Not a bad death scene. #Monsterdon

no clues?
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Good thing, he was also a vampire.

#monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

What. His growhouse has a whole basement? #Monsterdon

YES! YESSS! *sicko.gif*

#monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

[werewolf breathes heavily]
Oh no. Werewolf has asthma.
#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

#monsterdon He has actual flowers and houseplants in his greenhouse?

I was expecting his pots to be full of pot.

#Monsterdon 👨 > 💀 ? 🐺 ! = 😱

I would like more ppl to be werewolffed

@fabio That's just the 70s.

#monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

@RobynGoodfellow Sometimes the RNG rolls a freak 20, it happens #monsterdon

Spider: Some Wolf

#monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

He’s got replacements!
#monsterdon #silverbullet

SPOODERS ARE FRIENDS SHE'S TRYING TO SAVE YOUR STUPID ASS

#monsterdon #SilverBullet1985 #BadWhuf1985

His name is Milt.

No wonder the poor bastard drinks so much.

#Monsterdon

Thanks for the spider jump scare. 🙄

#monsterdon #SilverBullet #MonsterMiru

Whole lotta full moons in this town.

#monsterdon

@peribotsarah oh whoops, I think you're right

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

heavy werewolf breathing is the name of my Misfits cover band. #Monsterdon

Hang on. Cat just brought me a mouse toy to play fetch with.
Okay yall can kill another drunk now Mr Werewolf.
#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

this guy is annoying and he's still somehow a relief from Gary Busey'

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Out of the chair and into the toilet.. yikes..

This movie is the apotheosis of 80s King *and* the apotheosis of DE Laurentis. #Monsterdon

Da fuck kinda floor is that?

#Monsterdon

You can tell how much more equitable the economy was in the 1980s because even a loser like this guy can afford a greenhouse and an entire broken flower pot collection.

#monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

Now jumping ahead to what will surely be another monster kill. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

I think Marty can hear you two from the top of the stairs. When people lose the ability to walk, their hearing is stronger, look it up! #LowGradeFacts #Monsterdon

Is this guy gonna die?

#monsterdon #Silverbullet

It's gonna be like Frogs, the werewolf's just gonna knock over a bottle full of weed killer and let this twerp bend over and take a deep breath while it watches. #monsterdon

One thing I don't miss about that era: the flashlights were always so dim. LEDs for the win!

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

a lot bigger in the inside eh?
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@steggy Oh, I know. I lived in this time. We had bench seats with middle seats in the front, and rear-facing seats in the very back.

#Monsterdon

🦖MONSTERDON 🎞️

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👀 Look for
...anachronisms!

Calculator wristwatches and Diet Coke did not appear until after the year the movie took place, 1976.

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

yep blue smoke

this guy grows so many pots

#monsterdon #SilverBullet1985 #BadWhuf1985

#monsterdon *A dozen broken pots exist* I will never financially recover from this.

He kind of looks like Bruce Campbell in partial darkness. #Monsterdon

This guy has a real case of Robert Z'dar jaw. #monsterdon

pot-bustin', parts-hurtin' werewolves

#monsterdon

I wonder what Corey Feldman is up to

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

Growing any wolfsbane in there?

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

Take a drink any time he says ass… or don’t, probably better for your health

#Monsterdon

No #monsterdon for me, but important Werewolf listening will occur

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All the plastic plants they could find in Hollywood.

#monsterdon

GET ATE GET ATE GET ATE GET ATE

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Is any man on this movie that isn't filling his head with alcohol?
#monsterdon

Ahahaha he's gonna blow his ass off w/ salt? Is he Guy Fieri? #Monsterdon

Thank goodness those guns are out of reach of... Uh, infants I guess. Could you imagine? We're safe though

#Monsterdon #Silverbullet1985

#monsterdon Now I remember why I don't like Pluto TV. LOL

So far, this is a very Stephen King Stephen King movie.

#Monsterdon

The moral of this subplot is to not come swanning in to Monsterdon at 8:59 thinking to flop down and push play. No popcorn. No edamame. No plan. Don't be like Log, kids. You'll never defeat mythical murderbeasts like that. You gotta be like the Frog brothers in Lost Boys. Read all relevant comics and prepare well. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

RE: https://lingo.lol/@amyfou/116513663106422876

Because they were a step-up from white tights at 5 & 6 years old

Growing up in 2026 sucks, but at least they don’t have to deal with obligatory panty hose as tweens & teens

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#monsterdon
Werewolves are only on the full moon, right?

Decapitation time again? One can hope!

#monsterdon #SilverBullet

This whole #Monsterdon hurts muh parts

This was before Gary Busey's motorcycle accident I think? Which might explain why his crazy ramblings are more heartfelt and well acted than later.
#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

Is he gonna narrate his own murder too?

#monsterdon

Ohwhat? That kid is Corey Haim? Wow

#monsterdon

it's not a stephen king property if there's not a fat grotesque getting killed violently

#monsterdon

Town is target rich for unlikeable victims

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

Looks like me watching #monsterdon

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I like the kids in this town. The warewolf probably just wants to remove the negative influences.

@ramsey This was a time where not all cars had seatbelts, so I'm sure no one batted an eye.

#Monsterdon

oh that hurts ma parrrrrrts..

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

Some varmint's stealing your weed, bro. Go run out there in the dark. #Monsterdon

stubbies
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Or maybe Gary’s his uncle?

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Oh good, just what the movie needed, a second drunk twit. #monsterdon

No I had the wrong guy. You win this one, Busey

#Monsterdon #Silverbullet1985

I think the guy watching wrestling was in "All the Right Moves"....

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#monsterdon that's a huge greenhouse... I'd never get a permit for that thing on Long Island

#monsterdon GARRY BUSSY: Don't be drinking around Marty, wear your helmet on a motorcycle, always telling me what to do /pops 15th Coors light and pops a wheelie on the way out

#monsterdon I guess it's nice to see some representation, even in horror movies. I'm not positive being an asshole is a disability though, formally.

I wonder what the werewolf is up to

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

Wrestling on a floor cabinet TV. Now THAT is how I spent a good chunk of the 80s!

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

Damn. That was harsh.

But fair. #Monsterdon

Standard Stephen King Family Argument™ #monsterdon

Steven.

Mr. King, sir.

Where's. The. F-ing. Werewolf.

#monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

"Like, Marty could be drinking at least as much as I am!" #Monsterdon

Oh shit, that’s Gary Busey. That suddenly makes a lot more sense…

#Monsterdon

WTF was that? Was that acting? Were they acting? My god, they were acting. What is happening?

#Monsterdon

"I wish you wouldn't be shitfaced in front of my son."
"WHY? BECAUSE HE'S IN A WHEELCHAIR?!?" #monsterdon

@ramsey Classic 80's

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

#Monsterdon 👨 > 💀 ? 🐺 ! = 😱

we don't have an ad blocker this time so we're gonna count on you all to let us know what's coming

#monsterdon Pluto's commercial server is broken, so that is likely all the streaming I'm gonna have for this...

"I don't want you drinking around Marty"

what if I shared
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I wondered if we'd see a calmed-down proto-Busey before he went full Busey. But apparently he's always been full Busey. #monsterdon

#MONSTERDON #SilverBullet1985 crazy uncle counts as my crinige dude.

OMG! His dad is Gary Busey.

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#monsterdon Eighties Conservative Republican Charmer... looking forward to him being a snack.

Just 2 kids playing cards.

#monsterdon

@Binder Reservoir Dogs

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The townies are all scarier than the werewolf

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

Holy shit TAMMAH-man was Gary Busey. DAMN YOU BUSEY don't be so hateable

#Monsterdon #Silverbullet1985

Garry Busey makes me uncomfortable. #Monsterdon

I feel that I may have offended Archive in some way. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

OH yeah, lol commercials... Ugh! #Monsterdon #SilverBullet #StephenKing 🐺🎥🍿

okay I'm gonna need Gary Busey to shut the fuck up

#monsterdon

Not one to kinkshame but I'm not sure doing that to the cards will help the game along, Busey #Monsterdon

I think that sherriff is someone's stepfather. 🤔

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

Busey's playing a crazy drunk. Really stretching there Gary. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet