Now Herb... just try to calm down.

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Websters Dictionary defines "cocaine" as "an addictive stimulant drug made from the leaves of the coca plant (Erythroxylon coca) which is native to South Amer
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I will never forgive the car lobby for landing us /here/ instead of the world where every kid in the 80s grows up wanting to ride this Silver Bullet around instead. We could have been great!

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okay I don't want to watch this kid die that's enough movie for me #monsterdon

Helmets are for boogers.

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Drunk uncle custom builds young wheelchair bound nephew a motorcycle-wheelchair, what could go wrong

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This is the most period accurate part of the movie yet: give a child a three-wheeler and send them out without a helmet

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If you happen to find yourself living in Stephen King's reality, a werewolf is a perfectly viable option for the culprit. 🤷‍♂️

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The priest is incredibly coiffed.

Great: motorcycle advice from Gary Busey.

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I wonder what the werewolf is up to

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Marty went on to become this guy ...

https://youtu.be/gAKekhmTRaY

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#monsterdon Are we about to see this kid eat ten yards of asphalt? Gary Busey you moron!

There y'go kid, go have a motorcycle accident. Safe as houses. #monsterdon

...and he was never seen again #Monsterdon

That kid's not going to get killed
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Silver Bullet is the Lola by the Kinks of the wheelchair user community. #monsterdon

I'm not saying I'm expecting the Silver Bullet to do a jump over fireworks defeating the monster, but it would be really cool if it did.

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They're like "yup, that's Red again, just standing there like a fool for no good reason" #Monsterdon

Whispering to #monsterdon.. ah nevermind. #SilverBullet

If Gary Busey said "Tah dah!" To me like that, I would *fucking run*. And I'm a goddamn Owlbear.

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Silver Bullet II

Now with even higher road fatality risk!

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oh he is DEFINITELY running someone over or crashing into something within 5 minutes
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It says the thing! #Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

Oh, Silver Bullet is the name of the kid's sleigh! #Monsterdon

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If you see a werewolf in pantyhose it is a lady werewolf. Probably.

@moira I wonder what else someone could do with a bunch of fireworks... 🤔

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It’s the titular wheelchair!

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That chair looks extraordinarily inconvenient

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title drop

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Be damn careful. Keep her under 90 now.

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Wow

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"Is that for me?" nope #Monsterdon

What no mech suit?

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oh that's actually a lot more dangerous than some whiskey dang

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#monsterdon I feel like I'm watching two completely different movies

Someone please stop Gary from speaking. #monsterdon

Man this bike is like every 80's kid's dream

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Tassels? You build a badass ride like that and then RUIN IT with tassels?

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his Moms guing to freak
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@north

They would be on a bicycle.

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NEVER cover your eyes in front of Gary Busey. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

Hahahaha!

“Jane’s walking around in these new clothes, showing off her tits, acting like she’s the only one who ever got tits.”

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It really sucks!

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Please please tell me that there is a shed full of fireworks they can shoot at the werewolf in the third act

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"My best friend is dead, but I got a wheelchair than can do 40mph on a straightaway, so I guess things are looking up!"

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#Monsterdon 👨 > 💀 ? 🐺 ! = 😱

i feel that these townspeople are not particularly competent

I am thinking that someone who can gas power a wheel chair can make up some anti-werewolf flamethrowers right quick.

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I'm not convinced Gary Busey actually knows he's making a movie. He's just ... chilling on set. #Monsterdon

@catzilla@toot.cat ​:awoo:​ #awoo

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@CactuarJoe Chekov's baseball bat? #Monsterdon #SilverBullet #StephenKing 🐺🎥🍿

What kind of traffic light is that? Two red lights, one green, presumably one yellow -- adds up to four.

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"I've got something that might cheer you up" *produces a flask*

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A bunch of people are brutally murdered and the next day everyone is like "let's throw a barbecue and stuff"

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Chehov’s fireworks?

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"First the werewolf killed my best friend THEN it stopped me from enjoying fireworks. Uncle Red, we gotta hunt & kill that guy." #Monsterdon

Marty is obsessed with his sister.

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It was just a dream. How disappointing. #Monsterdon

@heathen_cat And heartworm. Keep up with your dewormer pills, puppers. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

Empty town, turns out it's not a werewolf it's just Walmart. #monsterdon

so the werewolves are a metaphor for globalisation?

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Occasionally, just occasionally Gary Busey could be a good actor.

This is not one of those times.

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Aw, they cancelled the fireworks! Just because a bunch of dumb people died horribly...

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I don't understand why Janey is running so hot & cold to Marty. Maybe this is just how siblings are in Maine. #Monsterdon

And whosoever shall be found without the soul for getting down...

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You better wake up Rev, quick!

Oh good.

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What the why? So… what?

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@CactuarJoe well it is a graveyard smash

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The old 'it was all a dream ... UNLESS' trick. #Monsterdon

Someone's got some homily anxiety. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

Werewolf flash mob at the church! everyone show up 🐺🐺🐺🐺

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Le sigh. Of course it was just a dream.

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This looks like it would be a fun scene to work in as an extra #monsterdon

🎶Check the sign on the door
You're in...
WERE-WOLF CHURCH!🎶
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#monsterdon This is a great gag to play on your favorite pastor, by the way.

Um, wow, I was unprepared for the religious transformation scene

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Faith works against vampires, padre. Only silver takes out a werewolf. #Monsterdon

Worst Halloween party fever dream ever

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What about what bite-eth by moonlight?

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@msh It's not wrong to be right

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aw, everybody gets some werewolf makeup, good to see it handed out so evenly.

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What is happening?

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#monsterdon Well, this escalated quickly…

Someone's making a killing. *giggles* #Monsterdon #SilverBullet #StephenKing 🐺🎥🍿

Da howl'n.

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OMG i was right

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#monsterdon "he killed Brady! and now they're going to cancel the fair!"

Was this part of an ad campaign to promote Private Justice? #Monsterdon

"There is no comfort! There is only PRIVATE JUSTICE!"

Forget this movie, I wanna see an epic superhero flick about Private Justice

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You know what's so hard about eating vegetables?
The wheelchair.

Is the werewolf a CIA black flag operation? Are they trying to destabilize this congregation?

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"...there is no comfort! There is only Zuul!"

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Private Justice 😎 🐎 🔥
Thursdays on NBC

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Oh look it's aCtInG guy again!

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There is no comfort there is only zuul

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And Blue Oyster Cult tells us.... not to Fear the Reaper.....

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the priest is totally the werewolf right?

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