I don't think that would actually happen if you ate part of a dead slug.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

...everyone else is doing it....

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#monsterdon here we go...

Those looks like worms TBH
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you said "full steam ahead on the slugs", right?

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Sometimes a guy's head just does that #Monsterdon

So are the little wiggly ones supposed to be baby monster slugs?

#monsterdon #slugs1988

those aren't even slugs what the fuck

#monsterdon #slugs1988

Those look more like nematodes???

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"wow. imagine what he woulda done if we'd REJECTED his proposal" #monsterdon

"...I won't have what he's having"

#Monsterdon #Slugs

Got slugs on the brain
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"to our long lives!" 🥂

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Alien-style chest slug please #monsterdon

lol, looks like he's just having an emotional breakdown......until his face exploded!

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@SRLevine X-slugs?

Billion-dollar franchise right there

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I think a slug must have crawled into this guy's head.

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YES Italian music for the Italian restaurant, exactly what I want! Let me know where we are

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@Taweret Gotta wait till he's back out in the middle of the restaurant for maximum splash radius

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Slugs have taken his brain, he is a slupett
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The slug is going to take over his brain function like RFK Jr. but less crazy.

#Monsterdon

*billy joel comes out*

"a bottle of white.. a bottle of red..."

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um, we're not gonna see him vomit up a slug, are we? #monsterdon

Great, now I'm going to be thinking about Bobby getting his weiner chewed off by carnivorous slugs for the rest of the night. Thank you, #Monsterdon! 😖

#Slugs1988

Toxic waste!!!

The slugs are mutants!!!

I want X-men slugs!!!

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Toxic Waste Dump!

Slugs love those.

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#monsterdon this is an eco film about the dangers of unregulated industries and industrial pollution

Okay , city nerd here.. I'm going to need more sanitation system deets.

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Best Restaurant Death is Mr Creosote from that Monty Python film....

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BINGO!

#Monsterdon #Slugs #MonsertdonBingo

@Terencio that's been me every 5 minutes #monsterdon

@ryan They've cut the electricity! They're in the phone lines! THE SLUGS HAVE HACKED MY INTERNET #Monsterdon

@Taweret wereslug

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Team OSHA is on this #monsterdon thing. :wild applause:

(I'm not even sure what y'all are watching, but I enjoy seeing random commentary in the hashtag each week.)

#Monsterdon Did they eat the slug salad?! Is that why his stomach hurts after the sex??

he's gonna dissolve into a little mountain of slugs at the negotiation table

#monsterdon #slugs1988

#monsterdon The deputy was secretly fond of the Sheriff. He would sit in his cruiser and play with himself, moaning "goddammit goddammit goddammit" eyes closed tight, so close to his personal heaven.

"Did a guy named John Foley call?"

"Yes, but the only message he left was some slimy squirming, a guy walking out of a room, someone eating crunchy food, a blazing fire…"

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@Newpa_Hasai They were aiming for sequels based on this being a massive hit. #monsterdon

Slugs hate swimmers, alcoholics that are mean to dogs, gardeners, hamsters, premarital sex, salads…
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"Julie you're moving as slow as a snail!" #monsterdon

Everybody is a dick to everyone, this is so 80s America....

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so that's... 39 minutes in before anyone suggests salt
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And stop calling me shirley!

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Demented Crickets (1988) for the next #monsterdon

Teenage Mutant Ninja Slugs!

#Monsterdon #Slugs

"Maybe it's witches!"

#monsterdon #slugs1988

Smart of the slugs to flee the scene of the murder

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@ramsey @wohali Captain Morgan and Jack Daniel’s both refused to be mentioned #monsterdon

The slugs are so quick to abandon the scene of the crime. #monsterdon

so the slugs fled the scene?

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@Lazarou Oooh I would totally watch a movie about the brain slugs

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I'll just take some Ivermectin here, that should fix it

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That's what you get for enjoying sex

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woah

not the pretty one...

ah gd it

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Death... by PRUNES!

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Okay but why do the slugs made cicada noises?

Also that was extremely high on the list of Worst Scenes I've Ever Watched.

#monsterdon #slugs1988

Bobby, there is a window behind the bed. Behind the bed. Right there. Doesn't require you to long step over the slug pit. You can stay on the bed and go out the window Bobby. The window behind the bed Bobby. Bobby. Bobby that window. The one behind the bed. #monsterdon

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Honestly the slugs are right to put a stop to these people but it would be better if it weren't so protracted and squirmy

Is that a music box soundtrack?

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No slugs were harmed in the making of this film

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Maybe if he picked a better alcohol than Jack he might have been OK

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was that the first #Monsterdon penis?!

(Both scream)

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Director reveals his fetish...

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Okay, the slipping and falling onto inexplicably slug-covered floor was pretty funny and, frankly, what I came here for

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yikes that rodent kill was uncomfortably well-executed

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yesss. eat themmm. #monsterdon

Ewwww, flash cut from rampant sex to slug toilet, what is this?!

FEAR TITTIES!

ewwwww, what a horrible way to die....

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@SordidAmok It is definitely one of those things

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huh

hard to know which smash cut was more gross there

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these are not the Big Adventures I wanted for that hamster . . .

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WHOA SUDDEN ONSET SOFTCORE #monsterdon

#monsterdon Ooops, dead hamster is coming up, they telegraph these things

Yes, slugs have teeth

BUT THEY AREN'T THAT BIG

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I, uh…I want a disclaimer that says no slugs were harmed in the making of this movie.

Please???

(Unlikely, I know. Lots of animal welfare regulations don't cover invertebrates.)

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#Monsterdon ain't no bars can hold me!

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guinea pig 💞 💞

lol, "Slugs, the Master Escapeologists"

Oh dear fuck, that shouldn't happen in Nature....

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@Bluedepth Chock full o’Slugs is my least favorite coffee brand.

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Guinea pig is all like... ruh roh

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wow, he just murdered that slug, right there on camera. #monsterdon

anyone doing the math on all the littering fines in this town? By my count people should be paying at least $2500 for the pizza boxes and beer bottles they're just tossing around

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Her bra is beige.

I want your slugs of love
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The Science Dude normally dies in these things....

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And her siblings were clowns.

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Yes the unprotected sex leading to death by monster trope!!!! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Aha, the boudoir photo shoot scene. On a thick writhing bed of carnivorous slugs.

Given the movie, Bobby, I think she wants a slug

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if he'll pick booze over you, then he's made his choice! #monsterdon

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eeeeeeeuuuwwwwww

Her Mom is a ... witch?!?

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#Monsterdon you got distracted by alcohol when you're kissing her?????

this movie is way hornier than i would have expected for something titled SLUGS

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Pretty tatty bra, ngl...

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@Newpa_Hasai Clearly going to be irresponsible with the slugs. I see a breeding program in the immediate future. I'm not buying it.

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people had a lot of sex before home internet was a thing, huh

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#Monsterdon ugh. This fuckin' guy...