Oh, narrator's back. She's been gone a long time.

#Monsterdon

Why do we have to have someone denying the monster at this point?

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

can we call cps on Gary busey for giving a disabled child a motorcycle and explosives

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#monsterdon Okay, so we have an eyeball injury here, so this will be a lovely little reveal in a few minutes…

Chuck-E-Cheese-ass werewolf costume

#monsterdon #silverbullet1985

oooo, right in the eye!

AROOOOOO!!

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While his uncle told him to stay home, Marty decided to sneak out at night and drive his wheelchair motorcycle into the woods to shoot fireworks off on a bridge, because why not.

#monsterdon

What's the big deal werewolves like fireworks too jeez

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

Kid's got a lot of upper body strength

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

Chekov's bottle rocket?

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It’s not a motorcycle baby, it’s a chopper

#monsterdon #silverbullet1985

So the movie goes
werewolf murder
internal combustion
werewolf murder
internal combustion
werewolf murder
???

#monsterdon

what could possibly happen on a 3-wheeled custom hacked trike that goes 90 and driven by a kid with no helmet

#Monsterdon

@bryanhowell AGGA

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

Looking at the petro-chariot in the 80s and thinking how warm tonight is for May in 2026

#Monsterdon

It's the only Silver Bullet he can't drink

...I said

.....BUSEY NO THAT'S GASOLINE

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The wheelchair goes from 0-60 in 3.5 seconds

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

"No fireworks? No fair!"
There's actually still a fair, just no fireworks.
#Monsterdon

"OH NO we've wandered out of the woods, into a kung fu stage set, tight walls & fog, & we're gonna die!"

<indeterminate time later>

White people singing "Amazing Grace", doing the wave. Oh god, this IS the scariest movie.

OK, Big Ed, tell us about great deals on comfort.

100% A+ special effects on the monster mob. Like, everything else sucks.

There's, like, 6+ deaths this summer? Why aren't the FBI all over this?
#monsterdon #silverBullet

Would werewolves be bipedal?

#Monsterdon

I unironically love that hymn and that was not a good rendition of it. Boo.

Also is that really appropriate funeral-ish music?

#Monsterdon

I’m the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral, you can understand what I mean well you soon will

#monsterdon #silverbullet1985

lol, they're turning into the cast of Cats!

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lol

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I really enjoy Monsterdon and the film they're doing is one I actually enjoyed in the movie theater when it came out.

So much engagement tonight I can't keep up even just lurking.

Glad people are having fun.

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet #SilverBulletMovie #SilverBullet1985

"BUT WOLVES DON'T HAVE OPOSABLE THUMBS!!!"

Oh fuck, he's STILL in that suit!

#Monsterdon

Cutting to the church like this is supposed to be funny, right?

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

The call is coming from INSIDE the fog!

#monsterdon #silverbullet1985

I have a lot of faith in the Copious Innuendos Posse

#Monsterdon

this is not going to end good is it?
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Does anyone have the link to the #Peertube instance streaming #Monsterdon? I'm not on my usual devices and am having trouble finding it... It was called something like Mikyu...

I'm not much of a hunter but I do have... certain skills, and one of them is knowing that hunting all bunched up is a great way to shoot somebody you don't intend to after you catch or see nothing at all.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Hahahahahah absolutely zero situational awareness or pointing the flashlights at the ground before you walk on a bear trap. MR. EXTRA.

The father of the dead climbing boy, Captain Eggplant, enters the argument in support of Colonel Muttonchops, using his 'Sadness' technique on the Sheriff. Because his child is dead, this is super effective and team vigilante wins. The priest tries to stop them by being reasonable, but that's not very effective, and so they drives off in a fleet of 4d4 pickup trucks to go search the forest at night for a serial killer and/or monster.

#monsterdon

Bear trap on the guys leg, ugh gruesome.

#Monsterdon

Okay who dropped all the dry ice out here? Reverend? Was it you?

#monsterdon #SilverBullet

Oh these two are going to die...

#Monsterdon

Cue the horn section for the mob mobilization sequence.
#monsterdon

Those dogs look too posh to be of any use

#Monsterdon

RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

Upset at police inaction, the locals decide to organize their own secret killer hunt in a pool hall. The sheriff finds out about this and tells them to stop because vigilante-ism is not cool in his town so he ends up in a shouting match with the leader of the would-be vigilantes, Colonel Muttonchops.

#monsterdon

Everritt McGill will always be Stilgar from David Lynch's Dune to me

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I bet these themes were explored with more depth in the book, yes....

#Monsterdon

hang on, i'm confused. was or wasn't your son torn to pieces

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

"I just came from my boy's funeral. And boy are my arms tired! Huh? yeah? Huh?"

#monsterdon #SilverBullet

lol, I hope these rednecks all shoot each other in the woods, that happened in another Monsterdon movie, didn't it?

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'I'll catch yer werewolf fer ya. But it'll cost ya. I value my neck more than a free pizza and order of wings, Chief."

#monsterdon #SilverBullet

Brady's dad looks like Dave Foley in a bald cap
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Oh for god's sake

Don't let him drive

Now I'm terrified

#Monsterdon

that man emoting the horrific death of his son made me laugh as I ate my sweet and spicy cones...

#Monsterdon

How would you react to mysterious deaths in your town that are possibly werewolf related?

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If this greenhouse is rockin’ don’t be over-waterin’

#monsterdon #silverbullet1985

someone in my neighborhood just got elected mayor. they ran unopposed. (yes, really) no one actually cares who the small town mayor is in real life

#monsterdon

How'd he get up there?

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

@Taweret an honorable objective

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

Later the one jerk dad who wants to euthanize the wheelchair enjoyers is watching wrestling at night when he hears some noises outside and goes to investigate with his gun, poking around in a greenhouse outbuilding so he can be easily eaten by a werewolf.

After being scared by a spider and shooting some innocent potted plants, he is then, indeed eaten by a werewolf.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon
I thought that he meant marijuana, but it really was his pots

@bryanhowell WEREWOLVES? in MY werewolf movie?

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

Those ferns are PISSED

#monsterdon #SilverBullet

Wolfie, please take out Tammy’s dad ASAP

#monsterdon #silverbullet1985

"Oh that hurts mah parts" it's like losing my virginity all over again.

#monsterdon #SilverBullet

lol, rip the redneck

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So the least ableist character is gary busey? This truly is a horror movie. #monsterdon

Gary Busey is to Christopher Walken as crystal meth is to heoin. #monsterdon

is the kid still at the top of the stairs? is anyone helping him?

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Gary Busey being more cogent than usual!

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How can it be a humans' job to pump what they call 'gas' into your car?

Uh-oh., Gary Busey has entered the chat
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they sure are getting a lot of use out of that Corel stock music CD

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

the horrible Ableism coming from the girl's old man is setting him up for a werewolf meeting....

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Tammah! Respect my authoritah!

#monsterdon #SilverBullet

The hot rod wheelchair almost makes you want to be crippled. #monsterdon

Likeable characters are at critical levels and holding steady.

1% ■□□□□□□□□□

#monsterdon

Oh silver bullet is the wheelchair...
Like rosebud is the sled...
Sure, why not.
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Granny's got a gun.
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So many drugs in this film already, accurate though...

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@Taweret Good point.

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Cast of characters in this #monsterdon, so far...

Narrator Childe (resents her brother)
Wheelchair Brother (is a jerk)
Climbing Boy (I missed his name and his relevance to anything)
Bickering Parents (1 boy parent, 1 girl parent)
Drunk Track Raking Guy (RIP)
Werewolf (awoo)

why are ten year olds having to buy their own clothes?

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@skatem #monsterdon

holdover from the 1760s

Nice ramp you made for your kid there, Tony Hawk

#Monsterdon

We learn that the narrator is currently a teenage girl in this movie but is narrating it from the far future, so I guess she survives but a lot of other people will die. She starts her story by complaining about her brother who bullied her with a snake.

Maybe's she'll end up as a werewolf and eat her family, who can say?

#monsterdon

Why are there a lot of words appearing in the subtitles that don't seem to be spoken by anyone?

#Monsterdon

Hey whoa whoa whoa I didn't know they'd be sayiong "booger" so frequently where's the MPAA when you need them?

#monsterdon #SilverBullet

Some #monsterdon movies are like "we are gonna hide this monster as long as is humanly possible" and then this one is like "bam werewolf hahahahahaha!"

Marty was the cross I had to bear. The cross made of boogers.

#monsterdon #SilverBullet

Small Town America a creepy hive of monsters?

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I hope Elvira shows up with a casserole

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Launching my #monsterdon thread for Silver Bullet (1985) - a movie which I think involves a werewolf. Which is a human that turns into a wolf for reasons. As opposed to a warewolf, which is probably a wolf that sells things.

Anyway, monsterdon is the thing where we watch a monster movie every week and provide quality commentary. You may wish to mute the hash tag if you don't want to see many a post about this topic by me and others. If not, um... enjoy and awoooo???

Oh, a drunk guy in a Stephen King movie, that's new and refreshing. #Monsterdon

Megan Follows
Megan Stops
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Paramount acquires "being a flesh eating monster"

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A Stephen King movie would not have been my first choice, but I keep managing to miss the polls somehow.

I used to have a friend who made me watch obscure Stephen King movies, and I've *still* never heard of this one.

Thread commences here.

#monsterdon

@ramsey @paco @ryan

still watching over here boss and sober all day long

#Monsterdon
#MonsterdonDoubleFeature #NotJustSkinDeep

@strangefour Nothing is off limits

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

@strangefour Great song though

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

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The sequel to Silver Bullet features an entire town full of werewolves and a silver bullet machine gun. Also, a silver bat with the words Lunar Avenger carved on it.

thanks again @Taweret for organizing these! i had a great time as always!

night folks

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@Lazarou @Taweret No gods, no werewolves! #monsterdon

@strangefour #monsterdon #WrongWolf

weirdly, I'm kinda happy that I'm watching this sober

He's still wearing that suit....

#Monsterdon