficient... I like it

#Monsterdon

@Lazarou RIGHT?

#Monsterdon #Slugs1988

Another attempt at cashing in on JAWS....can't be done, I tell you. Also, just put some salt on them.

#Monsterdon