siblings brought together by a werewolf, really makes you think

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That was some amazing depilation. #Monsterdon

had fun
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Mom is staunchly anti-trick-or-treater.
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Insane Clown Posse - Crooked Preacher Killas

#monsterdon #MaximumWerewolfDrive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv1kXifzrTg

The werewolf sounded like Gojira. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet #StephenKing 🐺🎥🍿

GenX kids having to do everything for themselves …

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He got him in the OTHER eye? 🤣 #Monsterdon

Well, I'm glad it's over. Thanks #monsterdon ers. Take care. See ya soon.

Is there any evidence at all the silver helped?

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#SilverBullet1985

The kid is literally the only one who can inflict damage on the werewolf

I don’t think it’s the bullet, I think it’s him

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49 dog years of bad luck

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this girl's got a real scream.

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Right in the *other* eye

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Right in the other eye! Good shot! #Monsterdon #SilverBullet

Master Splinter!

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Maybe you can get him to eat the silver bullet by hiding it in some food, did anyone think of that

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There's a werewolf outside that cut the power. Why would we panic? #Monsterdon

This werewolf is made sounds closer to Godzilla than a howl. I'm very disappointed.

#monsterdon #SilverBullet #MonsterMiru

yeah, fuck up busey!

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LOL fuck doors, werewolves coming in through the wall.

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@Newpa_Hasai 🎉

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@ottaross A smart werewolf doesn’t want competition, so he doesn’t bite or uses his claws, he uses a baseball bat! :blobcatgiggle2:
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Well, you _are_ a horse's ass

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@north These days they just go into infomercials.

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#Monsterdon 👨 > 💀 ? 🐺 ! = 😱

so I guess the reverend ruins a collar every time

I've seen too many playthroughs of Hitman to know don't poke your head out a window.

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@Taweret Let me find out the Lone Ranger had more to it than we know. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet #StephenKing 🐺🎥🍿

If it's a full moon, 3 AM is nowhere near the moon going down. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

@catzilla kind of miss those days

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This guy is definitely a retired.... something. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet #StephenKing 🐺🎥🍿

Wow that's a pretty decent transformation sequence. #monsterdon

FACE UP FRONT LAWN FEET TOGETHER

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@terribletowelie Which as an 80's King adaptation, would have been a possibility. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

[accidentally triggers electric window] [gets decapitated]

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#monsterdon Wait, even the cartridge is silver?!?

We could have saved one of the necklaces if they'd used a brass cartridge!

Um. It's just a bullet? People literally make those by the dozens as a consumable item. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

more and more of this is feeling familiar. maybe i caught the last half of this movie on tv once

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The gunsmith would have been a perfect cameo for King, just sayin

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Ok, so the Lone Ranger thing was pretty smart
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Of course the guy supplying the town with guns has a pretty good idea what they're all hunting at this point.

#monsterdon #SilverBullet #MonsterMiru

#monsterdon Actually they were taking a LOT of chances by only making a single bullet...

Time to melt the silverware!
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Actually no, werewolves in some legends were vulberable to any old weapon

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All the legends? In one ... week?

A wizard? They went to a freaking wizard?
Future sister narrator you are a really unreliable narrator.
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"My nephew just discovered the Lone Ranger" That's actually a pretty good cover story. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet

@ohiofi "We're werewolves, not swear wolves!"

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Why would you turn into a werewolf and then CLUB someone to death!?!?

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Silver bullet. Shoot! #monsterdon

Oups… Buffering…
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0.)If the woman was intending to commit suicide but was physically prevented, but given no time to repent, especially with a 'perfect act of contrition', then her spiritual state—the Rev. assumes that she was in her right mind, and so that would be mortal sin—would be unchanged.
1.)'Dual effect':It was permissible even in pre-1965 Catholicism to countenance your own death for the purpose not of dying but to save lives or souls, e.g. martyrs, or jumping onto a grenade.

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Werewolf Wednesday came early!

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Ah I thought because the wheelchair was called Silver Bullet he would be able to kill the werepriest with it

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Did the @miru stream stop for anyone else?

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I wish more movie monsters murdered with baseball bats, actually

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This scene was transformative

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"flesh squishing" 😂

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#monsterdon
Do they know about silver bullets?

"(flesh squishing)"

x2

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Batting cleanup, Reverend Werewolf.

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rawrrr

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dude, stop screaming a run-- okay, nevermind. too late.

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It's wolfin' time!

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doesnt he need a warrent for that ?
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Sorry, got distracted from posting because of the movie #Monsterdon

So. The minister is a predator in and out of wolf form.

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Say what you will but Terry O'Quinn is fun in everything.

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

"Thrilling tale of wonder" feels like an old fashioned term. By 1985 standards.

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Well, at least he's only trying to murder the kids in his parish. Could have been worse. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

I've to say, this is actually a good movie. That's so strange for a #monsterdon night.

@Taweret

There are kids movies

And kids in danger movies.

And kids in gory danger movies. This is this one.

In books, kids in danger stories aren't necessarily kids books, but books for adults who remember their own past. Stephen King wrote several of them.

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Sooooooooo we had protagonist who needs a wheelchair this whole time purely so we can trap him on this bridge? #monsterdon

The reverend is played by Stilgar from Dune (1984) and Big Ed Hurley from Twin Peaks (1989-91).

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Why does everyone want to investigate werewolves under conditions which favor them?#Monsterdon

Is there still a full moon?

Asking for a friend.

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@pineheap #monsterdon

every time he says Marty I was thinking of...

@ohiofi

Maybe hes a werewolf... 🤔

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#monsterdon This sheriff outghta be clutching this story like a gd lifeline after utterly failing the town thus far. (Also he should've spent the rest of his shift obtaining silver bullets or at least a nice silver fork)

"That's the craziest goddamn story I've ever heard in my life"
That's because you haven't been to that island yet, sheriff

#monsterdon #SilverBullet

Every man in this movie has a real "eats blocks of cheese like chocolate bars" kind of look to them. #monsterdon

@diazona@techhub.social Because you can't confess after and receive forgiveness.

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#monsterdon ok, about 15 min left.. whats the over/under on whether we get to see a full-body werewolf?

Excusing me Mr. Murder Priest, but doesn't that just exchange your immortal soul for hers? I find your moral calculus methodologically flawed.

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I'm a little too old to play Hardy Boys meeting Reverend Werewolf!

Dude..

Are we going to hear him justify all his murders? That could take a while.

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

Any time he says Marty it reminds me of Cosmo from Sneakers
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So... The priests is unable to shave after his eye gets hurt?

Our religion teaches that suicide is painless, and dreams already claim us, and I can take or

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"I would never willingly hurt a child, but you *really* suck, Marty" #Monsterdon

Suicide callback? Wow.

And the religious reasoning

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@Newpa_Hasai
It sounds like it
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The Condemned Bridges of Mad-As-Hell County

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Younger mad eye moody

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Prepare for an evil speech

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The Bridges of Madison County

Oh wait, different kind of horror film

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Bedknobs and baseball bats and broomsticks... #Monsterdon

There's always a condemned bridge around when you need some action in a movie

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i think this bike holds like 2 cups of gas. cheap uncle.

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