It’s not a motorcycle baby, it’s a chopper

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So the movie goes
werewolf murder
internal combustion
werewolf murder
internal combustion
werewolf murder
???

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“I built you something extremely dangerous that adults need to pass a test and get a licence to ride, but if you, a kid, gets injured on this thing, it’s your fault and I’m gonna be sad”

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Nice of Red to include a smoke cloud dispenser so Marty can go all Spy Hunter on the road. #Monsterdon

Gary Busey’s character has a lot of heart.

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werewolf is probably doing something cool rn

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And here is the whole sfx budget in one scene.

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kid passes the sherrif across a double yellow line and gets himself arrested, werewolf goes unchalleneged, end of movie.

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Gary Busey isn’t acting. I think he’s just being himself.

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@bryanhowell AGGA

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Looking at the petro-chariot in the 80s and thinking how warm tonight is for May in 2026

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It's the only Silver Bullet he can't drink

...I said

.....BUSEY NO THAT'S GASOLINE

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The wheelchair goes from 0-60 in 3.5 seconds

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So people know there's a monster, he's killed like 10 people in a small town, and they're just doing small town stuff like normal, nobody's terrified

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PLEASE stay in the town and spend your money before curfew instead of leaving, the much wiser option.

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Plot twist: god is a werewolf

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What I love about #monsterdon posts showing on my feed is that it's like experiencing an mst completely divorced of context.

"No fireworks? No fair!"
There's actually still a fair, just no fireworks.
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Chekhov's fireworks 🎆

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I guess some of the actors decided small town meant folksy and folksy meant southern even if maine

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"let it end, dear god, let it end"
channeling the audience

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Oh, that was a dream. I almost thought I missed some important piece of info😂
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we accidentally a zombie movie #monsterdon

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Lemonade in your pants and boogers in your nose.

I’m the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral, you can understand what I mean well you soon will

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The real monsters were the friends we made along the way

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lol, they're turning into the cast of Cats!

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OKAY NOW EVERYBODY GET UP AND START SINGING THRILLER

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"BUT WOLVES DON'T HAVE OPOSABLE THUMBS!!!"

Oh fuck, he's STILL in that suit!

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Cutting to the church like this is supposed to be funny, right?

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#monsterdon YAY! CASTBURGERS ARE HOT OFF THE GRILL

The call is coming from INSIDE the fog!

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Seems like Yoda should be in this scene

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I have a lot of faith in the Copious Innuendos Posse

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#monsterdon been a minute since I've seen a good "comedy bear trap bit"

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This is embarrassing to watch

#monsterdon Forest needs an industrial dehumidifier, it would take care of all that ground-hugging fog.

The father of the dead climbing boy, Captain Eggplant, enters the argument in support of Colonel Muttonchops, using his 'Sadness' technique on the Sheriff. Because his child is dead, this is super effective and team vigilante wins. The priest tries to stop them by being reasonable, but that's not very effective, and so they drives off in a fleet of 4d4 pickup trucks to go search the forest at night for a serial killer and/or monster.

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Okay who dropped all the dry ice out here? Reverend? Was it you?

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Oh these two are going to die...

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Cue the horn section for the mob mobilization sequence.
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Those dogs look too posh to be of any use

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@crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt The werewolf dies in the end, and the post-credits shot is of her eggs just starting to hatch...

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Upset at police inaction, the locals decide to organize their own secret killer hunt in a pool hall. The sheriff finds out about this and tells them to stop because vigilante-ism is not cool in his town so he ends up in a shouting match with the leader of the would-be vigilantes, Colonel Muttonchops.

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@steggy #monsterdon

they should talk to Andre the Giant's people

Everritt McGill will always be Stilgar from David Lynch's Dune to me

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I bet these themes were explored with more depth in the book, yes....

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I bet the private justice doesn't go to hell at all..... #monsterdon

hang on, i'm confused. was or wasn't your son torn to pieces

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"I just came from my boy's funeral. And boy are my arms tired! Huh? yeah? Huh?"

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lol, I hope these rednecks all shoot each other in the woods, that happened in another Monsterdon movie, didn't it?

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'I'll catch yer werewolf fer ya. But it'll cost ya. I value my neck more than a free pizza and order of wings, Chief."

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Oh for god's sake

Don't let him drive

Now I'm terrified

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This whole investigation has been as efficient as a submarine made of screen doors!

*Phil Swift pops into frame with Flex Seal*
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Those candles don't flicker at all, but also don't look like electric bulbs. Is this some cinematography trick I don't know?

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I wonder what the monster is doing rn

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that man emoting the horrific death of his son made me laugh as I ate my sweet and spicy cones...

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I'm surprised they didn't portray blood dripping out the coffin
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How would you react to mysterious deaths in your town that are possibly werewolf related?

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...wtf was that reaction

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A screen door on a submarine is a perfectly acceptable way to keep aquasquitoes out. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

We all kite down here #Monsterdon

The kite-eating tree was *really* hungry

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And that flannel clad loose cannon type character scores me an early #MonsterdonBingo

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If this greenhouse is rockin’ don’t be over-waterin’

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Is Brady about to bite it? I mean, get bit?

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How'd he get up there?

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@Taweret an honorable objective

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Later the one jerk dad who wants to euthanize the wheelchair enjoyers is watching wrestling at night when he hears some noises outside and goes to investigate with his gun, poking around in a greenhouse outbuilding so he can be easily eaten by a werewolf.

After being scared by a spider and shooting some innocent potted plants, he is then, indeed eaten by a werewolf.

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Done in by poorly maintained floor before the werewolf had a chance to finish the job. Oh well good riddance anyways #Monsterdon

What good does staying indoors do? That guy was wolf bit indoors.

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@JanineFromPgh lol me too! #monsterdon

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I thought that he meant marijuana, but it really was his pots

"...Clever girl." #monsterdon

I shot the ficus
but I didn't shoot the willow tree

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@bryanhowell WEREWOLVES? in MY werewolf movie?

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Those ferns are PISSED

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Not The Jaws Theme ™️

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Can a werewolf can get drunk from eating someone who is drunk?

Asking for a friend

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I have a feeling we should not get too attached to this fellow.

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This shed previously used by frogs to kill people

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so the werewolf hates it when people talk to themselves

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Oooh okay that was a good last line she wins this round.

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Strikes against him? With that bitchin wheelchair?

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#monsterdon A stair lift! Fancy for 1985!

if your kid is in a wheelchair maybe move to a one story house so he can get around better?

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This Gary Busey scene interrupted by multiple ads for your protection. #monsterdon

lol, already I'm scared

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BUSEY! BUSEY!

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Period accurate ableism.
Content warning missing.
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This dialog does not sound like how kids speak to each other at all. "I know how you feel" from an 11 year old boy?

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We go to some other house where a woman is listening to piano music played by (probably) her mother on the first floor, which is looking longingly at a picture of a Carl Sagan lookalike and killing herself with pills. She says "I know suicides go to hell, especially if they're pregnant, but I don't care."

Then a werewolf breaks in and kills her, which I guess is irony. The mother grabs a gun and tries to rescue her but she is already dead and the wolf has escaped.

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Noises... like two grown men making out.

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I hope the werewolf eats everyone in this #Monsterdon and takes the station wagon for a joyride

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Lawnmower Motor Wheelchair

A wild Terry O’Quinn appears!

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Title drop

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I appreciate the kill rate in this one #monsterdon