Listening to these guys screaming is almost as painful as the bear trap must be

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

Yeah, people out of the bar to the middle of the forest, all armed.
Great idea!
#monsterdon

WOO HOO bear trap jump scare. #Monsterdon

They've stumbled into the dry ice farm. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet

Get my foot off me! #Monsterdon

Haven't seen the film but I'm thinking Father Tall Dark and Handsome is the monster. #Monsterdon

OH NO THEY GOT QUEQUEG! D: D: D: #monsterdon

Figure it was kind of on the sheriff to arrest the dad there. I mean, he just promised to (a) go out and commit crimes while (b) inspiring a bar full of piss-drunk louts to get themselves killed trying to figure out which is the business end of their shotguns

#Monsterdon

These guys just came here on a date for the atmosphere. #Monsterdon

Listen to the gay preacher dude y'all it's a BAD IDEA

Or don't y'all can get eaten or accidentally shoot each other for all I care #Monsterdon

oooh I may see a double-barreled shotgun for bingo purposes but it's too dark to be sure

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

#monsterdon Wouldn't there have been a serious blood trail after killing the kid...?

Do you think Gary Busey decided to name the dog Gary?

#Monsterdon #Silverbullet1985

@davesdogmaggie Thanks it wasn’t very clear, this movie is not very clear on many things

#monsterdon #Silverbullet

King clearly ripped that scene off from Giant Spider Invasion #Monsterdon

#monsterdon

You couldn't catch a cold!

Yes I can.. and I have the phlegm to prove it.

Jesus, that was close. We almost shot Frank Welker.

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

@strangefour I mean yes but one of these things is way more interesting than the other

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

"We're gonna need a bigger rusted shitbox dodge pickup." #monsterdon

#monsterdon LMAO I can't believe that giant chunky flashlight didn't let them see that bear trap

Who brought the Coors? #Monsterdon #SilverBullet

This doesn’t seem very private

#monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

@jammerb True, with the free space!

#monsterdon #SilverBullet

Within a minute, the Sheriff turns into a sarcastic nihilist.

#Monsterdon

I assumed it was "a picture of my boy (PERIOD) who's been torn to pieces"
Not a picture of "my boy torn to pieces"
#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

lmao this is way too many angy dudes
#monsterdon

stop at the liquor store first
#Monsterdon

Private Justice!

Sir, yes sir!

Let's kick some werewolf ass!

Sir! Yes sir!

#monsterdon

The score in this movie is really earning its keep.

#monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

Finding "private justice" from a bar seems like a great idea.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Surely one of the greatest mob scenes? I wonder how many of us unknowingly harbor the urge to be part of mob justice.

"Isn't this what you want, reverend?"

Wow the cops don't like the holy man. #Monsterdon

We're gonna need a bigger posse.

#Monsterdon

Vigilante is much more fun to say. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

"what are we hunting?!"
"JUSTICE!"
"when do we want it?!"
"NOW"
#monsterdon

PACKERS WON THE SUPERBOWL WOOOOO

#monsterdon

Ok, I like how they caught the dusk light there

#Monsterdon

Hey, let's all go out in the woods, in small groups, that's a great plan!

#monsterdon

I don't want to bring back smoking indoors but I do want to bring back movies lit by hanging beer signs and haze. #monsterdon

Rabble Rabble Rabble! #Monsterdon #SilverBullet

Jaws 3: The Howling

#monsterdon

@crowbriarhexe omg if only his name was Reese

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

Herb, I'm not comfortable about the implication that I might enjoy exhuming your shredded child so I'll need you to leave & not go anywhere near that grave for 8 hours. #Monsterdon

The sheriff has a new plan: Let them go off into the night with guns, and then arrest the survivors.

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

Y'know this guy's doing some good voice acting. Sincerely. Shame it's not also in his face and such. He should do voice acting.

#monsterdon #SilverBullet1985 #BadWhuf1985

WOULD YOU WANT TO DO THAT (earnest)

Making friends is hard

#Monsterdon #Silverbullet1985

Sheriff hasn't learned to give no orders that won't be followed.

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

#monsterdon

The time of the beasts always passes.. sir, may I introduce you to 2026?

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH

#monsterdon #SilverBullet

Are they calling it private justice because vigilantes hadn't been invented yet? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon the priest is really trying to get the townspeople to stop looking for the werewolf... kinda sus

Gotta go see what Charlie is barking at: a werewolf maybe? :floofLol:
#monsterdon #silverbullet

yeah how dare you chief brody-- uh, I mean

#monsterdon

Pieces! Reeses pieces! #Monsterdon

why do you have that photo?

#monsterdon

Ah, a tipical small town solution, let's all get our weapons and shoot anything that moves, including each other.
#monsterdon

“My son was torn to pieces and I have the Polaroids to prove it!”

#Monsterdon

The cop didn't actually tell anybody not to do lynch mobs though... He sorta just implied that they were his jurisdiction. A moment of honesty I guess

#Monsterdon #Silverbullet1985

Which boy was it that died, was it one of the bullys?

#monsterdon #Silverbullet

#monsterdon

Flask in the church! Yes...

At some point Terry Quinn was looking at himself in the mirror in some motel in Wilmington, NC saying "Now don't you forget, IIIII am the law in Tarker's Mills!" over and over. #monsterdon

Alright one of my favorite movie sports: Amateur Monster Hunting Posse. #Monsterdon

Uh, Herb? Two questions: why was Brady's funeral at night & why weren't all these people attending? #Monsterdon

Ooo, the school vice principle is gonna tell us all what's what. #monsterdon

That was no kiting accident

#monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

"It's called Private Justice, a Justice for money, she'll do what you want her to do..." No actually it's called vigilantism #Monsterdon

@WhiteCatTamer Oh I missed the boy saying the title

I thought I might have heard some scratching at some point but wasn't sure enough to check it off

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

Oh sure, tell the black guy about lynching, that sounds like a wise move. #monsterdon

“You couldn’t catch a cold”

The amazing trash-talk continues

I get the feeling that King may not have been the most athletic of young writers

#Monsterdon

"You couldn't catch a cold"

That's a good comeback

#Monsterdon

Couldn't catch a cold.

Real zinger there

#monsterdon #SilverBullet #MonsterMiru

Contempt that the townspeople have for the law? That's so familiar. #Monsterdon

"...that's Deputy Shit Bag to you!"

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

It’s called private justice?

#monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

Hang ropes? #monsterdon

There's Waldo!

#monsterdon #SilverBullet

If I may offer some words of comfort... pillow, hot french fries, thick fuzzy socks... #Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

@toolbear@tech.lgbt The sin of childhood innocence. Stephen King really hated that I think.

#monsterdon #SilverBullet #MonsterMiru

"you all know what groups you're in and what areas you'll be covering?"
"yes!"
"great, let me explain it to you again."

#monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

Be glad you're no J Edgar Hoover

#monsterdon
#SilverBullet

Those words were not comforting, rev. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet #StephenKing 🐺🎥🍿

"Listen Marty, you've gotta get this idea out of your head. If you figure me out I'll have to kill you." #monsterdon

We’re gonna need a bigger wheelchair

#monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

I like Red's pragmatism. "Werewolves aren't real so this is probably just some sociopath" #Monsterdon

"Don't worry Marty, man is an animal more horrible than any monster you could conceive of. Goodnight!" #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985
Kid's friend gets murdered horribly, kid says it's a monster. Creepy uncle laughs at grieving kid.
I'm voting him for next off the

"You've got to get this idea out of your head! Ideas don't belong in heads!"

#Monsterdon

@WastelandWandrr

So what you’re saying is the town is Sans Sheriff?

#Monsterdon

To be fair, even if it wasn't a werewolf, it would be "some kinda monster." #Monsterdon

@Taweret@timeloop.cafe
Kid: "Who gets Gary Busey?"
Grandfather: "What?"
Kid: "Who gets Gary Busey? At the end! Somebody's got to do it!"
Grandfather: "Nobody! Gary Busey lives!"
Kid: "You mean he wins? Jesus, Grandpa, what did you read me this thing for?"

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

Stephen King is always so on point about being Stephen King!

#Monsterdon

🎵 Some kinda of mon-ster....yeah... 🎵

#monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

"What if it's some kind of monster"

Hey, kid's aware he's in a movie! That's not allowed!

#monsterdon

GOOD ONE HA haHA

#Monsterdon #Silverbullet1985

Hot Priest is Twin Peaks’ Big Ed

#monsterdon #Silverbullet

The priest is Big Ed from Twin Peaks!

#monsterdon #SilverBullet

Come on movie, if you're going to have the werewolf kill off a bunch of people you could at least let us see it happen

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

Okay granted most of the cast aren't doing a Maine accent, and Busey has whatever his accent is. But that priest has a southern accent?
#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

cool uncle
#Monsterdon

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McDonalds ads.. and a podcast microphone..