and that's why you don't go sneaking out on your motorchair at night

#monsterdon

@catzilla that would make for a bitchin 18th birthday present though

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Alright, so call a town hall and lynch the guy who shows up with only one eye, right? Easy.

You know, when I was a kid, I liked fireworks too.

Not enough to go out in the middle of nowhere when there was a rampaging killer, though.

Because basic survival instincts.

#SilverBullet #Monsterdon

IF ONLY ONE OF THE DRUNK MOB COULD HAVE THOUGHT TO DEFEND THEMSELVES.
#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

What do you know, someone did shoot someone's eye out!

#monsterdon #SilverBullet

@cherizilla@hypertext.monster I'm betting on the sister.

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

Is it a werewolf, or is it just a man wearing Meta spy goggles?

#Monsterdon #Silverbullet1985

Bullseye! I mean, Wolfseye!

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

I appreciate a well lit night highway. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe

No way to sneak out with a two stroke engine.
#monsterdon

"upbeat electronic music"

#Monsterdon

Remember kids, fireworks are dangerous. You could put out your eye.

#monsterdon #SilverBullet #MonsterMiru

psycho violins? really?

#monsterdon

Right in the shnozz
#Monsterdon

It's too bad the kid (presumably) survived all this only to die from cancer from breathing in all the unfiltered smoke coming out of the back of that thing...

Turns out there's probably a reason wheelchairs don't use gasoline engines.

#Monsterdon

oh that rocket-shot was even better than I'd hoped, who shows up in town missing an eye I wonder

#monsterdon

🦖MONSTERDON 🎞️

⁉️ TRIVIA BULLET 🐺🌕🔫

The producer did not like the original suit, so another, more frightening prop, was created by a new special effects artist, Everett McGill, during production.

The producer did not like the professional dancer used to act in the suit, either, so McGill performed in the suit for most of the movie.

Oh, and he also acted as The Reverend - And he got credit at the end for both characters.

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985 #SilverBullet

#monsterdon Oooh, good fleeing music.

Now do the dragon one that Gary Busey stole from Gandalf. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

Kid's got good aim, I'll give him that.

#Monsterdon

We've all been there, kid. Down to our last firework when some dude in a bear suit ambles up. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon ok so someone in this town has one eye now

the psycho violins.

#monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

it would help if the shots matched

#monsterdon

Werewolves are naturally drawn to pyrotechnic displays.

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

I started a few mins late. Do we know who the werewolf is yet? #monsterdon

#monsterdon I know the kid's best friend just died, but who lights off fireworks alone?

@ramsey He was due to make a good decision at some point

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

Smokey the Werewolf doesn't want no forest fires started. #Monsterdon

arm himself with it

#Monsterdon

@Taweret hey now, he knew enough to back away like 3 inches

#monsterdon

Of course drive out the extremely loud wheelchair bike in the middle of the night. No one will know!

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1955

@apLundell Kid's gonna have good upper body strength. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet #StephenKing 🐺🎥🍿

@xerozohar Do not bring your evil here. Or those fireworks. #monsterdon

I keep waiting for any single thing to make sense in this movie...

#monsterdon

Nothing pisses off a werewolf more than poor fire safety. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet

The music as Marty rides out sounds like they couldn't afford the rights to Sultans of Swing.

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

Tell the werewolf to kill themselves! Yeah, that will work.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Guys, he can manually move the wheels. He probably didn't start it until he was down the road a bit.

and then the kid pissed off swamp thing

#monsterdon

"This is for the good guys! Who don't need the two working limbs they've got!" #monsterdon

Well, I guess that's one way to save on the pyrotechnic budget. 🎇

#monsterdon #SilverBullet #MonsterMiru

I don't think this werewolf has howled even once, I'm starting to doubt its credentials

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

This kid is dumber than the A Quiet Place mom. #Monsterdon

We haven't gotten a good look at the werewolf yet have we?
#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

#monsterdon EYE THERE!!

#Monsterdon 👨 > 💀 ? 🐺 ! = 😱

was it cooler if your motorcycle left a big trail of smoke in those days?

Turns out the real good guys are the werewolves we met along the way #Monsterdon

So they're heavy sleepers I guess, if that kid can sneak off in a glasspaked motorized wheelchair.

#SilverBullet #Monsterdon

"This one is for the good guys"
*proceeds to burn down the forest w/ unlicensed pyrotechnics* #Monsterdon

It's too bad John #Rambo didn't wander into this town to get harassed by that Stepfather, I mean, that Sherriff.

We coulda had Rambo vs The Werewolf movie.

(Pretty sure that's a #MortalKombat match. 🤔)

#Monsterdon #SilverBuller

#monsterdon Is Uncle Red working with the werewolf? Setting out his nephew as bait? Messed up, really.

The kid has already gone against his uncle’s wishes to “stay near the house.”

#Monsterdon

Hell's OshKosh B'gosh. #monsterdon

Sure, he came down from the window, but how did he climb the tree earlier?

#monsterdon #SilverBullet

Family doesn't hear that cycle starting up? I mean... not to be un-PC but it's not like he's walking it out the driveway.

#monsterdon

Kid I love your initiative but the entire NEIGHBORHOOD is gonna hear when you start that thing up. #monsterdon

I do appreciate this kid's upper body strength.

#monsterdon

(upbeat electronic music)

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

there's a reason most parents won't give their kids explosives and motorcycles

#monsterdon

how nice of them to put that tower up there against the house to hold their son's weight while he sneaks out of the house.

#monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

me: the congregation all turned into werewolves

husband: *busy prepping dinner, not watching* were any of them hot?

me: not a one

husband: bummer

#Monsterdon #FurryAdjacent

#monsterdon

Silver Bullet moto-wheelchair. Bitchin.

is....is he trying to sneak out.... with the motorcycle chair? are his parents fucking deaf lmao
#monsterdon

Cut, we're going to need another take. Corey forgot he can't use his feet to climb. #Monsterdon

"Listen kid, I love you so I built you something that breaks every safety law on earth. Go on, now. Go crazy, kid." #Monsterdon #SilverBullet #StephenKing 🐺🎥🍿

I once saw Gary Busey at the Alamo. When he left, he shouted "I'm leavin' the Alamo!!!!!" I know he wouldn't have, but part of me really wanted him to yell that when he drove off from that dinner 😂
#Monsterdon

Chekhov's Rocket

#monsterdon
#SilverBullet

#monsterdon
At least the finale looks like it will be fun

Uncle Red is going to be the next victim of the beast, isn't he?
#monsterdon

I love you, nephew. Here’s a Ducati wheelchair and a sack of fireworks. Be careful.

#Monsterdon

@Taweret It's like they wrote like 3 werewolf scenes and then said, "we need some stuff to go around these."

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

"I want you to have a good time" oh so *that's* why you're leaving #Monsterdon

He is so worried about the kid getting hurt he gives him some fireworks

#monsterdon #Silverbullet

I wonder what the werewolf is doing right now

#monsterdon #SilverBullet

I bet they wanted Corey Haim for Mac & Me.

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

#monsterdon omg are we going to get a chase scene on the silver bullet??!?

#monsterdon I was half-expecting him to give the kid shotguns to mount on the motorcycle. Fireworks are positively pedestrian for this dude.

love how 50% of the dialog in this movie is indecipherable due to running motors

#monsterdon

Chekov's rocket #Monsterdon

What's the over/under on the werewolf being shot with one of those fucking giant rockets

#monsterdon

"You're gonna have Fourth of July, but you're gonna have it in September"

Oh great timing, this is October 🤦

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

this is just the movie wasting some time to fill runtime

#monsterdon

#monsterdon

Two red lights? What is up with that signal?

Holy crap! How did they hide that thing from his mom? #Monsterdon #SilverBullet #StephenKing 🐺🎥🍿

They put way too much much oil in that thing’s two-stroke mix.

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

how do they all have the same hair

are they actually all related irl?
#monsterdon

Red is the best uncle #Monsterdon

THEN GIVE THE KID A FREAKIN’ HELMET!!!!! #Monsterdon

no one gets me i'm the beer baby

the beer

#monsterdon #SilverBullet1985 #BadWhuf1985

"pork tartar" sounds dangerous...

#Monsterdon

They running marked gas in that thing?
#monsterdon

"I'm Gary Busey, nobody gets me" #Monsterdon

"Is that for me?"

Who else would it be for, Marty? #Monsterdon #SilverBullet #StephenKing 🐺🎥🍿

@Taweret same

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

So is Gary Busey like his uncle or something?

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

Aaaand everybody else is dead. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👨 > 💀 ? 🐺 ! = 😱

looking forward to seeing Gary the dog

…

Gary Busey is a bad influence.

#SilverBullet #Monsterdon