Oh, "the teens" are back on the movie... Great.
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"Do me in his rumpus room"

I've seen this video....

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did we know that she is banging Sammy Hagar? #monsterdon

Only thing possibly worse than anchovies in the salad, is anchovies on your pizza #Monsterdon

@nev I know, and it still freaks me out! I'm only one generation of chemists removed from that!

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@CactuarJoe well said

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Slugs with teeth!

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Clearly we need Sterno-drinking guy from The Andromeda Strain to make an appearance soon

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Anchovies?

YOU PUT ANCHOVIES IN THE SALAD?

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Those weren't anchovies in that salad.
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cheapest 80s telephone ahoy

they gave those away in malls

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Alright, back to my 3-foot-long pipette. Science! #monsterdon

they didn't notice giant bites of loosely chopped slimy black slug in their salads?

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Science Guy has a British accent which automatically makes him more credible. I don't make the rules

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The Teacher is rubbing the englishman's bottom as he talks, it's very awkward....

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Lettuce, cabbage, toy cars, talcum powder... #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Ah yes, a High School chemistry laboratory!

Now we'll finally get some answers!

or like little slug surfers! #monsterdon

Fun fact: slugs/snails do have little "teeth", a raspy mouthpart called a radula, and they leave really cool-looking markings when, e. g., they eat the algae off a surface:

We haven't seen any of that in this movie though

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Shoulda listened to George #monsterdon

Bingo achieved! I think....

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Every American's lettuce after Musk shuts down the FDA

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@WhiskeySailor I cannot imagine anything that slug could have been doing to his hand that would be worse than chopping his own hand off.

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@RamenCatholic Can see me and the missus in a cottage like that #Monsterdon

This movie sponsored by the Chrysler K Car.

Nothing says the 80s like a K Car!

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#Monsterdon the lettuce strikes at mid-day

@moira His delivery of those lines was the most unconvincing acting I think I've ever witnessed in motion pictures.

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@Lazarou yet I still want it. That house is cute AF.

Well.

It was a cute house.

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@Wyatt_H_Knott

@Cherizilla
👆 that phrase should be on our Bingo cards in the future

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"Think your English friend is still in his lab?"
".... Charles Darwin?" #monsterdon

Now he's going to become a were-slug

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lmao "the damned thing bit me!"

that scene alone.. #monsterdon

Wait the Connecticut day drinker says "Oh, shoot" when she realises she overslept?

Not believable.

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MEGASLUG

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woah these two might actually be using their brains? #monsterdon

"Oh no they were such nice people!"

Nice is relative I guess I dunno #Monsterdon

HA HA HA SLUG FANGS :D :D :D #Monsterdon

You know they were nice people and I liked them too. #monsterdon

Obligatory "well that escalated quickly"

😲

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Slugs 4, Dumbasses 0, I guess

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I'd like to make an accusation: It was the old man with the hatchet in the conservatory

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i did not expect a slug-induced explosion #monsterdon

Ah, back in the 80s where a teacher and government worker could afford a house with pillars.

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And now, more weirdly horny main characters. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Victory! You need to set ad blocking to Strict. Yes, yes... :)

#monsterdon ...and introducing Tesco Iceberg as a wilting head of lettuce

Haha

THAT didn't end well

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Classic failure-cascade.

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Personally I wouldn't chop my hand off
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YES

BURN, BURN IT ALL!

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Could just take the glove off...

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wasn't there another recent #monsterdon movie where a dude was killed by fumes from suspiciously unlabeled bottles that fell over in the greenhouse?

#monsterdon That's a white persons response to any slight inconvenience. Just pull the entire rack down on yourself in a flailing struggle.

YAY EXPLOSION

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And once again we have a horror movie where people aren't killed by the titular animals, but rather by comical misadventure tangentally related to those animals.

COMMON HOUSEHOLD ACCIDENTS (1988)

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Another greenhouse with poison gas. Isn't this exactly what happened in "Frogs?" #Monsterdon #Slugs1988

I would say this movie has the most unlikable characters but I think Giant Spider Invasion still holds that crown

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This soundtrack is absolutely out of control (pejorative)

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groovy saxaphone in the greenhouse for the slugs eggs

he's really SLUGging his hand against that table! #monsterdon

oh a cameo from an old friend

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Slugs: Lettuce begin the terror

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#monsterdon She asked what the eggs were, and then griped about not wanting to know. So, nobody wants to know, but we'll see even still. I haven't spotted a single actor who I don't want to die horribly, yet.

So are any of these characters...you know...redeemable?

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I've never trusted lettuce

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Really, credit to the costume department, they nailed the period in this historical docu-drama

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Extremely wrinkled cargo pants, leather moccasins with no socks, dress shirt, bomber jacket, our hero(?) is a real Kevin Costner

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oh no the lettuce is in on it

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what out movie's music is warning us

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Checkov's slug eggs
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"What are these?!? I don't care what they are!!!"

I think I hate this lady the most.

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ooo these teens are grossssss

Jeezus, her shoulder pads.

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The denim game is strong with this gang

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Is that Girl in Boat? Did she tell her parents she stripped to her undies before Wayne got ate?

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Who had bright orange Pinto on their bingo card?

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This is K-SLUG radio, all the slime all the time. #Monsterdon

ATTACK OF THE MULLETS (1988) #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Midwestern Hooonest...

Parents just don’t understand… my slugs of love #monsterdon

Here's the story, of a man named Brady,
Who was busy with three slugs of his own

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The real monster is the list of side effects on this commercial for Lutathera. Jesus.

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Dude, are you seriously sitting in your car watching teenagers make-out in the parking lot and critiquing their technique? Weirdo. And not in a good way like most people reading this.

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the 35 year-old teens making out is worse than the slugs
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"Please don't ever talk about your job before dinner, you know the rule"

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get a room, jesus, no one needs to see that much heterosexuality on display. #monsterdon

@alexis @SordidAmok 😂

Honestly though I quite like Detroit style pizza, even if it's not quite on the same level as NY style

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all these school kids are now old and grey, and watching Monsterdon

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He's not big on the tight spaces because he was a tunnel rat in 'Nam.

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@RamenCatholic "just look angry and frustrated" #Monsterdon #Seinfeld

dude, when your sewer blockage pulls back, it's time to-- okay, thank you. the one smart man in this movie. #monsterdon

Come to the bog. Be a slug. Do crime.

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sewer roadkill! looks like some good eatin! #monsterdon

Annnnnd he took his mask off. Why.

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@hollie 🎶That's how they became the Brady Slugs🎶
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Soooo ... he takes off the respirator once he's in the sewer?

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The high school teachers are being played by actors who literally have not acted since high school, based on their line delivery #Monsterdon

can we send the lady down into the sewers instead? #monsterdon

#monsterdon Everyone is bitchy. Yeah, 1980s for sure. Everyone was this awful. We didn't improve, we just kept this stuff as our internal monologue.

Yeah let's make fun of people wearing proper PPE and taking proper precautions on the job. What kind of health inspector are you anyway?

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