Strikes against him? With that bitchin wheelchair?

#monsterdon #SilverBullet

#monsterdon A stair lift! Fancy for 1985!

if your kid is in a wheelchair maybe move to a one story house so he can get around better?

#monsterdon

This Gary Busey scene interrupted by multiple ads for your protection. #monsterdon

lol, already I'm scared

#GaryBusey #Monsterdon

BUSEY! BUSEY!

#monsterdon #SilverBullet

Period accurate ableism.
Content warning missing.
#monsterdon

This dialog does not sound like how kids speak to each other at all. "I know how you feel" from an 11 year old boy?

#Monsterdon

We go to some other house where a woman is listening to piano music played by (probably) her mother on the first floor, which is looking longingly at a picture of a Carl Sagan lookalike and killing herself with pills. She says "I know suicides go to hell, especially if they're pregnant, but I don't care."

Then a werewolf breaks in and kills her, which I guess is irony. The mother grabs a gun and tries to rescue her but she is already dead and the wolf has escaped.

#monsterdon

Noises... like two grown men making out.

#monsterdon #SilverBullet

I hope the werewolf eats everyone in this #Monsterdon and takes the station wagon for a joyride

#monsterdon
Lawnmower Motor Wheelchair

A wild Terry O’Quinn appears!

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

Title drop

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

I appreciate the kill rate in this one #monsterdon

It's your fault, Granny. Jesus, nice reflexes ya old bat.

#monsterdon #SilverBullet

quick granny blow him away

oh

neverrmind

#Monsterdon

bad puppy!

#Monsterdon

slight correction: climbing boy and wheelchair boy were teaming up to accost the narrator girl with a snake. At night in their house, wheelchair boy apologizes for this and gives narrator girl some money.

#monsterdon

She’s a red-piller.

#Monsterdon

"Time for my 'ludes yummy yum yum!"

#monsterdon #SilverBullet

It’s a Nor’easter!

#monsterdon #silverbullet1985

Uncle H.P. Lovecraft's portrait on the wall

#Monsterdon

the puppet show was a better way to break that news

#Monsterdon

Eww their mom keeps dating their own uncles that is messed up.

#monsterdon #SilverBullet

My fav King horror film is Christine. My fav film adaptation is Stand By Me. #monsterdon

#monsterdon "That's your great uncle! A chronic Drunk!"

"He is not! He's only a pretty good uncle!"

Is "Uncle Red" a euphemism? Is this a "lady's issue" movie?

#monsterdon #SilverBullet

Corey Haim: [to himself] I wonder what Corey Feldman is doing right now?

#monsterdon #silverbullet1985

You have a trailer for the wheelchair?

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

My favourite character in this #Monsterdon so far is the woodgrain finished station wagon

@SRLevine #monsterdon

maybe that's the movie's subtext

Kids that age know all the swears, what is this 'booger' nonsense?!

Maybe it's a British thing, but fuck it

#Monsterdon

An internal combustion wheelchair? I've never seen that before, but it stands to reason considering how shyt power electronics were in this era. #monsterdon

Cory Haim's petro-wheelchair

#Monsterdon

This movie is one Corey short of a classic 80s vampire movie.

#monsterdon #SilverBullet

Tonight's #monsterdon starts with a view of the moon to let us know there are werewolves in this movie. Then there's a drunk guy raking the train tracks in this movie.

Then a werewolf appears and decapitates him in a single stroke and we see the dude's head flying through the air before plopping on the ground.

The voice over is like "and that is when the killing begins" yeah that sounds about right, thanks!

The classic 2nd line of a novel "and then the killings began"

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

Going to admit I did not realize i was going to be watching a werewolf movie until I saw the timeline tonight. I feel rather silly not making that fairly logical leap from the title.

#Monsterdon

Heads roll!

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

Also, if a #monsterdon is your thing be sure to follow @Taweret the void chicken for next week's monsterdon movie poll! It's where we do a democracy to decide what kind of monster to subject ourselves too each week. good times are had by all.

"The killing had already begun, but nobody knew it yet." Apparently they realized through their supernatural dying-neighbor sense or something

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

"Arnie Westrom was a drunk, and his head was flying off literally all the time."

#monsterdon #SilverBullet

WE HAVE HEAD YEETING!!!
#monsterdon

FATALITY

#Monsterdon

"And folks, that head is OUTTA HERE!"

#monsterdon #SilverBullet

I hate when monsters pick on working class people maintain Infrastructure

#MOnsterdon

This is based on a "novellete"? Okay where is the length limit boundary between novella and novellete?? #monsterdon

Jesus Arnie was last week

#Monsterdon

@paco LOL aw naw!! He's missing a good one! #Monsterdon #SilverBullet #StephenKing 🐺🎥🍿

Okay. Let's get it on..... #monsterdon

Whoa whoa whoa spring came before summer SLOW DOWN LADY

#monsterdon #SilverBullet

What if you were cursed, every full moon, to turn into Gary Busey?

#Monsterdon

Starring the other Corey

#monsterdon #silverbullet1985

it’s mashup badassery for genX tonight

and to think I almost bailed after silver bullet ended

I would’ve missed this masterpiece

#Monsterdon
#MonsterdonDoubleFeature

In the category of Abrupt Ending Precludes Explanation of Naked Dead Man in Living Room I give #SilverBullet 5/5 stars. The last third was okay, once the movie gave up on trying to get us to care about the miserable townsfolk, and focused on Monster v. Young un who sees the Truth.

Of the few Steven King movies I've seen, this was better than Pet Cemetery which isn't saying much. I liked SleepWalkers better. I guess.

Well, that's #Monsterdon for you! Thanks @Taweret ! Thanks @cherizilla ! Thanks everyone, and keep voting.

I just hope those surfers don't kill his dog

#monsterdon #WrongWolf

dudes, the after show is still killing it

10/10

#Monsterdon
#MonsterdonDoubleFeature

Duel of the Fates?!

#monsterdon

@me Dead priest? you call a “fixer”

The Wolf: Jimmie, lead the way. Boys, get to work.
Vincent: A please would be nice.
The Wolf: Come again?
Vincent: I said a please would be nice.
The Wolf: Get it straight buster - I'm not here to say please, I'm here to tell you what to do and if self-preservation is an instinct you possess you'd better do it and do it quick.
Jules: No, Mr. Wolf, it ain't like that, your help is definitely appreciated.

#monsterdon #silverbullet1985

Editor better mix in some Johnny Mnemonic or I'ma call Room Service

#monsterdon #WrongWolf

I was kinda hoping for one of those ironic epilogues where it turns out Uncle Red is now a werewolf.

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

RE: https://mementomori.social/@everyday_light/116514013250858349

like what a crazy happy little accident — i think i just stumbled into an alternate #monsterdon dimension

Final #MonsterdonBingo card

#monsterdon

What's the matter kids, surely you've seen a naked priest before.

#monsterdon

Excellent Canadian Content in this #Monsterdon with Corey Haim and Megan Follows. I bet this would've been even better if it was Anne of Green Gables Vs. Werewolf.

HAH! Okay the Life is a Highway song queue is great.
#Monsterdon #WrongFrogs

A werewolf that uses a baseball bat for a weapon. That actually sounds like a pretty good vigilante character for a comic book. 🤔

Image source: https://creator.nightcafe.studio/creation/y8NO0CoVrEAT4SpjifvT

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

Janey's got the gun...

#monsterdon

#monsterdon

So, how many people were wounded in the final werewolf fight?
How many are gonna wolf out?

🦖#MONSTERDON Goodbye!

I'm not going to be able to pick the best boogers from all of you, but please know that everyone in the Real-Time Film Analysis Squad have made my week already!

❤️ And thank you @Taweret for hosting tonight's wolfen wonder! It's a big job.

🅱️ And thanks @cherizilla for the Bingo card! My favorite: "Body part found" - in first minutes!

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985 #SilverBullet

Maximum Overvibe is fun 🤘

#Monsterdon #Silverbullet1985

Well that was the Stephen Kingiest, Gary Buseyist #monsterdon we're likely to see for a while.

Thank you everyone! And don't ride any souped up gas powered wheelchairs, even if they're made out of love by your alcoholic deadbeat uncles.

And thank you @Taweret for organizing. This is one of the highlights of my week.

as bad stephen king movies go, this one had nothing on maximum overdrive

#monsterdon #SilverBullet1985 #BadWhuf1985

Thank you for another glorious Monsterdon.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon

As someone pointed out earlier, TV used to stop transmitting after like 12:00 or 1:00 AM.

Yep, that was a good bad movie. Good night, and see you next week!

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

That is some lame-ass music to wrap up this film.

I want my money back, where’s the abrupt ending? This thing actually wrapped up like a normal production. What gives?¿

#Monsterdon
#SilverBullet1985

@saucerlost

My personal fave was "flesh squishes" 😂

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Guess the narrator isn't going to go over how they explained the naked reverend ended up in their living room with a bullet hole in his face. Thanks as always to @Taweret for host... What the hell is this Neverending Story credits song nonsense??

Anyway, have a great week Beautiful Mutants! The weather out here in the PNW is going to be great. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet

Freeeeeee (of this movie) aaaaaat laaaaaaaast!!!!!!!

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

Aside from the soundtrack, that's far from the worse #monsterdon flix for a good time.

Not shown, but uncle Red helped the body fuck off into the swamp. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

man, crappy 80s horror movies usually had banger soundtracks at least, what the heck is this

rolling credits

#monsterdon

Seriously, what is this credits song!

#monsterdon #SilverBullet

Dear gods this closing credits song. O.O

#monsterdon

What was the point of this movie being in a flashback? So that nobody worried that megabitch Janey would come to harm? #Monsterdon

what just happened—I looked down for a sec and credits are rolling

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

I love you too, werewolf.

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#monsterdon

We are 12 minutes behind.. thanks to ads..

And the freeze frame takes us into the power ballad, good night!

#Monsterdon

I'm like 18 minutes behind because Pluto suxx. #monsterdon

#monsterdon And immediately roll credits.

Good. That's how horror movies should work. Once the monster is dead we don't care about the humans.

Whoop, hold up, the credit music is going in the weird directions again, folks.

-fin

#monsterdon #SilverBullet #MonsterMiru

@GroupNebula563 oh I wish

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

"We were just like you guys growing up. One of us identified as female." #monsterdon

Yup, Stephen King. It's dead! No, wait, it's not! j/k, it's dead. #Monsterdon

This was a pretty good bad movie!

#monsterdon #SilverBullet

#monsterdon Movies like this make me appreciate The Lost Boys all the more.