@bryanhowell rent-lowering werewolf

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How did this movie get shots of my back hair

I feel violated

and so do you

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Now is NOT the time to play spin the barrel, Marty. #Monsterdon

@Violinknitter like the offensive version of plot armor

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Oh they're for sure gonna lose the cleaning deposit on that place.

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Amazing shrinking werewuff

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Sometimes I love subtitles

(werewolf growls)

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maybe y'all shoulda got a silver stake, in case the werewolf was also suffering from vampirism

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Werewolf is the Coolaid Man?
OH YEAH!!
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Funny thing is that both the kids, Jane and Marty are Canadian actors. Usually that would mean that the movie was filmed in Canada, but it was filmed in North Carolina.

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reload the gun maybe
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#monsterdon Alcoholism!

Weirdly that's one of the few times a girl screaming was an appropriate reaction in these films

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I recommend not letting your bait carry the gun

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Garey Busey is so good w/ kids. I bet he was a good dad. #Monsterdon

Given the location of the moon, it's like 4 am or something

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There is in fact no agreement among werewolf legends about why they shift, when they shift, how they shift, or what they're weak to. Some werewolves of legend don't even shift.

You can take it from me, your local soft werewolf.

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"Marty had read all the legends on werewolves" - the narrator

Uh... aren't there a lot of those?

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Oh Silver Bullet.

Because of the werewolf.

Right.
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Gunsmith may well as put a "Werewolf special here" on his front window. #Monsterdon

wtf just get a bunch of silver shrapnel and make a MFing IED

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sudden random narrator

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OH THAT'S HANDY

THAT'S JUST SO 🤬ING HANDY

(cursing continues as I leave the room)

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ok, that was pretty cool (the bullet making apparatus)

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He cast a bullet. That’s not exactly wizard level skill babe.

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A werewolf with big teeth and claws uses a club to kill its victims?

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other cop is probably not also a werewolf, although that might be fun, because he goes to snoop around the Wolfpriest's garage at night and finds some damage on the Ecclesiastical Wolfcar that's consistent with it trying to ram a wheelchair motorcycle off a bridge.

The Wolfpriest shows up and the cop tries to arrest him but because he came without a warrant on a full moon his target just wolfs out and beats the priest to death with his +1 club.

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"Kid this is made of aluminum."

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Surprisingly good transformation effects for 1985.

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We be clubbin'

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#monsterdon We've got googly-eyes, I repeat, googly eyes.

Hey y'all. Remember. Wolfman's got nards. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

#monsterdon All those empty bottles, at some point will be... recycled... right? Reverend Hoard-A-Lot-And-Growl?

I mean an antagonist who has deeply twisted logic is kinda the reason they're the antagonist right? I mean I'm not really gonna argue that.
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We now join American Werewolf In New England, already in progress.

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4th amendment? what 4th amendment?

warrant? never heard of her.

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he barely smoked that cigarette

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"that is the craziest goddamn story I've heard in my life. and I watched Maximum Overdrive!"

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Let's run everything by the lousy 🤬ing drunk first

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Yaaaaas attempted vehicular manslaughter, now we're talking. #monsterdon

Mr Zimmerman's fantastic hearing

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okay, when i said problem solved about the suicide lady, i WAS joking.

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this dialogue is VERY Stephen King....

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Time for the offer. Lycanthropy cures paralysis, Marty. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

@bryanhowell "yep, that's me. you're probably wondering how i ended up in this situation"

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Yeah, this was definitely written by stephen king

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Wait, why does the trike put out so much smoke? 2-stroke engine?

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What in the Half-Life 2 is going on here

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reminds of E.T fo some reason
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Gas gauge on a wheelchair is very American. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

Does anyone else just love boxy 80s cars?

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*stares hungrily at legs

That's not how it works Stephen.....

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I'm beginning to thing Gary Busey is actually trying to get Marty and Janey killed. I love the Silver Bullet but you can't tell me that's safe in a kid's hands, and now he's ignoring clear signs of danger

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I laughed at..

Unwraps face in the barber chair.
Got any bottles or cans?
NO.
Rewraps face.

Twinkly music continues..

Red!! #Monsterdon #SilverBullet #StephenKing 🐺🎥🍿

What is Busey adding to this film? Really? #Monsterdon

@blue Stephen King must have spent a considerable amount of time thinking that one up

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"The Hardy Boys Meet Rev. Werewolf" Much better movie. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet

Ignoring the "kill yourself" note because I noticed the Robo Force toy on the kid's desk.
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Haim can't stand Busey

Just how it looks to me

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I think the only reason Gary Busey never did anything with The Muppets is that Jim Henson was jealous of the alien who pilots his body around. #monsterdon

So they're gonna...send him a Sternly Worded Letter like they're Chuck Schumer? Yeah THAT will work #Monsterdon

while knocking over some cans in the garage, Jane is scared by a rat and then finds a +1 enchanted club labelled "the Peacemaker", but she does not add it to her inventory, because the priest sneaks up on her.

She is scared. The priest invites her to his parlor via a southern accent, but she makes excuses to leave, which is probably a good idea if you're a minor and a priest invites you to their parlor alone.

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Always Busey

In an interview, Terry O'Quinn (Sheriff Haller) recalled, "That was in Wilmington, North Carolina. With Gary Busey. Oh, my goodness.
[Laughs.]

He [Busey] said, "Let's go out and play football out on the beach!" And I said, "Okay." He said, "Okay, I'll meet you down there in five minutes!"
1/2

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Was that a gerbil???

Someone lost a gerbil y'all.
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If I had a nickel for everyone in Big Ed's family with an eyepatch, I'd have two nickels.

And that's when Marty & sister became Internet hooligans, bullying an innocent werewolf preacher.

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Blackmail him?
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ah yes, when you could still write a proper ransom note.

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"I think I know"

CUE Lost Boys crossover!!!

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The werewolf by definition must be the best-shaven man in town
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Told y'all the priest was a monster #monsterdon

Jane is taking a cart of bottles back to the church garage and we see that the priest who is busy gardening ominously has only one eye.

oh no it's a werewolf priest movie!

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I recycled my soda bottles this week and got enough for a bbq chicken, bacon, onion pie from Lenzini's. #monsterdon

Haha, Nadine isn’t the only one with an eyepatch round these parts.

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Oh the priest is a monster who tears apart little boys?

…

Y'all can make the joke. I just upset myself trying to write it.

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I think we're supposed to assume that each wolfing out incident is separated by a month's time. Which maybe is why they started suspecting that this is a werewolf movie instead of... i dunno a rabid bear movie.

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A garage full of unbroken glass is a fun place for kids to play. #Monsterdon

@faoluin I kinda think everyone did

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That's Anne of Green Gables!

Reverend Tight Buns

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The next day Marty calls Uncle Red and tells him he saw a werewolf, which the Uncle doesn't believe. Marty tells Jane (the Narrator) though and she believes him, or at least wants to test his hypothesis, and so she goes around town asking for donations to some kind of drive, looking for anyone who just has one eye (because the other eye was shot out by a firework).

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Of course it's the priest. This is a Stephen King movie!

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you don't have to zoom in for us to be able to tell someone has two eyes

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Walks into a bar

MALE GAZE

wow

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😐

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Starts her search with the Black Family, sounds about White...

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literally everyone in town suddenly has an eyepatch

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Okay, this is what I'm here for. Wheelchair kid and his hot rod chair fighting werewolves with fireworks.

Completely forgot about the Narrator...

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Chuck-E-Cheese-ass werewolf costume

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oooo, right in the eye!

AROOOOOO!!

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@apLundell I learned from movies, that every cool family had trellises next to their kids’ windows in the 80s.

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I can’t with a wheelchair bound kid that was given a motorcycle and fireworks by his drunk uncle

This is the future conservatives want

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While his uncle told him to stay home, Marty decided to sneak out at night and drive his wheelchair motorcycle into the woods to shoot fireworks off on a bridge, because why not.

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What's the big deal werewolves like fireworks too jeez

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Damn, this kid has some strong arms!
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Kid's got a lot of upper body strength

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It’s not a motorcycle baby, it’s a chopper

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So the movie goes
werewolf murder
internal combustion
werewolf murder
internal combustion
werewolf murder
???

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