LOLOLOLOLOL
fireworks to the nose
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That's not a werewolf that's a skinny bear.
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That's a bear
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Oh snap, nice shot Marty, I'll grant that

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Random thought: The other Corey was in Friday the 13th part IV around this time. I think he had the better horror movie.

Oh wait, something's happening. Back to this movie!

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so the werewolf is _also_ a nimby? okay that's it, i can excuse mass slaughter but i draw the line at nimbyism

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@lorgonumputz werewolf vs 4chan user, who will win

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Like a bridge... over werewolf waters...

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Werewolf literally wants the kid to get off his lawn.

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#monsterdon wonder how much Wild Turkey paid for the placements, and what they thought they were advertising

Although, for a kid, he’s pretty smart about doing these over the water.

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Aww, Wolfie just wan't's to get closer to the fireworks display.

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and that's how the kid in the wheelchair also lost the use of his hands

what the fuck Gary busey

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Werewolves HATE fireworks

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After giving him a cool loud wheelchair, the uncle gives Marty some fireworks because fireworks are fun.

And the uncle seems to joke that the mysterious killer is a werewolf, perhaps because he is psychically aware of the title of the movie. Or maybe he's getting the same werewolf-divination messages as the priest?

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@fabio werewolf powers

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Marty demonstrating his lackluster self-preservation instincts in every possible way right now.

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This soundtrack is in dire straits

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#monsterdon You put a trellis like that next to a kid's window what do you THINK is going to happen?

Did his parents not hear the Wheelchair Harley turn over???

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@bryanhowell 😂

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Wait, do I get to count Gary Busey as for the "literally howling" bingo space? #monsterdonBingo

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Oh, cool. Dangerously overpowered transportation and fireworks. What would be the third thing to make it an 80s child endangerment trifecta? #Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

Chekhov’s fireworks.

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They are really Chekhoving the fireworks

"I know writers who use [subtlety] and they are all cowards"

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His uncle turns into a werewolf only to be killed by the fireworks he gave his nephew, thus setting up The Ironic Conclusion #monsterdon

What an ominous & heavily reinforced plant trellis #Monsterdon

It's an M80 make sure to throw it real far after you light it
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"Kid, I love you, so here's some dangerous shit that will probably kill you"

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lol
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Stick 'em in the bushes, with that porn stash I gave you last time.

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why is he trying to kill this kid?

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Is Red instructing Marty to attack the werewolf w/ pyrotechnics? #Monsterdon

Chekov's fireworks

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@JanineFromPgh Thanks! I think I need to draw a flow chart to keep track of this one.

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@GroupNebula563 At this point I'll take it

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and the fam just says... nothing at all? dang.

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"I've gotta go, I've got people to werewolf to death." #monsterdon

Red's dead, baby #Monsterdon

Is that thing {primitive, rural, back-road}-legal?

(Extra points if it _doesn't kill the werewolf.)

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"Pork tartare dinner" OK, that was funny.

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@pngwen
His mom's brother
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You know it's a sh!thole town when the Gary Busey Drunk Loser Uncle is the most decent person around #Monsterdon

@Lazarou It’s 58℉ in Nashville, in May, which is wild.

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lol comes back to find gary busey passed out on the driveway...this is very believable

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Pretty sure that hog is NOT street-legal

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I kinda liked that dream sequence.. tbh.

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The bar that the mob gathers in before searching for the werewolf is called "Owen's Bar". Stephen King has a son named Owen.

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now he see whats he has done after the fact . sheesh Gary

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I seems like that thing should have been gifted with a helmet included. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

This movie really could have used some fireworks. #monsterdon

Then he hit a tree and died because he wasn't wearing a helmet. The End. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet

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This new wheel chair... can overtake trucks on the open road. I'm sure there's no way that will end badly.

These synthesizers are not doing what I think they want. #Monsterdon

y'know

points to uncle busey

that's actually pretty cool

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okay NOW is when the Mac & Me clip kicks in

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I think this film needs twice as much Gary Busey

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@me I think they were looking for a human. I'm not sure why they decided that searching the woods at night was the best plan to find their proposed target.

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Correct answer to the trivia poll:

The reverend's werewolf dream took 70 extras!

They were divided up into four groups with various levels of make-up and costume.

Approximately ten principal actors were used for close-ups and action shots, having the most refined looks.

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and now there is a motorcycle, because 1980s

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Aren't those killers just so annoying? First they kill my friend, now the carnival is canceled?? That's where I draw the line!!
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Sure, it's cheesy but at least everyone involved seems to have been aware they were making a movie, and I haven't had to see Schwarzenegger in a toga, so it's all upside #Monsterdon

@trixter how dare they close the beaches

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Seriously, though. It probably really is the time to be leaving town.

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Watching Marty get towed down the street on his riding lawnmower makes more sense when you remember that Blue Velvet is happening simultaneously on the other side of town. #monsterdon

The Rev is gonna call Burke and agree to go, but only if they go to kill the werewolves. Not study. Not being back.

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Cocaine Dreams

If they're anything like the dreams I had on 2CB....fuuuccckkkkk

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there's nothing in the rulebook says a furry can't be saved by our lord jesus christ

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Well that's a twist. Werewolf town's folk after a foggy forest mauling.
Oh it was all a dream... :(
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Oops all werewolves

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Hey, they're doing the Monster Mash, neat :D #monsterdon

Gary got in the moonshine , im calling it
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i don't remember that verse

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Aaaaand they had to go three towns over to find enough caskets. #monsterdon

Summon the worm, save the town Stilgar

One Suit Man is freaking everyone out

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... dude, private justice is what got all those folks killed

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They look like they're ready to be raptured

To be fair, it would be hard to see a bear trap like this.

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"It's hard...."
Ok man, TMI
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Private Justice! Reporting for duty!

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"I'm hard, uh, it's hard, at a time like this"

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Looks more like a dry ice fog than a fog-machine fog? No? #monsterdon

Why are they swaying? What the fuck kind of a church is this? #SilverBullet #Monsterdon

What an amazingly quick "murder to funeral" they had in the 80s. Surely they'd want to do autopsies?

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Am I the only one who thinks the hard sudden cuts to the funerals are more funny than surprising?😂
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You can sing the Gilligan's Island theme to the tune of Amazing Grace, and vice versa

Just saying'

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there's a lot of parallax in this church hymn

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WTF?! They’re swaying back-and-forth to Amazing Grace at a funeral?

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When you're singing Amazing Grace and the molly kicks in. #monsterdon

coffin-maker's doing gangbuster business

and they say electing werewolves is bad for the economy

i got receipts here that say different

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So, Ebert gave this a "Thumb's Up" review, thinking it was a comedy.

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Well that ended well. #Monsterdon

vespers at Our Lady of the Human Metronomes

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@phooky conversely if i were a werewolf i'd hire the mummy and dracula to dress up in fur and attack people on other day of the month to fake everyone out

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They are really pulling out every trick to keep us from getting a head to toe shot of a creature effect with a lot of time-consuming makeup. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

LOL the multiple coffins

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oh my god, smash cut to the funeral. i don't know, this movie.

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Lmfao the werewolf used the bat 🤣🤣🤣

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So that's one bear trap and... 3 dead guys we can blame on listening to the grief-stricken father?

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And of course, the guy who roused the rabble is the first to run.

As always.

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