a beast with massive fangs appears-- no, wait, that's just gary busey

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So Gary Busey is playing Gary Busey in this one? #Monsterdon

so does busey earn his beer money by sharking the kid for his allowance money?

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We are getting commercials for Twin Peaks. I'm sold.

Getting hammered on cheap whiskey with the kids, 80s favourite pastime

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WAIT THAT's GARY FUCKING BUSEY #Monsterdon.

Hey, Gary Busey scored me the "A Big Smile" square just by being himself.

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Gary Busey busy playing Gary Busey

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Gary Busey's not much older than Corey is he, dang

Great Dad Joke though!

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#MONSTERDON #SilverBullet1985 if this is set in NC, these bottles have too many professional labels.

OK a Twin Peaks commercial, I'll take that.

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@kshernandez hm well I guess that was about the time it might start

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just throw in a casual racial slur why not

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Oh Virgil, you know just what kids in wheelchairs like: swearing. #Monsterdon

Welcome to the watchalong Busey!
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Pretty sure leaded fuel went away around 1986. After this movie. So dude's rolling around getting his daily intake of lead.

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Additional father dialog courtesy of Ronald Reagan #Monsterdon

That was 100% a Busey joke.

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The werewolf has no end of choice prey in this town!

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where is this supposed to be? everyone has a totally different accent

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upcoming scene #monsterdon

"IT'S THEM WELFARE MOMS SUCKIN' US DRY" *braaaaap* *pass out*

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Really opening the throttle up on his wheelchair in that straightaway. #Monsterdon

I do miss stubbies though. :(

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Marty has a girlfriend! #Monsterdon

What was that accent? "All the time" was suddenly Harper Lee

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@amyfou LOL!! Wait, she's nearly 15! LOL #Monsterdon #SilverBullet #StephenKing 🐺🎥🍿

Tammy's dad seems like a nice GOP voter.

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how many times are we gonna say ableist slurs

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SUIT UP!
The werewolf suit was a massive, custom-built prop made from foam and polyurethane.

It had a mechanically operated head controlled from up to 30 feet away by six people.

It was covered in *real bear hair*

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I hope that ableist chronic drunk dies next. #Monsterdon.

#monsterdon "There's something else scary. That." is top-tier horror dialogue.

so this guy's next then?

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fingers crossed the werewolf is a maguffin and this turns into wheelchair Christine

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Dear god make me a bird so I can fly far far away from here.

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Noises from the greenhouse? Is the monster a plant? How long has it been since we had a good plant monster?

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Too bad we didn't have "#Monsterdon cheers for the soundtrack" on the bingo card

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Synth cabins are always scary.

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Hey kid watch out for the comet, that chair'll kill ya

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"You tryin'a be smart?"
Nobody in this movie was that smart.

How is the kid in the wheelchair making you feel safer with a spooky house?
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Murder shed

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I saw her all the tahm!

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I was feeling bored enough to root for the monster to show up but not for slasher gore.

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also, why is a 10 year old wearing panty hose ?

She's been hearing noises from her dad's growhouse. Don't tell the cops. #Monsterdon

That's a kicking ass gas powered wheelchair
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I wonder if it's faster than a wolf

#MONSTERDON #SilverBullet1985 Well, those state troopers sure had NC License plates.

Kids on Bikes: The Game: The Movie

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Gas was so plentiful and cheap in the 70s people would just stick it in wheelchairs.
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@Taweret Some towns do have local income taxes

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What's going on w/ Tammy's accent. #Monsterdon.

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It's good to know that everybody in this town knows how many taxes each person is paying.

"It's mad man Marty and the Silver Bullet!"

They said it, they said the name of the movie!

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@socketwench I mean if the amount is zero then it's technically true

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I mean, I've never once had Lawrence Tierney threaten me with a baseball bat, there are real sacrifices that come with sobriety. #monsterdon

I hope I'm not missing anything important. Just going to assume the kids are going to be the ones fighting the loup garou without a whit of competent adult assistance later, because Stephen King. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

wouldn't your town taxes just be sales tax tho? are you filing tax forms at your city hall or something?

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Moments later the bartender has a meeting with the Reservoir Dogs.

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That wheelchair is a menace

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#monsterdon so far the most interesting character is the thrice divorced wheelchair mechanic

Truly a town which "loved each other as much as they loved themselves."

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Call more things "booger", that'll liven up this movie

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Oh sure, as we all know, cops just slink off when you insult them. #monsterdon

hey its that guy
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Oh, now, it’s a town meeting about taxes at the bar.

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#monsterdon 'Calm down boys! Now, who wants more mood-altering/inhibition-lowering booze?'

why the hell is his wheelchair gas powered?
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Why do I know that bartender wielding the Peacemaker bat? #Monsterdon

bar tenders everywhere, A+

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Tierney was born with a baseball bat

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Man, this bingo card is filling up FAST

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#monsterdon There we go, Pluto had it, now I gotta jog forward…

dang, the movie might be b-quality, but the insults are z-quality.

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I'm here! I've been watching while I made food. I can't wait for a proper Busey sighting.

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I hate his attitude but I do respect his complete disrespect for the police

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Is Uncle Red an oblique reference to Little Red Riding Hood?

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Ahh, the “we pay your salary” douche. Looking forward to his demise.

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#monsterdon "Well, I waited until he hung up."

That's a good line, and it was well delivered.

The 80s loved wood paneling so much

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I think the worst part about quitting drinking is knowing I will never be a fella sippin' a brew at my local wood-paneled country western dive. #monsterdon

Oh yea small town trash talk, nothing like it. #Monsterdon

Of course the old lady has a pistol. But I was expecting a double barrel shotgun
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Jesus, you two, just fuck already

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Locke! And he had hair!

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Sheriff Locke!

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#monsterdon wait, is this a comedy?

Strong language for the 80s.

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holy terry o'quinn

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"There was a tray of pills, a bottle of booze, and oh yeah, massive claw marks. We're pretty sure it was natural causes." #Monsterdon

Look at all that hair on Locke! #Monsterdon #SilverBullet

Granny's got a gun ... dum, dum, dum, nah nah nah nah nah nah

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were any of you all able to rewear panty hose ever? I always ruined em on the first wear

hey its Locke from lost

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Whew! At least ole girl had to colt 45 ready!! But she was too late. RIP, lady.#Monsterdon #SilverBullet #StephenKing 🐺🎥🍿

Lookin' at the camera like, "Hi, folks! Guess what, I found an easy way out of this film." #monsterdon

@wohali@timeloop.cafe Ain't no rule that says goats don't go to heaven!

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Siiiigh

Werewolf killing off all the morally “undesirable” people first

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No, no, brain, that riff is too cynical.

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#monsterdon Seriously say "Well Hey Little Buddy" and drink every time this shirt makes an appearance

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Is eating a pregnant woman like surf and turf?