Was this originally called private justice?

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Preacher. I know this is hard for y'all, but I gotta say, the church's business is way up.

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THERE IS NO COMFORT THERE IS ONLY ZUUL

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“There is no comfort!”

Truer words, movie, truer words

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And now "In the Garden of Eden" by I. Ron. Butterfly. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet

@steggy To be fair, it is *extremely* funny. #monsterdon

Am I a terrible person for thinking this funeral is HEKKIN' HILARIOUS? #Monsterdon

An American Werewolf In the Outfield

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Old MST3K standby:
This song is in the public domaaaaaain... #Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

They wrapped up the fog scene without raising the tie-fighter from the swamp?

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I bet that organist is the werewolf. She's always around but not in the spotlight. #Monsterdon

Everybody keeps swaying out of sync and all I can think is, is this entire congregation drunk?

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SWAY dammit. SWAY the pain away! #monsterdon

Well that solved Sheriff Locke’s problem of having to deal with a lynch mob

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Why are they doing the Auld Lang Syne dance

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#monsterdon Ok, The State has failed, The People have failed.

All that's left is a kid in a wheel-chair.

@jivens Huh I saw a couple clips of that go past in my YouTube feed, good to know it's not worth caring about

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Y’all. Y’all, sunlight would’ve come back in, like, ten hours or so. You could’ve just WAITED and done this in the sunlight

It’s not like you actually believe it’s a werewolf or anything yet

But nope, y’all went out in the dark with a bunch of flashlights like “here we are, come munch on us!”

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There sure is a whole lot more room in the church for this funeral,. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

wheres gary?
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(also, which bastard told them to sway, i'm gonna get seasick.)

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They're swaying like this is a phish concert. #Monsterdon

Stephen King's WEREWOLF WITH A BASEBALL BAT #monsterdon

💯 points to the werewolf for that baseball bat.

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Welp. Blessed are the Peace Makers. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet

Beaten with his own bat.

Poetry!

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I've been waiting for the Stephen King cameo and I don't think it's coming. :(

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I bet that lady just made lemonade in her pants.

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Why is there a mannequin rising from the fog? Oh...

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A second decapitation?
Et tu Peacemaker?
Hard to follow but fun mass murder scene.
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#monsterdon Okay, was the bat-beating more funny than anything else to you all?

@diazona The CC folks are getting fiesty. LOL #Monsterdon #SilverBullet #StephenKing 🐺🎥🍿

hahahah line em up!

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So how's that skirmish line working out for you then?

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They sway.

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This is the funniest werewolf attack I've ever seen :D #monsterdon

This weird sword schnick sfx they're using for the werewolf claw is not helping the tone. #Monsterdon

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Just saw the ad for that oil rig series Landman. That looks like absolute crap. I'd rather be watching this..

Wilheim scream competition

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i do appreciate the kill count in this

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“It’s...under the fog! It’s right here with us!”

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They’re all dead

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"(flesh squishing)" 😂

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werewolf's having a good time this evening, good for him.

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lmao the barkeep brought his baseball bat to the hunting trip
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This entire congregation stims like I do!
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Maggie does a quality Wilhelm Scream impression

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"Now quick, shoot each other in the dick!" #monsterdon

The black guy dies first? The movie can fuck all the way off

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Stephen King's The Fog

...wait

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It was at this moment the werewolf realized investing in all that dry ice really payed off.

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"I told you we couldn't trust this fog!"

"It's under the fog!"

Well. Yea. Unless it flies.
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#monsterdon That's a lot less werewolf, a lot more leaking air processing facility… it's just a bad filter.

Private justice administered. #monsterdon

i got home too late to join #Monsterdon but seeing Gary Busey mentioned has got the appropriate Corn Mo song stuck in my head https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUZDV_xZdec

It's coming from Fog Machine Swamp, where you are, you idiot #Monsterdon

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You should known to never enter the fog in a Stephen King movie.

You'd think they could pick another song #monsterdon #silverbullet1985

The werewolf: #Monsterdon #SilverBullet #StephenKing 🐺🎥🍿

yeah I'm not actually walking through the bear trap booby trapped woods tho. like it was funny when it happened to that guy but you would actually lose your foot so

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rawr

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Chest high fog? What is this a Swamp Thing movie? We in the bayou?
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The beartrap was creative much more original than just shooting each other by accident good one #Monsterdon movie!

"Are you going to make lemonade in your pants?"

I'm sorry, is this a scary story for 11 year olds?
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Are you going to make lemonade in your pants?

Poetry!

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Stephen King loves to have gruesome things (not caused by the Big Bad Thing) happen to the ignorant people who are attempting to fight against the Big Bad Thing.

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@PattyCat was any part of it good

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Make lemonade in your pants?

The trash talk is... special

With all this smoke this forest may be on fire.
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"Make lemonade in your pants"

Damn.

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These guys are all going to shoot each other aren't they. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet

"We'll spread out in a skirmish line!"

YES SPLIT THE PARTY THERE IS NO WAY IN WHICH THIS CAN GO HORRIBLY, HORRIBLY WRONG

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AZIZ, FOCUS

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"skirmish line"

yeah, this guy knows military talk real good

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They're gonna shoot their eyes out

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#monsterdon THE PEACEMAKER, PART 2

"How will the audience know it's nighttime if it doesn't sound like open mic night at the swamp?" - sound designers in the 80's. and they were right! #monsterdon

@diazona count it count it count it!

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@kshernandez Haru needs to teach him better moves. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

@randy_s Interesting. Glad you were able to adjust it to your liking.

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Sir, please stop pointing your firearm at your alleged friend from behind, you're giving me Cheney vibes. #Monsterdon

"Follow me one at a time so that the werewolf can pick us off easily!" #monsterdon

Let's form two lines and march toward each other. Catch him all crossfire like.

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There was a point in time when outdoors scenes in movies had a million crickets and frogs and I think it's not too late to go back there. #monsterdon

@rallias 😂

I missed that, although even if I hadn't, I don't think so - it needs to be an actual shotgun, not just an ad

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Letting go of the trap was a VERY Stephen King moment. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet

#monsterdon man, I remember how in the 80s all the grownups were calling pee lemonade, it was weird then and its weird now

Oh, a little Laurel and Hardy bit to lighten the tension :P #monsterdon

Great now the movie is a comedy

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Love some bear trap slapstick.

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I want to see all of those Great Danes smell the werewolf from a mile off and NOPE right outta there.

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No! Wait'll he gets up, _then_ hit him with the bear trap!

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Sideshow Bob but w/ every step he steps into another bear trap. #Monsterdon

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So one part of two, one part of 15 got it.

phfft
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One more crunch from the bear trap and this is officially a farce. Them's the rules.

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Ah, irony... no wait it's just regular clumsy dumbassery #Monsterdon

That's another vote against trapping

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damn, was the trap loaded with a squib? or his his blood pressure just that high?

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