Everett McGill, my first Twin Peaks crush. Big Ed Stilgar! 💜 #Monsterdon

WAIT NO. That's the guy from Twin Peaks! #Monsterdon

@JoeWynne and yet there were so few actual wolves in these movies dangit

#Monsterdon 👨 > 💀 ? 🐺 ! = 😱

#monsterdon Gary Busey is gonna feel SO stupid later when the killer turns out to be a totally non-human werewolf

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Steven King and his yellow smiley faces.

see why is the minister doing a weird southernish accent?

where are we supposed to be?

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And that word of comfort is, "he was delicious!"

#monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

Here we see Busey considering whether offering his flask to his son in church is enough to get him a pass on drinking from the flask in church himself, and then indulging in a rare display of restraint

#Monsterdon #Silverbullet1985

My guy, would the kid be in a bar? #Monsterdon #SilverBullet #StephenKing 🐺🎥🍿

The sherif is Lost! :blobcatgiggle2:
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Brady’s dad… Sir Laurence he is not.

#Monsterdon

Is it Spock in that coffin?

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"Herb shouting" aka how Stephen King spent the '80s #Monsterdon

Ooof yep, FORESHADOWING.

And I'll give the movie some credit for not showing the kid getting slaughtered on camera, _or_ his remains.

Nice horrified reaction out of Sheriff O'Quinn there, too.

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no Gary
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Pride flag?

I love that corny red-light horror effect. All horrors glowed like tail lights in the 80s. #monsterdon

It's nice when your scream direction includes sheet music. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

That priest looks like David Hasslehoff to me. #Monsterdon

AaaaaaAaaAaaaAaaaAAAAGhhhhhh!!!!

#monsterdon #Silverbullet

Tough crowd for the priest of a small town beset by a monster.
#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

Subtitles: “(somber piano)”

It’s an organ.

#Monsterdon

Has any drunk old man in this bar seen my pre-adolescent boy?

Is that how one goes around looking for missing kids?

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"Ah. Aaah. Aaargh."

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jesus, did the priest make the coffin with his jawline? lord.

#monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

Funeral MGB convertible, sure, you're gonna get those... wait, what?? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Watchmen tie-in?

oh that reminds me I have strawberry dessert!

#monsterdon #SilverBullet1985 #BadWhuf1985

Hot Priest

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@CactuarJoe King Establishing the Multiverse early

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Was hoping for an open casket for Brady

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ACTING! #Monsterdon #SilverBullet

#monsterdon I'm sorry, your sob of horror and grief sounded like you were sliding ass-first down a giant washboard.

I feel bad for Herb even though I know he must be a huge abusive prick for Brady to have been such a dickhead. #Monsterdon

Acting!

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The insults tossed around in this #Monsterdon are insulting to the audience

ROCK SALT HURTS, KIDS

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🎶 gazebo 🎶

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@Taweret oh good, I thought it was just me!

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That cop sees Jesus's visage on the kite, that's why he's praying to it. #Monsterdon

This is what got Locke all philosophical before he ended up on that island.

#monsterdon #SilverBullet1985 #BadWhuf1985

You see, the smiley face kite represents childhood's temporal nature, juxtaposed against adulthood's disapp---- Oh, he's dead.

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holy crap it's Babylon 4's commander

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Munched and stabbed with a board.. damn dude.

Praying is definitely going to fix things

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

Oh WOW, Brady's dad looks just like I thought he would. That's some stellar casting. #Monsterdon

@xerozohar 🎻

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That little zoom in on that weird Monopoly Man's face was the biggest formal move this movie has had yet. #monsterdon

The smiley face is a little on the nose. Should've been the Mad Magazine "What Me Worry?" #monsterdon

Oh, that's Brady's dad?

That answers some things.

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"Screen door on a submarine" this IS Back To The Future! #Monsterdon

no, it's not worth it, but honestly, let them fight. bunch of impotent white boys who couldn't fight if their life depended on it.

#monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

Brady's dad stepped out of an Arthur Miller play

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#monsterdon the moral of the story is, don't throw snakes at your friend's sister

This bar set makes me so thirsty. #Monsterdon

@trixter shucks. real shame. dang.

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#monsterdon Getting late?

Is it 4:30? Or what?

he should get some proper phat wheels on that thing, he could do dirt riding

#monsterdon #SilverBullet1985 #BadWhuf1985

Marty knows.

Buddy's doomed

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Corrected photo of me watching #monsterdon

[Ominous Kite Riff] #Monsterdon

I get the feeling that someone may have drilled through the baffle in that chair's muffler. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

Brady's got an appointment to become cat food <3 #monsterdon

Marty's never going to get that thing up to 88 miles per hour #Monsterdon

What is in that stare? Is Marty pining for Brady? Is Brady about to get werewolved & Marty can sense that? #Monsterdon

Look, I know the older sister is coming off as very unsympathetic, but being parentified before you have a chance to learn how to regulate your own emotions sucks

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Marty legitimately looks like Gary Busey. Good casting on that

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That cop has a weird way of wearing his tie

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@Taweret i just started watching widow's bay tonight. same with the mayor in that town

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Marty's rolling coal to own the libs. #monsterdon

Oops Brady's gonna die.

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And that was the last time he saw Brady..

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@peribotsarah I'm doing the same, I just can't pay attention to both at once.

(Not your fault at all BTW, it's on me for not paying attention)

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

Still trying to figure out if it fair to call this a horror film rather than a monster film.

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oo, is brady gonna get got?

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Wait, how'd he get up there? He doesn't have the upper body strength because he's got the motorized wheelchair so he's not building up the arm strength to pull himself that high up, is he?

#monsterdon #SilverBullet #MonsterMiru

Yeah, let him fall, I mean what's the worst that can happen, paralys... oops never mind #Monsterdon

what a waste of a greenhouse. He could be growing 🥬🌿 in there and making a killing. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet #StephenKing 🐺🎥🍿

#monsterdon wait, did he go looking for his son at the bar??

All the Minnesotans in the chat together now:

"Awwww, geeze."

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it's a gazebo!

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#monsterdon this guy's bar zingers are 🔥

@WhiteCatTamer wait no I have none of those

I guess "#Monsterdon roots for the monster", maybe, but it seems wrong when I'm the one doing the rooting

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OMG! The Sheriff is Terry O’Quinn!

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A pocketful of shells, would have been a good idea.

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Someone aught to bust up his chiffarobe.

She’s kinda cunty.

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Gotta say I'm 10000% Team Jaco... I mean, Werewolf, at this point after that #Monsterdon

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Terry O'Quinn is so young!

"After 5PM, please stay indoors."

Historically, that hasn't really helped, has it?

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we got nutthin
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@peribotsarah ah darn, I didn't see it fire (ironically because I was responding to your toot lol), so it doesn't count

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Through the floor! Nobody expects the lycan inquisition! #Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

Those are some handsome uniforms. They'll look so good blood spattered later. #Monsterdon

I think this man could use a bit more hesitation before firing a rifle in the suburbs. But immediate consequences pay for all

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I bet that guy tasted like rhinegold beer (tm)

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#monsterdon Gawd, those spit-curls. He'll probably live to the end, rube-ing it up.

YYEEEEEEAAAAAHH!!!!! KILLED and SKEWERED!

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I always wanted a greenhouse as a kid.

Just figured I'd mention that.

I think I saw an Inspector Gadget episode that had a greenhouse and decided that it was the coolest idea ever.

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