"Back that thing up, Andy! Real slow" #Monsterdon

the fog's from that rave they're holding in the woods

#monsterdon

Brought a baseball bat to a werewolf hunt. That guy has some moxie.

#monsterdon
#SilverBullet1985

who put all these fog machines out here

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Black dude dies... third

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Suddenly this movie became The Mist

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Untrustworthy fog

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[alien detector beeping noises]

#monsterdon #SilverBullet1985 #BadWhuf1985

I told you we couldn't trust this fog!

Right, it's the fog's fault.

#monsterdon

"Ya gonna make lemonade in your pants?" damn near had me spitting my drink😂
#Monsterdon

I think a guy should step on a rake in the forest next. That'd really heighten the tension. #monsterdon

“You gonna make lemonade in your pants?”

#Monsterdon

Hunting at night with guys from the town bar carries some red flags but I'm sure everything will be OK
#Monsterdon

Oh I guess those are some #bingos

#monsterdonBing #monsterdon #SilverBullet #MonsterMiru

form Testudo!

#monsterdon

Make lemonade in your pants?

What’s WRONG with you!

#Monsterdon

"Skirmish line" is the first good idea anybody's had all movie, too bad it's just "still bunched up, but in a line instead of a huddle."

#monsterdon

@pngwen
Right behind ya!

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet #MonsterdonBingo

Andy you're no William Tecumseh Sherman

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

there’s nothing quite like a Stephen King movie to make you embarrassed to have ever read a Stephen King novel #monsterdon #silverbullet1985

#monsterdon You know I wonder why they're all so sure the killer is human?

They do have bears in Maine.

"Andy I'm scared! Can you regale us with some more of your one-liners? The one's with radioactivity are the best!"

#monsterdon

Oh Steven King, why do you write these stories?
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#SilverBullet1985

stephen king's silver beartrap

#monsterdon

What the heck, people? Yesterday's #KungFuSat had a bear trap catch a character's leg, and now tonight's #monsterdon has one, too??

What is going on? That's 100% of the bear traps I've seen in the last year, on the same weekend.

I shouldn't be laughing at the guy getting his foot caught in a bear trap, but here we are
#SilverBullet #Monsterdon

Bear trap prop comedy!
#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

Bear trap. Chekov’s bear trap?

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Who the fuck leaves these goddamn bear traps just lying around

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lmao

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My butt? get it off me?

#monsterdon #SilverBullet

This is going to be a real shock if it's the same werebeast as in Michael Jackson's Thriller video. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

The Town That Dreaded Moonrise

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

dollars to donuts there's at least 3 dick cheneys tonight

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gonna run into some ROUS any second

#monsterdon #SilverBullet1985 #BadWhuf1985

Damn, What's the matter with #Monsterdon movies soundtrack? why they always sound so utterly strange with the rest of the movie?

so now its a full moon? or?
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Love a good mob of disorganized heavily armed drunks stumbling around the woods at night. #Monsterdon

Dogs are just so happy to be included <3 #monsterdon

Ominous Harpsichord Lo-Fi To Hunt Werewolves To

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Brady's father mentions the cemetery "Harmony Hill". This is a reference to other Stephen King adaptations, particularly Salem's Lot (1979).

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

Nice dissolve 🌕

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YEAH WE'RE GONNA FUCK UP SOME DEERS AND SOME BEARS THAT'S WHAT

#monsterdon #SilverBullet1985 #BadWhuf1985

Meanwhile: #Monsterdon #SilverBullet #StephenKing 🐺🎥🍿

MORE MOON. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

where the moon is always full i guess

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Scenery chewing monologue... check.
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#monsterdon I'll bet that guy selling shotguns made a killing.

Wait is the Sherrif in FAVOR of the mob now? Jesus Locke make up your mind are you the smoke monster or not?

#monsterdon #SilverBullet

RE: https://toot.cat/@fabio/116513736551920786

That's a triple!

#monsterdon
#SilverBullet

"...wolf's back on the menu boys!"

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

The Sherriff is Terry O'Quinn, he was John Locke in LOST

#Monsterdon

townsfolk putting the 'just us' in 'justice'

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#monsterdon It's also a young Terry O'Quinn. LOL. The overacting is absolutely baller…

Not doing #Monsterdon today - I went for a walk instead and will get milk shortly and have already dropped into #OPSM to get my glasses (all three sets) properly cleaned.

Double bingo!

#monsterdon #SilverBullet

PIECES

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@pineheap it was such a killer metaphor /s #Monsterdon

"And boy are my arms tired" #Monsterdon #SilverBullet

Y'all ready to hop in some boats and go get a shark?

Oh wait, wrong movie.

#monsterdon

"and private justice is a step and a half away from sergeant slaughter"

#monsterdon

I was half expecting him to pull out the screen door analogy again
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Alright one of my favorite movie sports: Amateur Monster Hunting Posse. #Monsterdon

Someone criticized the scattershot accents earlier and now I'm *really* hearing it. #monsterdon

If I saw Gary Busey driving around with a child I'd call the Police, I don't care if it was film...

#monsterdon

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That's about as funny as a screen door on a submarine.

@toolbear don't look up the Kite Runner 😬

#Monsterdon

"what is it's a sentient semi truck?"

#monsterdon

subtle foreshadowing

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

event name drop!

Like a monster named Don!

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"What if it's not a guy?" YES women can be deranged killers too! #Monsterdon

Ah! Now I think I remember why this movie scared me when I was a kid. Back then I ran around with a neighborhood kid who was wheelchair bound. So clearly, that means I'm the friend that gets eaten in this scenario.

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

What sin or vice is "flying a kite"?

#Monsterdon

This too shall pass, but what the fuck

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Is that Clark Kent as the Hot Priest???

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...that I say a word about our sponsor, Strawberry Jello

#monsterdon #SilverBullet1985 #BadWhuf1985

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985 This is the worst words of comfort I've ever heard.

the werewolf is gonna kill Gary busey soon right?

#monsterdon

Whoa hellllooooo Padre.

#monsterdon #SilverBullet

So Brady, the shit kid who throws snakes at women, is dead…

#Monsterdon

Gary Busey briefly considering sharing his flask with his nephew ftw.

#monsterdon don

@CactuarJoe
Does King have a cameo in this?
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@Bluedepth @miru 🎉

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The Wolf Wave of the 1980s

🐺 Wolfen (1981), The Howling (1981), An American Werewolf in London (1981), Full Moon High (1981), The Company of Wolves (1984), Howling II: ... Your Sister Is a Werewolf (1985), Teen Wolf Too (1987), and Howling III (1987).

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@crowbriarhexe Okay *now* I can check off "#Monsterdon roots for the monster" in good conscience

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

ACTING!

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The sheriff is holding evidence of what happens when you kite a monster faster than you

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"Holy Mary mother of god, pray for us. We're watching a Stephen King movie." #monsterdon

Herb: "What's in the box!?"

#monsterdon

“You heard what I said, motormouth?”

Amazing trash talk. Very original. 😒
#Monsterdon

Oh, very good, disturbing the evidence at a crime scene! Excellent policing!

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

Oh. Kids are killed off screen. Dang.
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Brady gone....

..was it that withering stare from Corey Haim?
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small town catholic - rare
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why does everyone in this small town sound like they're from completely different parts of the country

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Oooo, motor mouth! Burn!
#SilverBullet #Monsterdon

"as efficient as a submarine with screen doors" i'm taking that. i'm using that

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

Brady’s gonna die, and since it’s Stephen King, we know kids are not off-limits from horrible deaths.

#Monsterdon

That long lingering glance on Brady could not POSSIBLY be foreshadowing, could it?

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