He's a one eyed werewolf playing chicken with a kid in a wheelchair, why the hell did Out of Africa win best picture? #monsterdon

"Time out rev I need to refuel before we continue this chase scene" #Monsterdon

Kid, you ain't hit $5/gal for gas yet. You gotta fuckin' fill that shit up!

#Monsterdon

Yea this is a Stephen King. Everything he does just barely works while making it seem like it's getting worse. #Monsterdon

That car can't go as fast as that wheelchair

#monsterdon
#SilverBullet

Just a scene focused on a young boy’s buttocks, nbd.

#Monsterdon

If he succeeds in foiling these meddling kids, he can move up the ladder in the evil villain rankings. The werewolf/eye patch combo is going to take him far.

#monsterdon #SilverBullet #MonsterMiru

#monsterdon I know he's looking at kids legs because he doesn't have any, but it kind of seems like he's looking at boys butts and asking himself tough questions.

Uh-oh, he's unshaven

#Monsterdon

and here's a shot of a reverend driving up to watch little boys play baseball. yeah, he's fine, an upstanding member of the community.

#monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

lmao this priest getting extra now
#monsterdon

I don't believe in Marty. Just a figment of their imagination. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet

I feel like Busey is an expert in hallucinations. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

Hardy Boys meet Reverend Werewolf would make a good Brindle Bay ttrpg scenario #Monsterdon

the similes in this fucking movie. ⚰️

#monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

Jesus Palomino #Monsterdon

Oh, he bought himself an eyepatch down at the pharmacy *after* finishing his gardening work. Not that big a priority. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

"your common sense got paralyzed along with your legs" says the guy who gave his nephew fireworks and a 2 stroke wheelchair

#monsterdon

"Miss Polly Practical," that well-known slang term

#monsterdon

So, Jane is the narrator.

Doesn't that suck all of the suspense out of this?

#monsterdon

Ah yes, horror synth sting!
#Monsterdon

…
And you thought that was a *good* idea?

I mean, in fairness he's a kid, but fuck's sake…

#SilverBullet #Monsterdon

Ah yes, the precursor to internet trolling. "Why don't you go kys"

#Monsterdon

There! Plan complete!

#Monsterdon

WHAT the WHAT?!?!?

#monsterdon

#monsterdon

Gary Busey vs. Wild Turkey. Wild Turkey wins.

#monsterdon This magazine letter clipping gag was huge also in Serial Mom…

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985
boy to priest:
I know what you did this summer.

Marty's going hard!

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

What a solicitous priest. I mean suspicious. #Monsterdon

Priest asking the teenage girl to lay down in the parlor and take a nap?

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985
And this is why I don't go to church.

@apLundell even in the 80s it wasn't cool to have kids in bars

#monsterdon

The big lie of Recycling is all those cans are just going to be shoved into a whale carcass....

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon It's a white trash garage. Slightly dented cans of Budweiser.

Fun seeing all the old pop brands.

#Monsterdon

:blobastonished: Gay preacher dude is also an EVIL FURRY?! #Monsterdon

Jane, #Monsterdon #SilverBullet #StephenKing 🐺🎥🍿

THE WEREMOUSE!!!
#Monsterdon

Cute gerbil.
#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

Rat jump scare #Monsterdon

🐀 🐁 ❗

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

I regret to inform you, #monsterdon , I too am being mauled by a terrible beast.

#Monsterdon #Silverbullet1985

omg the minister is a hoarder!

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Really not going for subtlety here, are they?

Not the creepy reverend! I would have never guessed!

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Why were all the day-drinkers at the bar so angry that she'd come in to ask about bottles and cans?

Re: Monsterdon "Silver Bullet".

I recall reading Stephen Kings' "Cycle Of The Werewolf", when Signet released their paperback version. It included gorgeous illustrations from Berni Wrightson.

IMHO, Wrightson was the first artist who got the Werewolf's stature correct. Walking upright, like a human.

#StephenKing #Monsterdon #SilverBullet

All right who picked the reverend?

#Monsterdon

ACK. THE VOICEOVER IS BACK.
#monsterdon

*intense stare*

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

#monsterdon All the lovely dwelling on eyes... hahahaha

#monsterdon THE PEACEMAKER, part 3

Just going around town making aggressive eye contact with everyone.

#monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

Because even in 1985 healthcare had to be funded by kids gathering recycling in the US.

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

This is the werewolf break.
Have you guessed who the werewolf is?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2un40EjSYY
#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

Wow that was uncool. Maybe the werewolf just wanted to play with fireworks too. I mean sure he's killed more townspeople than I could keep track of... but I never though the werewolf would eat *my* face.
#monsterdon

Narrator has woken up from her 45 minute nap

#Monsterdon #Silverbullet1985

Stephen King writes a book about the most boring werewolf in history. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Gah! Narration? Where did that come from?!?

#monsterdon #silverbullet1985

#monsterdon Jane, you ignorant... *hurr hurr hurr*

what does the voiceover add to anything here?

#monsterdon

werewolf? therewolf!

#monsterdon

#monsterdon WHAT is on Bussey's shirt there is that Grigor Samsa playing guitar while Grimace from McDonaldsland handles the sax?

Wow, we didn't have to wait nearly as long as I expected to see that rocket fly. Nice aim, Marty!

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

Little does he know that the werewolf has a prototype Segway. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

The real werewolf costume is worse than the werewolf makeup/costumes in the reverend’s dream.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon
Did that firework go up his nose? 😄

Ok werewolves don’t like fireworks. They hate Katy Perry.

#monsterdon #Silverbullet

CHEKHOV'S ROCKET RIGHT IN THE WEREWOLF FACE

BEST MOVIE EVER

#monsterdon

kids gotta have some pipes
#Monsterdon

You'll shoot your eye out kid.
#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

I am shocked, SHOCKED I SAY, that the kid apparently has the best aim in the entire town.

(not actually shocked)

#monsterdon

Great shot, kid! Now don't get cocky!

#monsterdon #SilverBullet1985 #BadWhuf1985

"You'll put your eye out kid!"

#monsterdon

I didn't see that one coming, and he didn't see it either.

#Monsterdon

LOLOLOLOLOL
fireworks to the nose
#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

That's not a werewolf that's a skinny bear.
#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

That's a bear
#Monsterdon

Oh snap, nice shot Marty, I'll grant that

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

Random thought: The other Corey was in Friday the 13th part IV around this time. I think he had the better horror movie.

Oh wait, something's happening. Back to this movie!

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

*headshot!*

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

so the werewolf is _also_ a nimby? okay that's it, i can excuse mass slaughter but i draw the line at nimbyism

#monsterdon #SilverBullet1985 #BadWhuf1985

Now look. Normally I wouldn't be in favor of listening to gary busey... but in this case I'm making an exception. #monsterdon

It’s like a Whipoorwill

#monsterdon #silverbullet1985

Werewolf literally wants the kid to get off his lawn.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon wonder how much Wild Turkey paid for the placements, and what they thought they were advertising

Although, for a kid, he’s pretty smart about doing these over the water.

#Monsterdon

Aww, Wolfie just wan't's to get closer to the fireworks display.

#monsterdon

and that's how the kid in the wheelchair also lost the use of his hands

what the fuck Gary busey

#monsterdon

I'm sure the flute during the music tension is not at all foreboding #monsterdon

Chuck-wills-widow (a kind of nightjar) singing there!

#monsterdon #silverbullet1985

Did his parents not hear the Wheelchair Harley turn over???

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon You put a trellis like that next to a kid's window what do you THINK is going to happen?

@bryanhowell 😂

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

Is Gary Busey a Gairwolf?

#monsterdon #silverbullet1985

Oh, cool. Dangerously overpowered transportation and fireworks. What would be the third thing to make it an 80s child endangerment trifecta? #Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

Wait, do I get to count Gary Busey as for the "literally howling" bingo space? #monsterdonBingo

#monsterdon #SilverBullet #MonsterMiru

Chekhov’s fireworks.

#Monsterdon