Captions: Werewolf breathes heavily

Gee thanks spoiler alert jeez

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That is one suspicious sweater

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@woe2you i am in fact from the west coast of the US

...you could also check in on #Monsterdon!

lol Chekov's rifles

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Professional wrestling will not save this guy from the werewolf. No sir.

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Chekov's stair lift: If a stair lift is introduced in the first act, Corey Haim will use it to slowly escape from a werewolf in the third. #monsterdon #silverbullet1985

Jokes, beers, lecturing

This is my three-pronged approach to Monsterdon victory

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OH, her dad's a Republican. This is a scary movie!

(I have seen it, but it's been, uh, 42 years?)

Those stair motors freak me out after Gremlins, but seriously, put his bedroom on the ground floor.

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note: being cogent does not mean he is being reasonable

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@CardboardRobot
The werewolf is like... um... a cleansing fire.

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Busey drinks because he's seen things. Werewolfy things.

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So they cleaned up Gary Busey for this pic?

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That chair lift should come with a crossword puzzle… #Monsterdon

the full on nightmare of Gary Busey lurching over to kiss your cheek

I'd take bear

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Awww this is wholesome. No wait what's the opposite of wholesome?

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check the driver's bullshit level?!?!?!

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"Electrocute the Cripples to balance the budget" finally a political platform for these trying times.

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@Taweret I'd expect property (land/car) taxes in this case, so yes actually!

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Okay these two guys are fighting in public but $20 says they make out later.

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"We pay these taxes to keep our town safe!

"YOUR town!"

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@SRLevine Maybe you get sent to the Medium Place

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I feel like a werewolf should just LEAP onto the roof. Climbing up the trellis seems a little unimpressive.

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Every person we have met so far is a either turd or a victim

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Before paternity tests "it ain't mah bahbey" was the pinnacle of scientific evidence. #monsterdon

Judy Blume's Silver Bullet

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Ah - and Canada's well-known Megan Follows. No Green Gables here.

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This is what the 80s ACTUALLY looked like, kids

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Heads are gonna roll....

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Midnight, time to get this railway work done

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That's not Gary Busey, that's the Moon!

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Here I am for my very first #Monsterdon because I am a sucker for Stephen King

I have to admit; this one shocked me! Feels a little high-brow for #monsterdon, but hey, there's a monster in it, so it qualifies, I guess. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet #StephenKing 🐺🎥🍿

Is that Flea? Is this where his acting career began?
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@paco @ryan I dunno, but I had to stop watching. I should probably find out how to do drugs so I can truly appreciate it.

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Shrimp and Fries.

Wait what? This fever dream drug trip movie mash up that is now playing DUEL OF THE FATES is dropping facts now?
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The Little Mermaid? I went to get a drink and I feel like I've jumped three movies deep into this music video mashup.
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that was freakin beautiful

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@forestine Me too!
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@CactuarJoe

@peribotsarah Bringing new meaning to opening a white claw #monsterdon

@catzilla @rebeld

On the upside, they presumably got to see werewolf wiener.

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Presumably uncle Busey shoots the werewolf using the only silver bullet in 1000 miles. Good thing there happened to be a silversmith gun-nut in town, who was apparently willing to work pro-bono??
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@CactuarJoe Seemed that way. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet #StephenKing 🐺🎥🍿

@rebeld "Sadly, they gave him the Chair before Werewolves came out to the World" #Monsterdon

oh wow, this ending theme. oh. ouch.

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Yeah, love ya, nite

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"Now let's all get super drunk!"

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Back in the 1980s wood panel room, we are watching TV when Jane thinks she saw a werewolf outside, that the Uncle looks for but doesn't see, and then thinks the kids are joshing him so he removes the bullet. Then the werewolf appears, slapping the gun out of his hand and we get a classic Monster Vs Furniture Vs Children fight.

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Marty is literally a dead-eye. The kid never misses.

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@bryanhowell rent-lowering werewolf

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How did this movie get shots of my back hair

I feel violated

and so do you

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Oh they're for sure gonna lose the cleaning deposit on that place.

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#monsterdon Of course, this means there will be a naked priest in their house. A hilarious change of pace from how it usually is…

Sometimes I love subtitles

(werewolf growls)

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maybe y'all shoulda got a silver stake, in case the werewolf was also suffering from vampirism

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Weirdly that's one of the few times a girl screaming was an appropriate reaction in these films

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@miru Another classic Stephen King trope is the unstable person who believes the kids.

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WAIT WAIT. We've confirmed that the moon doesn't control his transformation. BUT we're going to assume that silver bullets still work???? #monsterdon

Given the location of the moon, it's like 4 am or something

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🫡 📺

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"Marty had read all the legends on werewolves" - the narrator

Uh... aren't there a lot of those?

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sudden random narrator

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OH THAT'S HANDY

THAT'S JUST SO 🤬ING HANDY

(cursing continues as I leave the room)

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A werewolf with big teeth and claws uses a club to kill its victims?

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I'm getting 5 and 6 ads every scene change. It may be even worse than Tubi!

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other cop is probably not also a werewolf, although that might be fun, because he goes to snoop around the Wolfpriest's garage at night and finds some damage on the Ecclesiastical Wolfcar that's consistent with it trying to ram a wheelchair motorcycle off a bridge.

The Wolfpriest shows up and the cop tries to arrest him but because he came without a warrant on a full moon his target just wolfs out and beats the priest to death with his +1 club.

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"Kid this is made of aluminum."

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I reckon he got bit by a radioactive wolf

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We be clubbin'

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He broke into the premises because he had paw-bible cause

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he barely smoked that cigarette

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Let's run everything by the lousy 🤬ing drunk first

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Mr Zimmerman's fantastic hearing

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this dialogue is VERY Stephen King....

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@bryanhowell "yep, that's me. you're probably wondering how i ended up in this situation"

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Has there been a full moon every single night in this film? #monsterdon

What in the Half-Life 2 is going on here

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Wait, why does the trike put out so much smoke? 2-stroke engine?

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this is an r rated movie but some of it seems so aimed at kids

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Ransom note just reads like 50% of replies on the site of which we do not speak. #monsterdon

The Pirate Vicar, this fall on ABC.

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*stares hungrily at legs

That's not how it works Stephen.....

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#monsterdon Hardy Boys Meet Rev. Werewolf would have been a better title.

Haim can't stand Busey

Just how it looks to me

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while knocking over some cans in the garage, Jane is scared by a rat and then finds a +1 enchanted club labelled "the Peacemaker", but she does not add it to her inventory, because the priest sneaks up on her.

She is scared. The priest invites her to his parlor via a southern accent, but she makes excuses to leave, which is probably a good idea if you're a minor and a priest invites you to their parlor alone.

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Classy, Red. #monsterdon

Was that a gerbil???

Someone lost a gerbil y'all.
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"I think I know"

CUE Lost Boys crossover!!!

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Jane is taking a cart of bottles back to the church garage and we see that the priest who is busy gardening ominously has only one eye.

oh no it's a werewolf priest movie!

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Haha, Nadine isn’t the only one with an eyepatch round these parts.

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I think we're supposed to assume that each wolfing out incident is separated by a month's time. Which maybe is why they started suspecting that this is a werewolf movie instead of... i dunno a rabid bear movie.

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i thought i hadn't seen this before but i remember that face towel unwrapping scene. and the eyepatch reveal. or maybe i just saw some clips, which is also incredibly likely

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That's Anne of Green Gables!

Reverend Tight Buns

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The next day Marty calls Uncle Red and tells him he saw a werewolf, which the Uncle doesn't believe. Marty tells Jane (the Narrator) though and she believes him, or at least wants to test his hypothesis, and so she goes around town asking for donations to some kind of drive, looking for anyone who just has one eye (because the other eye was shot out by a firework).

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Walks into a bar

MALE GAZE

wow

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What's a Yout?
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😐

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Starts her search with the Black Family, sounds about White...

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Completely forgot about the Narrator...

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