The Bridges of Madison County

Oh wait, different kind of horror film

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Bedknobs and baseball bats and broomsticks... #Monsterdon

Marty freeze-frames as he jumps the river:

'Well now them Duke boys were in a whole heap of trouble."

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Well, he's not a were-drag racer anyway. #monsterdon

There's always a condemned bridge around when you need some action in a movie

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We get a scene were Marty watches some other kids playing baseball, perhaps wishing he could play baseball too without first constructing a battlemech.

The werewolf priest appears, counter-stalking Marty via his Wolfcar as Marty drives home and rams him into the side of the bridge (where we saw the firework display).

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i think this bike holds like 2 cups of gas. cheap uncle.

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He's a one eyed werewolf playing chicken with a kid in a wheelchair, why the hell did Out of Africa win best picture? #monsterdon

This priest must be pure evil. Who else would have bumper stickers on the front of their car?
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"Time out rev I need to refuel before we continue this chase scene" #Monsterdon

Kid, you ain't hit $5/gal for gas yet. You gotta fuckin' fill that shit up!

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Reverand's internal monologue: "Okay seriously how fast is this kid's fucking wheelchair?"

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Monoxides the were-priest to death with engine fumes....

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Yea this is a Stephen King. Everything he does just barely works while making it seem like it's getting worse. #Monsterdon

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Where are Sam and Dean Winchester when you really need them?

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That car can't go as fast as that wheelchair

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Just a scene focused on a young boy’s buttocks, nbd.

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Deeply amused that the werewolf priest whistles "Amazing Grace" while he paints his church sign.

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#monsterdon I know he's looking at kids legs because he doesn't have any, but it kind of seems like he's looking at boys butts and asking himself tough questions.

If he succeeds in foiling these meddling kids, he can move up the ladder in the evil villain rankings. The werewolf/eye patch combo is going to take him far.

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Uh-oh, he's unshaven

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and here's a shot of a reverend driving up to watch little boys play baseball. yeah, he's fine, an upstanding member of the community.

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Dunno why they think this is a good idea, but Marty and Jane decide to mail anonymous letters to the priest (made from cut out letters) so that the werewolf knows that they know he's a werewolf, which seems like a dumb idea to me. They tell the uncle they did this and he also thinks it's a dumb idea.

But then somehow the uncle agrees to help stalk the werewolf priests with them, so they park in a car and watch him paint a sign outside and argue with themselves.

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lmao this priest getting extra now
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I don't believe in Marty. Just a figment of their imagination. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet

I feel like Busey is an expert in hallucinations. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

Hardy Boys meet Reverend Werewolf would make a good Brindle Bay ttrpg scenario #Monsterdon

the similes in this fucking movie. ⚰️

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genuine lols at Corey's sass back at Busey

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Jesus Palomino #Monsterdon

Oh, he bought himself an eyepatch down at the pharmacy *after* finishing his gardening work. Not that big a priority. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

"your common sense got paralyzed along with your legs" says the guy who gave his nephew fireworks and a 2 stroke wheelchair

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Jumped up bald headed Jesus what?

Does anybody talk like that but Busey and Were-Buseys?

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"Miss Polly Practical," that well-known slang term

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Oh shit, he's also a WERE-ROMULAN! #monsterdon

So, Jane is the narrator.

Doesn't that suck all of the suspense out of this?

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Ah yes, horror synth sting!
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…
And you thought that was a *good* idea?

I mean, in fairness he's a kid, but fuck's sake…

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Ah yes, the precursor to internet trolling. "Why don't you go kys"

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There! Plan complete!

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WHAT the WHAT?!?!?

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Gary Busey vs. Wild Turkey. Wild Turkey wins.

#monsterdon This magazine letter clipping gag was huge also in Serial Mom…

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boy to priest:
I know what you did this summer.

Marty's going hard!

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Telescope is on a mount of doom 😔

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Whai Jane. Youah trehmblin'. Mah sinister countenance isn't fraightenin' you is it, daaaaahlin'? #monsterdon

Priest asking the teenage girl to lay down in the parlor and take a nap?

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What a solicitous priest. I mean suspicious. #Monsterdon

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And this is why I don't go to church.

@apLundell even in the 80s it wasn't cool to have kids in bars

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#monsterdon It's a white trash garage. Slightly dented cans of Budweiser.

Fun seeing all the old pop brands.

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:blobastonished: Gay preacher dude is also an EVIL FURRY?! #Monsterdon

Jane, #Monsterdon #SilverBullet #StephenKing 🐺🎥🍿

THE WEREMOUSE!!!
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Cute gerbil.
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@cd0 it's like, did they have to run errands or something? lol #Monsterdon

Rat jump scare #Monsterdon

I regret to inform you, #monsterdon , I too am being mauled by a terrible beast.

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omg the minister is a hoarder!

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#monsterdon Really not going for subtlety here, are they?

Not the creepy reverend! I would have never guessed!

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STILGAR IS A WEREWOLF!

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#monsterdon Why were all the day-drinkers at the bar so angry that she'd come in to ask about bottles and cans?

Re: Monsterdon "Silver Bullet".

I recall reading Stephen Kings' "Cycle Of The Werewolf", when Signet released their paperback version. It included gorgeous illustrations from Berni Wrightson.

IMHO, Wrightson was the first artist who got the Werewolf's stature correct. Walking upright, like a human.

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All right who picked the reverend?

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*intense stare*

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#monsterdon All the lovely dwelling on eyes... hahahaha

#monsterdon THE PEACEMAKER, part 3

Alright. No more Pluto movies. 😠
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Just going around town making aggressive eye contact with everyone.

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Because even in 1985 healthcare had to be funded by kids gathering recycling in the US.

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This is the werewolf break.
Have you guessed who the werewolf is?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2un40EjSYY
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@apLundell it's an android. you gotta drag the shape of a little key into the unlock thingy

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Narrator has woken up from her 45 minute nap

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The base soundtrack informs us that the werewolf has been awoken by the firework show and slowly approaches Marty, who is distracting himself by shooting fireworks and giggling. Grunting the whole time, presumably because he's been awoken from his nap, the werewolf approaches Marty, who thinks fast and shoots him with a firework and then drives away.

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Stephen King writes a book about the most boring werewolf in history. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Gah! Narration? Where did that come from?!?

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#monsterdon Jane, you ignorant... *hurr hurr hurr*

Narration fail

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what does the voiceover add to anything here?

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werewolf? therewolf!

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#monsterdon WHAT is on Bussey's shirt there is that Grigor Samsa playing guitar while Grimace from McDonaldsland handles the sax?

Wow, we didn't have to wait nearly as long as I expected to see that rocket fly. Nice aim, Marty!

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Little does he know that the werewolf has a prototype Segway. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

The real werewolf costume is worse than the werewolf makeup/costumes in the reverend’s dream.

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Did that firework go up his nose? 😄

Ok werewolves don’t like fireworks. They hate Katy Perry.

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CHEKHOV'S ROCKET RIGHT IN THE WEREWOLF FACE

BEST MOVIE EVER

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kids gotta have some pipes
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You'll shoot your eye out kid.
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I am shocked, SHOCKED I SAY, that the kid apparently has the best aim in the entire town.

(not actually shocked)

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Great shot, kid! Now don't get cocky!

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And THAT'S why Jeff is a worthwhile party member. #monsterdon #earthbound

"You'll put your eye out kid!"

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I didn't see that one coming, and he didn't see it either.

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LOLOLOLOLOL
fireworks to the nose
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